[ rss / options / help ]
post ]
[ b / iq / g / zoo ] [ e / news / lab ] [ v / nom / pol / eco / emo / 101 / shed ]
[ art / A / beat / boo / com / fat / job / lit / map / mph / poof / £$€¥ / spo / uhu / uni / x / y ] [ * | sfw | o ]
logo
science

Return ]

Posting mode: Reply
Reply ]
Subject   (reply to 4122)
Message
File  []
close
model benises.png
412241224122
>> No. 4122 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 2:47 pm
4122 http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079
>The most popular dildoes are only 4.5 - 5" in circumference.

>In a study women picked models benises 4.8 - 5" in circumference as the ideal.

>The average erect benis girth is about 4.5 - 5 ".

So you've probably got enough girth for 90% of grills. But...

>The most popular dildoes have 6 - 7" of insertable length.

>Women chose models benises about 6 - 6.5" in length as the ideal.

>The average erect benis length is about 5 - 5.5".

You probably don't have enough length for most women.

t. 7" long and 5" girth benis haver.

(A good day to you Sir!)
Expand all images.
>> No. 4123 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 2:50 pm
4123 spacer
Oh no, I suppose I'll just lop it off and become an adviser to a Eastern Roman Emperor then.

Bye, lads!
>> No. 4124 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 2:51 pm
4124 spacer
My penis is not a dildo.
>> No. 4125 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 3:01 pm
4125 spacer
Noice, turns out I have the ideal penis.
>> No. 4126 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 3:03 pm
4126 spacer
>>4122

You fucking Tiny Tims really have my pity.
>> No. 4127 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 3:03 pm
4127 spacer
>models benises
>> No. 4128 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 3:27 pm
4128 spacer
>>4125
Same here. Penis five!
>> No. 4130 Anonymous
9th April 2017
Sunday 6:53 pm
4130 spacer

avergpeenmen.png
413041304130
Yes, the evidence is that most women prefer willies that are just a bit bigger than average but not massive.
>> No. 4131 Anonymous
11th April 2017
Tuesday 6:00 pm
4131 spacer

2008-06-16-0chart.jpg
413141314131
This chart OTOH is absolute crap. 99% of women have never had 8x6".
>> No. 4132 Anonymous
11th April 2017
Tuesday 8:30 pm
4132 spacer
>>4131
You've never fucked a solid 9, but I'm sure you'd want to.
>> No. 4133 Anonymous
11th April 2017
Tuesday 8:38 pm
4133 spacer
>>4132
Maybe but if she turned out to be shit in bed, you wouldn't have enjoyed it.
>> No. 4134 Anonymous
11th April 2017
Tuesday 9:20 pm
4134 spacer
>>4132

Why are you stopping at nine? I a nine your ideal?

Anyway, if you go around being worried about not being "ideal", then you're probably doomed anyway.
>> No. 4135 Anonymous
11th April 2017
Tuesday 9:26 pm
4135 spacer
>>4131

Maybe those are women inches. 8 = 6 and 6 = 4 .
>> No. 4136 Anonymous
12th April 2017
Wednesday 3:11 am
4136 spacer
>>4135

Apropos of nothing much at all:

I've never talked inches (or centimeters) with any of them but I've shagged a fair few cock-wranglers and none of them ever complained about my utterly average knob (or even slagged me off as being small-knobbed during any one of a zillion heated slanging matches). Honestly, once you've bedded 4-5 30+ cock whores and they all love your average knob life gets a lot easier.

Sorry if none of this makes sense lads, I'm pissed to fuck la.
>> No. 4137 Anonymous
12th April 2017
Wednesday 11:03 am
4137 spacer
>>4136

Have you ever measured your dick? Maybe you're bigger than you think.
>> No. 4138 Anonymous
13th April 2017
Thursday 11:19 pm
4138 spacer
>>4137

Honestly I think that it's mainly just that (at least in my experience) women tend to care a lot less about genital aesthetics (size, shape, and so on) than men do. One lass I'd been seeing for at least a couple of months had absolutely no idea I was circumcised despite having had my penis in her mouth dozens and dozens of times. Her excuse? "I just didn't really pay that much attention". Well, thanks for that?

While I could probably build a 100% accurate full colour 3D model of every vagina I've ever been in contact with most lasses seem to lump knobs into three rough categories: Micropenis, Ouch, and Everything Else. What this means is that I think most lasses probably aren't shagging away thinking "yeah this guy is definitely packing half an inch less than that other lad", probably can't tell the difference in an inch or two anyway, and if your old chap doesn't fit into the Micropenis or Ouch categories then it's probably entirely forgettable, just another faceless shaft on the cock carousel.

Either that or I've just been hanging out on the wrong side of the tracks all my life.
>> No. 4139 Anonymous
14th April 2017
Friday 1:42 am
4139 spacer
>>4138

FFS measure it.

Return ]
whiteline

Delete Post []
Password