Guy at Tesco stopped with his shopping and I flashed him to let him cross, except I realised as he thanked me that he'd began to cover his face because I'd caught the stick and put my high beams on in his face and kept them on.
A relative of mine (double figures tests to pass) drove 50mph in the third lane of the motorway for about an hour and got home and asked why people were beeping and being so aggressive.
>>3660 Once an old banger of mine has a dodgy fuel pipe that had ruptured so whilst I was bolting down the A16, my car had set on fire and I had to pull up aside and wait for AA to come.
Ok. Back when I was a leery teenlad (13 or 14, if memory serves), myself, my best friend and another lad were "joy-riding" in said best friend's stepdad's knackered old Volvo. Some manky old fucker driving a black cab beeped us so we all started giving him the finger, only for us to run into a red light some ten yards down the road. Anyway this massive taxi driving bastard comes storming out of his cab and banging on the windows shouting "I only beeped you because your lights are off but then fuck you you bastards". We all just sat there staring out the windscreen until the lights changed and we could drive off.
That was probably the most mortifying thing that happened until said clapped out old Volvo broke down in the middle of Maida Vale and we had to push the fucker down a side street and my mate had to go cap in hand to his stepdad.
Also accidentally reversed into a car in a car park, thankfully no damage on both (and got other owner to check their car..). If they had actually parked in a bay and not just behind the row of cars in the bay it wouldn't have happened! /grumbles
>>3664 >If they had actually parked in a bay and not just behind the row of cars in the bay it wouldn't have happened!
This shit is /101/-worthy. "Oh, I can't be bothered to find a space so I'm just going to park myself at the end of the aisle and cause an obstruction for everyone else." Twats.
>>3664>>3665 When I was at uni someone decided to make their own space behind the spot I was parked in. I ended up reversing relatively fast straight into their wing mirror, although IIRC it remained intact and it was the actual body of the car which I damaged.
On my third trip after buying a car, going back about 8 years, I started turning the wheel before I'd reversed out of the space and really fucked up the side of someone else's car. I rang my mum and she told me to drive off. Karma caught up with me when I bought my next car as I'd had it a few days before someone badly scratched one side of it and fucked off while I was in Asda.
I'd like to say I'm a better driver now, but about 3 weeks ago I reversed out of my driveway and into a car parked on the path on the opposite side of the street, wasn't going very fast so no damage done.
Is there ever a situation where a car turning onto a main road has priority?
I was literally doing 30 down a main road and some cunt in a huge car literally just decided to drive out (turning right out of a junction on to the road) and nearly smashed into me, but instead of apologising he started beeping and making angry gestures at me
I genuinely am not sure whether I should phone the police because he might be drunk, I can't work out why he'd drive straight out and then get so irate about his own mistake
>>3667 >Is there ever a situation where a car turning onto a main road has priority?
When they're in a rush and driving a Chelsea Tractor or anything German.