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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 48ded3 No. 15815 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 3:32 pm

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Knowing when you've won is as important as know when you're beaten.
>> ID: 5f1773 No. 15816 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 3:42 pm

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>>15812
In all fairness I'm actually legitimately a bit ashamed of what I posted, as it was a crass, unimaginative attempt at inflicting offence. This poster was at least trying to drive at a cogent point, albeit with the savoir faire of a eejit.

>>15813
This ban is jokes though, top .gs
>> ID: 58fe5a No. 15817 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 3:49 pm

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I made a post in the >>/pol/94144 thread which was eaten a moment ago (mistakenly, if I may dare to suggest?). Not the map picture, but shortly after it.

Slightly peeved, whinge ticked.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15818 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 3:55 pm

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>>15817
Yes, sorry about that.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15819 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 3:58 pm

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>>15817
I can't un-delete it but I've re-posted it for you.
>> ID: 58fe5a No. 15821 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 4:41 pm

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>>15819
Thanks.

I wouldn't have minded nearly as much if it didn't take me about 10 minutes to type and re-type those few sentences. Fuck knows how the longpostlads manage it.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15871 Anonymous
10th July 2021
Saturday 7:11 pm

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Who was it who was saying that the people posting pictures of that German anti-climate activist were doing so for legitimate reasons? Never mind, I don't care. Same user posted this.
>> ID: 3880e2 No. 15872 Anonymous
10th July 2021
Saturday 7:52 pm

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>>15871
It feels like it's been a while since we've had posts claiming it's scientifically proven that 14 is the optimum age for giving birth.
>> ID: 5f53cb No. 15873 Anonymous
10th July 2021
Saturday 9:49 pm

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>>15872

I would imagine by this stage it's difficult for pedolad to find IPs where he isn't already banned.
>> ID: 068006 No. 15874 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 4:54 pm

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I am the first of the two posters banned for antiSomali sentiment. I didn't intend to be racist, I thought was on the level of "Americans are fat" or "Germans are scat fetishists", but I appreciate it veered more into the area of dolphin rape so I am sorry.
>> ID: 38b023 No. 15875 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 5:12 pm

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>>15874
>Somalis look like aliens they have big craniums and weak jaws, very skinny, disproportionately large head. They look very different from your Nigerians and your Jamaicans.

Seems a little racist to me, chief.
>> ID: 598c0b No. 15876 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 6:24 pm

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>>15875
It's only racist because you know Somalians are black. If he'd been talking about people from Wrexham or the Welsh in general, we'd all be fine with it. No double standards here, chief.>>15875
>> ID: 4a10d8 No. 15877 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 2:19 pm

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>>15876
>... or the Welsh in general, we'd all be fine with it

I am Welsh. I disagree.

Speaking of which, some cretin has gotten themselves banned from 3 of the 4 Opera VPNs available to me. Please don't nuke the last one, .gs is one of my very few connections to the land of my fathers.
>> ID: 024754 No. 15882 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 6:35 pm

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I got banned for a year for being a penis mutilator because I asked for advice about my second degree burns I got on my arm from getting something out of the oven. Please unban me, I've never mutilated my cock.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15883 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 6:48 pm

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>>15882
Ok.
>> ID: 330f3d No. 15884 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 7:49 pm

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Even if it was cock abuse lad, I don't think he should be banned during a medical emergency. As an imageboard we ought to be judged by how we treat how most completely bonkers users.
>> ID: 778c5e No. 15885 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 8:05 pm

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>>15884
I bet he was putting his knob in the oven.
>> ID: 90bd8d No. 15894 Anonymous
19th November 2021
Friday 9:00 pm

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I'm banned for two weeks but the post was deleted and I can't work out what it was. Was I winding up ecolads too much?

>>/b/447973

And I can't post images on shed anymore.
>> ID: 6823c5 No. 15895 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 12:03 pm

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We're heading into slippery slope territory. If someone can get a ban for finding Priti Patel sexually attractive then you're going to end up banning 90% of the userbase because everyone here has got very weird perversions.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 078ea8 No. 15896 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 12:24 pm

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First they came for the Patel posters, and I did not speak out-
Because I am not into hatefucking.

Then they came for the Millican posters, and I did not speak out-
Because I am not a chubby chaser.

Then they came for the Vorderman posters, and I did not speak out-
Because I am not into excessive plastic surgery.

Then they came for me-
And there was no one left to speak for me.
>> ID: 13c32f No. 15897 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 12:56 pm

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>>15895
I agree. If you can't subvert a thread discussing something a woman has done by making lewd comments about said woman, then this is the beginning of the end for Britain's preeminant discussion forum, and I won't be renewing my membership.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
>> ID: 223e0e No. 15898 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 5:00 pm

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This isn't quite what this thread is for, but I was trying to post from the cinema (the film hadn't started, I'm not a monster) the other week, but I was perma-banned, so I was wondering, did one of you lot work in a cinema at some point? Or was it some kind of "range ban" which I don't really understand, but whatever.
>> ID: 13c32f No. 15899 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 5:01 pm

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>>15898
Well was it on the cinema's Wifi, or on your mobile data?
>> ID: 43608d No. 15900 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 8:45 pm

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>>15896

>Then they came for the Millican posters

I must have missed that.
>> ID: 518eee No. 15904 Anonymous
22nd January 2022
Saturday 3:13 pm

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I don't know if I'm misusing Opera or what, but some nugget got themselves banned from every VPN on that browser in 2020 and I still find myself running into it. IP is 77.111.245.14.

Any chance this could be lifted?
>> ID: 10fe9a No. 15905 Anonymous
22nd January 2022
Saturday 5:56 pm

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>>15904
All of the bans that are coming from that range are for spam of some description, couple of virus links, that sort of thing. The range itself isn't banned, but 15 of Opera's proxies (presumably) are banned as a result of whatever knob was using them to avoid getting a ban on their home range, so I'm not really inclined to start unbanning them.

I use NordVPN and haven't had a single bit of trouble with .gs, it's mostly free public proxies that people struggle with and the aforementioned behaviour is usually why.

Sorry, lad.
>> ID: 57930b No. 15927 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 3:44 pm

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Ran into this old ban while browsing on mobile the other day. No idea what it refers to. Could you lift it please just in case I get caught in it again?
>> ID: c08153 No. 15928 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 4:04 pm

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>>15927
Careful, now. Knowing the mods they'll probably do you for ban evasion.
>> ID: 9e6fd4 No. 15929 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 4:39 pm

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>>15928
I was banned for a year about a year ago. I'm still getting used to the novelty of being able to post without opening a different browser.

I'm homeless for the next week and staying on random sofas so good fucking luck brian, can't ban me lad.
>> ID: c08153 No. 15930 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 5:10 pm

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>>15929
What did you do that was so bad it warranted a 12 month ban? I don't think it takes much.
>> ID: 9e6fd4 No. 15931 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 6:07 pm

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>>15930
Well, it ended up that I said something about another banned poster to the effect of 'What that person said is fine because it made me laugh' and then the delicate mod banned me with 'Well banning you made me laugh so it's ok' or something.

I'm just happy that they agreed with me.
>> ID: eedc2f No. 15932 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 7:39 pm

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I know it's only a one-hour ban, but it seems unfair to fall foul of a banned link filter just because you wanted to tease someone.

I mean, what happens if you want to take the piss out of a libertarian loon for invoking medieval common law (which has been legislated into oblivion anyway)? Or if the Appleby Magna massive want to big themselves up by extending some vowels? Because Brian never learned regex, THEY CANNOT.
>> ID: fa7886 No. 15933 Anonymous
14th June 2022
Tuesday 6:35 pm

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I don't think I've been banned, but I don't understand why my Lenny Henry thread, as well as all posts I've made over at least the past 24 hours/subsequent replies to them, have been removed.

Is shitposting no longer allowed on /iq/ or is posting The Guardian links now blacklisted or something?

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: d65153 No. 15934 Anonymous
14th June 2022
Tuesday 6:44 pm

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>>15933
I think you mean denylisted.
>> ID: a19bd9 No. 15935 Anonymous
14th June 2022
Tuesday 10:05 pm

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>>15934
Wait, can we not post Guardian links now?
>> ID: 98081e No. 15936 Anonymous
18th August 2022
Thursday 4:10 pm

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Why was the RAF thread deleted? Wrongthink?
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15937 Anonymous
18th August 2022
Thursday 4:14 pm

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>>15936
It was posted by a 4chan immigrant.
>> ID: d65153 No. 15938 Anonymous
18th August 2022
Thursday 11:37 pm

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>>15937
So the moderators are on the record as being anti immigration?
>> ID: 58717e No. 15939 Anonymous
19th August 2022
Friday 12:46 am

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>>15938
That was the joke they just made, yes.

This is why you're not allowed to post here. Things move very quickly here and it's not good enough to be two steps behind at all times.
>> ID: 884388 No. 15940 Anonymous
12th September 2022
Monday 2:33 pm

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Some charming person has managed to get themselves banned from every Opera location again. Any chance this could be lifted from 77.111.245.11?
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15941 Anonymous
12th September 2022
Monday 2:36 pm

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>>15940
I've removed the range ban but will put it back if it starts again.
>> ID: 884388 No. 15942 Anonymous
12th September 2022
Monday 2:52 pm

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>>15941

Thank you.
>> ID: 3a567d No. 15983 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 8:22 pm

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>>15941

Has this been put back on? Trying to post again with Opera, 77.111.247.65 and others have been banned.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15984 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 8:56 pm

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>>15983

No. There are still some individual IPs banned from that range prior to the range ban being put in place but not ending in .65
>> ID: 11cf2e No. 15985 Anonymous
24th January 2023
Tuesday 10:11 pm

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>>15937
Hang on, before this I'd posted here for over 10 years back when it was using ionisation to deal with all the wanking going on in my student flat. You banned me for a year for otherplacery where I think I might've just pissed you off by referencing icebergs which was clearly chosen for Great Elk shenanigans but may have been missed.

Can you lift the ban? I've surely learnt my lesson by now and need to ask what I can do about my door lock sticking in the cold.

Posting from a hotel because I don't actually know how to ask otherwise.
>> ID: a8648d No. 15986 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 1:23 am

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I just finished serving a one month ban and my thread was deleted for post >>/b/456409 . If any of you modlads can still see deleted posts, could you please let know what I did to breach the rules or otherwise offend you? Did you think the OP image I used was a meme from the other place? Could you not have just removed the image?
>> ID: 36fd7c No. 16039 Anonymous
30th December 2023
Saturday 11:49 pm

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Stop banning me for being right about things.
>> ID: c42e88 No. 16040 Anonymous
17th January 2024
Wednesday 10:01 pm

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I tried posting on my phone internet and it said I was permabanned for samefagging on /x/ and trying to persuade the mods to allow child porn in 2021. I've only been on this network, iD Mobile, since last March and I only ever post fat lasses, not kiddies.
>> ID: 91095b No. 16041 Anonymous
17th January 2024
Wednesday 10:36 pm

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>>16040
That was a range ban, you'll be reet now.
>> ID: d0b264 No. 16042 Anonymous
19th January 2024
Friday 2:57 pm

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Someone was being an arse using the standard Opera VPNs again. Can I have posting rights for 77.111.247.44 back, please?

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