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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 173e15 No. 14893 Anonymous
19th February 2019
Tuesday 7:19 pm

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>>14892

Oops.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14912 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 10:49 pm

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Is an automatic one hour ban for certain words even necessary these days? I'd have thought the report function was enough to keep shitposters in check.
>> ID: 6a2974 No. 14914 Anonymous
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 10:57 pm

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>>14912
You'd think, wouldn't you?

Personally I'd allow the posts themselves, but replace the word with I'M A MASSIVE BELLEND WHO SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO 4CHAN. The ban would remain automatic though.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 14915 Anonymous
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 11:02 pm

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>>14914
> but replace the word with I'M A MASSIVE BELLEND WHO SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO 4CHAN
Maybe just replace the entire content of the post with that.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14916 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 7:04 am

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>>14914>>14915
I thought we'd agreed on kettles?
>> ID: 433625 No. 14917 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:26 pm

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>>14916

AROUND A KETTLE NEVER SETTLE!
>> ID: 968008 No. 14918 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:46 pm

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>>14917
AROUND A POT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET SHOT.
>> ID: 534a29 No. 14919 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 12:56 am

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Oh, come on, I was just tired and grumpy.
>> ID: 723658 No. 14920 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 7:52 am

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AROUND A CAFETIÈRE ALWAYS TAKE CARE
>> ID: 694176 No. 14921 Anonymous
17th April 2019
Wednesday 7:38 pm

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Isn't a week long ban for getting around a wordfilter a bit excessive? I'd have thought a one day ban, tops, would suffice.

This isn't ban evasion, either. I'm simply at someone else's house.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 14922 Anonymous
17th April 2019
Wednesday 8:52 pm

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>>14921
>Isn't a week long ban for getting around a wordfilter a bit excessive?
I'd say you got off rather lightly there.
>> ID: 694176 No. 14923 Anonymous
17th April 2019
Wednesday 9:20 pm

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>>14922
Let's face it, the wordfilters are little more than forced memes from the mods. Some of them, such as losing the rhyming from "only a nonce needs a quick response", are objectively poorer than the words they've replaced.
>> ID: 173e15 No. 14924 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 6:53 am

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>>14923

The wordfilters are mostly there to discourage the same tedious discussions of race, chronic masturbators, and fisherman's breakfasts from repeating over and over.
>> ID: 694176 No. 14925 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 7:40 am

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>>14924
If that's the case then we need a lot more ones about trannies.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14929 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 3:58 pm

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I've been banned from /lit/ and I've genuinely no idea what for as the post appears to have been deleted.

>>/lit/6972
>> ID: 63046e No. 14930 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 4:52 pm

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>>14929
The mod didn't leave a report reason, unfortunately. He'll be along, hopefully. Your patronage is important to us. Please hold.
>> ID: 63046e No. 14931 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 4:59 pm

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>>14929
Ah, now I see. Do you remember now? Promise to have a word with yourself and i'll remove it for you.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14932 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 5:32 pm

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>>14931
Oh, the feet. I do like the word, though.
>> ID: 27e183 No. 14965 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 7:33 pm

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I'm apparently permabanned for this post (now deleted): http://britfa.gs/spo/res/4917.html#8824

Does something really count as spam if you only post it once? I had no idea ten lines of ASCII was such a mortal sin. /spo/ is on life support anyway, nobody seems to have discussed the footy at all in my absence despite a truly remarkable couple of weeks. Anyway lesson learned, won't happen again etc.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14967 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 10:03 am

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>>14965
You did a very convincing "random foreign shitposter" act.
>> ID: 45c0dd No. 15038 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 5:35 pm

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Lad banning me forever because you don't like the word cuck. Even though it made perfect sense in the flow of conversation seems an over reaction. In reality don't you think you are really trying to ban not me but part of yourself.🤔

Also I am not gay, you're gay. And I find your hetronormative micro agreesions of using it as an insult deeply troubling. Particularly in the context of a person who doesn't like the word cuck. Holds a mirror up to itself if you ask me.

Obviously I don't expect you to listen to me given I'm sure everything I say to question your judgement will probably only make you double down on your position. But it would be nice to be let back in at some point.
>> ID: ac35cb No. 15039 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 6:04 pm

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>>15038
Here you go, lad.
>> ID: f18b3c No. 15040 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 6:30 pm

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>>15038


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm4R32nSo8s
>> ID: 45c0dd No. 15041 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 7:00 pm

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>>15039

It must be terribly disappointing that you haven't triggered me at all. I can only apologise. Obviously you have some growing up to do.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 15042 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 7:08 pm

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>>15041
You're not fooling anyone, tearylad.
>> ID: 3be52e No. 15043 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 7:42 pm

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>>15038
Foam from his mouth,
Steam from his Ears!
He’s done it, he has,
He’s trolled him to tears!

>> ID: 2c8217 No. 15044 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:25 pm

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>> ID: 45c0dd No. 15045 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:29 pm

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Obviously me suggesting perm banning me for saying cuck in a contextual joke might be a bit harsh, is just me being trolled to tears.

Clearly no one wants to discuss it properly, only sneer. Pity I liked this place over the years but obviously that doesn't really matter does it. Time for a new hobby.
>> ID: f18b3c No. 15046 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:36 pm

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>>15045
The mods certainly can be unduly harsh and hand out disproportionate punishments at times, but you don't have to be such a fadge about it.
>> ID: b90f68 No. 15047 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:38 pm

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I know it's not the point of this thread, but I don't understand how people can get like that. .gs has plenty of in house memes and whatever, but imagine if every time you posted you had an uncontrollable compulsion to include one or more of them and not just on .gs, but everywhere you went on the imageboard sphere and perhaps even beyond. It's bloody horrible.
>> ID: f18b3c No. 15048 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:41 pm

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>>15047
>It's bloody horrible

That's what made revengelad so dastardly.
>> ID: 3be52e No. 15049 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 8:45 pm

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>>15045
This thread is for ban appeals, supplication and fry ups. Your posts constitute neither, you teary bumder.

Tip yourself into the big cup of tea.
>> ID: 45c0dd No. 15050 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 9:00 pm

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>>15049

The term 'Appeals' covers disputes of sentencing and points of law. If you don't want people appealing dont call it appealing.
>> ID: 3be52e No. 15051 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 9:42 pm

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>>15050
What a tedious bore you are, Nigel.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 15052 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 9:48 pm

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>>15050
>The term 'Appeals' covers disputes of sentencing and points of law.
Of which, as my honourable and learned friend pointed out, you've made neither of substance.
>> ID: 45c0dd No. 15053 Anonymous
15th September 2019
Sunday 11:54 pm

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>>15052

Sir I assure you I am highly appealing. What I was doing was entertaining a perspective of an chronic masturbator given the very subject was in discussion as learned men are known to do with a nod and a wink. Unfortunately said nod and a wink function was broken in the posting settings on the site and I fear was taken quite literally.

What I became aware of though due to this misadventure was the use of perm banning which I feel as leaned men it is a mistake to resort to. After all the here rules are uncodified and this seems therefore an unreasonably heavy punishment for a miss step I would happy take a lesser punishment on the chin, but I simply must protest all uses of the perm ban not for that which is a gross violation of the english legal system or automated spamming. And this is the point I protest not the ban for that is a learning experience but permanency allows for no reason. How could one possibly cease to be a silly sausage if one is never permitted the opportunity of growth?
>> ID: cad645 No. 15055 Anonymous
16th September 2019
Monday 1:39 am

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>>15053

For someone who claims to have been here for years, you sure do write like an outsider. The fact you seemed surprised at a dodgy ban sort of gives the game away too.

If you can't work out how to evade our bans you're not our sort of people anyway.
>> ID: f18b3c No. 15056 Anonymous
16th September 2019
Monday 8:05 am

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His appealing?
More like squealing.
His appealing?
It's appalling.
It's so galling.
It must be a chore, being so bumsore.
Off you fuck, stop being such a bore.
>> ID: b90f68 No. 15057 Anonymous
16th September 2019
Monday 8:24 am

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>>15048
Not for me, I mean it must be horrible being like that. I don't really care.
>> ID: a51f79 No. 15058 Anonymous
17th September 2019
Tuesday 12:53 pm

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>>15055
>For someone who claims to have been here for years, you sure do write like an outsider
They write like a fucking spastic, if they'd been here for years we'd all be spastics too by now. I think that's how it works, anyway.

"Perm banning" is an entertaining mistake, though.
>> ID: 1e7e5c No. 15059 Anonymous
17th September 2019
Tuesday 1:17 pm

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>>15058
>Perm banning

FREE THE PERM. FREE DEIDRE RASHID.
>> ID: 84d4ac No. 15060 Anonymous
22nd September 2019
Sunday 10:08 am

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So if a modlad could dial back my permaban for facetious jewbashing that'd be nice. Turns out my IP is static for the foreseeable because virgin are cunts, and if I have to phone post for the rest of my life it will severely degrade the grammatical quality of the website.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15061 Anonymous
22nd September 2019
Sunday 11:43 am

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>>15060
You'll have to be more specific.
>> ID: ea717c No. 15062 Anonymous
1st October 2019
Tuesday 4:33 am

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I think I fully deserved my ban.

I talk a lot of shit when I've been drinking but the truth is these days I havn't run any of my scripts for yonks. I probably could circumvent it if I really wanted. But maybe not. Maybe the IoT has got tighter security these days.

I've got an actual tech job now (for the first time ever, after decades of skiddy shit XD) so I've told myself to behave.

Anyway.

I was a knob and I deserved it. I know we'll never agree on anything but I still like you.
>> ID: cad645 No. 15063 Anonymous
1st October 2019
Tuesday 8:07 pm

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>>15062

I'm not sure which ban you're on about, were you the paedo or the doxxer?
>> ID: 543456 No. 15064 Anonymous
1st October 2019
Tuesday 8:18 pm

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>>15062
Blatant Psyops by the mods.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15065 Anonymous
1st October 2019
Tuesday 9:22 pm

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>>15063
I already removed it.
>> ID: 325b2e No. 15081 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 5:56 am

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>>15063>>15063
Paedo or doxer, fucking hell. I was neither.

Just your regular old me myself and i2 with some drunk and high /pol/ tier posts.
>> ID: a3e772 No. 15082 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 6:00 am

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>>15081
Honestly I get it. I was a redboard poster before I ever found this place. I don't really fit in here.

My ban isn't removed by the way. Something about pulled? Leave it there.
>> ID: a3e772 No. 15083 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 6:01 am

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>>15082
>pulled
This fucking phone. Meant pielad.

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