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>> No. 29373 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 12:44 am
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How do you fucking do it, lads? All I can see is the endless 5/2 cycle stretching out until I die (let's face it, if you're under 40 now there won't be a pension). It doesn't matter if I enjoy the job, it doesn't matter is I change job, it's just the concept of it being like this forever.

Sure, I get a few weeks a year off, but it's nothing compared to the amount of time I will spend at work.

I considered a Ph.D., but it will only delay the inevitable.

God, life is awful. Return me to the fucking void so I don't have to spend most of my waking life working so I can go on to spend most of my waking life working.
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>> No. 29398 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 12:46 am
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But that's the point - we'd all like these things but they aren't realistic, so why not focus on things that are to make it a bit more manageable?

The point was 21k salary in the car at a bad point was a low, but those things helped and also led to preferable outcomes too, but you probably knew that.

There's always two types of responses to these threads: those that have some suggestions and those that just want to say how hopeless it is becuase of X,Y and Z which doesn't really provide any help.
>> No. 29399 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 1:01 am
29399 OP
This is my first reply in the thread.

I don't mind my job at all - good conditions, alright pay (29k rising to 33k in a couple of years), and work I mostly enjoy, or can at least get stuck into enough to speed the 8 hours along. Still, it doesn't change the 5/2 fact.

On the frugality front, I've only just dug myself out of the debt that comes with moving in to somewhere properly for the first time, but am reliably putting away £300+ a month. Still, as has been mentioned before, at the wages I'm at now, I'll not be able to save anywhere near enough to fuck it off for any real length of time.

I also strongly disagree on the fronts of a) it being a "teenage" mindset, and b) that I should make peace with it; I think most people of all ages are dissatisfied with the system as it is (the national lottery is big for a reason), but are in too deep to change it. Kids, mortgage, etc mean you can't just fuck it off. Making space with it is accepting defeat, and I'm not ready to do that.

On the other hand, if the revolution comes tomorrow I'll just be doing a different 5/2, even the most utopian of fully automated gay space luxury communism will require a generation if not more of both the loss of individualism and hard fucking work.

There's no escape from it, and I can see why people take the one in seventeen million chance in the lottery because the appeal is so strong.

Realistically, I'll probably end up taking as much unpaid leave on top of my paid leave as I can per year, and seeing if I can work 9-hour shifts and take every other Friday off.

On the acid front: maybe. I don't think I would ever be in the right mindspace.
>> No. 29400 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 1:30 am
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The dream is to get a job where you can work from home. Once you have one of them you can basically fuck off anywhere your passport will get you in and work from anywhere with an internet connection. I think that's about as close to freedom as any of us will find in this lifetime.

Most jobs of that type are probably freelance gigs; programming and writing, although journalism (which is currently dying in the clickbait gutter) used to be an option - maybe it still is some countries.

I can't name any other professions like this off the top of my head but there have to be a few, maybe try checking out some of those "digital nomad" websites and see if anyone who lives that "lifestyle" (Christ, I hate that word) works in an area that you can maybe shimmy yourself into.
>> No. 29403 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 5:06 am
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I don't mind my job, in fact I enjoy it, and it's almost a hobby itself, but even when I had a more taxing one, my interests outside of work kept me from topping myself.

If you have something you're truly excited to go home and do, work seems trivial.
>> No. 29415 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 8:30 pm
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This is really depressing. I feel like I have no control over my life since last summer. I need to reset.


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>> No. 29299 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 9:44 pm
Is this site accurate? I knew I was a bit longer than normal but I was a pencil dick.

If you're worried you're small you might not be.
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>> No. 29387 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 6:13 pm
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>Amongst the "normal vanilla folk" population generally they don't discuss or display their sex toys, you're not being judged for having them you're being judged for talking about them.

Except that's just not true. Vanilla, normal people talk about sex as much as anyone else; their values about it are simply different.

Not being into PVC and pony play is not the same thing as being an uptight prude.
>> No. 29388 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 6:24 pm
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>Vanilla, normal people talk about sex as much as anyone else; their values about it are simply different.

Normal people are just really crap at shagging. It's like someone who claims to like cooking but only knows one recipe. It's like someone who claims to like music but only owns two albums, both of which are compilations. They're not prudish, they're just boring.
>> No. 29404 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 5:11 am
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Fleshlight is the trusted brand here.

Rubber fannies are good, but perhaps require a bit too much maintenance. I have no shame, but it's still a bit offputting to know you have to go to the sink to rinse the jizz out of it when you're done.
>> No. 29413 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 9:17 am
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I use mine in the bath or shower.
>> No. 29414 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:46 am
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I bought a couple from "your friend in Japan" and you do get what you pay for, it seems. The tenga egg things hold up surprisingly well but they're basically just the poshest of posh wanks but I'd avoid any of the novelty ones that promise more than "it's a pleasing hole".

It gets particularly annoying with toys that are closed on one end. You have to turn them inside out to clean properly and that just looks like a nasty prolapse.


>> No. 86935 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:41 pm
/pol/86935 UK election 2019
This man is not going to be the next Prime Minister of the UK, and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 89030 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 1:00 pm
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Maybe I'd feel differently IRL but I'd rather have a nosey around those Roman(?) ruins than look at her tits.
>> No. 89034 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 2:17 pm
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I bet you would.
>> No. 89035 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 2:24 pm
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That's from the Renaissance lad.
>> No. 89036 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 2:38 pm
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You're still a bummer.
>> No. 89037 Anonymous
7th February 2020
Friday 7:28 pm
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Takes one to know one.


>> No. 4593 Anonymous
2nd November 2019
Saturday 7:27 pm
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>> No. 4594 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 6:57 pm
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>> No. 4595 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 8:41 pm
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I can't believe she didn't take the chance to auto-tune her vocals. Also forgot to side chain that kick or add the mandatory minimalist breakdown where you go like, off-beat for 16 bars before a reprise.

7/10 promising but needs work. Good hook, had me solidly nodding my head at the first.
>> No. 4596 Anonymous
9th November 2019
Saturday 10:51 am
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>> No. 4714 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 7:13 pm
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>> No. 4715 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 7:40 pm
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>> No. 29163 Anonymous
1st January 2020
Wednesday 8:49 pm
/emo/29163 How to thicken helmet skin?
I want to thicken the skin of my helmet to reduce the sensitivity of my benin. I've been circumcised which has helped to reduce sensitivity a bit but I want to reduce it more.

Would soaking it in surgical spirit every day help? Would it increase my chances of getting dick cancer or something?

What about rubbing it with sandpaper for a few minutes every day?
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>> No. 29347 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:49 am
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>> No. 29348 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:59 am
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Unless we address whatever underlying psychological problems are at play, here, I'd say this /emo/ thread is counterproductive.
>> No. 29349 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:33 am
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>I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).

What's the point now that you can't even feel it?
>> No. 29350 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:51 am
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Don't be silly, of course I can feel it. It's just less sensitive now.
>> No. 29390 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 6:38 pm
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I've got bad news for you mate. Lasting for a long time in sex has fuck all to do with the physical sensation. You could have a cock made out of wood and she's still going to make a moaning whimper that'll have you spaffing yourself inside out like a 14 year old on his first time.


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>> No. 20711 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 8:44 pm
/news/20711 fishmongers hall
I wasn't far from what happened today in Central London, but this is quite the detail.
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>> No. 21272 Anonymous
4th February 2020
Tuesday 8:08 pm
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Do you have evidence to back that statement up?
>> No. 21275 Anonymous
4th February 2020
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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Come summer farmers will be absolutely screaming for people to help pick this years crops.
>> No. 21277 Anonymous
4th February 2020
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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What an odd straw man. Why on earth would you possibly draw that conclusion and suggest it is the only other option.

Those 2 concepts are not related please don't reply with a false dilemma stating how they are and how one leads to the other. There are other systems that rehabilitate prisoners more effectively. The choices aren't only our currently flawed system or the American industrial prison complex.
>> No. 21284 Anonymous
5th February 2020
Wednesday 12:53 pm
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I thought the bloke from November had been fully taking part in the rehabilitation programme that his victims were running, was quoted saying how great it was and changed his life etc.?
>> No. 21285 Anonymous
5th February 2020
Wednesday 1:08 pm
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He had, but that doesn't suit the narrative.


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>> No. 24180 Cowboy
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:25 am
/zoo/24180 Filename
post your best filenames here
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>> No. 24262 Wastelander
4th October 2019
Friday 8:51 am
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What a miserable thread.
>> No. 24263 Britfag
4th October 2019
Friday 10:51 am
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Post the filename as a caption in the text field, then we'll talk. It's just annoying as it is.
>> No. 24264 Britfag
4th October 2019
Friday 12:07 pm
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I use filenames to sort my folders. None of this tag nonesense, just good old prefixes seperated with a dash (-).
>> No. 24288 Pornstar
4th February 2020
Tuesday 12:26 am
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>> No. 24289 Britfag
4th February 2020
Tuesday 7:13 pm
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I only sort my folders by last modified. If I want to reorder things I rename all the folders twice (first add a character and then remove it) in reverse order.


>> No. 414831 Anonymous
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 5:50 pm
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>Oi, u funny, lad! We got much in common just like me m8s at the council estate
>This here's me friend Bertha. U goin' anywhere tonight? We got us an extra spot at the pub for Skrewdriver
>Maybe later we could go back to me place? Got me some Bushmills, and later let's spin me Skullhead LPs and talk about Enoch Powell.

How do you respond?

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 434185 Anonymous
3rd February 2020
Monday 7:19 am
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Was she still fetching or had she withered away?
>> No. 434186 Anonymous
3rd February 2020
Monday 9:58 am
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Are we sure she's not a young Camille Coduri?
>> No. 434187 Anonymous
3rd February 2020
Monday 12:19 pm
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Wow, there is a lot of fake porn of this woman.
>> No. 434189 Anonymous
3rd February 2020
Monday 1:00 pm
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Your dad's really getting the hang of Photoshop.
>> No. 434190 Anonymous
3rd February 2020
Monday 1:06 pm
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She looked a bit like a bloke in drag at first, and then the second time I saw her the penny dropped and I realised where I had seen her before. Time had not been kind to her, no.


>> No. 4848 Anonymous
25th September 2019
Wednesday 1:13 am
/fat/4848 Teeth general
Let's have a general post about dental issues.

So let's say I (a 29-year-old) strongly suspect my lower left canine never fell out but can't actually remember and it's believable that it didn't. (I have a younger cousin well into his 20s who literally has two of certain teeth in his mouth because his mum was 'nicer' than mine). How do I ascertain whether or not this tooth is old or new? And if it's old what is the least painful way to rid myself of it? Is it even safe to try? And if it's new how do I fix my mouth because Jesus it's starting to hurt basically all the time now?

Pretend I have terrible anxiety that once prevented me from going to the dentist at all but now only prevents me from going to the dentist if I don't know what to expect. Also I brush them only once a month or less because I was forcibly kissed from a young age and so intentionally decided to make myself disgusting. Talk to me like I literally don't know what teeth even are.

How are your teeth?
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>> No. 5027 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 4:13 pm
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I've heard thw rinse or not debate, too. Not rinsing certainly seems to keep your mouth fresh for longer, and morning breth becomes less of a problem. But i'm concerned at leaving so much floride to be absorbed into my body, twice or even three times daily. Lets not delve too deep into the /boo/ of it all, though.
>> No. 5028 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 9:02 pm
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Sonicare toothbrushes have a habit of breaking just after the two year warranty period, too.
>> No. 5029 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 9:45 pm
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Oral-B are fine if you get the cheap to mid-range ones when they're on sale.
The batteries tend to be the first thing that wear out, if you have a socket in the bathroom it's easy enough to just leave them on charge all day so it's not too much of an issue. The next thing to wear out is the plastic neck that the brush fits onto, I think they intentionally make them out of too-soft plastic but I've still got 4-5 years out of every one I've had.
>> No. 5032 Anonymous
2nd February 2020
Sunday 1:32 pm
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>The batteries tend to be the first thing that wear out
>leave them on charge all day so it's not too much of an issue

Isn't that exactly how a battery is worn out?
I thought the healthiest way to use a battery is to deplete it completely before recharging.
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2nd February 2020
Sunday 2:08 pm
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Every electric toothbrush I've seen uses NiMh rather than Li-Ion batteries. NiMh batteries are absolutely fine with being trickle-charged all day.


>> No. 18262 Anonymous ## Mod ##
5th March 2014
Wednesday 8:27 pm
/emo/18262 Please check the old pages for similar threads Locked Stickied
before creating a new one.
Failure to do so may result in angry shouting.
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>> No. 29363 Anonymous
2nd February 2020
Sunday 12:12 pm
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Go here if you want to talk to someone one-on-one:


>> No. 3223 Anonymous
18th February 2013
Monday 7:58 pm
/£$€¥/3223 Bitcoins
Have any of you bought Bitcoins or spoken to anybody that has?

The underlying principle of removing the role of the banking industry from transactions (or at least limiting its influence) seems noble but it stinks of a giant scam IMO.
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>> No. 7335 Anonymous
5th April 2018
Thursday 5:21 pm
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The way I see it, it was money I never expected to have anyway. I might feel differently if I was struggling for money though, I suppose.
>> No. 7336 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 7:40 pm
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There is this new satoshi dice address for BTC.
Address is bc1quykuahxrjx6d3h6ga4rkyg0hl5e59tcthqyhw6.

I found this while scanning pastebin

Here are the instructions on how to verify the provably fair roll.
>> No. 7607 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 3:33 pm
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You guys remember when the price of tulips recovered?
>> No. 7831 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:56 pm
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Just checking in to make sure you're all aware another peak is on the way. Don't worry, I know you'll ignore me and you can laugh about tulips when the partial correction happens.
>> No. 7832 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 1:55 pm
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We will definitely laugh at you/tulips.


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>> No. 88580 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 12:15 pm
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And so it begins.
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>> No. 88770 Anonymous
23rd December 2019
Monday 2:40 am
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That exists it is called basic first aid training you probably had some.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 89021 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 7:43 pm
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So... now we've left what might happen to the NHS?
>> No. 89022 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 9:00 am
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They've already realised they're going to have to lower the salary floor on skilled worker visas to boost immigration.
>> No. 89024 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 10:14 am
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It's almost like they don't want to ease the pressure on wages and upskill British workers at all, and everyone who voted Tory and Brexit because that's what they wanted to happen has been conned.

You wait though, this will be their downfall. Immigration is the political time bomb of our age. When people realise they've been had and that Brexit alone wasn't enough to stop it, that's when they're going to start turning to genuinely nationalist politics.
>> No. 89025 Anonymous
1st February 2020
Saturday 12:45 pm
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Reminds me of the famous "Now I'm not racist but" thread we posted from FB many years ago. It was back in the days where you could still scrape FB posts without much of an account, and I remember compiling a list of all the people who posted it... probably not the done thing now.


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>> No. 64852 Samefag
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:24 pm
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What's behind this trend of girls and bottom gays, mostly seemingly American or Europeans absorbing Americanisms, calling their lovers "daddy"? It's disgusting and isn't a turn-on in the slightest. I get that a lot of these people have daddy issues but I don't want to be reminded that they're seeing me as their surrogate father during sex. It's disgusting and lewd Freudianism.

My best etymological guess is that the lower classes of America adopted it from the Mexican fashion of calling their lovers or attractive people papis/mamas/mamacitas/etc and it gradually became adopted by the rest of English-speaking America, and from there it spread to the rest of the world like a virulent STD. It could perhaps be shorthand for "sugar daddy", which is even more worrisome because it demonstrates that the idea of sex as a commodity or transactional exchange has gradually been gaining mainstream acceptance.
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>> No. 64871 Auntiefucker
31st January 2020
Friday 6:13 pm
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I remember the first time my ex called me "Daddy" during sex, she was right in the moment and just came out with it. I told her after we finished "You know you called me 'Daddy', right?" and she looked mortified, I guess she was worried I'd find it weird. I told her it was okay though and it became a far more regular occurrence, and yes it was very much a roleplay thing. What can I say...that shit was hot. She turned out to be a compulsive lying psycho bitch but the sex was phenomenal.
>> No. 64875 R4GE
31st January 2020
Friday 11:57 pm
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purely because it's the most taboo thing you can do. we live inan age of relative sexual liberty, we can access any kind of perverse porn we want within seconds, so the old vanilla fetishes don't do it any more, and everyone who wants a fulfilling sex life has had to find new extremes.

amusingly There's two categories, from what I've seen. chavs and normal cunts are into swinging, cuckolding, and general promiscuity related kinks. the more of a slut you are and the more of a lad you act about the fact your bird is one the better. whereas your goffs and moshers etc are all into BDSM and bondage type fetishes with loads of toys and creative uses for them- control, denial, general dom/sub stuff is almost the norm now.

i've more frequently in the last few years found myself with "dysfunctional" partners- By which i mean partners who don't feel anything for the "traditional" foreplay of oral or masturbating one another etc, and don't become aroused unless you throw something subversive into the mix. at times i've even found myself thinking there's a sort of hipster sexuality nowadays too- bisexual birds who insist they're mostly into lasses (but will sheepishly admit they've only ever been with one or two) who stubbornly pretend they can only get aroused by tying you up and putting a vibrator on your knob while they finger your arse, because they don't want to let the side down conforming to traditional patriarchal sexual tropes.

the daddy thing is probably a sort of opposite equivalent of that, in todays age of supposed equality, calling you daddy is a huge turn on for lasses who have a guilt/shame complex about submitting to a man in the most literally patriarchal way possible
>> No. 64876 Crabkiller
1st February 2020
Saturday 8:32 am
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Being old-fashioned is now a fetish:
>> No. 64877 Moralfag
1st February 2020
Saturday 9:27 am
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That's not a fetish, that's just the alt-right larping a historical fantasy.
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1st February 2020
Saturday 9:48 am
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Good lord, I'll have to let Mrs Cameron next door know that all these years she wasn't just a stay at home mother. She was accidentally securing the existence of her race and a future for white children.
Poor woman will be mortified when she finds out.


>> No. 21124 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 6:15 pm
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>ITV News presenter Alastair Stewart is stepping down from his role following what ITN called "errors of judgment in Alastair's use of social media".

>In a statement, the veteran broadcaster, 67, said: "It was a misjudgement which I regret." ITN said he had breached editorial guidelines, but did not elaborate on the reasons for his departure.

>The newsreader's Twitter account has now been deactivated.

What's he done? He's either offended some group or been caught trying to shag a young lass.
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>> No. 21176 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 7:54 pm
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Why is it considered acceptable to snitch to someone's employer on twitter?
>> No. 21177 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 7:58 pm
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I am disgusted.
>> No. 21178 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 8:09 pm
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Attempting to ruin someone's life is seen as an acceptable part of online shaming.
>> No. 21180 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 9:19 pm
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I think the kids call it "cancel culture".
>> No. 21181 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 10:21 pm
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>Attempting to ruin someone's life is seen as an acceptable part of online shaming

And for the most selfish of reasons. Just because somebody offended your really quite often bigoted and narrow-minded world view by throwing a wry Twitter remark out there that you and a mob of 20 others disagree with, and which may or may not have been ever so mildly in bad taste, doesn't give you the right to put that person out of a job.

Even if somebody tweets something really quite bad like Fuck all darkie poofs, burn eskimos at the stake and put women back in the kitchen where they belong, at the end of the day, somebody who tweets that may be a horribly failed person, let alone the fact that he'll break half a dozen anti-discrimination laws, but he still has a right to be in gainful employment somewhere. Probably not in any kind of capacity where he will reflect badly on his employer and have much to do with customers.

But if you believe that somebody who's said something that's either admittedly horribly wrong on many levels, or something that just plain offends your own temperamental sensibilities forfeits his right to eke out a living, then that person isn't the only one who needs their head examined.


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>> No. 64867 Crabkiller
30th January 2020
Thursday 6:21 pm
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If I really did it then how come I didn't get any blood splashed on me?

Check mate.
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>> No. 64868 R4GE
30th January 2020
Thursday 8:35 pm
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>> No. 64869 Are Moaty
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:04 pm
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Why did he keep the silencer? What a numpty.
>> No. 64872 Crabkiller
31st January 2020
Friday 9:47 pm
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What would life on the inside be like for him? He's in for killing a woman and 2 kids. He doesn't have any scars on his face and his nose is straight so it doesn't look like he's been attacked much if at all.
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31st January 2020
Friday 9:55 pm
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>He was treated at York Hospital for throat cuts after the incident at HMP Full Sutton prison, where he was held before being moved to Wakefield.

>According to The Guardian, Bamber was “jumped” from behind while talking to a female friend on a permitted call from the prison.

>The cuts were apparently superficial and not near the jugular vein.

>The fact that Bamber has, in the past, been a victim of such attacks makes it even more likely that the prison service would want to keep him away from other prisoners that might want to attack him.


>> No. 64866 Paedofag
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:43 am
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>> No. 64870 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 3:49 pm
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>> No. 23039 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 12:18 pm
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Mrs Brown's Boys has beaten Fleabag and After Life to win a fifth comedy prize at the National Television Awards.

The awards, voted for by the British public, saw Jesy Nelson, Peaky Blinders and Sir Michael Palin all collect prizes. Ant and Dec, meanwhile, enjoyed their 19th straight NTA success as best presenters.

I don't get it. I really don't get it.
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>> No. 23064 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 5:04 pm
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I still like The Mighty Boosh but, in an act of typically inadvertent pretention, I think the best series is the radio one. Tragically in the current political climate you can't even quote Bob Fossil's immortal line "I hate whites" without some rabid Thatcherite cancelling you on social media, so that's a shame.
>> No. 23065 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 5:13 pm
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I was never a fan of the boosh but other than having a chuckle at Simon Amstell taking the piss out of Noel's sense of humour I don't really care.
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30th January 2020
Thursday 6:21 pm
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I had a powerful dislike of the Mighty Boosh when I was younger (and I'm sure I must have typed a bunch of angry shite here about it at least once back around the dawn of time) but in retrospect it was just a bunch of silly student bollocks, hardly worth getting worked up over. I think part of it was that Noel Fielding somehow looked a bit too old to be fannying around with shows (and hair) like that, he's probably not a bad bloke in reality but if it turned out he was a nonce all along I wouldn't be too shocked.

I suspect I'd still genuinely despise Little Britain. No interest in checking though.
>> No. 23067 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:40 pm
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I'm with you on both. I found the Mighty Boost just completely mystifying. Little Britain is just bad.
>> No. 23068 Anonymous
31st January 2020
Friday 12:43 am
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>You know Howard Moon was written as a more intelligent version of Juilian Barret, right? And Vince Noir as a stupider version of Noel Fielding?

From >>23048

>For me it spark an interest in drawing a direct real world parrell with Nathan Barley and Dan Ashcroft with Julian Barret once again being the suffer Auture paired up with a popularist imbacile.

I feel like it was self evident that I knew that information.


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>> No. 13212 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 6:29 pm
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Anyone drink tea with no milk or sugar?

I stopped drinking coffee a few days ago and replaced it with black tea. It's quite nice and clean tasting. Coffee always made my mouth feel kind of dirty.
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>> No. 13217 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:19 pm
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I'm the type of person who leaves the bag to stew for 20 minutes on occasion - black tea as such is awful. Probably quite nice weak, though. I do find it sticks to the teath and breath a whole lot more than with milk, though.
>> No. 13218 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:55 pm
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For reference, ass tastes like when you put your tongue on the top of a 9v battery.
>> No. 13219 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:58 pm
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If that's true why don't we insert battery-operated gadgets rectally when they're out of juice?
>> No. 13220 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 10:16 pm
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Yeah, have had black tea for years. Don't really like sugar in hot drinks, and realised that the splash of milk most people put in really isn't that noticeable anyway.

It's funny that people always seem a little surprised when I say no milk, no sugar. "You sure?" yeah of course I'm fucking sure.
>> No. 13221 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 10:23 pm
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Depends. An Earl Grey I drink black, a more bland tea like Barry's or PG Tips needs something a little extra to help it along like a splash of milk. Increasingly, though, I found a pinch of "lemon salt" (instant lemon juice) to be a perfect addition to all black teas. The slight acidity marries well with the bitter notes and amplifies the clean flavour.


>> No. 6136 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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I've got a wedding coming up, and I'm tempted to use it as an excuse to get a suitsupply made to measure thing. There's a styleforum spreadsheet that rates them quite highly, but they're Americans and the service there might be different, or there might better options here.
Can one of are citylads tell me if this is a good idea?
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>> No. 6137 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 2:43 pm
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Is this a tailored suit or a bespoke suit? And what purposes do you see yourself using the suit for? If you are just going to buy a dull all purpose suit, I wouldn't see the point in paying the extra for something you could buy a decent version of on the high street.

The point of getting a tailored or bespoke suit is not about a quality of manufacturing but a choice of materials and style.

If all you are doing is getting the suit made to measure are you sure it is justified? Without knowing what you will be paying is it worth that over the regular store suit?

To justify a suit like that, it has to be something special.

>but they're Americans and the service there might be different, or there might better options here.

As a general rule people looking for suits from abroad get them from east Asia as a normal Joe you can afford to pay a skilled tailor for their valuable time there rather than one in America.
>> No. 6138 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 4:30 pm
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It depends. If you can find a decent fit by having a high street suit altered, it's not really worth the risk and hassle of ordering online. If you're a weird shape and have always struggled to find a good fit, I can wholeheartedly recommend one of the cheap MTM tailors.

If you do go for it, I'd strongly recommend paying a local seamstress to measure you up - it shouldn't be too expensive and you'll avoid the risk of cocking up your own measurements.
>> No. 6139 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 5:22 pm
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>paying a local seamstress to measure you up
>> No. 6141 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 6:49 pm
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Is that foreign chap who used to post ads in Private eye still going?
>> No. 6143 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 12:18 am
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As others have said, unless you're a particularly odd shape, buying off the peg then getting it fitted at a seamstress is likely a much better idea and will look exactly as good.

Even with accurate measurements to give, I don't think I'd want to rely on a suit being sent to me I've never tried on - even the worst alterations shop will at least be able to see how a suit wears on you in real life, and can adjust accordingly.

Unless you're really set on the idea of choosing your own fabrics and so on, I'd advise against it.

Whichever way you go though, I'd also recommend getting your shirts fitted too. That was a game changer for me.


>> No. 6100 Anonymous
24th January 2020
Friday 1:15 pm
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Why do quite a lot of people wear jeans that are too long?
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>> No. 6133 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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Don't really understand how anyone could "like" someone like Gavin McGinnes. He just seems like such a fuckwitted, brain wormed yank grifter cunt. How on earth you could derive any value from his "CONTENT" is beyond me.

He just seem to be a genuinely detestable, pathetic and hypocritical human being with no sense of self awareness. All those videos posted are (to use internet parlance) cringe asf mate.

Just awful yank shite. Get too fuck.

>> No. 6134 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:11 pm
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I think you linked to the wrong post lad.
>> No. 6135 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:18 pm
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Yep. Ah well, you get the idea.
>> No. 6140 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 5:43 pm
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>half a dozen XXL hoodies all of which are about 20 years old and way too big for me.
Depressingly, I now fit my old XXL hoodies rather well. They are still comfy as fuck, those gym rats can keep their lycra as far as I'm concerned.
>> No. 6142 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 7:41 pm
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Once I hit my late 30s and had a bit of a mid-life crisis, I went the opposite way. The sudden realisation that I was creeping up to 22 stone and getting married, was the kick up the arse I needed to lose weight. I am at the heaviest I have been in 5 years at 16 stone, but at my lightest I was 14 and a half.


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