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>> No. 12900 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 10:19 am
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In this thread I am going to rank various foodstuffs. You don't have to agree with my opinion, but then you'd be wrong.

I shall start with baked beans. The best baked beans are by Branston. The second best baked beans are Corale beans by Aldi.
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>> No. 12901 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 10:22 am
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1. Albert Bartlett.
2. Aunt Bessie's.
3. Lidl/Aldi chunky chips.
>> No. 12902 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 10:30 am
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The best ketchup is Hellmann's.
>> No. 12903 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 11:52 am
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>> No. 12904 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 12:03 pm
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The best white bread is Jackson's, followed by Warburton's farmhouse.
>> No. 12905 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 12:05 pm
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The best brown bread is Burgen bread, followed by Lidl's seeded farmhouse loaf.
>> No. 12906 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 12:08 pm
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The best cheese pizza is Lidl's quattro formaggi, followed by Chicago Town.
>> No. 12907 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 12:19 pm
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1. Cornflakes (Kellogg's).
2. Shredded Wheat (Nestlé).
3. Porridge.
4. Choco shells (Lidl).
5. Nesquik (Nestlé).
>> No. 12908 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 12:50 pm
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>>12907
>5. Nesquik (Nestlé).

Fuck right off. Any flavoured premium brand cereal has exponentially declined in taste (ergo quality) since inception.

Mo's law (named after HRH Hon E. Monster, obviously.)
>> No. 12909 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 2:24 pm
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>>12901
Mostly agreed.

>>12902
Nope. Daddies.

>>12904
Agreed.

>>12905
Agreed.

>>12906
No opinion.

>>12907
Nope. Shredded wheat is a disgrace.

1. Muesli
2. Bran Flakes
3. Shreddies
4. Back in the day, they used to do like, proper bottom shelf cereals that only came in bags? Remember those? Well, they used to do a knockoff Frosties in those bags that must have been at least 90% sugar and probably contributed heavily to my fillings but they were fucking beautiful.
>> No. 12910 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 2:39 pm
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>>12907

I disagree, tescos sultana bran is the best.

I agreed with you pretty much until now (barring your bizarre honey-infused tomato sauce), but you're at it. You're a food critic charlatan. I'll never trust you to say things I agree with on the internet again!
>> No. 12911 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 3:20 pm
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>>12907
Possibly the only one I could agree on.

Also, too much Lidl.
>> No. 12913 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 3:47 pm
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1) Heinz
2) Lamb Weston Stealth Fries
3) Heinz
4) Menissez Sourdough Baguette > Asda Tiger Loaf > Aldi White Bloomer
5) brown bread is for cunts
6) Tesco Finest Wood Fired > Goodfella's Takeaway > Aldi Carlos Stonebaked
7) Strawberry Country Crisp > Nestlé Clusters > Curiously Cinnamon > Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes
>> No. 12914 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 4:25 pm
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>>12913
Anyone who prefers Heinz beans to Branston is a fucking wrong un.
>> No. 12915 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 4:34 pm
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>>12914
Baked beans are revolting regardless of what's printed on the front of the tin.
>> No. 12916 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 4:38 pm
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>>12915
Jacket potato.
Baked beans.
Cottage cheese with chives.

Winner winner chicken dinner.
>> No. 12917 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 5:16 pm
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>>12904

Too much Yorkshire circlewankery on .gs at the best of times, plus Iceland's own bakery loaves are cheaper and more flavoursome in every regard.
>> No. 12918 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 5:21 pm
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>>12917
That is true, Iceland do a decent loaf. Shame all their other fresh produce is shite.
>> No. 12919 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 5:25 pm
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Potatoes in general are overrated, but mashed potatoes are bordering on pointless. So much effort for so little return, they're only any good at all if you stick loads of mustard in there with them, but all that time mashing? What's the point.

Just make chips instead, even more versatile, far less effort and they taste better.
>> No. 12920 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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>>12919
I generally find it tends to be giant manchildren who can only eat potatoes if they're in the form of chips or crisps.
>> No. 12921 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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>>12920

Mash is literally baby food, you don't even have to chew. At least chips have some sort of texture.

Does anyone want to buy 20kg of short-dated instant mash?
>> No. 12922 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>12919

Mash is comfort food to me, more so than even chips. I could quite happily eat a bowl of mash alone, provided it had a bit of butter and salt and pepper in it, and I've eaten just mash and gravy alone as a meal before.

I fail to comprehend how you've managed to not enjoy mashed potato, honestly. It's hot buttery carbs, it's in our very DNA to crave the stuff.

Also the mashing process is not as time consuming or tiresome as you make out, it's a minute and a half at worst.

Mind you, I will argue to the death that the best form of potatoes is first and foremost, someone else's chips that you've stolen a couple of, and secondly and more practically, dauphinoise. They're worth the effort, they're fucking amazing.
>> No. 12923 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 8:12 pm
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>>12919>>12921
Nobody in this thread even mentioned mash until you shoehorned your vendetta into it.
>> No. 12924 Anonymous
1st January 2019
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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>>12923
Didn't read the OP, honestly, I thought we were just complaining about food. Up yours, 'tater tot.

>>12920
I can eat them though. They taste fine, they fill my stomach up the same as any one else's, but so do other, much tastier, more nutritious vegetables that I don't need to mash into oblivion to prepare.
>> No. 12925 Anonymous
2nd January 2019
Wednesday 9:30 am
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Mash potato is glorious you cunts.
>> No. 12926 Anonymous
2nd January 2019
Wednesday 10:06 am
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>>12925
He's probably one of those people who either ends up with lumpy mash or overboils it so it's all sloppy.
>> No. 12927 Anonymous
2nd January 2019
Wednesday 6:18 pm
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It's not even past the start of January can you give up arguing about fucking mash.
>> No. 12928 Anonymous
2nd January 2019
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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>>12926
Nowt wrong with the mash being a bit lumpy if you ask me. I find it goes better with a thick beef gravy during Sunday dinner.

>>12927
This is small potatoes compared to our usual cunt offs.
>> No. 12929 Anonymous
2nd January 2019
Wednesday 7:18 pm
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>>12925
This is the first thing in this thread I can truly agree with.
>> No. 12930 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 9:28 am
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>> No. 12931 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 12:16 pm
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>>12930
He's not wrong.
>> No. 12933 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>12931

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.


>> No. 12934 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 2:33 pm
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>>12933
A vegan sausage roll is an abomination, and anyone who disagrees puts themselves on the same level as 9/11 truthers, Obama birthers, climate change deniers and flat Earthers.

The real question is whether it's any more of an abomination than Greggs' other abominations. Baked beans categorically do not belong in a pasty.
>> No. 12935 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 3:17 pm
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>>12934

> Baked beans categorically do not belong in a pasty.

DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT THE SAUSAGE AND BEAN MELT.

GREGGAHU ACKBAR!
>> No. 12936 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 4:17 pm
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>>12934
My missus thinks the Steak and Cheese roll is an abomination, but she's a berk.
>> No. 12937 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 4:47 pm
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>>12934

The standard sausage roll meat filling is so gloopy and strange that I reckon a vegan option could improve on it greatly for the price. It's the seasoning and texture more than the actual meat that makes a sausage roll.
>> No. 12938 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:10 pm
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>>12937
I suppose the upside is that now good, honest vegans can enjoy the culinary delight that is a Greggs sausage roll. Obviously not the obnoxious ones, since they'd be concerned over eating something that vaguely resembles meat.
>> No. 12939 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:24 pm
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>>12934
>more of an abomination than Greggs' other abominations

I don't know if you can still get them, but in Hull you used to be able to get a cheeseburger pasty; cheap bits of meat and burger relish inside a puff pastry square with sesame seeds on the top. I can't even recall it having cheese inside.
>> No. 12941 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 8:27 pm
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>>12930
When is the backlash going to start against all this sassy reply bullshit that comes out of corporate twitter accounts these days? You're Greggs for fucks sake, have some self-respect.

>>12938
I wonder if we'll start seeing the vegan equivalent white van men. You'll be innocently walking to the shops and a couple of art hoes will start hurling sexual offers at you from their van and you can't tell them to go fuck themselves because what with being all monists it's what they're asking for in a roundabout way.
>> No. 12942 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 9:06 pm
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>>12941

I can't even see their faces properly, but I 100% would. Any girl with a fringe like that has serious daddy issues.

Saging for casual misogyny.
>> No. 12943 Anonymous
3rd January 2019
Thursday 9:10 pm
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>>12942
That's not acceptable, lad. You know the misogyny dress code is smart-casual.
>> No. 12944 Anonymous
8th January 2019
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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Asda crispy homestyle chips are very nice.
>> No. 12945 Anonymous
8th January 2019
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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>>12944

I find it very difficult to enjoy oven chips after a career of being able to pick at fresh chips straight out of a fryer. They're just not the same.

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