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Don't be so culturally insensitive, lad. The poor savages over there don't have kettles.
OP, I would suggest applying for the lowest grade entry level bullshit you can, lie on your resume if you have to (who am I kidding, you definitely have to, just do it) and stick it out for a year or so until you start looking like an attractive enough option for other, better employers. Nobody likes it, and it feels like an insult if you're already an adult to be working with teenagers, but the first step on the ladder is the bottom rung.
Godspeed to you Yanklad.