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>> No. 22199 Raoul
23rd May 2014
Friday 10:50 am
22199 Devolved Scottish board when?
Devolved Scottish board when?

A racist homophobic pro gun professor and UKIP supporter was teaching a class on James the First, known James VI.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship James the First and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Scot the world has ever known, even greater than William Wallace himself!”

At this moment, a brave, transexual, non hetero-normal Radical Independence champion who had attended over 100 anti UKIP protests and understood the necessity of mild fascism in leftist to make people vote for the right people, stood up.

”Muh bennies”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The History of the United Kingdom. He stormed out of the room crying those Better Together crocodile tears. The same tears Better Togethers cry for "Poor England" as she doesn't have her own Parliament even though Scottish votes on English matters don't even make a difference! He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but the lines at the UKIP: Free Guns store was just too long.

The students applauded and all registered SNP that day and accepted Alex Salmond as their lord and savior. A pigeon named “Diversity” flew into the room and perched atop the Scottish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Scotland the Brave was sung several times, and Salmond himself showed up and enacted an 80% tax rate on the rich and banned air rifles across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from a spree shooter the next week.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 22200 Fairy
23rd May 2014
Friday 12:24 pm
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That's a stolen 'northern feel' with a changed flag. Fucking thieving bastard Scots.
>> No. 22201 Kraut
23rd May 2014
Friday 1:59 pm
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No; it's a stolen "English feel" -- the books are about the French and Irish.
>> No. 22202 Fairy
23rd May 2014
Friday 2:27 pm
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>> No. 22203 Fairy
23rd May 2014
Friday 3:12 pm
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I was just looking at some recent referendum polls, and while it's evident that the Yes vote has the momentum, there's been some really poor showings in the last few weeks, -10 to -14 in favour of yes.
>> No. 22204 Kraut
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:11 pm
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Do scots want to join a new country?
We could use a new Bundeslands.
>> No. 22205 Garlicfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:23 pm
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>> No. 22206 Britfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:35 pm
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Wonderful. Inaudible smirk.
>> No. 22209 Britfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 8:33 pm
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I lost my enthusiasm for independence and the SNP when I began to learn how progressive and un-nationalist their movement is.

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