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>> No. 64702 Ambulancelad
11th January 2020
Saturday 6:36 pm
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OH NO
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>> No. 64703 Paedofag
11th January 2020
Saturday 6:41 pm
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>>64702
As aviation engineering jokes go, that's pretty good.
>> No. 64704 R4GE
11th January 2020
Saturday 7:13 pm
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>>64702
DESPITE THE POSSIBILITY THIS IS NOT YOUR ORIGINAL CREATION and may have been stolen from elsewhere on the internet, I approve.

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>> No. 64677 R4GE
9th January 2020
Thursday 10:10 pm
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mods, pls explain
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>> No. 64695 Auntiefucker
11th January 2020
Saturday 12:35 am
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>>64691
You didn't get the joke, poor thing.
>> No. 64696 R4GE
11th January 2020
Saturday 12:52 am
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>>64695
Didn't send it by Hermes by any chance, did you?
>> No. 64697 Moralfag
11th January 2020
Saturday 11:14 am
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>>64696
True Hueligans know they use DPD for deliveries.
>> No. 64699 Are Moaty
11th January 2020
Saturday 11:42 am
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>>64697
I see you, playa.
>> No. 64701 Are Moaty
11th January 2020
Saturday 11:44 am
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>>64699
PURPHUEL/WHOEVER, WE NEED PROPER JPEG/EXIF SUPPORT FOR THE THUMBNAILER.

Put the new budget to work.

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>> No. 23219 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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How do you think the world would be better had the internet never been invented?
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>> No. 23222 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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>>23221

It's been mainsteam since forever / The Internet Was Never Good.
>> No. 23223 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:45 pm
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The internet hasn't made the world worse, it has just made the world transparent. There have always been approximately the same number of arseholes and idiots, but now they have unfettered access to a global audience. As any teacher or nightclub bouncer knows, it only takes a few idiots to spoil things for everyone else.

The only cure is a return to elitism and snobbishness. This place is only halfway tolerable because it has a small user base and trigger-happy mods who will happily ban people simply for being thick or lazy. Social media has an open door policy, but we need more online communities that are run like a gentlemen's club, with membership criteria and strict rules of decorum.
>> No. 23224 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:51 pm
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>>23223
> we need more online communities that are run like a gentlemen's club, with membership criteria and strict rules of decorum

We have them, they're called fucking subreddits.
>> No. 23225 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:25 pm
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>>23219
Now that the site has Huel money (shoutout to Bill Burr), you'd expect that the staff writers could rustle up better threads than this.
>> No. 23231 Anonymous
11th January 2020
Saturday 2:42 am
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>>23223

The problem is the ease of access. Make internet dialup again and the number of twitter contributors typing "<politician> is bad because <popular comedian joke> LOL" goes down tenfold. Mass anything is bad, the internet is just the worst example of it.

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>> No. 29205 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:41 pm
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In your experience, do most women prefer getting licked or fucked?

t. not very experienced
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>> No. 29234 Anonymous
10th January 2020
Friday 10:26 pm
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>>29232

Doncaster.
>> No. 29235 Anonymous
10th January 2020
Friday 10:44 pm
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>>29230
Look, I get it. I get the anus is sensitive, and I get that the rectum can be tighter than a fanny, and I get that stimulating the prostate is pleasurable (apparently). But it's still the HOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT. How do people get past that? Or god forbid actually have coprophilia.
>> No. 29236 Anonymous
10th January 2020
Friday 11:41 pm
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>>29232

Fetlife, 12-step groups, psychiatric outpatient services.

>>29235

Just wash your bum m8. Have you seen/smelled/tasted some of the disgusting effluent that comes out of fannies?
>> No. 29238 Anonymous
11th January 2020
Saturday 12:27 am
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>>29235

Oh mate. Get the soap out, get in the shower, go to fucking town with your fingers. Enema with soapy water for good measure beforehand, but then yeah just clean that fucker out several times over. It's not like shit is secreted from the pores of your sphincter.

Then when she sits on your face it's like you can lick anything, it's fantastic. Wouldn't do ass to mouth, but just the outside and an inch or so inside? Yeah, sign me up.

And look for fetish communities or get lucky. Somehow every girl I've dated has been bloody kinky, possibly because I'm fucking weird and anyone willing to sign up has underlying issues. So yeah, try being a bizarre cunt too.

Be warned, don't expect hookups unless you're super fucking fit and charming, and even then the girls on there who want to hook up are usually pretty uninspiring. Think of it as a new group of friends who you may well end up getting intimate with.
>> No. 29239 Anonymous
11th January 2020
Saturday 1:31 am
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>>29235

Most vaginal discharge is pretty fucking minging when you think about it, but I doubt that stops you. And you can't enema all the mucus out of a fanny.

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>> No. 22563 Anonymous ## Mod ##
7th December 2018
Friday 11:41 am
/e/22563 Discord Game Server Stickied
So, lets shift focus a bit. We have a Discord now, so we have a place to organise playing games with each other as well as shitpost.

https://discord.gg/QGCyRdV This is permanent invite link, so you can come and go as you please with no hassle.
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>> No. 23215 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 7:18 pm
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Bumping to star in the unlikely case there's anyone left that fancies idling an empty Discord joining.
>> No. 23216 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 10:21 pm
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>>23215
Part of me wants to but every other part of me is saying it'll just be a shitshow.
>> No. 23218 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 11:22 pm
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>>23216
Well give it a go. If we're cunts you can just leave, ya know?
>> No. 23227 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:37 pm
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>>23215
Well it's only been five days since I took you up on your offer, but I have to say, absolutely sound group of lads. And since it's Discord apparently you can all sit in a voice channel with muted mics and listen to tunes played by a bot. Modern technology, eh?

RIP IRC

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>> No. 13179 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 8:16 pm
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I don't really feel like eating.


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>> No. 13182 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:09 pm
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>>13181
Oh was parched not a Peter Crouch Podcast reference?
>> No. 13183 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:22 pm
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Garlic Bread.
>> No. 13184 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:36 pm
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Really thirsty.
>> No. 13185 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:20 pm
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If only there was some sort of nutritional drink that gave you all the benefits of a full meal, but in liquid form.
>> No. 13186 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:25 pm
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>>13185

Energy in a liquid form like a sort of fuel, for humans. I'd buy it. You know I think there's a product like that called Soylent.

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 64661 YubYub
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:17 pm
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WELL FOR ONE WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE BOWING DOWN TO OUR NEW HUELLIAN OVERLORDS ON .GS.
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>> No. 64668 Auntiefucker
8th January 2020
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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>>64666
I am playing no part in this, and only hope we have a fucking affiliate tag on all the links so we make a couple of quid.

Highly amused by it though.
>> No. 64670 R4GE
8th January 2020
Wednesday 11:13 pm
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>>64669

I thought we all knew his real name anyway?

Simon Bennett isn't it
>> No. 64673 Moralfag
9th January 2020
Thursday 6:26 pm
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This Huel joke has been one of the most quality ones going here in years.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.
>> No. 64674 YubYub
9th January 2020
Thursday 6:47 pm
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>>64673

JOKE?
>> No. 64675 R4GE
9th January 2020
Thursday 7:35 pm
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>>64674
HE IS EXPERIENCING A PAUCITY OF PERTINENT INFORMATION PEPELAUGH

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>> No. 987 Anonymous
19th December 2009
Saturday 2:39 am
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OXONFAGS SHOW YOURSELF.

I know there's at least... 4(?) here.
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>> No. 1418 Anonymous
2nd September 2010
Thursday 8:11 pm
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Oxford city centre reporting in!
>> No. 2002 Anonymous
27th January 2012
Friday 12:29 am
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Kidlington massif!

er...
>> No. 2016 Anonymous
31st January 2012
Tuesday 10:30 am
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>>987

Thame-worker reporting. Hope I'm not too late...
>> No. 3531 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 1:19 am
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It's very expensive here.
This thread is more than a fucking decade old.
>> No. 3532 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 8:57 am
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>>3531
So are you.

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>> No. 64659 YubYub
8th January 2020
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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Rest in peace, sweet prince.

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>> No. 64660 YubYub
8th January 2020
Wednesday 7:10 pm
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>> No. 64667 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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>>64659
Reason For Relinquishing Title: Not Racist Enough

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>> No. 2635 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 8:42 pm
/uhu/2635 Would it be legal to build one of these
and if so where would I find blueprints?

Seems like a fun hobby project.
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>> No. 2636 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 9:07 pm
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>>2635
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1428408/Suicide-by-DIY-guillotine-and-an-ingenious-timing-device.html
>> No. 2637 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 9:12 pm
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>>2636

That doesn't answer either of my questions it's just general guillotine related news.
>> No. 2638 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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>>2637
You're absolutely correct in your description of my link.
>> No. 2639 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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>guillotine related news

Oh come on, that's a site just asking to be created.

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>> No. 433243 Anonymous
31st December 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
/b/433243 The gonna join a gym in January, sack it off by March thread
Any plans for next year lads?

I had a really bad year 2018 to 2019. Pretty much being a lump of depressed unmotivated habitually drunk piece of lard. In January it got to a point where I was on a precipice. People close to me knew I wasn't well mentally or physically but I was too much of an unapproachable person for them to show concern. Blackout drunk was my friend too many times.
In January I decided to change. I couldn't be who I was anymore. Looking back to who I was 12 months ago I am in a much better place. Some mornings I'm now like a kid at Christmas rather than thinking stupidly about death. I don't do resolutions, but these changes helped me to be a better person. It's what I wrote 01/01/2019

Change yourself before looking for change in others.
Accept compromise.
Do not let fear hold you back.
Allow for mistakes.
Make time for others.
Learn something new as often as you can.
Incorporate exercise into your lifestyle.
Be friendly.
Be charitable.
Celebrate success.
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>> No. 433492 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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>>433491
I believe the term is”pusher”.
>> No. 433493 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>433492

Actually, big huel refer to us as 'hueligans'.
>> No. 433494 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 12:01 am
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>>433493

Mirth.
>> No. 433499 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 1:10 am
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>>433493

Hweyligans? I don't get it.
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8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:09 am
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Hwey the lads!

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>> No. 19943 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 3:05 pm
/news/19943 https://news.yahoo.com/jeffrey-epstein-found-dead-jail-132552127.html
How is it possible to hang yourself while on suicide watch? Are we being told the full story?
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>> No. 20656 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 11:15 pm
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>> No. 20657 Anonymous
17th November 2019
Sunday 11:34 am
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>>20599
Have you ever seen old people? They all have weird fat ears.
Everyone's ears actually carry on growing bigger through their entire life, which would probably explain what people think they are seeing.
>> No. 20748 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 12:44 am
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>> No. 20874 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 10:33 pm
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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/jeffrey-epstein-was-murdered-former-medical-examiner-michael-baden-claims-nzn99wdzn
>> No. 20875 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 11:43 pm
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>>20874
https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

>investigates high-profile deaths on a long-running television series and was hired by Epstein’s brother, Mark

So now he's being paid to say more than he was prepared to say contemporaneously?

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>> ID: c498ae No. 15223 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 6:02 pm

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Any particular reason the naked philanthropist thread was deleted from /x/?
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>> ID: a17965 No. 15236 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 7:53 pm

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>>15235

That isn't a counter argument unless you consider "no it isn't" to be one.

This is someone performing a transaction with people they have never met. It isn't revenge porn anymore than sharing copyrighted porn owned by a company is revenge porn.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15237 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 8:55 pm

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>>15236

When I did "you show me yours I'll show you mine" on snapchat with your mum it was someone performing a transaction with someone they've never met but it would still be revenge porn if I posted the screenshots.
>> ID: c498ae No. 15238 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 9:35 pm

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>>15234
Go on, lad. Cavort with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters.
>> ID: cad645 No. 15239 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 10:29 pm

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>>15233

Guess what though, if you posted a thread with links to torrents for Star Wars films, we'd delete that too.
>> ID: 09908d No. 15240 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 10:45 pm

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mods = boring sods

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>> ID: c498ae No. 15222 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 5:50 pm

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HAVE I BROKEN SOMETHING?
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>> ID: d004e2 No. 15225 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 6:28 pm

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Oh well done! I doubt it but will have a look.

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>> No. 88855 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 6:00 pm
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Ricky G took a slash in the vegan soup at the golden globes last night.

https://mobile.twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1214003629377478656

References to save you a google.
Felicity Huffman - did 12 days in jail for paying someone to take exams for her daughter. Was in Desperate Housewives.
Ronan Farrow - wrote articles for The New Yorker that were important in the eventual exposure of Harvey Weinstein.
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>> No. 88859 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 6:20 pm
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I've never been one to care where things get posted but how is this /pol/?
>> No. 88860 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 6:22 pm
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>>88859
"HE SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!" is the cornerstone of modern politics.

I dunno, people keep posting /v/ threads on /iq/ instead so everything has gone all topsy-turvy.
>> No. 88868 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 10:41 pm
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This is as /v/ as it gets. He put the screen actors guild on blast, but otherwise it was just really witty.
>> No. 88871 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 2:45 am
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Was it funny? No, but I agreed the fuck out of it.
>> No. 88878 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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>>88871

I don't think it was meant to be funny, it felt quite fucking vitriolic to be quite honest with you.

Regardless, OP probably posted it in /pol/ here because it was all over /pol/ on the other place for the last few days and he felt like fitting in.

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>> No. 2778 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 12:22 pm
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Does anybody know who this sexy creature is? At first i thought it novel to watch the progress of a spider egg sac on my bathroom window, but now there are two of them and i don't particularly like the idea of being overrun by 500 tiny spiders. I was bitten 3 times by a false widow over the summer.
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>> No. 2787 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 2:25 pm
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I'll get a belljar soon to help protect any future displays from dust and prospective occupants.
>> No. 2788 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 2:38 pm
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Are you a serial killer? Because your windowsill makes you look like a serial killer.
>> No. 2789 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 2:59 pm
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How does your moss stay so fresh? I would assume it would die. Also have you thought about investing in a plant pot?
>> No. 2790 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 3:17 pm
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I thought the same, so i put it in my bathroom which is often steamy and fairly moist with condensation from the window - It's been going since last autumn i think. It's a shame to have removed it but i don't really want that many grubs in my house.

Pictured gave me the idea - though i'm now wondering if it would become likewise infested.

>>2788
They were dead when i found them.
>> No. 2791 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 5:21 pm
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>>2790

I suspect moss mats are probably deeply impractical in reality, highly slimy and your feet end up dirtier than when you started. I think it is one of those ideas that people buy because of the romance of it but turns out to be in reality awful.

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>> No. 64589 R4GE
2nd January 2020
Thursday 9:35 pm
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I think they're just making up labels and acronyms by this point.
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>> No. 64644 Crabkiller
7th January 2020
Tuesday 2:53 pm
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When I was young people identified, and sub categorised themselves by what music they liked and what drugs they took, and it was all deadly serious.

All evidence points to this being the exact same bollocks to me. Society has taught them that the hetronormative status quo is awful just for existing and being something else is special and fighting a cause, and if there is one thing young people have always loved it is rebelling against the status quo and being special. If I was young I might decide the fact that you can identify who I am just by looking at me might be a problem too. Of course the more someone is dismissive the way I am being the more they will double down. The beauty of most of these genders of course is it requires no effort on your part to be one and a huge amount of accommodating on other peoples part to not be triggering.

Remember when politics wasn't an absurd false dilemma between either Trump or hating that you were born normal. I miss that.

I always knew post recession there would a rise in the extremes I just never expected how alienated I would be from the left.
>> No. 64645 Are Moaty
7th January 2020
Tuesday 3:06 pm
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>>64602
I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this. What we need is a label.
>> No. 64646 Moralfag
7th January 2020
Tuesday 4:06 pm
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>>64645

No mater what label you pick it will be co-opted. 'Alt-right', started as a middle ground group of people who weren't sold on the new left social theories, and very quickly it was tore apart from both sides from nazis rebranding themselves as alt right, and from online think pieces saying it was all just phlegmatic dog whistling for nazis.

Also creating new lables appears to be the bloody problem here.
>> No. 64647 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 4:14 pm
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>>64646

What if you made a label for someone else then co-opt it yourself?
>> No. 64648 Ambulancelad
7th January 2020
Tuesday 4:52 pm
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Isn't that what the gays did with fag?

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>> No. 88122 Anonymous
12th December 2019
Thursday 10:01 pm
/pol/88122 2019 results thread
CON 368 (MAJ 86)
LAB 191
SNP 55
LD 13
OTH 23

Well fuck.
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>> No. 88677 Anonymous
18th December 2019
Wednesday 1:27 pm
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>>88674
The graph doesn't show that at all. Where did you learn to infer causality, The Room?
>> No. 88679 Anonymous
18th December 2019
Wednesday 2:11 pm
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If you have to dump a load of charts, open up Paint and stick them into one image or something, you big git.
>> No. 88680 Anonymous
18th December 2019
Wednesday 2:29 pm
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>>88679
Classic trifle fan detected.
>> No. 88684 Anonymous
18th December 2019
Wednesday 2:48 pm
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>>88680
Not him, but don't you fucking dare diss trifle.
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7th January 2020
Tuesday 1:16 pm
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>>88684

Trifle is awesome. It's the lasagne of desserts

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>> No. 5883 Anonymous
6th April 2011
Wednesday 5:52 pm
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Why do a lot of people seem to rave about Nando's?

My friends think I'm a freak because I very rarely eat Subway or Nando's; as far I can tell it's just, not especially good quality, grilled chicken that has been marinated in peri-peri sauce. Am I missing something here?
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>> No. 13172 Anonymous
5th January 2020
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I thought the fact Holland and Barretts' comes in the same pack size might mean it's the same somehow but I've never tried it.
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5th January 2020
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I'd say Linda McCartney burgers edge Iceland burgers; the last time I went to a barbecue they only had cheap meat burgers so the Linda McCartney ones were actually nicer to eat. Not burgers, but I got a couple of Oumph! products yesterday so I'll see what they're like.

>>13172
For whatever reason most other dried soya mince I've tried ends up too chewy and rubbery.
>> No. 13174 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 10:37 am
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>>13173
I'll never forgive her for what she did to Paul. And for all I know there's probably bits of her old leg in there.
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5th January 2020
Sunday 11:34 am
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>>13174
That's Heather Mills.
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7th January 2020
Tuesday 7:09 am
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It’s fine if a little dry, though the sauce makes up for it. The batter pulls most of the weight as expected. Perfectly inoffensive but nothing to write home about, basically.

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>> No. 2625 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 7:14 pm
/uhu/2625 Getting ropes up trees
I've been doing a bit of hedge maintenance - chopping down the 25 feet or so that's grown out of the top of my 8 foot hedge. Managed 40 foot or so today, got about the same again to do next weekend - the overhead power line in the pic stopped play, as the wind wants to push the trees that way, and next door will be miffed if I cut their power.
So - how can I get a rope high up in the tree, so I can pull it in the right direction when it falls? (cutting a wedge into the tree does fuck all, if there's wind).
I've tried lobbing a weighted line up, but can't get through the branches, got to love leylandii. Is there some kind of stick contraption that will let me lock a rope around the tree and tie it off? I need to get the line higher than I can reach from the top of the ladder, probably aout 25-30 feet to be confident that the tree's coming down where I want (they're quite heavy, and have quite a lot of wind loading).
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>> No. 2630 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 8:29 am
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Hmm, https://boomerope.com looks like someone's solved it. Now, how much do I really want to avoid dicking about with poles and weight bags?
>> No. 2631 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 2:22 pm
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>>2625
Really like the look of your tree trimming ladders.
>> No. 2632 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 3:39 pm
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>>2631 after years of wobbling around, I finally bought an orchard ladder. It's brilliant, weighs nothing and is absurdly stable in a way that a regular ladder can never be. The third leg is length adjustable, or you can just lean it against stuff. Best ladder ever, tempted to buy a taller one as well, but the prices get high above 3m.

t. big ladder..
>> No. 2633 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 3:41 pm
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>>2632
Why don't you just buy one when you're on still the ground?
>> No. 2634 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 3:46 pm
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>>2632
I've admired them for a long time - for all the reasons you say. Glad to hear they are as good as I thought, I will definitely buy one now.. in the past I have experimented with various kinds of (cheap) scaffolding tower to trim trees, but they're an arse and not that useful for the rest of the year.

whiteline

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