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>> No. 3845 Anonymous
26th April 2015
Sunday 11:51 pm
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What's the best way to make your farts smell vile?

I want to let out a super stinky fart when I'm getting my hair cut and make the hairdresser suffer.
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>> No. 3846 Anonymous
26th April 2015
Sunday 11:57 pm
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>>3845

Get inflammatory bowel disease.
>> No. 3847 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 1:50 am
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From my experience, a good bowl of porridge for breakfast, and then a hearty home-cooked lunch involving lashings of fried onions. After that I'll be trumping nicely all afternoon.

Something like a home-cooked tomato soup: Fry onions, garlic, maybe some peppers, few cans of tomatoes, plenty of black pepper, herbs, mustard. I remember one time I put some pickled sweet green chilis in (like you get at the kebab shop). The wind was incredible.
>> No. 3849 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 1:54 am
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Who would honestly want this power?
>> No. 3850 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 1:58 am
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A pound of onion Bhajis and a gallon of milk.
>> No. 3851 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 1:59 am
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>>3849
Be honest, lad. Who wouldn't?
>> No. 3852 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 8:42 am
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Sounds passive aggressive OP.

Do you really want to distract the person, with a pair of scissors in their hand, near your head?
>> No. 3853 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 9:52 pm
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>>3845
Freshly squeezed juice - simply take a mixed fruit one and then drink a mixed vegetable one. Et voila.
>> No. 3854 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 11:31 pm
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Everyone knows that the best fart solution is curried brussel sprouts with lashings of onions and baked beans on the side. Just try not to follow through.
>> No. 3855 Anonymous
28th April 2015
Tuesday 12:24 am
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Nothing but protein.
>> No. 3856 Anonymous
28th April 2015
Tuesday 12:24 am
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>>3845

You need to increase the output of hydrogen sulfide thats what the smell is, this is caused by your intestinal flora breaking down sulphurs compounds so eat high sulphur foods.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 3857 Anonymous
28th April 2015
Tuesday 12:36 am
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>>3856
I've never seen a more textbook example of waffle trying to sound like it knows what it's talking about, that ultimately offers no actual help to the original question. Stellar.

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