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|>>|| No. 20301
Would you expect someone working in a petrol station to take any sort of risk like that? I wouldn't protect a companies till even for a punch in the face.
|>>|| No. 20302
Company policy is invariably to just hand over the money. The compo payout for an employee or customer who was wounded or killed in a robbery would be vastly greater than the value of the cash in the till, so it's just not worth arguing even if the threat doesn't seem remotely credible.
|>>|| No. 20303
Still nothing wrong with backing up your claim by showing the knife. You're already in for armed robbery anyway, regardless of whether or not you actually have a knife. I think there have been court cases where somebody got done for armed robbery just for poking his index finger through his coat pocket and saying he had a gun.
So why not present your weapon to the poor lad you're robbing so he'll at least know you're not a pretentious cunt.
And besides, why say you've got a knife. If you're bullshitting anyway, why not say you've got a gun in your coat pocket. Would convince me more than the prospect of getting grazed by an imaginary knife across the counter.
|>>|| No. 20365
> In a suit filed on 20 September, it is claimed a crypto-currency called "GayCoin" was delivered via a smartphone app, rather than the Bitcoin he had ordered.
> According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".
> "I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.
|>>|| No. 20383
The truth is, he must have already taken it up the arse many times whilst in prison. Straight blokes s rayona don't receive donations in gay coins.
Once a petooh, always a petooh.
|>>|| No. 20533
>A man has been fined for being drunk and disorderly in Workington.
>Troy Berwick, of Thwaite Bank, Northside, admitted the offence, which took place on October 6 at Washington Street. West Cumbria Magistrates Court was told that Berwick had been part of a group of males shouting in the street at around 4am. When approached by police, Berwick began flexing his muscles and shouting, "I'm a big lad". He was unsteady on his feet and continued shouting when asked to quieten down. Berwick told police, "you won't arrest me" but was then arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
>He told magistrates: "I've stopped drinking now. I'm getting into bad habits." Berwick was fined £280 and must also pay £85 costs and a £32 surcharge to fund victim services.
Sends a shiver down my spine just thinking about all the biglads flexing on our streets.
|>>|| No. 20670
I don't know if this is a well known phenomenon, but in my group of friends the running joke has always been that if a lass has a dramatic hair change she's either just started cheating on someone or has just broken up with someone or is about to do one or the other.
|>>|| No. 20675
On the other hand, my nan always used to say that when a man who's married or in a long-term relationship suddenly takes much better care of himself and his appearance, e.g. if he dresses more sharply and starts going to the gym, it means he's cheating on his wife, or has a mind to cheat.
The idea being that men allegedly start letting themselves go in steady relationships, because they can stop trying to attract someone else. And that your (residual) market value then only becomes a concern if you are having an affair and/or are looking to move on.
Looking at many of my mates around me who are married or engaged, my nan wasn't wrong. At least, a lot of them have visibly settled into the idea that they don't have to make an effort anymore.
|>>|| No. 20676
She's almost certainly right. I didn't mean to imply only women do this sort of thing, it's just a lot more noticeable when your missus suddenly has bright pink hair and "needs to have a chat"
|>>|| No. 20677
I've just noticed she dyed her eyebrows too. Presumably she did the pubes as well. Not sure why but I like that.
|>>|| No. 20678
Happened to a mate of mine. Together for almost a decade and looking to buy a house. She suddenly gets a makeover and decides she isn't ready for the commitment of having a mortgage together. Fast forward a year and she's engaged to the man she left him for.
|>>|| No. 20679
We should obviously ban all makeover related things to preserve the sanctity of marriage.
This might also explain why so many of the older "Way of Kings" types are adamantly against "SJW" types with brightly coloured hair; they associate it with why their wives left them.
|>>|| No. 20682
>why so many of the older "Way of Kings" types are adamantly against "SJW" types with brightly coloured hair
What's not to love about them.
|>>|| No. 20683
If she's anything like the size of the one who left you, you've got bigger problems. Here are some fat women with mostly natural hair.
|>>|| No. 20685
Sorry, not into scouting the perimeter just to find the correct wet hole.
|>>|| No. 20686
I wonder if that confuses cause and effect. If you got your shit together and people started throwing their knickers at you surely you would have a harder time being faithful?
Basically what I'm saying is that if you love your Mrs you should fatten her up and sabotage her attempts at going weight watchers. But then you can lose weight together and bond over the experience.
|>>|| No. 20687
>that if you love your Mrs you should fatten her up and sabotage her attempts at going weight watchers
So you're saying she isn't goint to leave you as long as she's physically unable to get off her couch and walk out the door?
I had one relationship as a younglad where I seriously considered breaking up with someone because she had gained about three stone in the two, two and a half years that we were together. I guess that kind of mindset comes with being spoilt for choice at that age, with plenty other fish in the sea. But on the other hand, I also don't fully buy when 30something out of shape couples say they are staying together because they're in love with the person that their partner is. Not saying that that isn't a very real possibility, but I also think that a lot of them know full well that they're beyond the point where they could just get back out there again and have another roll of the dice.
|>>|| No. 20688
>But then you can lose weight together and bond over the experience.
Don't encourage a woman to lose weight; you're inadvertently encouraging her to leave you.
|>>|| No. 20689
>but I also think that a lot of them know full well that they're beyond the point where they could just get back out there again and have another roll of the dice.
I suspect it's more a case of being unwilling rather than unable. I certainly don't have the energy to be chasing skirt like I did in my twenties, if/when my missus breaks out the hair dye and leaves me for a snowboarder I'll be content enough alone, because I really don't think I could be arsed to woo someone again. They'd not even live in the same house as me if I started fresh, what a fucking hassle that would be.
|>>|| No. 20690
> I certainly don't have the energy to be chasing skirt like I did in my twenties
I second that. It was definitely loads of fun while it lasted, and I have fond memories of that time. But going through all that again would probably do my head in these days, more than ten years later.
But also, there just aren't many fish left in the sea when you hit a certain age (unless you go the wrongun route and date a 22-year-old with daddy issues), and the ones that are available either come from broken marriages, with kids and loads of emotional baggage (and possibly financial debt), or they're the kind of woman who's never been married and has started buying one or two cats as she's looking down the barrel of her ovaries withering. So it's your pick really, accept your fate and stay with somebody who is far from perfect, and often in no way your ideal dream partner, or get out there and go for the offal that has been thrown back into the empty sea.
|>>|| No. 20691
>get out there and go for the offal that has been thrown back into the empty sea.
I know a few lads punching well above their weight by going after single mums. I don't think the trade-off is worth it, but fair play to them for shagging lasses far fitter than they'd otherwise be able to.
|>>|| No. 20692
I've said it before, but Guardian Soulmates is full of tasty divorcees. They're clever, they've got good careers and they're far too busy to play games.
|>>|| No. 20693
I think early thirties is still a good age to find women who have had career priorities rather than baggage, and I reckon even a fifty year old can fuck a 30 year old without it looking too odd.
|>>|| No. 20694
Late 30's divorce here
Can relate with all comments about single women of equivalent age being damaged/baggage/loopy.
If one of those AI realistic sex dolls comes onto market that's the route I'm going down
Cleaning and cooking with no complaints, interested when programmed in same as me. Total whore when required
|>>|| No. 20695
> and I reckon even a fifty year old can fuck a 30 year old without it looking too odd
My dad had an affair with a 30-year-old when he was 46. He had the perfect alibi, as he was sent to work 200 miles away for his company during the week for a project lasting about a year. He rented a fully equipped bedsit flat there for himself and only came home to us on weekends. What he neglected to tell us, or my mum, was that one of his younger female colleagues was also regularly sent to work on that project as well. My dad's bedsit probably served as their love nest then, as it were.
My mum only really found out after his accidental death years later, when she one day happened upon an envelope with photos of the two together that was hidden in the gap between two roof beams in the attic of our house.
|>>|| No. 20696
We had a client at work die relatively young; he slipped and banged his head on concrete steps. It turned out he had a secret family in Thailand that his wife only found out about when it came to sorting out his estate and who should be the beneficiaries of his workplace death in service scheme.
|>>|| No. 20697
When my dad died a few years later and my mum then found the photos, we briefly considered the possibility that my dad may have created offspring with his colleague during their affair. My dad was fairly well to do, not really rich, but with a nice sum of life savings that he was able to set aside from his job as a senior engineer, and some life insurance, all of which he passed on to us. Which was a godsend because my mum was a stay-at-home parent who hadn't worked since my brother and I were born, and still had to pay off the mortgage. But I digress.
It was known that that woman fell pregnant a few months after the project ended, so my mum decided to tackle the issue proactively and phoned her. Not to dig up the past about my philandering dad, but to really find out the truth so it wasn't going to hang over our heads. But it turned out that her child was from a subsequent affair, and not from the time when she was with my dad. Apparently, she and my dad ended their affair when the project was over, because they both knew that he would not have been able to keep it up at home as a married family man. She assured my mum that her child was from somebody she started seeing a few months after my dad, and that there was no chronological possibility that my dad could have been the father.
Not sure if it would have changed her mind knowing how much money my dad left us, but not mentioning that detail was probably the best way to get an honest answer from her.
|>>|| No. 20698
My girlfriend had a similarly adventurous dad, and when he died, quite a few secret siblings showed up the funeral. She has a pretty good relationship with them now, though none of his other kids seemed to know how awful a person he was, but that's another story.
|>>|| No. 20699
One of my best mates has a dad who has five children from five different women. He was married three or four times. So my friend has as many as four half siblings.
It's funny because he and his dad look like identical twins, of course with an age difference of 25-odd years between them. But my friend is nothing like his dad temper wise; he's been together faithfully with his girlfriend for the best part of 15 years and they are about to get married.
|>>|| No. 20701
When you start doing family trees, you find tons of this kind of stuff going back years. I don't know any family who hasn't got stories like this, somewhere.
|>>|| No. 20702
When my great-grandfather was making his way back across Europe after IIWW ended he stopped off in France to father a couple of bastards, before finally returning to Liverpool to father some not-bastards. I think I've posted about this before, but whatever. This thread's leading me to have serious doubts about the old adage "distance makes the heart grow fonder", as it usually seems to wind up producing lots of extra-marital shagging instead.
|>>|| No. 20703
>When my great-grandfather was making his way back across Europe after IIWW ended he stopped off in France to father a couple of bastards
French women really seemed to be up for it in those days. I saw a documentary once about that. A lot of them were easy to win over if you were a dashing Wehrmacht uniformlad. So you didn't even have to be on our side to
pull French birds get them in the sack.
However, this was not something that the French as a whole took kindly to. There were accounts that in some villages, those women were seized by angry mobs, their heads were shaved, and they were paraded around the village with a sign around their neck that read "I slept with a German pig".
Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
|>>|| No. 20705
>Mental health research indicates that major, unexpected shocks have the potential to cause much emotional upheaval.
Not entirely related, but one of my exes once found out while doing some ancestry research that one of her direct ancestors during Edwardian times was a murderer, and convicted and sentenced to death for killing several women after raping them. Nobody in her family talked much about him, and because he and his wife divorced after a few years, nobody in my ex's family actually knew much about what happened to him later in his life. My ex was really pretty shocked and it took her some time to come to grips with it.
|>>|| No. 20706
I've seen interviews with British women who thought that the Second World War was great and they didn't want it to end because they were having so much sex.
I suppose the thought that the Luftwaffe could drop a bomb and kill you at any moment would be enough to loosen your inhibitions somewhat.
|>>|| No. 20707
>British women who thought that the Second World War was great and they didn't want it to end because they were having so much sex.
Great. So they were basically being slags on the home front while their men were risking their arses in the trenches of Normandy.
|>>|| No. 20709
The Netherlands' leading supermarket chain has abandoned a request for staff to upload semi-naked photographs of themselves to an app so it could work out sizes for a new uniform.
Albert Heijn had called on staff at a branch in the eastern city of Nijmegen to upload photos of themselves in their underwear or tight-fitting sports gear.
|>>|| No. 20710
The trope of a soldier's wife sleeping with other men while he's away fighting dates back centuries. In fact, I think there's even references to it in texts from antiquity or further back. Sex and violence. We're a pretty grim species, at times.
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