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>> No. 16485 Anonymous
17th November 2018
Saturday 2:14 pm
16485 UK austerity has inflicted 'great misery' on citizens, UN says
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/nov/16/uk-austerity-has-inflicted-great-misery-on-citizens-un-says

The UK government has inflicted “great misery” on its people with “punitive, mean-spirited, and often callous” austerity policies driven by a political desire to undertake social re-engineering rather than economic necessity, the United Nations poverty envoy has found.

Philip Alston, the UN’s rapporteur on extreme poverty and human rights, ended a two-week fact-finding mission to the UK with a stinging declaration that levels of child poverty were “not just a disgrace, but a social calamity and an economic disaster”, even though the UK is the world’s fifth largest economy,

About 14 million people, a fifth of the population, live in poverty and 1.5 million are destitute, being unable to afford basic essentials, he said, citing figures from the Institute for Fiscal Studies and the Joseph Rowntree Foundation. He highlighted predictions that child poverty could rise by 7% between 2015 and 2022, possibly up to a rate of 40%.

“It is patently unjust and contrary to British values that so many people are living in poverty,” he said, adding that compassion had been abandoned during almost a decade of austerity policies that had been so profound that key elements of the postwar social contract, devised by William Beveridge more than 70 years ago, had been swept away.
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>> No. 16555 Anonymous
20th November 2018
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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>>16554
I wish people wouldn't do this, both the USSR memes and the misused Cyrilic, it's totally knackered any chance of me learning the actual letters.
>> No. 16556 Anonymous
20th November 2018
Tuesday 11:10 pm
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>>16555

Perhaps you should play a game of Tetris.
>> No. 16557 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 12:24 am
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>>16555

ITZ NDRRZIIYG
>> No. 16558 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 12:30 am
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>>16557

Прекратите быть невыносимой пиздой.
>> No. 16559 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 9:09 am
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>>16556
Perhaps, but I fail to see the relevance.

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>> No. 16184 Anonymous
23rd October 2018
Tuesday 1:09 am
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Manchester Evening News: Aldi refused to sell alcohol to this 66-year-old because his 26-year-old daughter was with him.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/aldi-refused-sell-alcohol-66-15314546

"I wanted to take this up because of the offence caused to my daughter. I'm not bothered about me, but I'm fuming about what they did to her.

"What I want from the is a public apology and for them to review their policy.

"I'd also like them to give my daughter a £50 gift token or something like it, to say sorry."
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>> No. 16262 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 4:48 pm
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>>16259
> Your post reeks of unstable paranoia.
I thought it reeked of cunt-off-instigator.
>> No. 16263 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 5:04 pm
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>Did you have a nice Thursday?

I spent it bickering over whether one of the blokes from Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! should have been served at Aldi with a bunch of strangers on Britain's number five forum for shed enthusiasts.
>> No. 16264 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 6:48 pm
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>>16260

Oh fuck, I've been had haven't I?

Trolled 2 tears, fair play.
>> No. 16271 Anonymous
26th October 2018
Friday 12:11 pm
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>>16262
I'M THE TROUBLE STARTER
CUNT-OFF INSTIGATOR
I'M THE TEAR ADDICTED
TEDIUM ILLUSTRATED

I'M A TEARY STARTER
MASSIVE TEARY STARTER
YOU'RE A TEARY BUMDER
MASSIVE TEARY BUMDER
>> No. 16519 Anonymous
18th November 2018
Sunday 1:09 am
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>> No. 16095 Anonymous
16th October 2018
Tuesday 4:37 am
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Mother, 46, left paralysed after being 'catapulted' from super-king sized bed during sex with her partner battles for £1m compensation because the divan was an inch-and-a-half lower on one side

A mother-of-four who was left paralysed after falling from a super-king size bed during sex has launched a legal battle for £1million compensation.

Claire Busby, 46, suffered catastrophic spinal injuries when she fell backwards from her recently delivered double-divan in August 2013. Successful business woman Mrs Busby from Maidenhead said she was in bed naked with her then partner when the bizarre tragedy unfolded.

Mrs Busby, who was left tetraplegic and appeared in court in a wheelchair, claims the bed was missing two vital 'glider' feet when delivered, which created a 4cm difference in the height from one side to another. Mrs Busby, who ran a chain of hairdressing and beauty salons is suing Berkshire Bed Company Ltd - trading as Beds Are Uzzz - claiming the bed was 'defective'.

The salon owner said she was 'performing a sexual act' when she toppled over. 'I was positioned kneeling over him,' she explained, to Judge Barry Cotter QC. 'I was kneeling over him and my right hand was touching him, maybe my left hand was touching his leg. I was half way down the bed.'

The claimant said the 'missing gliders' caused a 'slope from head to foot' which caused her to lose balance as she changed position and she 'catapulted' to the floor. At the time she was attempting to 'swing her legs towards the top of the bed', she told the High Court. 'I span around and put my hand down and then I felt as if I was catapulted off the back of the bed,' she said. 'My head hit the floor and I fell to the side and heard a spring in my body snap.'

Her QC, Winston Hunter, said two missing 'gliders' created a hazardous height difference between the bottom end of the left and right divans. 'At its maximum this difference would be 40mm,' he told the judge. This had the effect of creating 'an enhanced, albeit localised, slope at the edge of the mattress', the barrister argued.

Explaining the dynamics of the accident, he went on: 'She had been performing a sex act and, thereafter, she sat up with the intention of swinging her legs forward underneath her - and lying on her back with feet towards the headboard and her head towards the end of the bed. 'Her case is that, having taken the weight off her body through her buttocks, she lay back with the expectation that the mattress would support the weight of her upper torso and her head and shoulders. However, as she placed her weight through her upper body onto the mattress it failed to support her weight, and she continued moving backwards and downwards. The effect of this movement was that her head and upper torso came off the edge of the bed, and she slid to the floor with the weight of her body and legs rotating into a vertical position and forcing the weight of the same through her neck.'

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>> No. 16438 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 10:49 pm
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>>16437
Why are you bothering to share this news with us when you obviously won't read any replies?
>> No. 16439 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 3:54 am
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>>16438

Why would you reply to someone you think won't read a reply?
>> No. 16440 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 5:02 am
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>>16439

Why would you reply to someone who's replying to someone who he thinks won't read a reply?
>> No. 16441 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 5:18 am
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>>16440

Because I think that the person who is replying to someone who he thinks won't read a reply will probably read my reply.
>> No. 16443 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 9:09 am
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>>16438

Calm down la

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>> No. 16417 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 10:06 pm
16417 Girl Scouts sue Boy Scouts over planned name change
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46119393

The Girl Scouts of the United States of America have filed a lawsuit against the Boy Scouts of America for dropping "boy" from the scout group's name.

The Boy Scouts of America announced in May they would rename the Boy Scouts programme Scouts BSA as they prepare to allow girls as members.

But the Girl Scouts say the change could erode their brand, calling the move "uniquely damaging" to them.

Their lawsuit seeks damages and an injunction against trademark breaches.

"Only GSUSA has the right to use the Girl Scouts and Scouts trademarks with leadership development services for girls," papers filed in a Manhattan federal court said.

The switch could "marginalise" the Girl Scouts, the complaint reads. It reportedly says the switch has already caused confusion, with some believing their organisation had merged with the Boy Scouts.
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>> No. 16429 Anonymous
8th November 2018
Thursday 8:48 pm
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>>16427
It's Thursday, so there was probably a mass shooting of some kind in the US.
>> No. 16430 Anonymous
8th November 2018
Thursday 10:51 pm
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>>16429

They just make me think

>Zzzzzz. Another one.
>> No. 16431 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 1:06 am
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>>16430

Well maybe if you added some prayers to those thoughts you might actually achieve something!
>> No. 16432 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 1:23 am
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>>16431

>Dear Father
>These are getting really boring.
>Can't you get the next one to jazz it up a bit?
>Amen
>> No. 16434 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 6:08 pm
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>>16429

The joke was that they happen so often it's nothing major any more.

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>> No. 16398 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 6:08 pm
16398 Six times the limit mum causes four-car smash
This is the irredeemable arsehole of an ex-wife who has got the cheek to claim my best mate, best man at my wedding and hardest working man I know, is a bad parent and forced him through the courts to see his own kids by lying about him to social work about how they split up.

https://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/six-times-the-limit-mum-causes-four-car-smash-in-stenhousemuir-on-her-way-to-pick-up-kids-1-4825959?fbclid=IwAR3-PeKTFAQrHrfEgVW2xoek3jpM_XIefxjh8YopXXMMMC_u2WCO9Kkliew

She'll still keep custody, despite this, unless she gets the jail. How likely do you think it is that this could warrant a custodial sentence?
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>> No. 16409 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:22 pm
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>>16405
Four times the limit in England.
>> No. 16411 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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>> No. 16412 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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>>16398
I could not give a single fuck about you or your mate, you complete bumder.

Imagine bringing your Facebook drama to an anonymous imageboard, the delusion astounds me.
>> No. 16413 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:37 pm
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>>16412
wont no wot hit im.
>> No. 16415 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:49 pm
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>>16413

A car driven by a drunk Scots bird, innit

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>> No. 15932 Anonymous
1st October 2018
Monday 8:52 pm
15932 Teacher Eleanor Wilson 'had sex with pupil on plane'
> An allegation of the affair only came to light after another male pupil at the school became aware of the relationship and threatened to expose Miss Wilson unless she had sex with him, prosecutor Virginia Cornwall told the court.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45709399
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>> No. 16164 Anonymous
20th October 2018
Saturday 5:02 pm
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>>16163
I'd chew on her dried beef strips IYKWIM.
>> No. 16165 Anonymous
20th October 2018
Saturday 6:01 pm
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I had one teacher I fancied, a lot. Redhead, no older than mid twenties, always wore tight black clothes. We got on very well.

As an adult looking back, I'm pretty sure she was open to the idea of shagging a student. Even though I was shagging a fair few girls my age at the time, I was still a naive teenage and didn't pick up on the fact that she'd comment on the reputation I had with the girls, what I was wearing, how I'd obviously started going to the gym, she even said something vaguely snide about a girlfriend once; things like that.

I would fully have understood the intention behind such comments from a girl my age, but I suppose for whatever reason I just ignored it coming from a teacher as I just assumed that no 'adult' would be interested in some edgy seventeen year old.

Maybe it's just my memories being exaggerated now and I'm wrong, but the more stories like this I read the more I think, maybe not.

I'm sure it's for the best I didn't shag her but it would have been great, wouldn't it? If you're reading this, Miss Hallat, give us a ring, I'm legal now, if that doesn't ruin it for you.
>> No. 16182 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:00 pm
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>>16165

The youngest and most beautiful of my teachers was 54 years old and with the same curves (and smell) of a long dead beached whale. I think it has fucked up my sexual development.
>> No. 16183 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:56 pm
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>>16182

I'd stick my dick in her blow hole IYKWIM.
>> No. 16316 Anonymous
1st November 2018
Thursday 10:28 pm
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>>16163

I think it's just the blouse and coat that make her look older.

When I was starting out in the job world after uni, my senior coworkers at my first job, although only a good five to ten years older than me, really looked very old to me in their suit and tie they wore every day. About six months later when we all met in casual wear for a company picnic on a spring weekend, they really actually didn't look so old anymore while we were all kicking a ball around in shorts and T-shirt.

Formal wear can really add some years to your appearance. Just take a good look at your own pictures for comparison.

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>> No. 16056 Anonymous
9th October 2018
Tuesday 7:19 pm
16056 Moaty Junior
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/wanted-daley-smith-cheshire-police-2090584

This guy has been on the run from the police for 94 days after breaking a court order.
During that time he's been posting to Facebook giving the police clues about where he is, he's filmed himself driving up the M6 behind a police car for miles, and apparently has been caught and ran away again.
Now he's planning a party to celebrate 100 days then says he'll hand himself in.
It's a shame that he doesn't seem to have reached national news.
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>> No. 16065 Anonymous
9th October 2018
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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At what point does this thread become incitement?
>> No. 16066 Anonymous
9th October 2018
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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>>16064
>In a post of more than 800 words, it explains how he was in a garden when he spotted a high-viz jacket before vaulting a fence, diving through nettles, wading through a brook and crossing fields to make it from Crewe to Alsager – all while wearing no shoes.
I mean he makes it sounds like he's having to go to great lengths to escape the cops so I'd hardly call them stupid or incompetent.

>They've f****d with the wrong man
Remember lads, REAL hard men do runners and hide.
>> No. 16067 Anonymous
9th October 2018
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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>>16064
That, or not take a shit for weeks.
>> No. 16075 Anonymous
10th October 2018
Wednesday 12:31 am
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>>16066
>REAL hard men do runny shits
couldn't agree more m8
>> No. 16296 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 8:28 pm
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In a similar vein:

>'You lot will never catch us': Taunting fugitive caught
>A wanted man who taunted police that they could not catch him - has been jailed for five months.

>On 23 October North Wales Police issued a social media appeal to locate Jamie Worrall, 29, of Flint, wanted for assaulting his former girlfriend.

>He responded on Facebook saying "you lot will never catch us".

>Within 12 hours of the exchange, police had traced him to Blackpool and arrested him and another wanted man whom Worrall named in his taunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45995260

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>> No. 16265 Anonymous
26th October 2018
Friday 12:21 am
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Phillip Green revealed to be massive bellend. Shocker!

Quite proud of the Telegraph (not often I utter that) for exploiting the Streisand effect so well. Surprised there isn't a thread yet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45981436
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>> No. 16269 Anonymous
26th October 2018
Friday 8:03 am
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>>16268
Potential plot twist: According to one of the complaints, he is.
>> No. 16270 Anonymous
26th October 2018
Friday 8:49 am
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HE'S NEXT TO WEINSTEIN. HE'S CLEARLY A WRONG 'UN.
>> No. 16286 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 7:47 am
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IT WAS ALL JUST BANTER.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46006840
>> No. 16287 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 12:49 pm
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>>16270
They have also both always looked like wrong-uns.
>> No. 16288 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 12:53 pm
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>>16287
That's incredibly anti-semitic. They can't help being Jewish.

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>> No. 16120 Anonymous
19th October 2018
Friday 5:55 pm
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Huddersfield grooming gang jailed for abusing vulnerable girls

Twenty members of a “vile and wicked” grooming gang have been convicted of trafficking, drugging and raping vulnerable girls in a harrowing campaign of abuse across West Yorkshire. It can now be reported that the ringleader of the group, 35-year-old Amere Singh Dhaliwal, was jailed for life to serve a minimum of 18 years after being found guilty of 54 offences, including countless rapes of children.

Judge Geoffrey Marson QC said the crimes against 15 girls far exceeded anything he had previously seen. The gang’s “persistent and prolonged” offending, he said, was “at the top of the scale” of severity.

Details of the case, believed to be Britain’s single biggest grooming prosecution, can be disclosed after a judge agreed to lift reporting restrictions on Friday, following a legal challenge by media groups including the Guardian. One of the trials had previously almost collapsed when the anti-Islam activist Tommy Robinson filmed defendants in a live Facebook video outside Leeds crown court.

Jurors in the three trials heard how the men, mostly from Huddersfield, plied girls as young as 11 with alcohol and drugs before sexually abusing them in car parks, hotels, takeaways, snooker halls, on moors and by reservoirs across the region.

Fifteen severely vulnerable girls fell victim to the gang between 2004 and 2011. One girl, aged 11 or 12 at the time, was abducted from a care home and supplied ecstasy before being made to perform sex acts, Leeds crown court heard. Many of the victims described how they were plied with drink and drugs at house parties then raped “one by one” by the men, who used plastic bags as condoms.

Dhaliwal was at the heart of the group, who referred to each other using nicknames including “Dracula,” “Beastie” and “Chiller” in monikers that were used in the three trials.

The girls were deliberately targeted for their vulnerabilities. All had troubled home lives, including one whose mother was unable to care for her due to drink and drug addictions.
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>> No. 16177 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 9:55 am
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It's funny how, reading about Edge of the City, the UAF only got involved after the BNP started promoting the documentary in advance of its broadcast and calling it a "party political broadcast". The way you've written it is to suggest well-meaning people were allowing the BNP to exploit it by pre-emptively campaigning against it, when the BNP were exploiting it anyway.
>> No. 16178 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 10:06 am
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>>16177
Oh, we're on to semantics. Fantastic.
>> No. 16179 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 11:55 am
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>>16178
No, as I said, >>16175 is arguing that 'banning discussion of controversial topics allows the far-right to gain ground', and I'm undermining that facile premise by pointing out they have their facts wrong.
>> No. 16180 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 12:19 pm
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>>16179
Channel 4 made clear that they did not delay broadcast because of the BNP bandwagoning. It was due to lobbying from the likes of UAF and eventually the police. It's semantics due to your interpretation twisting what was said solely to suit the point being made.

You're being incredibly myopic by only focussing on the documentary. The BNP were making a lot of noise about child grooming for the better part of a decade before the Rotherham scandal was unveiled. It was barely discussed in the meantime and it's exactly this what the far-right look to exploit; it gives them unwarranted credibility. It is exactly the same tactics Tommy Robinson is disingenuously using over Huddersfield. You do not give these people the opportunity to paint themselves as victims.
>> No. 16181 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 3:51 pm
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>>16179

>is arguing that 'banning discussion of controversial topics allows the far-right to gain ground', and I'm undermining that facile premise

Details of this particular example aside, this is EXACTLY how grassroots movements build. People become far more interested in politics, and entrenched in their views, when they feel they're being suppressed. It adds a lot of momentum.

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>> No. 14587 Anonymous
14th April 2018
Saturday 6:48 am
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So, we're bombing Syria alongside the Seppos and the Frogs.

Here we go again.
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>> No. 15991 Anonymous
6th October 2018
Saturday 3:09 am
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>>15990

If I weren't already a complete and utter monster raving loony then I'd find it somewhat worrying that we, by dint of trying to oust Assad and oppose Russia's involvement by backing the other side, were actually the bad guys there.
>> No. 15994 Anonymous
6th October 2018
Saturday 1:28 pm
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>>15991
I'd find it more worrying that someone on this board was stupid enough to think that way.
>> No. 16001 Anonymous
6th October 2018
Saturday 9:23 pm
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>>15991

Yeah we fully invented ISIS, and I'm more or less certain that our governments intended them to exist as a destabilising force in the region.

We were the ones selling weapons to Assad's opponents five or six years ago, and then what do you know, ISIS popped up out of nowhere like the rebels on a Total War campaign map. Suddenly the media narrative changed and we never heard a thing about the fact we'd been selling weapons ever again.

We, by which I really mean the Yanks, have always been "the bad guys" in the middle east.
>> No. 16003 Anonymous
6th October 2018
Saturday 11:22 pm
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>>16001

It's the curse of the oil and other fossil resources. What goes on in the Middle East today is still the consequence of Britain, the U.S. and other countries liberally dividing the Middle East up among themselves into different client states and effectively oil supplier countries that fuelled much of Western industrial and technological development from the early 20th century onwards. Does anybody think that otherwise, the U.S. and Britain would have given a toss about some nomadic desert peoples that still lived in archaic tribal communities like they had been doing for milleniae, and to whom even the concept of a nation state was entirely foreign?

It was the oil beneath their feet that meant the West had a vested interest in the region and decided to install an assortment of client state governments that would ensure a secure and steady supply of crude oil. Whatever else these often despotic regimes were doing, nobody really cared about as long as the oil kept coming. It was only when some of those corrupt leaders turned rogue and bit the hand that had been feeding them, or were overthrown by revolutionary governments that the West declared it a humanitarian duty to step in, while at the same time accepting zero responsibility for the events that had led up to whatever mess was unfolding.
>> No. 16005 Anonymous
7th October 2018
Sunday 12:03 am
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lol Jooooz

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 15945 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 11:28 am
15945 Post-brexit damage control
>Many Britons feel they have to watch the pennies after recent inflation rises and years of flatlining wages.
This extends to their supermarket shop, with four in 10 people reporting they are concerned about the cost of food.
Against this backdrop, grocery giant Tesco has joined the discount retailers, which the launch of "value-orientated" chain Jack's.
Yet in relative terms, the British grocery shop remains one of the cheapest in the world.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45559594?ns_source=facebook&ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews

Thanks, BBC. Now it wont chafe as much when the price of bread triples. 10/10, would be misled again. God the BBC is fucking shit.
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>> No. 15951 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 12:07 pm
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>>15948
IMO the article can be summed up as
>You don't know yer born, lad.
When in fact, I do. I grew up in communist Poland, I know what hunger and actual propaganda look like and this reads like the shit my Primary School teachers used to chat bollocks about. We got told people in Germany were poor and had no food and that, actually, we were quite well off in comparison because we had so much potatoes. My Dad managed to get out to Sweden to work, which was allowed in the 90s to avoid the draft, and he taught us it was bollocks.

Beware the BBC, lads. They're not the bastion of impartiality of old. It's misleading shit like this, I feel, that makes people want us out, as we recognise it for what it is and it gets their backs up. I'm a British citizen now, I have two passports, but if you see us heading back to shitholes like Lublin rather than tough it out, you're less appealing than a post-communist block country with endemic corruption in society.
>> No. 15954 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 12:40 pm
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Yeah, reporting that the UK has 8% cheaper food, when expressed as a share of income, than the EU average (which includes the likes of Greece) is of a similar ilk to claiming the third richest country in the world is in famine.

Sure thing, mate.

What do you think are the BBC's propaganda aims when they report our trains are more expensive than European ones and London has the most expensive transport in the world?
>> No. 15956 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 1:13 pm
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Slide the bullshit down with a spoonful of truthful sugar, m9. It's indicitive of the kind of thing I used to see a lot of. When prices shoot up, you'll see a lot of "realistic rebalancing of costs" and calls to "tighten our belts" now we're out of the evil EU. Medicines nd food being scarce will be the EU's fault, we're already seeing Jeremy Hunt liken them to Soviet despots. "Actually, a lot of countries support us but big bad Germany wont let them!" when that's catigorical bollocks. The BBC reports this stuff without challenging it already, the amount of limp-wristed soft questions Politicians get on the BBC nowadays is laughable.

You should see the stuff BBC Scotland gets up to as well, Ofcom has had to investiagte them for anti-SNP bias twice after they ruled themselves fair an impartial via internal processes.

That's all hauntingly familiar and what I would expect of the likes of the Daily Mail, not the BBC which is supposed to be a pillar of trust in our society.
>> No. 15959 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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>I'm a British citizen now, I have two passports, but if you see us heading back to shitholes like Lublin rather than tough it out, you're less appealing than a post-communist block country with endemic corruption in society.

From the get-go I was suspicious of your post, but this sentence outs you.

Lublin is lovely. Put more work into your former sufferer under Communist schtick.
>> No. 15960 Anonymous
2nd October 2018
Tuesday 3:48 pm
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>>15959
To be fair, Poland as a whole is a lot different these days from what it was like in the 90s. Dodging down alleys to hide from the military police to avoid getting drafted was an every day occurrence for a lot of young men. Lublin was especially grim, but it at least had a vibrant underground music scene.

Me calling Lublin shit is the equivalent of Edinburgh natives calling it a shithole, when I think it's lovely.

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>> No. 15898 Anonymous
21st September 2018
Friday 12:56 pm
15898 Brit found with tortoise in vagina in Tenerife
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/brit-found-tortoise-vagina-tenerife-13282788


>The British ex-pat, living on Tenerife, went to hospital after complaining about abdominal pains.

>Shocked doctors discovered the dead reptile inside her and removed it.

[...]

>A police source said: “This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don’t either.”
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>> No. 15913 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 1:09 pm
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I heard that one too. Belongs in the realm of taking acid and turning into an orange or glass of orange juice. Wonder what makes certain urban legends stick around and others not.
>> No. 15914 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 1:28 pm
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>>15912

>I think I'd worry more about temperature than oxygen.

That, too. Temperatures inside the uterus should be pretty close to a human body's normal core temperature, and lobsters usually live in temperate waters that don't go much above 20-24 °C. At least not the familiar North Atlantic species that you get to buy in stores most of the time. Maybe some tropical species exist that can handle water temperatures of 30 °C, but again... a lady's private parts just don't seem like a good environment for lobster eggs to develop.
>> No. 15915 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 6:56 pm
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>>15914
They should do it on Mythbusters
>> No. 15916 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 7:05 pm
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>>15915
Chap with awkward silences on /emo/ should use it as a conversation starter.
Note: No, he really shouldn't.
>> No. 15917 Anonymous
24th September 2018
Monday 5:07 pm
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>>15916

That seems like a great idea for the chap to try out.
Note: maybe not.

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>> No. 15880 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 3:27 pm
15880 Holiday hero slammed for expecting compensation after saving two children
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/holiday-hero-slammed-expecting-compensation-15149884

>Hundreds of people have responded to a man who wants compensation for saving two children from drowning on holiday.

>Steven Tartt, from Seaforth , leapt into action when he spotted two children, a boy, aged seven, and girl, aged six, struggling in the water at the Victoria Playa hotel in Santo Tomas in Menorca.

>The dad-of-two hauled the kids to safety and was furious that the on duty lifeguard, who has since been dismissed, failed to respond to the emergency.

>Two months later, Steven has expressed his disgust that he was not compensated, claiming his holiday was "ruined" by the emergency.


What a fucking cunt.
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>> No. 15886 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 5:00 pm
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A local councillor saved someone from choking then went on Facebook and made a post starting "I did something remarkable today" then went to the press about it. Way to save someone's life in the most arseholeish way possible. I'd be the one the family would be making public appeals to saying "can you come forward so we can thank you?" and I'd be like "A ha... No."

I wonder if this guy went to the press himself. They might have even paid him for his story.
>> No. 15887 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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ARE Jim'll probably would have begged to differ.
>> No. 15888 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 5:16 pm
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He should sue the shitty kids for being so bad at swimming.
>> No. 15889 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 5:22 pm
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Scouser acting like a Scouser. More at 11.
>> No. 15890 Anonymous
18th September 2018
Tuesday 9:06 pm
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When my older brother and I were weelads of 9 and 13 years of age, our parents took us to Sri Lanka. Swimming in the Indian Ocean there is constantly slightly dangerous, and on our beach, they pretty much never took down the red flag. But I guess it must have been relatively quiet that day, as our parents let us go in the water within their line of view. But at one point, my brother got caught in a high wave and lost his footing in the chest high water, and the currents began to take him out to sea. A couple from Leeds from our hotel happened to be near us in the water, and the man, a 50 year old, didn't hesitate for a second and went after my brother to rescue him and get him back to the shore. It really looked dramatic, and I remember I could see that my brother was really beginning to panic, flailing his arms and crying for help.

Anyway, the chap really may have saved my brother's life that day. Only he was so humble about it that he was almost embarrassed at the way my parents, who had seen the whole thing from dry land in complete horror, then came up to him and were overjoyed that he had saved my brother. He never wanted any kind of thanks or praise, he just said he was glad that he was in the right place at the right time at that moment. We kept in touch for many years. Very lovely couple.

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>> No. 15581 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 6:30 am
15581 Article 13
I'm really surprised that nothing has been posted about this here. The EU is discussing and voting on a proposal which would require "online hosting providers" to actively monitor and filter all user-uploaded content. As far as I am aware, this is the biggest threat to the freedom of the internet that has ever existed. Are you lads already aware and just assuming that it won't pass because it's unworkable in practice?

https://saveyourinternet.eu/

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/HIS/?uri=consil:ST_9134_2018_INIT

https://www.liberties.eu/en/news/delete-article-thirteen-open-letter/13194
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>> No. 15875 Anonymous
14th September 2018
Friday 1:51 am
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And yet I'm sure there's a bore somewhere who'll point out that the speeds and patience you had to exercise with dialup to access those first pages of BBS interaction and grainy Scooby Doo porn actually played a big role in how much of an impression the internet made on you back then. Like vinyl nerds or vintage bike enthusiasts, the work you have to put in to every experience is an integral part of it, and gives it the lasting emotionality that instant access 500,000 YT videos all broadcast in 1080p just can't. Time is linear and finite for us mortal creatures, so naturally we seem to attach more importance to things which take up more of our rather fleeting lifespans, like marriage or the raising of our children to maturity.

Oh - hang on - it's me. I'm the bore. Oh.
>> No. 15876 Anonymous
14th September 2018
Friday 3:00 am
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>>15875
Yes, there'll be a bore, and they'll be wrong as usual.
>> No. 15877 Anonymous
14th September 2018
Friday 3:12 am
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>>15875
You just made me look up YTMND and it's still there!
>> No. 15878 Anonymous
16th September 2018
Sunday 12:23 am
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>>15581

Bumped

Agreed, sleepwalkers wandering into abandonment.
>> No. 15879 Anonymous
16th September 2018
Sunday 6:36 am
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>Bumped

What?

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