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>> No. 23397 AnonFromHK
18th July 2015
Saturday 11:21 am
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I guess I might as well post this here. An Italian friend is flying to Thailand soon. The following is an extract of our Skype conversation:

Her: fiumicino airport is in disarray
Me: ?
Her: terminal 3 was burnt down a few months ago
Me: rofl

Seriously, has anyone ever heard of a *terminal* burning down? A hanger, yes, but what the fuck. The Italians...

Pic unrelated.
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>> No. 23406 Gazza
18th July 2015
Saturday 11:46 pm
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Haha stupid Italians. In all of British history there is no record of any fire every occurring.
>> No. 23407 Raoul
18th July 2015
Saturday 11:49 pm
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On the upside, it'll finally shut those fucking truthers up. See? Leave a fire burning for hours and the fucking thing will collapse!
>> No. 23408 Dubya
19th July 2015
Sunday 2:34 am
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OP's pic looks like a up the arse corner when the bumee has pulled it out quick to avoid an embarrassment.
>> No. 23409 Britfag
19th July 2015
Sunday 4:23 am
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Why not Aberdonians? That would make more sense.
>> No. 23410 Britfag
19th July 2015
Sunday 11:27 am
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It didn't collapse. It gutted the insides.

>> No. 23316 Monkey
24th June 2015
Wednesday 8:34 am
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Why do they want to come to England out of all the other European countries?

Keith Vaz says it's because it's easy to work here illegally.
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>> No. 23369 Gazza
29th June 2015
Monday 9:35 am
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> The popular perception of Britain as a magnet for immigrants is demonstrably false.
But your own link shows if you measure it as "Permanent inflows, 1000 persons", instead of as a proportion of our population, then the UK ranks third.
>> No. 23371 Cockernay
29th June 2015
Monday 9:40 am
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Country with larger population attracts larger numbers shocker.
>> No. 23378 Fairy
29th June 2015
Monday 1:41 pm
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Schrodinger's cattery experiment is much less paradoxical
>> No. 23379 Britfag
29th June 2015
Monday 2:05 pm
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Surely those are the ones who are both dead and alive until you open up the back of the truck to check?
>> No. 23394 Bulba
11th July 2015
Saturday 9:10 am
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Because Brits can't into Holocost and other funny stuf

>> No. 23236 Cockernay
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:39 am
23236 Eurovision Thread


That's the UK's entry. I like all the references to various medical issues one may incur before you'll lose your lovers affections, also that famous UK musical cornerstone known as scat singing.
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>> No. 23302 Boyo
25th May 2015
Monday 12:03 am
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If you say so mate.

I repeat, what a ridiculous thread.
>> No. 23303 Britfag
25th May 2015
Monday 12:04 am
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You're so annoying. I hope your mum gets cancer.
>> No. 23304 Britfag
25th May 2015
Monday 12:05 am
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Why didn't he get boats and ships?
>> No. 23305 Britfag
25th May 2015
Monday 12:09 am
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All the better to wreck the Romans from behind, lad.
>> No. 23306 Britfag
25th May 2015
Monday 12:26 am
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Why didn't he stick with the coast from Nice to Genoa? Italy is an annoying place to attack.

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>> No. 23214 Cockernay
25th April 2015
Saturday 9:50 am
23214 Our condolences to our friends in Nepal

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>> No. 23231 Porridgewog
30th April 2015
Thursday 12:14 pm
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Hang on.

>they had been living in Hong Kong

>> No. 23232 Wastelander
30th April 2015
Thursday 2:24 pm
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I can't believe he's dead. Well, as good old Jezza once possibly said, it's better to die driving off a cliff at 130mph in a reversing Ferrari that is on fire than to die at age 90 lying in a bed and shitting pea soup all over yourself.
>> No. 23233 Buddha
30th April 2015
Thursday 4:19 pm
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I submit this post from sunny England.
>> No. 23234 Britfag
30th April 2015
Thursday 6:34 pm
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RIP Nepallad, you will be missed like a hole in the head.
>> No. 23235 Fairy
30th April 2015
Thursday 8:11 pm
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I was saving this for the next time that filthy chanologist pissed me off. But seeing as that may never come now, this feels the best time to blow my load.


>> No. 23212 Raoul
22nd March 2015
Sunday 11:56 am
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>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war
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>> No. 23213 Boyo
22nd March 2015
Sunday 12:01 pm
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We don't do that here.

>> No. 23175 Britfag
25th January 2015
Sunday 4:24 pm
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Scotland is fucking shite. I hate living here. Never ever move to Scotland. They offered me a £70k p.a. job and £15k relocation package to move here, I was naive to think that would soften the reality of it being a completely uninhabitable hole.
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>> No. 23205 Fairy
5th February 2015
Thursday 2:44 pm
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I live in a (reputedly) rough estate in Stirling, it's not that bad. We rent a terraced house and apart from a loud party last weekend (celtic fans) it's pretty peaceful. According to a friend of mine there are about six drug dealers within five minutes walk of here so if you like that kind of thing it's fairly convenient.

Violent crime happens very occasionally, at least that I hear about, but it seems to be little gangs of neds battering other neds. I've had more aggro from job centre employees than I have from kids standing around the local shop, for example. The worst thing that's happened since I've lived here is getting into a snowball fight with some kids and getting my dick bruised by a little prick hurling a ball of ice as hard as he could, was all fun and games before that.

It's very obviously poor and alcoholism and drug dependency is fairly rife, from what I've seen on JCP schemes and sitting in community centres but people generally are just trying to get by.
>> No. 23206 Terrorist
5th February 2015
Thursday 2:47 pm
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I recently found out they get lager and lime bon bons in Scotland.
>> No. 23207 Porridgewog
5th February 2015
Thursday 3:04 pm
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The Raploch, despite being poor, is the only normal area in Stirling. Everywhere else in Stirling is full of fucking maniacs.

Do you know the McCallums?
>> No. 23208 Fairy
5th February 2015
Thursday 3:36 pm
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Hah, small world. I know a McCallum, very vaguely through other friends, he also likes nerdy stuff like magic the gathering and such. That's one great thing about stirling, it's small but it has two places that run tcg and wargaming events throughout the week and the best roleplaying society I've ever heard of at the uni.
>> No. 23209 Fairy
5th February 2015
Thursday 3:36 pm
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Hah, small world. I know a McCallum, very vaguely through other friends, he also likes nerdy stuff like magic the gathering and such. That's one great thing about stirling, it's small but it has two places that run tcg and wargaming events throughout the week and the best roleplaying society I've ever heard of at the uni.

>> No. 22992 Gazza
29th October 2014
Wednesday 9:11 am
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Not sure if I should post this in /101/, but here seems like a more apt location.

Anyway - quick background, emigrated there in 2001, came back in 2011, family stuff, father finding work etc. It shaped me growing up quite a bit - but I have no love for Ireland.

I usually frequent the /r/Ireland board on reddit, and it's a pleasant reminder what a shithole it is - everything from their ultra-low expectations, to the feckless attitude in regards to everything. It kind of teases this part of me, where I remember generally poor things about it, and makes me wonder how anyone would think about moving there permanently.
I would love to dispel the myth that Irish people are friendly, they are a bunch of myopic, xenophobic, inbred shits at worst, and dowdy, ignorant idiots at best - with the lowest of low-brow outlooks on everything. "Ah sure it'll be grand", was a phrase I heard often, especially when something goes tits up. Any kind of outside influence is considered a threat, and due to their ingrained inferiority complex, they will make no bones about not liking you. If I had a penny for every time someone called me an "English cunt" due to my accent, I'd have enough to leave several times over. I was lucky enough to be white, if you're coloured by any shade, you're a novelty, a side-show, for their amusement. And if there are enough of you, you become a problem. Integration is still a new and scary thing, so if you're a minority prepare to have a uphill struggle living there. The Irish are NOT friendly, any attempts at being so are facile and superficial, and do so only to look good in front of their mates.

You can argue, it's similar to England, but it really isn't, not by a long shot. Any Irish person smart enough, will know they need to get the fuck out. We've seen over 100,000, educated young folk fucking off to all corners of the globe. In simple terms, you'd have to be missing a chromosome to actively want and embrace living in this joke of a country. I still advocate visiting the West part as it's preserved much of it's beauty - otherwise don't bother.

Anyway, don't see any reason for a discussion, just needed to vent this bullshit.
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>> No. 23010 Raoul
30th October 2014
Thursday 12:44 am
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Tell them you're naturalised. I know a "Welsh" couple who speak the language and get behind the boys in red come February. They hail from those great Welsh towns of Solihull and Morpeth. These days we'll take anyone who lives here for a few months and professes publicly that it's not shit at least once. Learn the words to Calon Lân and you're set.
>> No. 23011 Boyo
30th October 2014
Thursday 8:30 am
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Nah that's American tourist-esque.
>> No. 23171 Cockernay
8th January 2015
Thursday 10:39 pm
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>This bant

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 23172 Porridgewog
9th January 2015
Friday 12:01 am
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Well worth the bump.
>> No. 23173 Raoul
9th January 2015
Friday 12:09 am
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Ugh, I wrote that shit a while ago - it's a little cringey now. Ireland is still shit the last time I checked.

>> No. 23167 Raoul
6th January 2015
Tuesday 6:08 am
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que onda gabachos? aztec soldado on vacacion in la inglaterra here. mang i be scopin out londres and shits wack. first day i got here some mayates tried to rob me with a this puny little filero. i looked at dem wack ass negritos like is you serious and started laughing, them swatas was shook for real and just walked away. i hooked up with this tight assed huero jaina who said she worked in la ciudad. puta made a big show of how she was dis high flying empresaria earnin mad pesos livin in some swanky apartamento. let me tell you carnals, her place was a damn shoebox. back in araisas my poor tio Javier got a ranch dats 20 times the size of this hoes swanky ass carcel, and he be driving trucks and smoking crack jajajaja. inglaterra be all fucked up mang. if this bitch proud of her home, paisas back in kali be livin like kings in da varrios LOL.

anutha question: where all the white people? sheeit mang i aint no fan of bolillos, but dey better than mayates. least i can walk in san jo and see my own peeps nahmsayin? where all dis inglaterra cultura i be hearing about? mang i seen more violencia in 2 weeks in londres than i ever seen in san jo. yall got no moralidad. where the valores familiares? where the comunidad? back in the varrio i see big familias, cookouts every saturday and sunday, homies be cool with eachother. here in inglaterra peeps be locked away in their casas acting all suspcius and shit. man if i brought my hija here shed never leave the casa.

any vatos reading this i got one piece of advice. inglaterra be fuckin locochon, stay where you at
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>> No. 23169 Boyo
6th January 2015
Tuesday 12:40 pm
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>inglaterra be all fucked up mang.

Can't disagree.
>> No. 23170 Wastelander
6th January 2015
Tuesday 1:39 pm
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I rather liked it.
>> No. 23174 Gazza
11th January 2015
Sunday 7:34 am
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I know a few words in Spanish that I find very "stylish":

Ese (roughly translated to English as pal/mate/buddy)
Karnal (brother/bro etc)
Pendejo (can be translated as idiot/retard)
Cabron (asshole)
Chota (cops/pigs)

Am I already fluent in it, right?
>> No. 23210 Raoul
19th February 2015
Thursday 2:05 pm
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You and every other person who has played Grand Theft Auto or watched The Shield.
>> No. 23211 Raoul
19th February 2015
Thursday 2:47 pm
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I was going to get mad at you for bumping shit old threads onto /sfw/ until you mentioned The Shield.

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>> No. 22582 Kraut
1st August 2014
Friday 6:55 pm
22582 Who wins?
Brit tourists...
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>> No. 23154 Boyo
24th November 2014
Monday 4:42 pm
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Weirdly, I did eat Tesco everyday value mild cheddar slices on Spar brand white toast whilst I watched ITV's freshers last night.

You've successfully scared me out of going to the pub quiz later.
>> No. 23155 Cockernay
24th November 2014
Monday 5:07 pm
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Please start leaving the curtains open after you shower.
>> No. 23156 Boyo
24th November 2014
Monday 5:27 pm
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10g pall mall through the letterbox and you've got yourself a deal.
>> No. 23157 Clog
24th November 2014
Monday 6:21 pm
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Disgusting plebian, sliced cheese is an vile processed abomination. Buy or steal yourself a grater from your local Wilkinsons and then get the cheaper block cheddar. Fuck.
>> No. 23158 Boyo
24th November 2014
Monday 7:05 pm
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But me giro won't cover it boss.

It was cheaper and had more than the least expensive block.

>> No. 23019 Clog
9th November 2014
Sunday 2:01 pm
23019 Expatriates
Alright lads, have any of you here decided to make the leap and do what angry Mail readers often threaten to: leave England once and for al, and bugger off to foreign land?

How have you found it? Got any tips?

I am living abroad in the Netherlands, myself. They only have one chain of supermarkets, really, it's a bit odd.
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>> No. 23132 Fairy
23rd November 2014
Sunday 12:34 am
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If only there was some interrogative form of communication we could employ to ascertain that.
>> No. 23133 Cockernay
23rd November 2014
Sunday 12:47 am
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It's most likely the case that he forgot to cancel what he will claim adamantly that he did not know was an auto-renewing subscription, though he signed a document (or provided a form of consent equivalent thereof) which almost certainly stated that it's an auto-renewing subscription.

The chances of him getting a refund will depend entirely on how many point he put into his Blagging Call Centre Drones stat. In cases like this you usually need at least a +7 to get on to a manager, and roll two D6 to see what kind of mood said manager is in.
>> No. 23134 Clog
23rd November 2014
Sunday 11:56 am
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Yes, indeed. After looking at their website, they send you a reminder letter 10 weeks before (10???). Anyway, I have moved house twice since then, so needless to say, I received no reminder letter.

Bugger. This will cost me a fortune in calls.
>> No. 23135 Gazza
23rd November 2014
Sunday 3:28 pm
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>proper weapon
Is this the original call from the Nathan Barley pilot before it was toned up to be totally fucking mexico?
>> No. 23136 Britfag
23rd November 2014
Sunday 4:38 pm
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There is a hack for it.

Be a horrible, horrible cunt to the drone, they tell the manager you are a horrible cunt. Manager doesn't actually want to talk to a horrible cunt. Be nice as pie to manager, sheer relief will put them in a great mood. Works every time.

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>> No. 22567 Fairy
1st August 2014
Friday 4:32 pm
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What British city has the best slags?
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>> No. 22608 Britfag
2nd August 2014
Saturday 3:03 am
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For that joke, I hope you get arc eye.
>> No. 23075 Raoul
19th November 2014
Wednesday 12:01 am
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>> No. 23124 Britfag
22nd November 2014
Saturday 9:55 pm
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Another vote for Cardiff. Certainly on a Friday/Saturday night when all the girls from the suburbs and outlying valley towns descend upon the place. Cardiff itself is increasingly populated by incomers.
>> No. 23127 Britfag
22nd November 2014
Saturday 10:11 pm
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Chucked in bin
>> No. 23128 Cockernay
22nd November 2014
Saturday 11:15 pm
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Stoke isn't bad for sluts as long as you don't knobbing some Jaeger-drunk 17 year old who's had more cocks than a chicken nugget factory.

>> No. 23042 Boyo
11th November 2014
Tuesday 3:26 am
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Why did Russia send little green men to Crimea? Why is it destabilising the east of the country? I don't see the benefit.
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>> No. 23109 Cockernay
22nd November 2014
Saturday 6:36 pm
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Russian expat in the uk here
Not really, it's because so-called zashkvar since you gonna share the common mug of chefir with other respectable inmates and transmit "zashkvar" to their lips or using other objects of common use. So yes, you admit it and become a rooster.
There are worse roles in the cells. One of the worst might be "gasonyuh", who takes the farts into his mouth and then runs to the window to blow them out so not to contaminate the cell lol.

And swearing isn't allowed either because for every word you say you must take responsibility and provide proofs. So, if you call someone "petuh" and he is not, it's you who will drop in the hierarchy forever, even if transferred to another location.
When arrived at a new location, please announce your rank immediately, so the other won't get "zashkvar" handshaking you.

Lastly, If you are a rooster and very abused/mistreated the final solution for you is to kiss the cell leader. You will be dead but he'll be sort of a dead too.

But don't worry, foreign nationals are treated kindly like guests.
>> No. 23110 Britfag
22nd November 2014
Saturday 8:02 pm
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>There are worse roles in the cells. One of the worst might be "gasonyuh", who takes the farts into his mouth and then runs to the window to blow them out so not to contaminate the cell lol.
>> No. 23113 Cockernay
22nd November 2014
Saturday 8:08 pm
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>But don't worry, foreign nationals are treated kindly like guests

Nice try, Recruitingdrugsmulesladski.
>> No. 23115 Britfag
22nd November 2014
Saturday 8:27 pm
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>gas on you

Trolled softly.
>> No. 23117 Cockernay
22nd November 2014
Saturday 8:54 pm
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"nyuh" means sense of smell
Not an island, there is no shortage for mules and none are using the airports

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>> No. 22450 Fairy
17th July 2014
Thursday 8:25 pm
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What country do you like the most?

What country do you dislike the most?
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>> No. 23105 Aki
22nd November 2014
Saturday 4:34 pm
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Just saw this comment on YT:

"The issue is England is a nanny state where you don't have to grow up".

I think this is one of the smartest comments I've read on YT in a long time.
>> No. 23106 Cockernay
22nd November 2014
Saturday 5:19 pm
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Sounds pretty fucking stupid to me.
>> No. 23107 Gazza
22nd November 2014
Saturday 5:30 pm
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Agreed. It's meaningless.
>> No. 23108 Raoul
22nd November 2014
Saturday 5:43 pm
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Mussolini and Hitler were never strong leaders. They were just surrounded by gormless followers.
>> No. 23111 Britfag
22nd November 2014
Saturday 8:04 pm
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How they appeared beats who surrounded them.

>> No. 22790 Kraut
4th September 2014
Thursday 8:50 pm
22790 German Industry Representative
Dear lads,
I would like to use this opportunity to draw your attention to one of the many fine products of the German Food & Beverages industry:
It is Köstritzer Schwarzbier, a dark beer made somewhere in the eastern parts of Germany.
It is quite different than the usual German beer, so, you should try it one day.
You'll be much hipper than your Heineken-drinking friends. Guaranteed.
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>> No. 22971 Wastelander
9th October 2014
Thursday 10:24 pm
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You can get better lager for 50p a pint in the poorest eastern european countries. Prices depend on location shocker.
>> No. 22972 Britfag
9th October 2014
Thursday 10:25 pm
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That is presumably how people up there cope.
>> No. 23089 Fairy
22nd November 2014
Saturday 2:10 am
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What are the chances! Just had that in a pub today. Was pretty nice as well.

Also what is your thoughts on weihenstephan?
>> No. 23098 Aki
22nd November 2014
Saturday 12:26 pm
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Miss walking around Berlin with a 1 euro bottle in hand.
>> No. 23099 Fairy
22nd November 2014
Saturday 12:40 pm
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They sell them in Asda if you ever want to buy it again

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