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>> No. 3788 Anonymous
12th December 2014
Friday 5:40 pm
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What's the cheapest microscope that I can use to monitor my sperm count? I essentially just need to check that my vasectomy hasn't reversed itself and that I am still swimmerless.

I've had a quick look on ebay and you can get a USB microscope for under £20. Would something like that do the trick or do I need to get a proper one?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/50-500X-8LED-Digital-USB-Microscope-Endoscope-Magnifier-Camera-Black-UK-Stock-/181403261945?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Lab_Equipment_ET&hash=item2a3c7a1bf9
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>> No. 3789 Anonymous
12th December 2014
Friday 5:56 pm
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>>3788
You can usually pick up second hand lab ones for not too much, can't advise on the specific type you'd need though. The usb ones probably wouldn't cut it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Medical-Lab-Equipment-/11815/i.html?_from=R40&LH_ItemCondition=3000&_mPrRngCbx=1&_udlo=20&_udhi=40&_nkw=microscope&_dcat=48741&rt=nc&_pppn=r1
>> No. 3790 Anonymous
12th December 2014
Friday 6:19 pm
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>>3788
You need slides and micro-slides as well. Those don't come cheap.

Why can't you go to a doctor and get this done? How exactly will you count your sperm?
>> No. 3791 Anonymous
12th December 2014
Friday 7:16 pm
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>> No. 3792 Anonymous
13th December 2014
Saturday 7:11 pm
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>>3788
I once looked at my own jizz in a microscope, too - I used a cheap plastic one to be honest, it was a lot less than 20 quid. You don't need much.
>> No. 3793 Anonymous
13th December 2014
Saturday 7:26 pm
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>>3791

You made me choke on my tea, you sly, cheeky bastard.
>> No. 3794 Anonymous
13th December 2014
Saturday 7:31 pm
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Why are you doing this OP? Are you trying to forecast the next assassination attempt?
>> No. 3795 Anonymous
13th December 2014
Saturday 7:48 pm
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Christ, lad. You can get a kit from Boots for£30 rather than putting your spunk under a microscope.

http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/babystart-fertilcount-male-infertility-test/prd-rg3

http://www.boots.com/en/Spermcheck-Male-Fertility-Test_1369922/
>> No. 3796 Anonymous
13th December 2014
Saturday 7:50 pm
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>>3795
That's no fun.

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