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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 62742 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman from the rear.
>> No. 62743 Anonymous
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman.
>> No. 62744 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:41 pm
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Full credit to her surgeon, he's done a cracking job. A bit unsubtle, but I like it.
>> No. 62745 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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>> No. 62746 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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>>62741
Two from the top

>>62742
Two from the bottom

>>62743
Two from anywhere else
>> No. 62747 Moralfag
19th March 2019
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>62742
I think she must be teeny tiny in real life. Famouses often are.
>> No. 62748 Auntiefucker
19th March 2019
Tuesday 11:23 pm
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>>62747

The google reckons she's 5'5".

she could take my five inches iykwim
>> No. 62749 Billbob
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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Fur trimmed Vorderman.
>> No. 62750 Crabkiller
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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At the races Vorderman.
>> No. 62751 Paedofag
20th March 2019
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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A thread of true /iq/ quality.
>> No. 62752 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:13 pm
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Air cadet vorderman.
>> No. 62753 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:14 pm
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Welsh women's rugby vorderman.
>> No. 62768 Are Moaty
21st March 2019
Thursday 12:27 pm
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Coach awards vorderman.
>> No. 62819 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:54 am
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Vorderman with her horse.
>> No. 62824 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:51 am
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This thread is the new highlight of my day.
>> No. 62826 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:47 am
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Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.
>> No. 62837 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:59 pm
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Pilot Vorderman
>> No. 62838 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.
>> No. 62840 YubYub
24th March 2019
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.
>> No. 62841 Ambulancelad
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:43 am
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>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.
>> No. 62842 Moralfag
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:14 pm
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>>62837
Is it just me or does she look like Rachel Riley here?
>> No. 62843 Are Moaty
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:45 pm
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Sheer Vorderman
>> No. 62850 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 12:50 pm
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Black leggings vorderman.
>> No. 62851 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 12:51 pm
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Striped jumper vorderman.
>> No. 62852 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:53 pm
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Brecon beacons vorderman.
>> No. 62853 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sandwich holding vorderman.
>> No. 62854 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sat on a plane vorderman.
>> No. 62855 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 2:06 pm
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>>62854
Fuck, thought this was a star wars still on first glance.
>> No. 62861 Anonymous
25th March 2019
Monday 5:48 pm
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This thread is a valuable hoard of Vords
>> No. 62862 Billbob
25th March 2019
Monday 5:50 pm
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>>62854
This is fuckin' wild.
>> No. 62863 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 6:10 pm
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marple vorderman.
>> No. 62865 Crabkiller
25th March 2019
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>62863
I like her more in that outfit than these ill-fitting trousers.

Also, it's more violet than marple.
>> No. 62866 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>62865
That lilac you spazztard.
>> No. 62867 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 11:37 pm
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>>62863
No wait, lavender. Lavender.
>> No. 62868 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:47 am
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It are mauve, you colourblind nitwits.
>> No. 62869 Moralfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:56 am
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It's quite clearly indigo
>> No. 62870 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:45 am
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On the train to Manchester vorderman.
>> No. 62871 Ambulancelad
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:52 am
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I miss going on the train.
>> No. 62872 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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Skanky vampire Vorderman
>> No. 62873 Billbob
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:42 pm
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>>62872
I smell fake Vorderman.
>> No. 62874 YubYub
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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>>62872
You have ruined my day and brought shame upon yourself, your family and the .gs collective.
>> No. 62875 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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>>62872
MODZ
>> No. 62876 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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Vorderman with a man.
>> No. 62877 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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Vorderman without a man.
>> No. 62878 Searchfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>62876

Apparently she's sleeping around and enjoying it.
>> No. 62882 Are Moaty
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>62878
Well she didn't get them done to help with her buoyancy, m9.
>> No. 62883 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:20 pm
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>>62878
WELL IT'S A NUMBERS GAME INNIT
>> No. 62884 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 1:21 am
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>>62876
Vorderman

>>62877
Vordernoman

At least she was never left hanging like Rachel here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZArCpYeo8
>> No. 62886 Billbob
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:00 pm
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>>62882
She claims she's never had plastic surgery in her life. She says her enhanced boobs and arse are the result of HRT.
>> No. 62887 YubYub
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:06 pm
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>>62886
And some say we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant called Macumber.
>> No. 62888 Moralfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 3:07 pm
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Window holding vorderman.
>> No. 62889 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:32 pm
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Sorry but am I the only one who thinks she looks absolutely awful?? She looks like a caricature of an OTT slightly bonkers single auntie who dresses like a twenty year old at fifty. The fake T&A are frankly horrifying! What on earth possessed her to reinvent her look into this, I don't know!

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 62890 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:54 pm
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>>62889

>SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE WHO DRESSES LIKE A TWENTY YEAR OLD AT FIFTY

Yes, exactly. That's the appeal.
>> No. 62891 Searchfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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>>62889
gb2 mumsnet
>> No. 62892 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 11:32 pm
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>>62889

>CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE

I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim
>> No. 62894 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:31 am
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>>62892
> Ambulancelad 19/03/27 (Wed)23:32 No. 62892
>I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim

Bad luck Ambulancelad
>> No. 62895 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:33 am
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>>62742

How much of this is bad photoshopping how muich is really her?
>> No. 62896 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:58 am
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>>62895
With four big ones I'm not sure even Vorderman herself could work that out.
>> No. 62897 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:14 am
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Wineglass on her bum vorderman.
>> No. 62898 Samefag
28th March 2019
Thursday 1:57 pm
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>>62895

Not photoshop, not really her either.
>> No. 62899 R4GE
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:15 pm
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>>62898

Sure the arse just sticks out in that picture so much I can't believe she could sit down in a chair if it is 'real'
>> No. 62900 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:38 pm
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This started off as a hot thread but now I'm concerned all this is part of some kind of crisis she's going through.
>> No. 62901 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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>>62900
It's not a crisis, I've seen this in younger women. Nerdy girls who get fit as anything after school or college, they change, they get way, way more confident and sexual, to the point where it's a little odd and intense. The oddness factor is probably less of an issue in Vords because she's a proper grown-up and not a confused, late-teens/early-twenties, kind-of-grown-up. However, the realisation that she's more attractive than ever is quite a kick; possibly not unlike the one I used to get when I get my cock out on BlogTV as a youngster. You'd act differently too if you woke up looking John Hamm, you'd definitely start wearing the loosest underwear possible*, that's for sure.

Also she's as rich as the pharaohs these days, that'll put a spring in anyone's step.

*John Hamm has a massive cock, fyi.
>> No. 62902 Ambulancelad
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:42 pm
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>>62901
Good points John.
>> No. 62903 Crabkiller
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:44 pm
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>>62741

Vorderman with a bone-on
>> No. 62904 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:00 pm
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>>62901

I don't want to sound like I'm just jealous of him (obviously I am), or just trying to anonymously humblebrag about my own massive cock (obviously I am) but it seems a decent size but not that groundbreaking. I have a very similar sized bulge if I wear tight trousers and I don't think I'd call my cock massive, it's girthier than average, but I wouldn't say it's that remarkable. I think people forget you can end up with a lot of ball in your bulge too, which throws the whole thing off.

It does seem like Hamm doesn't wear underwear, though. That's a bold move.
>> No. 62906 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:18 pm
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>>62904

Men often overestimate their dick size, and the average dick size along with it. The actual variance among dick sizes is pretty small, so statistically speaking you only have to be an inch or so above the average (which is only around 5 and a bit inches) to be in the 95th percentile. so therefore, according to science, you only have to be about 6.5 inches or above to qualify as a monster cock.

pornography does a lot of terrible things to society and perhaps the worst for a lot of blokes self esteem is making them (and a lot of women) think that anything below 8 inches is "average". the scales of reference have been skewed massively, the same way you get birds feeling shit about their body because they're not a size 0 supermodel.

source:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

>According to the team’s analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

>A graph of the size distribution shows that outliers are rare. A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm. Conversely, an erect penis measuring 10 cm (3.94 inches) falls into the 5th percentile: Only five out of 100 men would have a penis smaller than 10 cm.
>> No. 62907 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:33 pm
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>>62906

This is both interesting and comforting information. There was a site knocking around where you could put in your measurements and it would tell you where you fell as a percentile, and it put me right up there in the top bracket. I immediately assumed it was bollocks for much the same reasons you mentioned - it seems unfathomable to consider 16cm massive.

I've heard that women (and men) are absolutely terrible at judging size without measuring, though, frequently guessing that a partner's knob is eight or ten inches long when it's not even close.
>> No. 62908 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:07 pm
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I'm sorry, Vordermanlads, I didn't mean to ruin the thread by bringing up John Hamm's todger. I'll choose my words more carefully in the future.
>> No. 62909 Paedofag
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:26 pm
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>>62908

You should have known better. It's Pandora's moose knuckle.
>> No. 62910 Auntiefucker
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>62909
I thought the explainer at the end of my post and choosing such a famously large knob would negate the need for photos. Alas bigcocklad had other ideas.
>> No. 62918 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 12:39 pm
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Can we please get back to Vorderman and stop talking about John's Hamm.
>> No. 62919 Paedofag
29th March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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>>62918
She hasn't posted a picture on Twitter or been snapped by paparazzo in a few days. When I have some new material normal service will be resumed; she's been invited to the Bahrain Grand Prix by Mercedes this weekend so I imagine we'll soon get pictures of her polishing an F1 car with her buttocks or something like that.
>> No. 62921 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 1:29 pm
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>>62919

I've got 10/1 on her posing as an umbrella girl.
>> No. 62927 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:11 pm
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Normal service will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.
>> No. 62928 Are Moaty
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Vorderman in the sun.
>> No. 62929 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Pit lane vorderman.
>> No. 62930 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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Sunglasses selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62931 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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VIP guest vorderman.
>> No. 62932 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:15 pm
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Vorderman touching the car.
>> No. 62933 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:16 pm
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Vorderman touching the steering wheel.
>> No. 62934 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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Vorderman touching a man.
>> No. 62935 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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V o r d e r m a n


>> No. 62948 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 9:08 pm
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>>62932

I'd let her gently caress my upper wishbone IYKWIM.
>> No. 62955 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 9:37 pm
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>>62934
I'd let her touch my man with a receding hairline IYKWIM.
>> No. 62959 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 10:04 pm
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>>62935

R A V E D M O R N
>> No. 62960 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>62959
darn mover
>> No. 62961 Searchfag
30th March 2019
Saturday 8:10 am
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Vorderman in the paddock after dark.
>> No. 62962 Billbob
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:21 pm
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Someone needs to set up a petition to Channel 4 for them to run a 24/7 stream of old Countdown episodes.
>> No. 62972 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:24 am
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Sign touching vorderman.
>> No. 62973 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:25 am
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Green jumpsuit vorderman.
>> No. 62974 Paedofag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Williams garage vorderman.
>> No. 62975 Searchfag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Podium selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62976 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:27 am
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Absolutely haram vorderman.
>> No. 62977 Ambulancelad
1st April 2019
Monday 7:28 am
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With a horsey chum vorderman.
>> No. 62978 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 5:57 pm
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Appg-ga vorderman.
>> No. 62979 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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HMS vorderman.
>> No. 62980 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:08 pm
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>>62979

Nice to see ARE CAROL with a load of seamen.
>> No. 62981 YubYub
1st April 2019
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>62980
May God bless her and all who sail in her.
>> No. 62982 Paedofag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:29 pm
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Hover hand vorderman.
>> No. 62983 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:30 pm
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Bunk bed vorderman.
>> No. 62984 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 1:36 pm
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>>62983
I'd slip into her bunk bed, IYKWIM.
>> No. 62985 Billbob
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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>>62984

More like spunk bed, eh?
>> No. 62986 Paedofag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 4:23 pm
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>>62985
Don't lower the tone, lad.
>> No. 62987 Paedofag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:55 pm
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Vorderman pushing her suitcase into a lift.
>> No. 62988 Auntiefucker
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62989 Samefag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62990 YubYub
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62992 Ambulancelad
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 8:43 pm
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>>62987

She can push my suitcase into a lift IYKWIM.
>> No. 62993 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:02 pm
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Vorderman on the track.
>> No. 62994 Searchfag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:03 pm
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Vorderman with the channel four F1 presenters.
>> No. 62995 Are Moaty
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:04 pm
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Vorderman with Daniel ricciardo.
>> No. 62996 Searchfag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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Vorderman with some other racing driver. I don't know... He's got a big forehead so he's probably German or Scandinavian.
>> No. 62997 R4GE
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:28 pm
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>>62995

Ricciardo's neck is wider than his head.
>> No. 62999 YubYub
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:34 pm
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>>62997
That's an erect dickhead. He's standing next to Vorderman, of course he's going to have a neckboner.
>> No. 63001 Auntiefucker
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 10:41 pm
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>>62997
Think of all the g-force racing drivers have on their necks, they must end up super muscular.
>> No. 63002 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 11:37 pm
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>>63001


>> No. 63010 R4GE
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 3:06 pm
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Bikini Vorderman in space.
>> No. 63011 Ambulancelad
4th April 2019
Thursday 2:00 am
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cheeky x-ray photoshop vorderman.
>> No. 63012 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:33 am
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I had a dream that she came to my work and I took a picture for you all.
>> No. 63013 Samefag
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:42 am
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National space centre vorderman.
>> No. 63014 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:38 pm
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>>63013
Who wore it better, Carol or the skyscraper?
>> No. 63015 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 1:17 pm
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>>63014

Monsieur Bibendum.
>> No. 63016 Ambulancelad
5th April 2019
Friday 1:00 pm
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Petrol station vorderman.
>> No. 63017 Paedofag
5th April 2019
Friday 8:12 pm
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>>63016
Have you found the scraping the bottom of the barrel Vorderman yet?
>> No. 63018 Moralfag
5th April 2019
Friday 8:55 pm
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Soldiering on vorderman.
>> No. 63021 Are Moaty
6th April 2019
Saturday 10:59 am
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Awards night vorderman.
>> No. 63022 Ambulancelad
6th April 2019
Saturday 10:59 am
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Vorderman with soldiers
>> No. 63023 R4GE
6th April 2019
Saturday 1:17 pm
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Do you reckon she still watches Countdown?
>> No. 63024 Searchfag
6th April 2019
Saturday 3:46 pm
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>>63022
The guy on the right is hiding his stonk on with his drum. I can see it in his eyes.
>> No. 63025 Samefag
6th April 2019
Saturday 4:02 pm
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>>63024
I can see it in your eyes
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me
Is there a reason why?
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me

>> No. 63026 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 4:43 pm
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>>63023
Likely after a night on the piss, with a bucket of ice cream, bawling her eyes out, pointing at the TV screen, shouting "I used to do that!".
>> No. 63027 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>63026

And unlike that cow Rachel Riley, Vorderman can actually do the maths. (Riley is fed the maths via earpiece, allegedly)
>> No. 63028 Crabkiller
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:39 pm
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>>63027
Susie would never stand for that. This sounds like one of those smears that came out shortly after she had a pop at Corbyn for anti-Semitism. It's a sad day when even countdown is politicised.
>> No. 63029 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:44 pm
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>>63027
Riley has a 1:2 with honours in Maths from Oxford, so if she needs fed answers where previously an engineer didn't, I'd be fucking baffled m8.
>> No. 63038 Moralfag
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:15 pm
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Vorderman in her knickers.
>> No. 63039 Crabkiller
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:16 pm
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Vorderman in her knickers in her gym.
>> No. 63040 Samefag
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:16 pm
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Pilot vorderman.
>> No. 63054 Auntiefucker
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:03 pm
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>>63027
>>63028
Both Susie and Rachel get fed answers from the ear piece.

They mention it on the show sometimes.
>> No. 63055 Ambulancelad
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:17 pm
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>>63054
balderdash!
>> No. 63056 R4GE
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:58 pm
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>>63055
You've used the "A" twice, lad.
>> No. 63057 Billbob
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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Vorderman with a plumber in her local post office.
>> No. 63058 YubYub
9th April 2019
Tuesday 11:36 pm
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>>63057
I'D FIX HER PIPES IYKWIM
>> No. 63062 YubYub
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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Daily Mail sudoku on a train vorderman.
>> No. 63063 Anonymous
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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Vorderman with a double leg amputee.
>> No. 63090 YubYub
12th April 2019
Friday 12:31 pm
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Vorderman with her hood up.
>> No. 63091 Billbob
12th April 2019
Friday 12:32 pm
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Vorderman with astronauts.
>> No. 63092 Ambulancelad
12th April 2019
Friday 12:33 pm
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Vorderman doing press-ups.
>> No. 63093 Are Moaty
12th April 2019
Friday 12:33 pm
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Vorderman with her leg up.
>> No. 63094 Are Moaty
12th April 2019
Friday 12:34 pm
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Vorderman with her tongue out.
>> No. 63095 Crabkiller
12th April 2019
Friday 12:35 pm
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Stretchy vorderman.
>> No. 63096 Auntiefucker
12th April 2019
Friday 12:35 pm
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Bendy vorderman.
>> No. 63097 Moralfag
12th April 2019
Friday 12:36 pm
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One foot in the air vorderman.
>> No. 63103 YubYub
13th April 2019
Saturday 8:36 am
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Stage door vorderman.
>> No. 63112 R4GE
14th April 2019
Sunday 5:39 am
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In every one of these photos, you can see the desperation in her eyes. Please, please let me back on the telly. She's like a female Alan Partridge.
>> No. 63113 Ambulancelad
14th April 2019
Sunday 7:26 am
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>>63112

That's one eye accounted for, but what's going on in the other one? I think she's scanning the horizon for prey.
>> No. 63114 Paedofag
14th April 2019
Sunday 8:33 am
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>>63112

I'm not seeing it. Besides, she seems to be on telly whenever she feels like it, and has a lot going on otherwise. I doubt Partridge would be flying his own plane about for the craic.
>> No. 63117 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 2:52 pm
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rule 34 vorderman https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Carol_Vorderman/1
>> No. 63118 YubYub
14th April 2019
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>63117
They missed a trick not photoshopping some of those to say 'cuntdown'.
>> No. 63122 Paedofag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:54 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63123 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:55 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63124 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:55 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63125 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:56 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63126 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:56 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63127 Ambulancelad
15th April 2019
Monday 8:57 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63128 Are Moaty
15th April 2019
Monday 8:58 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63129 Billbob
15th April 2019
Monday 8:58 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63130 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 8:59 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63136 Are Moaty
19th April 2019
Friday 12:06 am
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Vorderman on a train wearing a hat.
>> No. 63137 Searchfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Vorderman on a train without her hat.
>> No. 63138 Crabkiller
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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That's it.
>> No. 63139 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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That's an entire month of posting vorderman.
>> No. 63140 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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What now?
>> No. 63141 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Where do I go from here?
>> No. 63142 Moralfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:23 am
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What am I doing with my life?
>> No. 63143 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:39 am
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>>63140

You can't stop now. This thread ends when either you or Vorderman are dead.
>> No. 63144 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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>>63143
Vorderman died when she abandoned Whiteley to the wolves.
>> No. 63145 Ambulancelad
19th April 2019
Friday 2:30 pm
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>>63140
Take the bank holiday off, kid, you've earnt it.
>> No. 63927 Ambulancelad
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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Vorderman's funbags.
>> No. 63928 Paedofag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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Funbag's vorderman.
>> No. 63929 R4GE
14th August 2019
Wednesday 11:40 pm
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she looks like she'd let you touched them if you asked her
>> No. 63930 Auntiefucker
15th August 2019
Thursday 6:40 am
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>>63929
Only if she could post on Twitter about it.

I thought I'd scroll through her Tweets to see what I'd missed since stopping the daily vorderman updates in April, but I'd been doing it for about 20 minutes and still hadn't made it to the start of her posts in August so I gave up.
>> No. 63964 Moralfag
16th August 2019
Friday 1:07 am
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>>63929

Nah, she looks like she'd ask you first, she'd be at your mums for a little get together, and after a couple of glasses of rosé she'd start making pointed comments about how you've grown up these last few years, talking openly about her sex life after the divorce and of course, her new boobs. She'd see that her comments weren't being appreciated by your mum but that would only encourage her. Eventually she'd corner you in the kitchen, and ask if you'd like to touch them. You'd oblige, of course, and say something daft like "oh they're very convincing" - something that you know for sure would put a girl your own age right off, but you'd be surprised here that she just laughs and thanks you. Your mum would walk in just after and ask you to go get something from upstairs or help out elsewhere in the house.

When you return you'd sense the slightly frosty atmosphere but you'd still see that glint in her eye. You'd know then that though it might not happen that night, she has plans for you, and over the course of a couple of months a few fleeting but escalating encounters and before you know it, you're learning things about yourself and about women you never thought possible. Deep down inside both of you is the dark shared secret that the most erotic thing about what you're doing is how much it would piss off your parents and maybe her kids, probably your age too. You don't know how this will end, and frankly you don't care - maybe you'll be caught, found out, maybe she'll spill it as a way to win an argument with her ex or your mother or someone, but again, that only adds to the fun, the excitement. You still see the girl from school you sometimes meet up with, and this is when you start to realise that actually, despite her enthusiasm and energy, she just can't give you what the older woman can. You know you'll never be with the latter, not 'together' - you're naive but not stupid. So you enjoy it while it lasts, take it all in, and then one day it ends, but for a long time after that you're a new man - or just a man, finally.

Years later you look back and wonder if the experience didn't actually damage you, make you into the womaniser you became - did this forbidden fruit handed to you on a platter start you off on the egocentric journey of being so convinced you could have any woman you wanted that you actually projected that out into the world? Was she the reason you proudly claimed you didn't believe in love, until you finally realised how lonely you were in your late twenties? Was this encounter the catalyst for your entire personality - you certainly weren't as cock sure and confident before it happened? You sit awake, late at night, looking at your girlfriend, appreciably younger than you, but not the twenty or more years of that one dirty secret all that time ago, and you wonder if that was really the turning point for you, the event that shaped your life - would you be a different person if you'd never touched those boobs? Would you regret it, be bitter and alone still, but without all those women to comfort you along the way? Or would you be married, have kids, be happy? Is it healthy to even entertain the idea of one 'relationship' shaping your life, one adult showing you something you shouldn't have seen, or shown you far too soon?

And then you look at the tits on Carol, get hard just thinking about what she'd do to you, and you'd do to her, rip another line and lie back for a good, long wank. Because in the end, you don't really care how you feel, or how you ended up the way that you are - you just think that's what you're supposed to do. What normal people would do.
>> No. 63965 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 1:13 am
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>>63964

You are Russell Brand and I claim my £5.
>> No. 63967 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 1:20 am
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>>63964
hello darkness my old friend...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKa_cLSeg8
>> No. 64000 Moralfag
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:07 pm
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I'd wager real money that >>63964 is still a virgin
>> No. 64002 YubYub
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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>>64000

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? SHOW YOUR WORKING.

how did he know
>> No. 64003 Are Moaty
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:47 pm
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>>64002

No-one who's had proper sex with a woman puts that much effort into typing a dirty fantasy on a pokey little imageboard.

Now ask me about my theory of why Ed Sheeran is obviously a virgin...the logic on that one is even more sound!
>> No. 64004 Crabkiller
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:57 pm
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>>64003

The fact you read that as a fantasy rather than psychological trauma is a bit telling.

And Eds a virgin because he's fucking minging
>> No. 64005 Samefag
19th August 2019
Monday 10:25 am
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>>64004

No, he's a virgin because he did an entire song about losing his virginity. Everyone knows that only lads who haven't actually had sex go on about how they're definitely not virgins, like Jay off the Inbetweeners.
>> No. 64016 Samefag
24th August 2019
Saturday 3:06 am
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i'm a pedo but i'd would definitely consider having sex with her
>> No. 64520 Anonymous
21st December 2019
Saturday 8:18 pm
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Last vorderman of the year, lads.
>> No. 64847 Crabkiller
28th January 2020
Tuesday 7:22 am
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Ridiculous tits for a weather presenter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hjWqQ3BagY
>> No. 64848 YubYub
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:11 pm
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>>64847
It's been raining old ladies and sticks, and Carol loves numbers.

Two big ones please Carol.
>> No. 64849 Crabkiller
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:27 pm
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>>64848
>TWO BIG ONES PLEASE CAROL

I like the way the cameraman hones in on them at the end of this.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1221427256335183872
>> No. 64850 Auntiefucker
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>>64847
...did she say 'scorchio'?
>> No. 64851 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:55 pm
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>>64850
Might as well of. Its not like Welsh is a real language.
>> No. 64853 Billbob
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:31 pm
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What are her knockers like sans bra and top? Big boobs look fantastic in clothes but when they take their clothes off they're often all saggy and floppy. True connoisseurs prefer smaller boobs.
>> No. 64857 Moralfag
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:52 pm
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>>64853
>TRUE CONNOISSEURS PREFER SMALLER BOOBS.

These paedo word filters are getting weird.
>> No. 64861 R4GE
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:29 pm
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>>64853

Given the amount of work she's had done, I'd wager that they're MILF pornstar tier - perfectly round, with a slightly offputting accumulation of scar tissue.
>> No. 64863 Samefag
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:39 pm
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>>64861
And slightly gravity defying and a bit too pert.

Most tits that have been done look fine in clothes, but terrible with them off.
>> No. 64864 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 7:03 am
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>>64853
Like a pair of Christmas puds strapped to her chest.
>> No. 65035 YubYub
8th March 2020
Sunday 12:05 pm
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MORNING LADS
>> No. 65036 Ambulancelad
8th March 2020
Sunday 12:29 pm
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>>64853

Ha. really. you're like a "real alre" snob who has only just discovered hobgoblin, mate.

true connoisseurs know it's all about the booty, and the tits can be whatever size they like. as long as they have a big fat bum to smother my face with i couldn't give a shit.
>> No. 65037 Auntiefucker
8th March 2020
Sunday 1:50 pm
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>>65036
You calling are Vorderman a fuckn hobgoblin mate?
>> No. 65038 Crabkiller
8th March 2020
Sunday 1:56 pm
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>>65035
I'd like to nuzzle and nibble on those heaving synthetic masterpieces while she reads me Where the Wild Things Are and feeds me Farleys Rusks. I may or may not be wearing a fursuit.
>> No. 65039 Moralfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 2:56 pm
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>>65038

Plastic gets a lot of criticism these days, but I'm a big fan.
>> No. 65040 Are Moaty
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:07 pm
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>>65039
She's fine as long as she doesn't opt for an ocean burial.
>> No. 65041 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:16 pm
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>>65040
Would it even count as a burial with four massive buoyancy aides?
>> No. 65042 Billbob
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:30 pm
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>>65041
Four tits, you say? Be still my throbbing cock.
>> No. 65043 Samefag
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:36 pm
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>>65042
Two of them are on her arse.
>> No. 65044 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>>65043
Two from the top, two from the bottom, and two from anywhere else.
>> No. 65045 Searchfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>>65043
Well god dayum.
>> No. 65046 R4GE
8th March 2020
Sunday 5:17 pm
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Would nipples on an arse be an improvement or not? Arsetits.
>> No. 65047 Moralfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 6:35 pm
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>>65046
No.
>> No. 65048 YubYub
8th March 2020
Sunday 6:44 pm
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>>65046
Yes.
>> No. 65049 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>65046
I just asked two online Magic Eight Balls and they both said "It is decidedly so", I beg to differ but apparently I'm outvoted. Case closed.
>> No. 65093 Searchfag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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TATERS.
>> No. 65095 Paedofag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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>>65046
Definitely not
>> No. 65096 R4GE
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:29 pm
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>>65093
>TATERS
Precious.
>> No. 65098 Samefag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:49 pm
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>>65096

I've watched the entire trilogy three times this week, I ended up talking about the parallel between that and my life to my counsellor, and now I'm seeing it here.
>> No. 65100 Samefag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:55 pm
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>>65098
The taters song has ruined LOTR for me. The moment I hear "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew" I lose all sense of immersion.
>> No. 65201 Moralfag
3rd April 2020
Friday 11:09 pm
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Get your pencils out, lads. Vorderman has started teaching maths online:
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It's for ages 4-12 years but I reckon we could give those kids are run for their money on the medal count if we all work together.
>> No. 65202 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 11:25 pm
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>>65201
4-12 years? I could probably finish all the sums in that video in 9 months tops
>> No. 65409 Auntiefucker
19th May 2020
Tuesday 12:04 am
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Fucking hell I went on her twitters to see if she'd been posting any pics of her accentuating her breasts but she's just sharing pictures of kids doing her maths thing. Nobody wants to see that.
>> No. 65410 R4GE
19th May 2020
Tuesday 12:51 pm
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>>65201

VORDERMAN'S GAMMY EYE IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT IN THAT THUMBNAIL.
>> No. 65536 Auntiefucker
25th May 2020
Monday 11:29 pm
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She's finally at it again.
>> No. 65765 R4GE
21st June 2020
Sunday 8:40 am
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Nutella Vorderman.
>> No. 65766 YubYub
22nd June 2020
Monday 11:32 am
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I love everything about this, please continue.
>> No. 65787 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 11:26 pm
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Gender swap Vorderman.
>> No. 65788 YubYub
24th June 2020
Wednesday 12:58 am
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>>65787

Vorderman man
>> No. 65789 YubYub
24th June 2020
Wednesday 4:04 am
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>>65787
Fucks sake that is just odd.
>> No. 65964 Anonymous
7th July 2020
Tuesday 5:49 pm
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They should rename the daily express the daily Vorderman.
>> No. 65965 Crabkiller
7th July 2020
Tuesday 7:11 pm
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>>65964

I couldn't resist googling the top one. the conversation discussed within sounds like it could have been between two people from fucking neptune.

it's actually profoundly sad that there are people now who are essentially "on the dating scene" full time. they're so deep into it they've come up with all this sociology lingo, without ever considering if the reason nobody wants them is just that they're a cunt.

i've been on dating sites/apps a few times across the last six or seven years, and I'll always come across the same handful of faces who are still there, and always there, every time. i started fondly referring to them as "the usual suspects."
>> No. 65966 YubYub
7th July 2020
Tuesday 10:18 pm
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>>65965
If someone mentioned negging I'd assume they were on about hot beefy loadz.
>> No. 65967 YubYub
8th July 2020
Wednesday 4:02 am
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>>65966
You can get those all day long, no negging needed.
>> No. 66003 YubYub
11th July 2020
Saturday 7:46 pm
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>>65964

MAKES A CHANGE FROM PRINCESS DIANA, I SUPPOSE.
>> No. 66079 Ambulancelad
1st August 2020
Saturday 8:16 pm
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Normal service has resumed.
>> No. 66080 Paedofag
1st August 2020
Saturday 8:17 pm
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Vorderposting will continue.
>> No. 66081 Searchfag
1st August 2020
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>66079
She looks like she is about to topple over with the weight of them.
>> No. 66082 Ambulancelad
1st August 2020
Saturday 9:47 pm
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>>66079
>>66080

She'd look amazing as a natural mature woman.
>> No. 66132 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:03 pm
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She can't keep getting away with it.
>> No. 66133 Billbob
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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>> No. 66134 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:08 pm
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Fuck me how did I not know she was Welsh?
>> No. 66135 Crabkiller
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:10 pm
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>>66134
Because you were too busy looking at her bazungas.
>> No. 66239 R4GE
12th August 2020
Wednesday 2:08 am
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From the back again.
[yt]ERkuIJtEXlw[/]
>> No. 66240 Paedofag
12th August 2020
Wednesday 2:11 am
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>>66239
Bollocks. Lets try again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERkuIJtEXlw
>> No. 66245 Samefag
12th August 2020
Wednesday 4:40 am
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>>66240
There is a point in the video toward the end, where you can see an outline of the Spanx. I bet she is fucking suffocating. All a bit fake.
>> No. 66318 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:22 pm
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Toast Vorderman
>> No. 66319 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:23 pm
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Leathery trousers Vorderman
>> No. 66321 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:26 pm
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Vorderman trousers leathery
>> No. 66322 Billbob
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:26 pm
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Cameltoe vorderman
>> No. 66323 YubYub
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:27 pm
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Vordersmiles.
>> No. 66324 Are Moaty
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:28 pm
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>>66318
This is the best one I've seen of her for a while, except the eyebrows.

Glad to see she has a smart meter, but the yellow is on so probably has too many lights on. Whilst the Dualit is a fine toaster, the two-slot model shows that she isn't serious about toast.
>> No. 66325 Moralfag
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:33 pm
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>>66324
Vorders is in the pocket of smart meters.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1296455425496317952
>> No. 66402 Ambulancelad
25th August 2020
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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fat
>> No. 66403 Moralfag
25th August 2020
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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>>66402
I believe they use saline and silicone these days.
>> No. 66563 Samefag
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:01 pm
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Vorderburger
>> No. 66564 R4GE
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:01 pm
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Vordersquats
>> No. 66565 Ambulancelad
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:02 pm
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Vorderman
>> No. 66754 Samefag
25th September 2020
Friday 8:14 am
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Vorderman touching udders.
>> No. 66755 Auntiefucker
25th September 2020
Friday 8:14 am
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Udders touching Vorderman.
>> No. 66757 R4GE
25th September 2020
Friday 8:16 am
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Vordermilk.
>> No. 66758 Crabkiller
25th September 2020
Friday 8:17 am
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>> No. 66760 Auntiefucker
25th September 2020
Friday 8:28 am
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ALMOST STARKERS VORDERMAN
>> No. 66761 Ambulancelad
25th September 2020
Friday 8:32 am
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SPACE INVORDERS
>> No. 66766 Paedofag
25th September 2020
Friday 11:08 pm
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>>66760

YE GODS it's like she has two sets of hips

And now I want this
>> No. 66767 R4GE
25th September 2020
Friday 11:17 pm
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SKINTIGHT VORDERMAN
>> No. 66768 Moralfag
25th September 2020
Friday 11:20 pm
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NIPPY VORDERMAN
>> No. 66769 Billbob
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:39 am
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>>66768
Is it true that older women get drier down there, and you have to use lube? I have never been with an older woman. I can't imagine it. The oldest I have been with was 46 and it was well slippery down there.
>> No. 66770 Moralfag
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:49 am
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>>66768
Lads...

Lads.

I did it.

I love and cherished.

I love and cherished on britfags.

I drank alot of vodka and wanked to this...

It worked.

I am so confused.

It must be the trousers.

I scroll down to her trousers and lost my shit.

I need psychological help.

Psychoanalyse me please.
>> No. 66771 Billbob
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:50 am
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>>66770
The word-filter is amazing here.
>> No. 66772 R4GE
26th September 2020
Saturday 7:35 am
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>>66769

Vaginal dryness isn't unique to older women, but it tends to be more common after the menopause. Lube is the business - it can spare you all sorts of unpleasant chafing and having some to hand makes it easier to introduce the possibility of bum fun when she's all horned up.

Also [b]vorderbum[/i].
>> No. 66776 Are Moaty
26th September 2020
Saturday 11:20 pm
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>>66772
Ta for that, she never did owt for me until this one.
>> No. 66777 R4GE
27th September 2020
Sunday 7:24 am
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>> No. 66778 Ambulancelad
27th September 2020
Sunday 8:40 am
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RAUNCHY VORDERMAN
>> No. 66780 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:10 am
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>>66772
My best girl is late twenties, dry as a bone, with probably vaginismus to boot, and refuses to see a doctor. I'm tearing my hair out.
>> No. 66781 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:18 am
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>>66780
Up the bum, no harm done.
>> No. 66782 Are Moaty
28th September 2020
Monday 11:33 am
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>>66781
Yes harm done. I have a sensitive chap.
>> No. 66783 R4GE
28th September 2020
Monday 11:45 am
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>>66782
You're not meant to do dry anal.
>> No. 66784 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:50 am
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>>66780

I think it might be time to find a new lady friend.


>> No. 66785 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 11:56 am
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Wet Vorderman.
>> No. 66786 Auntiefucker
28th September 2020
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>66784
This is so off-putting.
>> No. 66787 Paedofag
28th September 2020
Monday 1:37 pm
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>>66786
Disagree, I think it's quite excellent.
>> No. 66788 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 1:41 pm
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>>66787
They don't seem very enthusiastic about it.
>> No. 66789 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 1:50 pm
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>>66784
Wet Ass Pussy implies a lubed up man purse ripe for dicking.

Wet-ass Pussy. Hyphenation matters.
>> No. 66790 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 2:16 pm
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>>66783
Not meant to do dry vag either. Doesn't matter, she doesn't get wet enough and seems to think lube should be applied to her inner thighs rather than internally. My banjo string has had enough.
>> No. 66791 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 2:19 pm
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>>66790

You can have a go on my wet ass-pussy if you like.
>> No. 66792 Ambulancelad
28th September 2020
Monday 2:51 pm
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>>66790
Wait. If she doesn't get wet, doesn't that mean she is not into you? Basically, you can't get her juices flowing? I'm pretty sure Leonardo Dicaprio would make her wet.
>> No. 66793 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 3:00 pm
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>>66792

That or she's just frigid.
>> No. 66796 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 4:00 pm
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>>66792
>>66793
Thanks for the usual hilarious crypto-fisherperson joke along with its 1970s rejoinder but I think I know her well enough to genuinely believe she has a medical issue. She has pain with tampons and pap smears too.
>> No. 66797 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 5:29 pm
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>>66796

This is an /iq/ thread about Carol Vorderman's lady lumps. Feel free to start an /emo/ thread if you want a serious discussion of your frigid bird's dessicated minge.
>> No. 66798 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 6:00 pm
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>>66797
RESTORING
>> No. 66799 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 6:02 pm
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>>66798
>> No. 66800 Are Moaty
28th September 2020
Monday 7:17 pm
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>>66798
Why does she come off kind of desperate?
>> No. 66801 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 7:19 pm
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>>66800
Because she is? The entire thread is a cry for help.
>> No. 66802 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 7:27 pm
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>>66801
But why? She looks like she had a good career, and all looks okay. Why the desperation?

I would be happy to retire somewhere warm, if I made bank and became a D list celebrity.
>> No. 66803 Paedofag
28th September 2020
Monday 7:44 pm
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>>66800

She's a sexually confident older woman, which our patriarchal society codes as desperate. We're all fine with the idea that a wealthy middle-aged man might choose to spend his time dicking about in a light aircraft and shagging loads of younger women, but we can't accept it when the genders are reversed.

Also she's had a bit too much botox around her eyes, which makes her smile look forced and insincere.
>> No. 66804 Billbob
28th September 2020
Monday 7:53 pm
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>>66803
You make it sound like she is dicking around in a light aircraft and shagging loads of younger men, which, I don't think is happening. She wouldn't come off desperate in that scenario.
>> No. 66805 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>66800
I actually disagree, she comes across as the kind of geek who was ugly / ignored early in her life and is now blooming as a sexually confident older woman.

More power to her, and her >>66798 cameltoe.
>> No. 66806 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 8:16 pm
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>>66800

Because when your entire career is basically being eye candy but with brains, and you start to internalise and enjoy the fact you're an example of sexual attractiveness personified, it can be hard to let go of as you age and invariably lose that aspect of yourself.

This is why people who have always been kind of ugly age more gracefully and tend not to end up going off the rails with surgery or what have you. they never had that dopamine hit of being the hottest person in a room, they have only very rarely, and briefly, if ever, experienced the rush of egotistical validation someone's absolute and unquestioning sexual adoration can give you- so they don't miss it.

>>66803

bollocks. when a middle aged man does that, there will always be just as many people who see him as a sleazy old creep, as there are people who see him as a lad in his prime reaping the rewards.

there are no real double standards in sexual attitudes, in reality it goes both ways, and it more or less entirely just depends who you ask. some people are just against promiscuity in general, some people are in favour of it, and they each have their own bias in regards to how it should apply to gender- Generally it's the people who can't get laid that claim the double standard is against their side.
>> No. 66807 Ambulancelad
28th September 2020
Monday 8:20 pm
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>>66804



https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/carol-vorderman-talks-love-life-22555498
>> No. 66808 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 8:23 pm
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Catsuit Vorderman.
>> No. 66809 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 8:26 pm
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Cameltoe Vorderman.
>> No. 66823 Paedofag
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:30 pm
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Vorderman in snowdonia.
>> No. 66825 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:45 pm
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>>66823
Vordonia?
>> No. 66827 YubYub
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>66823

From the thumbnail, I thought she was flipping the bird at a hill.
>> No. 66830 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:04 pm
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>>66827
>> No. 66831 Searchfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:05 pm
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>>66830

10/10, would kek again.
>> No. 66834 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:49 pm
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>>66830
Why have you made her breasts smaller?
>> No. 66835 Samefag
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:56 pm
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>>66834
You're imagining it lad.
>> No. 66836 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 2:55 pm
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>>66831
There are some lines that must be drawn and "kek" is one of them.
>> No. 66837 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:03 pm
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>>66835
I am very perceptive to Carol's Vorderman.
>> No. 66838 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:08 pm
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>>66837
I promise I didn't do anything to her breasts, you can overlay the images if you want.
>> No. 66839 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:17 pm
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>>66838
>I PROMISE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER BREASTS

WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?
>> No. 66840 Moralfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:53 pm
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>>66839
Now wait a minute! You can't talk like that to me!
>> No. 66841 Crabkiller
2nd October 2020
Friday 5:30 pm
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>>66836

What about "butter keks"?
>> No. 66842 Are Moaty
2nd October 2020
Friday 5:45 pm
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>>66841
Acceptable.
>> No. 66843 Paedofag
2nd October 2020
Friday 6:33 pm
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>>66841
Never heard of that foreign muck. For me the only acceptable keks are the ones you cack when you're terrified.
>> No. 66844 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 6:43 pm
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>>66843
I'm sure they used to be called kegs.
>> No. 66845 YubYub
2nd October 2020
Friday 8:47 pm
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>>66836


>> No. 66846 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:25 pm
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Vulnerable vorderman
>> No. 66847 Searchfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>66845
Yes we're aware.
>> No. 66848 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>66846

That's a challenging wank.
>> No. 66850 YubYub
3rd October 2020
Saturday 6:47 pm
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Vorderorse and cart.
>> No. 67073 Moralfag
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:34 pm
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Helicopter vorderman
>> No. 67074 Moralfag
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:35 pm
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Poppy wearing Vorderman in a helicopter.
>> No. 67075 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:35 pm
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Vorderman in heels.
>> No. 67103 Anonymous
26th October 2020
Monday 1:39 pm
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Vordertongue.
>> No. 67104 Samefag
26th October 2020
Monday 1:42 pm
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>>67103
VordE-girl
>> No. 67105 Are Moaty
26th October 2020
Monday 1:53 pm
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>>67103
Isn't that COSPLAY-VORDER?
>> No. 67106 Crabkiller
26th October 2020
Monday 1:57 pm
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>>67105
I think it's poorly photoshopped vorders. I don't think the eyelash should be in front of the hair like that.
>> No. 67107 Anonymous
26th October 2020
Monday 2:37 pm
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>>67106

Snap filter innit.
>> No. 67130 Anonymous
30th October 2020
Friday 7:26 pm
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This arse is literally ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1321562414177988611
>> No. 67134 YubYub
31st October 2020
Saturday 9:18 pm
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Spooky Vorderman.
>> No. 67135 R4GE
31st October 2020
Saturday 9:19 pm
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Vorderman sticking her tongue out again.
>> No. 67136 Are Moaty
31st October 2020
Saturday 10:33 pm
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>>67135
>> No. 67137 YubYub
31st October 2020
Saturday 10:42 pm
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>>67136
This is not a flattering look for anyone in my opinion. I think it's called "Aghedo"? Something like that, but I really don't think Carol should be at it.
>> No. 67138 Auntiefucker
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:29 pm
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her fanny is a like a fishermans big bucket full of eels.
>> No. 67139 Samefag
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:56 pm
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>>67137
It's 'ahegao' and she's not doing it right. I used to quite like it but Belle Delphine (aka Gamer Girl bathwater hawker) has ruined it for me.
>> No. 67141 Anonymous
1st November 2020
Sunday 1:17 am
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>>67139
I find it odd that you liked it, personally I just think it looks like they have a neurological condition, but quite funny that you feel Delphine's taken the art out of it or something. Each to their own.
>> No. 67142 Are Moaty
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:35 am
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>>67137
>AGHEDO

Push pineapple shake the tree
>> No. 67143 Searchfag
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:55 am
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>>67139
>she's not doing it right
She's not, I photoshopped her eyes. You can tell because they appear to have seams.
>> No. 67144 Ambulancelad
1st November 2020
Sunday 10:46 am
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I had a dream that I was Carol's toyboy. I kept secretly filming us having sex - her dream tits and arse were horrifying, like Christmas puddings. Anyways, most of the dream was spent trying to figure out how to upload the videos to the Internet without making it look like I hadn't done it and could go "I woz hacked." in the end I flew to America, bought a laptop and did it using mobile data.
>> No. 67145 Billbob
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:02 pm
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Pride of Britain Vorderman.
>> No. 67146 Ambulancelad
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:03 pm
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Vorderman with someone, possibly paloma faith?
>> No. 67147 Are Moaty
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:09 pm
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Vorderman and her children.
>> No. 67154 Auntiefucker
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:42 pm
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>>67145

I'd watch it, but I wouldn't feel right wanking with all those war heroes and sick kiddies around.
>> No. 67176 Are Moaty
5th November 2020
Thursday 6:48 am
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The absolute state of Vorderman.
>> No. 67177 Samefag
5th November 2020
Thursday 8:39 am
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>>67176

I'd mince her pies
>> No. 67179 Auntiefucker
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:20 am
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>>67176
Something something emptying a sack?
>> No. 67180 Billbob
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:24 am
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>>67176

She can hang her stockings on my mantlepiece IYKWIM.
>> No. 67181 Crabkiller
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:51 am
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>>67176
I'D PUT MINCE PIES AND SHERRY OUT FOR HER IYKWIM.
>> No. 67182 Anonymous
5th November 2020
Thursday 11:57 am
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Oh Carol, when i see you on Countdown, I have to pull my pants down, and pop a finger in my brown...
>> No. 67193 Billbob
6th November 2020
Friday 1:04 pm
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Vordermong.
>> No. 67194 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 1:05 pm
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Vorderman struggling to get her coat over her massive chebs.
>> No. 67195 Auntiefucker
6th November 2020
Friday 1:06 pm
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Vorderman with her coat over her massive chebs.
>> No. 67202 Paedofag
6th November 2020
Friday 6:17 pm
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>>67195
Hey, that's my local BBC News' weather reporter.
>> No. 67205 Auntiefucker
6th November 2020
Friday 7:11 pm
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>>67202
Carol is owain's fag hag.
>> No. 67208 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>67193

Those leather-bound books though.
>> No. 67209 Are Moaty
6th November 2020
Friday 7:53 pm
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>>67208
Books-by-the-foot. They'll be all old accountancy ledgers.
>> No. 67509 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:29 pm
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Carol's almost gone a month without posting something showing off her assets. I think this is the first time that's happened since starting the thread.
>> No. 67510 Paedofag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:32 pm
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>>67509

She's too busy for all that, the dirty mare.
>> No. 67511 Samefag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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>>67510
The blur makes her worryingly look like my mum.
>> No. 67512 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:53 pm
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>>67511

Is your mum single?
>> No. 67513 Auntiefucker
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:56 pm
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>>67512
No, but my dad is definitely punching with her.
>> No. 67525 Searchfag
25th November 2020
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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>>67509
She's dead
>> No. 67543 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 7:15 pm
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Carol Vorderman with my future wife.
>> No. 67600 R4GE
4th December 2020
Friday 9:29 am
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Vorderman from the side[boob]
>> No. 67651 Moralfag
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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Vorderman on location.
>> No. 67652 Auntiefucker
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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Vorderman with a trainee fighter pilot.
>> No. 67662 Paedofag
10th December 2020
Thursday 10:44 pm
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I don't know if it's desperation or not, but I'd actually now like to grab Carol Vorderman's meaty arse and have away in the sex IYKWIM.
>> No. 67695 Paedofag
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:14 pm
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Vorderman with a new fringe.
>> No. 67696 R4GE
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:22 pm
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Vorderman's commissioned portrait of herself.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1338056577320939522
>> No. 67697 Anonymous
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:25 pm
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>>67696
Dream or nightmare, I don't know, but I'm seeing that in my sleep tonight.
>> No. 67732 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 10:50 am
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Vorderman from the front.
>> No. 67733 Moralfag
21st December 2020
Monday 10:50 am
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Vorderman from the rear.
>> No. 67734 Ambulancelad
21st December 2020
Monday 4:03 pm
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>>67695
>ESTABLISHED 1981

YOU WISH, CAROL.
>> No. 67735 R4GE
21st December 2020
Monday 5:43 pm
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>>67732
That TV programme makes no sense whatsoever, and if it wasn't on straight after Strictly, nobody would ever watch it.
>> No. 67736 Moralfag
21st December 2020
Monday 9:15 pm
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>>67733
Few can afforderman.
>> No. 67737 Samefag
21st December 2020
Monday 9:20 pm
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>>67736
AUDIBLE GUFFAWDERMAN
>> No. 67738 Anonymous
22nd December 2020
Tuesday 3:31 pm
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>>67737

POTY
>> No. 67749 Moralfag
26th December 2020
Saturday 10:48 pm
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Drunk vorders at Christmas.
>> No. 67750 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:14 pm
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>>67749

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR AUNTY CAROL, SHE GETS A BIT TOUCHY-FEELY WHEN SHE'S BEEN AT THE ADVOCAAT.
>> No. 67751 YubYub
29th December 2020
Tuesday 5:20 am
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>>67750
BRB, stocking up on advocaat.
>> No. 67752 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 9:39 am
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>>67749
She's starting to look a little Bogdanoff there.
>> No. 67753 Crabkiller
29th December 2020
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>67752
Wait until you see what she has done to her boobies.
>> No. 67754 YubYub
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:34 pm
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>>67753
I expect she has nipples like Marty Feldman's eyes.
>> No. 67755 Searchfag
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:51 pm
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>>67754
Rotting underground in a Los Angeles memorial park?
>> No. 67756 Crabkiller
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:58 pm
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>>67755
I'd have thought eyes would be one of the first things to decompose.
>> No. 67771 Crabkiller
1st January 2021
Friday 3:06 pm
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First Vorderman of the year, lads.
>> No. 67772 Billbob
1st January 2021
Friday 6:45 pm
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>>67771

The interest on my wank bank account is frankly scandalous. Happy New Year, VorderLads.
>> No. 67782 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 6:26 pm
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Vorderman's nostrils.
>> No. 67783 Billbob
10th January 2021
Sunday 8:52 pm
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I HEARD SHE IS A MEMBER OF A SUPERNATIONAL SECRET GOVERNMENT, THE NEW WORLD ORDERMAN.
>> No. 67784 YubYub
11th January 2021
Monday 2:34 am
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>>67783
I'd let her bring the great reset, iykwim.
>> No. 67785 Searchfag
11th January 2021
Monday 10:41 am
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Starting to get a bit worried about this appearing on /sfw/.
>> No. 67786 Moralfag
11th January 2021
Monday 10:55 am
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>>67785
It's fine, she's done kids TV.
>> No. 67787 YubYub
11th January 2021
Monday 11:56 am
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>>67785
Not our fault if fully clothed pictures of Vorderman are getting you hot under the collar.
>> No. 67840 Auntiefucker
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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Cardboarderman.
>> No. 67841 Paedofag
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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Vorderman near a shed.
>> No. 67842 Paedofag
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:46 pm
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>>67841
VORDERmod
>> No. 67865 Moralfag
22nd January 2021
Friday 9:13 am
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Post-workout Vorderman.
>> No. 67870 Are Moaty
22nd January 2021
Friday 3:24 pm
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There's a whole 90 minutes of Vorderman on BBC iPlayer right now. Some top notch wardrobe choices on display.
>> No. 67873 Are Moaty
23rd January 2021
Saturday 2:37 pm
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Vorderman in cashmere
>> No. 67874 Crabkiller
23rd January 2021
Saturday 3:16 pm
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These are starting to get samey. Where are the ones of Vorderman playing Guitar Hero? with an M1 Garand? Vorderman having a nervous breakdown?
>> No. 67876 Ambulancelad
24th January 2021
Sunday 3:20 am
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>>67874
You know what else is samey? heroin. And heroin doesn't need improving.

Though I wouldn't be averse to seeing vordz posing with old weaponry.
>> No. 67877 Ambulancelad
24th January 2021
Sunday 12:59 pm
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Fluffy vorders.
>> No. 67925 Samefag
26th January 2021
Tuesday 8:58 pm
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Pilot Vorderman.
>> No. 68003 Moralfag
6th February 2021
Saturday 3:39 pm
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Vorders wants the 30th of April to be known as captain Tom day and for all of us to celebrate his birthday.
>> No. 68004 R4GE
6th February 2021
Saturday 3:45 pm
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>>68003

Why do people do and say these absurd things, what is it really about? Do they just want people to think they are nice? Or are they really just that profoundly short sighted.
>> No. 68009 Are Moaty
8th February 2021
Monday 1:34 am
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>>68004
If you see someone quoted in the paper they have been paid to say whatever they are saying. So a better question would be "why is it profitable to get people to do and say these absurd things?". The answer would probably be profoundly depressing though.
>> No. 68010 Billbob
8th February 2021
Monday 8:27 am
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Alright, which one of you submitted this?
>> No. 68011 Searchfag
8th February 2021
Monday 9:10 am
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>>68004
This sort of comment is "on brand" for Vorderman.
>> No. 68012 Anonymous
8th February 2021
Monday 11:45 am
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My birthday is now Captain Tom day.

Also the day Hitler topped himself.

Fantastic.
>> No. 68013 Are Moaty
8th February 2021
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>68012
They should make a statue of Tom's zimmer rolling over Hitler's body, with the empty bottle of poison in his hand.
>> No. 68014 Samefag
8th February 2021
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>68009

Is the answer on the whole we are a bunch of knee jerk emotional apes and no one is going to speak any sanity because they will instantly be reductively branded as just a insensitive edgelord.

We are doomed as a species.
>> No. 68015 Paedofag
8th February 2021
Monday 7:26 pm
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>Man charged in Lanark over Captain Sir Tom Moore tweet

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-55986646

You LADS are fucking in for it now. The rozzers are gonna kick your door down for not being patriotic enough about captain Tom.
>> No. 68016 Samefag
8th February 2021
Monday 7:28 pm
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She's started posting videos instead of pictures. Her tits are fucking ridiculous in this one.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1358767660251635713
>> No. 68017 Moralfag
8th February 2021
Monday 8:05 pm
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>>68015
>The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn.

Why is Scotland such a fucking joke when it comes to policing speech?
>> No. 68018 Anonymous
8th February 2021
Monday 8:39 pm
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>>68015
I never understand why Scottish act like they're one of our many put-upon and battered about colonies? Those fuckers were right there with us and the Union was their sodding idea.
>> No. 68019 Auntiefucker
8th February 2021
Monday 9:13 pm
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>>68018
I guess it's a necessity in living with the contradiction of being a flag waving nationalist while considering yourself an internationalist.
>> No. 68020 Ambulancelad
8th February 2021
Monday 10:22 pm
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Lads, fuck off out the Vorderman thread with your tedious pontificating.
>> No. 68021 Auntiefucker
9th February 2021
Tuesday 12:53 am
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>The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn.

On the scale of offensive that is not offensive. The porridgewogs are truly slipping into authoritarian nationalist state if this isn't thrown out.
>> No. 68023 Samefag
9th February 2021
Tuesday 2:11 am
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>>68015

Wait until they hear about the Wolfetones.
>> No. 68024 Anonymous
9th February 2021
Tuesday 11:04 am
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I propose a Scottish containment thread because britfa is going to be approaching 2014 levels of tedium following the May election and it would be best kept in a single thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLcnwJ_B8M
>> No. 68053 Paedofag
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:37 pm
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Vorderman all in black.
>> No. 68054 Are Moaty
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:38 pm
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Vorderman ready for the rugby.
>> No. 68056 Anonymous
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:32 pm
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This is the degree of apparent narcisism i do not want to engage with. Who'd take so many photos of themselves? Is it a part of her career to be so visible? Imagine being around a person like this.
>> No. 68057 Paedofag
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:40 pm
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>>68056
This is what decades of prosecco does to a woman.
>> No. 68058 R4GE
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:40 pm
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>>68056

The idea of a camwhore who can do your tax returns is really appealing though.
>> No. 68059 Are Moaty
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:42 pm
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>>68056
She posts these on Social media because they create revenue, but some of them are paparazzi or red carpet photos. She is promoting the Carol Vorderman brand, the more views and interaction it gets the more money she gets from Instagram and companies who want her to wear their clothes or advertise their products.

Whether she enjoys the attention or irrelevant, it's pure marketing. You're projecting. May as well say "imagine being around a famous person"

Do you not know how Instagram works?
>> No. 68060 Searchfag
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:58 pm
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>> No. 68061 Crabkiller
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:09 pm
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>>68059

>Do you not know how Instagram works?

I think I speak for many of here when I say "no, and nor do I particularly want to."

She's famous innit basically covers everything otherlad needed to know. it worked exactly the same way before social media, it's just more aggressive now.
>> No. 68062 YubYub
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:16 pm
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>>68056
The Vord works in mysterious ways.
>> No. 68063 YubYub
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:21 pm
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>>68062
Bord is the Vord.
>> No. 68064 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 3:36 pm
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>>68056


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU

Welcome to the world we have been living in since the invention of social media and the camera phone. I don't think either of them are responsible, for the problem it is clearly something in the human condition, but it is definitely enabling it in an unprecedented way.

#betterlifethanyours
>> No. 68065 Ambulancelad
15th February 2021
Monday 5:50 pm
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A female countdown host! Female!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56069675
>> No. 68066 R4GE
15th February 2021
Monday 8:07 pm
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>>68065
I reckon the rules of the game are the Weakest Link, Ann Robeson
>> No. 68067 Ambulancelad
15th February 2021
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>68065
Fucking hell she looks like something out of Star Trek.
>> No. 68068 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 10:19 pm
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>>68065
She's not even the first female host they've had.
>> No. 68069 Anonymous
15th February 2021
Monday 10:23 pm
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>>68068
Des lynam was a man.
>> No. 68070 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 10:25 pm
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>>68069
How do you know? Have you seen his cock?
>> No. 68073 Are Moaty
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:39 am
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>>68070

Twice-nightly Whiteley had a massive wang, but I have it on good authority that Des O'Connor was a eunuch. Completely smooth down there, like an Action Man.
>> No. 68074 R4GE
16th February 2021
Tuesday 8:40 am
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>>68070
Obscured by moustache.
>> No. 68080 Paedofag
16th February 2021
Tuesday 9:40 am
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Just read that Anne Robinson is going to host Countdown. Christ.
>> No. 68082 Billbob
16th February 2021
Tuesday 9:48 am
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Oh that's what you were all discussing further up. My apologies for not doing my homework.
>> No. 68088 Ambulancelad
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:42 pm
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>>68082
Understandable to get discombobulated by Carol's bazungas.
>> No. 68089 Crabkiller
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:43 pm
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Muddy shoes Vorderman.
>> No. 68092 Auntiefucker
16th February 2021
Tuesday 1:08 pm
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>>68089

Dogging vorderman?
>> No. 68097 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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>>68092
Vorderdog.
>> No. 68102 Crabkiller
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:36 am
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Vorderman showing off her abs.
>> No. 68103 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:39 am
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>>68102

Jesus. She can't be that far off starting an OnlyFans.
>> No. 68104 YubYub
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:45 am
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>>68103
We're pretty much there already.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1362081060981530632
>> No. 68135 Anonymous
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:32 pm
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Vorderman in a hoodie.
>> No. 68136 Searchfag
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:33 pm
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Vorderman goose-stepping one way.
>> No. 68137 Samefag
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:33 pm
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Vorderman goose-stepping the other way.
>> No. 68167 Are Moaty
24th February 2021
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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Vordermask.
>> No. 68168 Anonymous
24th February 2021
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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Vordermask with stains on her chest.
>> No. 68170 Auntiefucker
26th February 2021
Friday 6:20 pm
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Vorderman on the way to get her vaccine.
>> No. 68171 Ambulancelad
26th February 2021
Friday 6:20 pm
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Vorderman mid-jab.
>> No. 68172 Samefag
27th February 2021
Saturday 2:46 am
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>> No. 68177 Auntiefucker
1st March 2021
Monday 4:55 pm
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>>68171

WOUDNT MIND STICKING HER WITH MY LITTLE PRICK IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> No. 68178 R4GE
1st March 2021
Monday 5:08 pm
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How long has Carol been hiding her weird tooth from us?

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1366378584386985986
>> No. 68179 Searchfag
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 2:39 pm
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wait, you guys don't really want to bone her, right?

it's just a joke, isn't it?
>> No. 68180 Are Moaty
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 2:43 pm
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>>68179
There have been 459 posts of salaciously-captioned images of her, what do you think?
>> No. 68181 Ambulancelad
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 3:04 pm
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>>68180
You need to add five to that. The 459 is the number of posts not visible from /iq/ unless you open the thread; the final five are visible so that's 464.
>> No. 68182 Are Moaty
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 4:10 pm
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>>68179
>guys
>bone
Naff of yank teenlad.
>> No. 68213 R4GE
9th March 2021
Tuesday 3:33 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for a walk.
>> No. 68214 Are Moaty
9th March 2021
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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Vorderman listening to an audiobook.
>> No. 68237 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Cheeky reflection Vorderman.
>> No. 68238 Paedofag
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Dyed hair Vorderman.
>> No. 68239 Moralfag
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:14 pm
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Calorie conundrum Vorderman.
>> No. 68240 Auntiefucker
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:40 pm
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If this thread must be updated regularly can we please have the hide button fixed? I'm developing a deep seated hatred for her from seeing Vorderman’s latest non exploit every other day.
>> No. 68243 Searchfag
12th March 2021
Friday 1:42 am
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>>68240
I think you just hate strong sexy pensioners. carpet-baggerry of the highest order.
>> No. 68245 Moralfag
12th March 2021
Friday 7:04 am
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>>68243

I think I have seen more pictures of Carol Voderman in the last year than all of my friends and family combined now I hate her. It is like having your autistic mate not shut up about their special hobby after a while you are truly sick of it.
>> No. 68246 Paedofag
12th March 2021
Friday 7:30 am
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>>68245
Look at her bum, no harm done.
>> No. 68247 R4GE
12th March 2021
Friday 7:38 am
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>>68246

I'd rather be dead than see this thread.
>> No. 68248 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 7:41 am
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>>68247
Admire the vorde horde, you won't get bored.
>> No. 68263 Paedofag
12th March 2021
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>68248
HE WHO ABHORRED THE VORD SHALL BE PUT T'WARD THE SWORD.
>> No. 68264 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 8:15 pm
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>>68263
Her Christmas puds are certainly not duds.
>> No. 68265 YubYub
12th March 2021
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>68264
is this one of those tests to see if I'm a northener?
>> No. 68276 Samefag
13th March 2021
Saturday 7:34 pm
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Carol has balsamic vinger on her chippy chips.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1370438465599504389/photo/1
>> No. 68278 Crabkiller
13th March 2021
Saturday 9:09 pm
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>>68276
BET IT'S NOT THE PROPER STUFF.
>> No. 68279 YubYub
13th March 2021
Saturday 9:27 pm
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>>68276
That looks delicious though.
>> No. 68281 YubYub
14th March 2021
Sunday 6:03 pm
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What did the witness say to the police when Carol killed and ate her lover?

She vored-her-man
>> No. 68282 Billbob
14th March 2021
Sunday 6:35 pm
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>>68281

That seems like a very odd thing to say in a witness statement. Wouldn't you expect them to say she ate him, or cannibalised? "Vored" is fairly unusual terminology that you wouldn't expect a random police person to know.
>> No. 68283 Crabkiller
14th March 2021
Sunday 9:46 pm
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>>68276
VORDERCANCELLED
>> No. 68293 Auntiefucker
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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Vorderman showing her muscles.
>> No. 68294 Are Moaty
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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Vorderman on a walk.
>> No. 68295 Searchfag
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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Vorderman suspension bridge.
>> No. 68296 Are Moaty
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:43 am
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BE GONE THOTERMAN!
>> No. 68297 YubYub
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:45 am
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>>68296
That's bang out of Vorderman.
>> No. 68298 Searchfag
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:46 am
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>>68296
No u
>> No. 68299 Auntiefucker
18th March 2021
Thursday 10:28 am
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>>68298

put the Vorderwench on the bench.
>> No. 68330 Anonymous
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in her wardrobe.
>> No. 68331 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in her wardrobe again.
>> No. 68332 Ambulancelad
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in a Welsh top.
>> No. 68333 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in another Welsh top.
>> No. 68334 Ambulancelad
22nd March 2021
Monday 8:18 am
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Vorderman is a welsh thot.
>> No. 68335 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 9:32 pm
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I can't believe nobody has posted the legendary drunk Vorderman yet.

Carol Vodkaman


>> No. 68388 Samefag
27th March 2021
Saturday 4:47 pm
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Vorderman all in red.
>> No. 68389 Paedofag
27th March 2021
Saturday 4:48 pm
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Vorderman all in red.
>> No. 68390 Are Moaty
27th March 2021
Saturday 6:46 pm
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At what point does Vorderman spam get a bit weird? Because I think we've already firmly crossed that point.
>> No. 68391 Auntiefucker
27th March 2021
Saturday 6:54 pm
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>>68390

>At what point does Vorderman spam get a bit weird?

About two years ago.

Carry on.
>> No. 68392 Moralfag
27th March 2021
Saturday 7:18 pm
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>>68390
If she finds out about it, and we still do it, that's weird. Otherwise, I see nothing wrong with one thread of obsessiveness. I assume 90% of these posts are from the same guy anyway; it's a little weirder if we're a whole community of Vorderfans.
>> No. 68393 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>68390
It was noticed a long, long time ago that there's palpable desperation in the pictures she uploads. Look at the pain in her eyes.

It has also decreed that:

>>63143
>THIS THREAD ENDS WHEN EITHER YOU OR VORDERMAN ARE DEAD.

So I'm kind of stuck doing it, even if she's now just doing the same pose over and over again in a different outfit. E.g.

>>68388
>>68333
>>68213

I dunno, maybe when lockdown is over she'll spice things up a bit.
>> No. 68454 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 6:25 pm
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Look, Carol's doing the same pose in a different outfit again.
>> No. 68455 Samefag
2nd April 2021
Friday 7:51 pm
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Someone needs to teach her how to do onlyfans, but not tell her she's supposed to charge.
>> No. 68463 Auntiefucker
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:20 am
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I'm not entirely sure what Vorderman is doing here, but she's got replies from dozens of old men on twitter calling her sex on legs.
>> No. 68475 YubYub
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:03 pm
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>>68463

Unsubscribe.
>> No. 68476 Searchfag
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:51 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman.
>> No. 68477 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:52 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman in her home gym.
>> No. 68478 Moralfag
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:52 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman in her kitchen.
>> No. 68481 Are Moaty
4th April 2021
Sunday 3:08 pm
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You never said you'd been to space, Vorderlad.
>> No. 68482 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 3:08 pm
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>>68481
Scroll up.
>> No. 68494 Billbob
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:19 pm
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>>68482
No.
>> No. 68566 Auntiefucker
17th April 2021
Saturday 1:45 pm
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Cooking mussels whilst pissed Vorderman.
>> No. 68567 Searchfag
17th April 2021
Saturday 7:13 pm
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>>68566
Why would Carol Vorderman, of all people, cook a food that's best known as an aphrodisiac? I cannot think why. I have absolutely no idea.
>> No. 68568 Billbob
17th April 2021
Saturday 7:45 pm
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>>68567
She doesn't even have an afro.
>> No. 68569 Auntiefucker
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:00 pm
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>>68568
Not on her head anyway. I would need to investigate further before I can definitively believe you.
>> No. 68570 Crabkiller
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:03 pm
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>>68569
There's plenty of pics in this thread of her in skin tight trousers or just in knickers.
>> No. 68571 Paedofag
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:27 pm
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>>68570

>>63038

No muff fluff on display, but if you squint you can just about see the outline of her flaps.
>> No. 68572 Searchfag
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:51 pm
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>>68571
Don't you have anything better to do? Take out the bins?
>> No. 68573 Are Moaty
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:56 pm
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>>68572
>TAKE OUT THE BINS

These euphemisms are getting out of hand.
>> No. 68574 Are Moaty
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>68573
Honestly I'm sick of it.
>> No. 68575 YubYub
17th April 2021
Saturday 9:45 pm
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>>68572

Who the hell gets their bins collected on a Sunday?
>> No. 68580 Moralfag
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for the races.
>> No. 68581 YubYub
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68582 R4GE
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68583 Auntiefucker
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:38 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68586 YubYub
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:40 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68587 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:41 pm
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Thanks mods.
>> No. 68588 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 12:22 am
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>>68586
>What colour jockey silks will I be wearing?
>Well do you remember Mr Blobby?
>> No. 68632 Searchfag
24th April 2021
Saturday 9:05 am
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She's showing off her chebs on Instagram.
>> No. 68649 Paedofag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:02 pm
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Dragon bikini Vorderman

Does she realise the amount of furious wanking goes on over the pictures she publishes
>> No. 68650 Samefag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:06 pm
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>>68649
This thread is testament to the fact that Carol Vorderman is a very desperate woman in need of validation.
>> No. 68651 Paedofag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>68650
I'd validate her iykwim aityd
>> No. 68666 Moralfag
29th April 2021
Thursday 3:25 pm
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>> No. 68667 YubYub
29th April 2021
Thursday 3:57 pm
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>>68666
I don't think I've ever wanted anything as badly as Carol wants attention.
>> No. 68668 YubYub
29th April 2021
Thursday 4:13 pm
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>>68666

Sixty years old. Science is a wonderful thing.
>> No. 68669 Are Moaty
29th April 2021
Thursday 6:13 pm
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>>68668

On the one hand yes, on the other hand, without science I wouldn't be so utterly sick of the sight of her. If god had meant us to wank furiously over Voderman he wouldn't have put her on for only small segments in the middle of the day.
>> No. 68677 Ambulancelad
30th April 2021
Friday 12:24 pm
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It's truly sad the way Vorderman has caused us to make this thread and post pictures of her in it for two years straight. She needs professional help.
>> No. 68678 Are Moaty
30th April 2021
Friday 12:41 pm
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>>68677
Why? She likes posting photos where she looks fit and other people like looking at them. Would you consider yourself in need of pathologisation if a woman said you were attractive and you got an ego boost as a result? It's just innocent fun on the internet, relax!

Well, innocent if you ignore all the hunched over desk wanking.
>> No. 68679 Moralfag
30th April 2021
Friday 1:03 pm
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>>68678

If a man has a wank, that is fine and healthy, if a man wanks at at all hours of the day non-stop, then we send him for psychological evaluation.
>> No. 68680 Ambulancelad
30th April 2021
Friday 1:04 pm
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>>68679
But that's not what's happening.
>> No. 68681 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 1:18 pm
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>>68680

If this is takes everything literally lad than you are correct she isn’t wanking. For anyone else, isn't it? Explain how my analogy doesn't apply. This seems to go well beyond normal parameters of taking pictures of yourself, into the unhealthy. At this point I would say the driving force is, 'I must do this thing so I can take a picture of me doing it', rather than 'I am doing this thing I should take a picture of it'.
>> No. 68682 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 1:25 pm
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>>68681

I don't think it's unusual for an "influencer" to take this many selfies. She's just doing her job as others have pointed out.
Is her job healthy? Probably not, but how many are?
>> No. 68683 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 1:39 pm
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>>68682

So you agree it is unhealthy, but you want to handwave that away because 'it is her job'?

I'm sorry I don't accept the logic. The Marlboro Men were just doing a job that doesn't make what they were doing okay.
>> No. 68684 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 1:42 pm
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it is also worth mentionin no one is paying her to do this as far as I am aware, what it is, is dry humping away at exposure to stay relvant in an advertising market that has questionable impact anyway.
>> No. 68685 Auntiefucker
30th April 2021
Friday 1:42 pm
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>>68683

Are you suggesting that by putting her cheps on display and causing you to overwank, she's as bad as the Marlborough men encouraging people to get lung cancer? Are your masturbation habits as disruptive to your life as lung cancer?
>> No. 68686 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 2:58 pm
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>>68680
As far as you know

>>68685
Lung cancer doesn't affect me at all because I don't have it. Checkm8
>> No. 68687 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 3:11 pm
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>>68685

If we calculate the hours spent tugging and the electricity consumed by the computers displaying the images, it turns out carol vordermans cheps are responsible for as much carbon emissions as the entire continent of southern America.

You can't ignore the data lad. If we want to survive the next century we've got to give up the vorders.
>> No. 68688 YubYub
30th April 2021
Friday 4:30 pm
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>>68687

>If we want to survive the next century we've got to give up the vorders.

It's been nice knowing you, lads.
>> No. 68689 Samefag
1st May 2021
Saturday 3:08 am
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>>68685

No I am saying 5 Marlborough men died from doing thier job because it was unhealthy. I think Carol's behavour is a sickness, and saying 'but it is her job' isn't enough reason to do it.
>> No. 68690 Ambulancelad
1st May 2021
Saturday 9:51 am
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>>68689
She isn't going to die from it no matter how hard you pull your pud, don't worry.
>> No. 68691 Samefag
1st May 2021
Saturday 10:20 am
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>>68690

No shit.
>> No. 68692 Billbob
1st May 2021
Saturday 11:10 am
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>>68691

Do you really not understand what jokes are?
>> No. 68693 YubYub
1st May 2021
Saturday 11:53 am
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>>68692
If I wanted to know how to make a big joke I'd ask your parents.
>> No. 68694 R4GE
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:12 pm
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>>68693

They don't know anything about writing for comedy you fucking idiot.
>> No. 68695 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:17 pm
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>>68694
Yeah, I suppose you're more of a tragedy.
>> No. 68696 R4GE
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:19 pm
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>>68695

I'm obviously not any piece of writing how could you ever suggest such a thing you total cretin.
>> No. 68697 Crabkiller
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:21 pm
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>>68696
You're certainly a piece of work.
>> No. 68698 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:22 pm
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>>68697

I'm a human being where do you get these unfathomably thick ideas from?
>> No. 68699 Auntiefucker
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:31 pm
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>>68692

I do. Jokes are funny.
>> No. 68700 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:35 pm
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>>68699

You've won "most predictable response of the year".
>> No. 68701 YubYub
1st May 2021
Saturday 2:04 pm
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>>68700
If you don't want boring answers don't ask boring questions.
>> No. 68702 Samefag
1st May 2021
Saturday 2:06 pm
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>>68700
Do you really not understand what jokes are?
>> No. 68703 Paedofag
1st May 2021
Saturday 6:57 pm
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Lads, please, can't you see what she's doing to us?
>> No. 68704 Searchfag
1st May 2021
Saturday 7:35 pm
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>>68703

I fuck said she was unhealthy didn't I?
>> No. 68705 Billbob
1st May 2021
Saturday 7:58 pm
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>>68704
You did what?
>> No. 68706 Crabkiller
1st May 2021
Saturday 8:09 pm
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>>68705

I fuck said she was unhealthy didn't I?
>> No. 68712 YubYub
2nd May 2021
Sunday 3:43 pm
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She didn't do a single fucking thing to mark captain Tom's birthday. What a massive hypocrite she is.
>> No. 68713 Paedofag
2nd May 2021
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>68712
Did she not even get her babs out for the NHS? Shame.

More like Cancelled Vorderman, am I right?
>> No. 68714 Moralfag
2nd May 2021
Sunday 7:13 pm
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>>68713
When you go on TV crying about how brilliant captain Tom was and then start telling the papers we should all celebrate his birthday as captain Tom day, the very least you could do is show your wabs for charity. To do fuck all after all that just stinks of narcissism.
>> No. 68732 Anonymous
6th May 2021
Thursday 12:51 pm
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Vorderman in the sunshine
>> No. 68733 R4GE
6th May 2021
Thursday 12:51 pm
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Vorderman in the gym.
>> No. 68734 Searchfag
6th May 2021
Thursday 2:22 pm
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Stop posting her, I'm begging you. She is old enough to be, and looks a bit like, my mum.
>> No. 68735 Anonymous
6th May 2021
Thursday 2:45 pm
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>>68734
POST YOUR MUM
>> No. 68736 Crabkiller
6th May 2021
Thursday 2:53 pm
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>>68734

Lucky bastard
>> No. 68737 Anonymous
6th May 2021
Thursday 2:53 pm
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>>68735
That will only make things worse.
>> No. 68738 Auntiefucker
6th May 2021
Thursday 2:56 pm
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>>68734

IS YOUR MUM ON INSTAGRAM?
>> No. 68739 Billbob
6th May 2021
Thursday 5:23 pm
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>>68737
Pimp her out on onlyfans.
>> No. 68740 Crabkiller
6th May 2021
Thursday 5:32 pm
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>>68739
I'd subscribe to onlymams.
>> No. 68756 Paedofag
10th May 2021
Monday 1:40 pm
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Vintage vorders.
>> No. 68763 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:28 pm
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>>68756
Interesting how she gone from dressing like a back bench MP's wife to now
>> No. 68764 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 1:06 pm
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>>68763

Menopause is a wild ride.
>> No. 68766 YubYub
14th May 2021
Friday 7:43 pm
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Vorderman on her way to the gym. There's more but my interest is finally starting to wane.
>> No. 68767 Searchfag
14th May 2021
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>68766
She has the same key ring as me.
>> No. 68768 YubYub
14th May 2021
Friday 8:11 pm
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>>68766

>BUT MY INTEREST IS FINALLY STARTING TO WANE.

NO. YOU CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW. THIS CONTINUES UNTIL EITHER YOU OR HER DIES.
>> No. 68769 Moralfag
14th May 2021
Friday 8:11 pm
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>>68767

ME TOO ACTUALLY. MINE HAS LUFTHANSA ON THE BACK THOUGH.
>> No. 68770 Billbob
14th May 2021
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>68766

I don't think Carol has realised that it's easy to duplicate a key from a photo.

please don't let yourself into vorderman's house, it's quite rude.
>> No. 68771 Ambulancelad
14th May 2021
Friday 9:49 pm
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>>68767
I'D KEY HER RING IYKWIM
>> No. 68890 Anonymous
20th May 2021
Thursday 1:00 pm
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Vorderman before going on the one show.
>> No. 68926 Moralfag
21st May 2021
Friday 7:20 am
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Vordersprout.
>> No. 68968 Anonymous
23rd May 2021
Sunday 6:52 pm
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Leathery Vorderman
>> No. 68969 Anonymous
23rd May 2021
Sunday 6:52 pm
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Leathery Vorderman
>> No. 68976 Searchfag
26th May 2021
Wednesday 2:59 pm
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Vorderman in a pub.
>> No. 68998 Searchfag
31st May 2021
Monday 8:40 am
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Vorderman and her Bois.
>> No. 68999 YubYub
31st May 2021
Monday 8:11 pm
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Bedhead Vorderman.
>> No. 69000 Samefag
31st May 2021
Monday 9:03 pm
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>>68999

I'D GIVER HER BED HEAD IYKWIM.

Weirdly, I have literally no interest in her daughter.
>> No. 69001 YubYub
31st May 2021
Monday 9:11 pm
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>>69000

She's attractive enough to convincingly court in order to engineer a situation in which I get to have a thrilling affair with her mum
>> No. 69023 Auntiefucker
5th June 2021
Saturday 6:39 pm
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Perforated Vorderman.
>> No. 69047 Crabkiller
9th June 2021
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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new leggings vorderman
>> No. 69048 Auntiefucker
9th June 2021
Wednesday 10:58 pm
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Facewise she does little for me, but when I order my fleet of pleasurebots, I think a trio of Vorderbots will be among the earlier batches.
And not conjoined, in a flurry of arses and legs. Separate. Like nature sort of intended.
>> No. 69052 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 5:45 am
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>>69048
Imagine having one of these but it's a load of rotating Vorder legs and arses bent over.
>> No. 69054 Ambulancelad
10th June 2021
Thursday 8:48 am
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>>69052
Wouldn't you put the metal shoes under the spokes, though, rather than between them? Surely that's where the wheels are most likely to get damaged.
>> No. 69055 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 9:00 am
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>>69054
I don't think they were ever practical.
>> No. 69062 Are Moaty
12th June 2021
Saturday 5:29 pm
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Very disturbing legs Vorderman.
>> No. 69067 Moralfag
12th June 2021
Saturday 11:18 pm
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>> No. 69070 Ambulancelad
13th June 2021
Sunday 1:23 am
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>>69062

sit on my face voderman
>> No. 69076 R4GE
17th June 2021
Thursday 7:11 pm
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Selfie in the car Vorderman.
>> No. 69079 R4GE
19th June 2021
Saturday 10:45 pm
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Vorderman in her radio presenting attire.
>> No. 69140 Anonymous
5th July 2021
Monday 9:42 am
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Big belt Vorderman
>> No. 69167 Searchfag
7th July 2021
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>> No. 69168 Ambulancelad
7th July 2021
Wednesday 3:13 pm
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>>69167
Is that a cup of your piss? That's disgusting; what the hell is wrong with you? Or is it a cup of Carol Vorderman's piss? Because that would be fine.
>> No. 69169 Samefag
7th July 2021
Wednesday 3:31 pm
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>>69167
AND WHAT A FLIMSY LOOKING BATTLESTATION. AND WHAT IS THAT BINARY BUSINESS ON YOUR PAPER?
>> No. 69170 Billbob
7th July 2021
Wednesday 3:37 pm
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>>69169
I'm more concerned they appear to be using Windows XP on a Dell in their Grandparents spare room (judging by the wallpaper) and is definitely not hydrating enough.
>> No. 69171 Anonymous
7th July 2021
Wednesday 3:42 pm
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>>69170
HE MAYBE USING OPENSHELL LIKE ANY SANE PERSON.
>> No. 69173 Anonymous
7th July 2021
Wednesday 6:33 pm
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>>69167
Everything about this picture looks like it's from 15 years in the past, including the shitty camera job, but the only discernible word on the leaf of paper bottom-left is "coronavirus".
>> No. 69175 Crabkiller
7th July 2021
Wednesday 6:38 pm
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>>69173
> but the only discernible word on the leaf of paper bottom-left is "coronavirus".
COR BLIMEY YOUR EYES ARE BAD LAD
>> No. 69178 Samefag
7th July 2021
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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>>69167

You need to sort your life out, mate.
>> No. 69179 Billbob
7th July 2021
Wednesday 8:14 pm
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>>69170
They're also browsing whatever the current version of Krautchan is so I'm not sure what this has to do with Vorderman or us.
>> No. 69207 Are Moaty
12th July 2021
Monday 3:42 pm
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Right, lads. I've been slacking with my Vorderman posting. Shall we just call it a day?
>> No. 69211 YubYub
12th July 2021
Monday 8:23 pm
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>>69207
No! I want to see her turn 70 while still doing this!
>> No. 69212 YubYub
13th July 2021
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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Paddleborderman.
>> No. 69213 Crabkiller
13th July 2021
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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Vorderman in her wetsuit.
>> No. 69214 Are Moaty
13th July 2021
Tuesday 8:32 pm
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>>69212
Wonderful, in so many ways. Thank you for your service.
>> No. 69215 Billbob
13th July 2021
Tuesday 9:07 pm
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>>69214
Carol's the one providing the buoyancy aids.
>> No. 69216 Samefag
14th July 2021
Wednesday 2:15 pm
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Vorderman working from home.
>> No. 69233 Samefag
16th July 2021
Friday 4:46 pm
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Weird pink circle on her phone Vorderman.
>> No. 69234 Paedofag
16th July 2021
Friday 4:46 pm
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Sun's put Vorderman.
>> No. 69235 Paedofag
16th July 2021
Friday 4:47 pm
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Vorderman with a screwdriver.
>> No. 69236 YubYub
16th July 2021
Friday 4:48 pm
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Vorderman doing yoga on a paddleboard.
>> No. 69238 Anonymous
16th July 2021
Friday 4:50 pm
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Vorderman on the beach.
>> No. 69239 Crabkiller
16th July 2021
Friday 4:51 pm
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Silhouette Vorderman that I didn't accidentally post as a new thread.
>> No. 69240 Ambulancelad
16th July 2021
Friday 4:51 pm
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More silhouette Vorderman.
>> No. 69241 YubYub
16th July 2021
Friday 4:52 pm
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Luminous Vorderman.
>> No. 69251 Are Moaty
20th July 2021
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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Vorderman back on the beach.
>> No. 69252 YubYub
20th July 2021
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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Vorderman on the water.
>> No. 69253 Anonymous
21st July 2021
Wednesday 1:18 am
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>>69251
That cleavage looks like it sticks out a foot in front of her.

>>69252
But clearly it does not. What maths sorcery is this?
>> No. 69254 Ambulancelad
21st July 2021
Wednesday 6:26 am
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>>69253
The vord works in mysterious ways ♡
>> No. 69263 Moralfag
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:35 pm
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Vorderman getting ready to go kayaking.
>> No. 69264 Billbob
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:36 pm
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Vorderman in red.
>> No. 69265 YubYub
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:37 pm
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Vorderman in red.
>> No. 69267 Searchfag
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:39 pm
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Vorderman on her kayak, with a fishing rod.
>> No. 69268 YubYub
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:40 pm
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Vorderman with her kayaking chum.
>> No. 69269 Billbob
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:44 pm
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Thanks, mods. It's hard posting with just one hand.
>> No. 69270 YubYub
25th July 2021
Sunday 5:38 pm
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Vorderman in her swimsuit.
>> No. 69271 YubYub
25th July 2021
Sunday 5:38 pm
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Dripping wet Vorderman.
>> No. 69279 Auntiefucker
31st July 2021
Saturday 6:22 pm
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Vorderman back in the bikini.
>> No. 69280 Paedofag
31st July 2021
Saturday 7:09 pm
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>>69279
I think you'll find that's Vorderman front in the bikini.
>> No. 69281 Ambulancelad
31st July 2021
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>69280
She's got a lot of front.
>> No. 69282 YubYub
31st July 2021
Saturday 10:12 pm
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i should not be this thirsty for vorderman
>> No. 69283 Ambulancelad
31st July 2021
Saturday 10:15 pm
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>>69282
I saw she has a radio show on BBC Wales earlier today and nearly started listening because of this fell thread.
>> No. 69289 Anonymous
2nd August 2021
Monday 12:20 pm
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Vorderman backstage at beat the chasers.
>> No. 69290 Paedofag
2nd August 2021
Monday 12:20 pm
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Vorderman with one of the other contestants.
>> No. 69291 YubYub
2nd August 2021
Monday 12:21 pm
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Vorderman near a wall.
>> No. 69331 Paedofag
10th August 2021
Tuesday 7:56 am
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Vorderman in another bikini.
>> No. 69339 Anonymous
10th August 2021
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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Vorderman's face.
>> No. 69340 YubYub
10th August 2021
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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Vorderman's lunch.
>> No. 69341 Ambulancelad
10th August 2021
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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Vorderman's feet.
>> No. 69354 Moralfag
13th August 2021
Friday 1:06 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for the races.
>> No. 69355 Billbob
13th August 2021
Friday 1:07 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for the races.
>> No. 69356 Samefag
13th August 2021
Friday 1:07 pm
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Vorderman on her way to the races.
>> No. 69357 Anonymous
13th August 2021
Friday 1:07 pm
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Vorderman on her way to the races.
>> No. 69358 R4GE
13th August 2021
Friday 1:08 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 69359 Crabkiller
13th August 2021
Friday 1:12 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 69360 Anonymous
13th August 2021
Friday 3:25 pm
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>>69359
cor blimey
>> No. 69361 Samefag
13th August 2021
Friday 3:34 pm
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>>69360
It's the side of Carol she doesn't want you to see. The one without any filters.
>> No. 69363 Paedofag
14th August 2021
Saturday 12:18 am
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>>69359
PHWOAR I'D RIDE HER TO VICTORY IN THE 1215 AT CHEPSTOW IFYWIM
>> No. 69364 YubYub
14th August 2021
Saturday 4:40 pm
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Vorderman on the bus.
>> No. 69371 R4GE
18th August 2021
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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Vorderman fag-hagging on her paddleboard.
>> No. 69377 Paedofag
24th August 2021
Tuesday 9:25 am
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Vorderman getting ready to go paddleboarding.
>> No. 69378 Anonymous
24th August 2021
Tuesday 9:26 am
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Vorderman at the beach.
>> No. 69388 Ambulancelad
24th August 2021
Tuesday 6:28 pm
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Vorderman with air blowing onto her face.
>> No. 69389 Are Moaty
24th August 2021
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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Vorderman with even more air blowing onto her face.
>> No. 69390 Auntiefucker
24th August 2021
Tuesday 7:45 pm
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>>69389

Oh Jesus Christ. She must know what she's doing to us, surely?
>> No. 69392 Anonymous
24th August 2021
Tuesday 8:07 pm
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>>69390
Don't know what you mean, lad.
>> No. 69409 YubYub
25th August 2021
Wednesday 10:50 pm
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Textbook Vorderman.
>> No. 69418 Paedofag
26th August 2021
Thursday 9:42 pm
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Vorderman doing her usual pose.
>> No. 69419 YubYub
26th August 2021
Thursday 9:42 pm
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Vorderman with sir trev.
>> No. 69420 Crabkiller
26th August 2021
Thursday 9:43 pm
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Vorderman with some YouTuber.
>> No. 69425 Are Moaty
27th August 2021
Friday 4:42 pm
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Vorderman showing off a new top.
>> No. 69453 Moralfag
29th August 2021
Sunday 5:22 pm
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Vorderman in a new bikini.
>> No. 69454 Moralfag
30th August 2021
Monday 10:57 am
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>>69453
She must spend an absolute fortune on anti-wrinkle cream.
>> No. 69457 Billbob
30th August 2021
Monday 2:17 pm
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>>69454
Probably spunk.
>> No. 69458 Are Moaty
30th August 2021
Monday 2:28 pm
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>>69457
The sperm bank sell retail now?
>> No. 69459 Searchfag
30th August 2021
Monday 2:36 pm
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>>69458
Carol gets it raw directly from the source.
>> No. 69460 Paedofag
30th August 2021
Monday 4:24 pm
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>>69457
That explains why she looks so young in these pictures. I wonder what the real Carol looks like?
>> No. 69463 Searchfag
30th August 2021
Monday 4:36 pm
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>>69460
See
>>69364
>> No. 69465 Samefag
31st August 2021
Tuesday 12:42 am
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>>69458
Funny that ladm9, made a deposit at the sperm bank the other week but they had to ask me back in as I was going cos the nurse drank it all and said it was delish
>> No. 69475 Ambulancelad
31st August 2021
Tuesday 9:06 pm
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Vorderman's eyes going in completely separate directions.
>> No. 69500 Samefag
1st September 2021
Wednesday 1:51 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 69509 Anonymous
1st September 2021
Wednesday 6:38 pm
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>>69475
To be fair, mine would do the same wild swimming.
>> No. 69548 Auntiefucker
3rd September 2021
Friday 10:09 am
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Vorderman off to some awards show.
>> No. 69549 Moralfag
3rd September 2021
Friday 10:09 am
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Vorderman off to some awards show.
>> No. 69555 Auntiefucker
4th September 2021
Saturday 12:39 pm
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Vorderman with a travel mug.
>> No. 69556 R4GE
4th September 2021
Saturday 12:40 pm
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Vorderman and her big bazungas.
>> No. 69559 Anonymous
9th September 2021
Thursday 1:15 pm
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Bedhead Vorderman.
>> No. 69560 Moralfag
9th September 2021
Thursday 1:15 pm
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Vorderboat.
>> No. 70018 Crabkiller
26th November 2021
Friday 9:47 am
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Fucking hell, lads. She's desperately trying to get our attention back.
>> No. 70019 Ambulancelad
26th November 2021
Friday 9:54 am
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>>70018

Jesus wept.
>> No. 70096 Paedofag
23rd December 2021
Thursday 11:24 pm
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Vorderman's baubles.
>> No. 70097 Crabkiller
23rd December 2021
Thursday 11:46 pm
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>>70096
She so needs a boyfriend.
>> No. 70098 YubYub
24th December 2021
Friday 12:43 am
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>>70097
I'm sure that could be arranged.
>> No. 70111 Moralfag
28th December 2021
Tuesday 4:47 am
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>>70097

She has a fuckbuddy half her age apparently.
>> No. 70350 Crabkiller
24th January 2022
Monday 7:47 am
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Jacuzzi Vorderman.
>> No. 70351 Anonymous
24th January 2022
Monday 5:07 pm
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>>70350

She's really doubling down on the predatory auntie vibes. Genuinely intimidating levels of post-menopausal alpha female sexual confidence. I feel like she'd give absolutely first rate fellatio, but with the constant undercurrent of threat that she might bite down hard just to assert her dominance.
>> No. 70387 Are Moaty
3rd February 2022
Thursday 4:11 pm
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VORDERVAN.
>> No. 70388 YubYub
3rd February 2022
Thursday 4:14 pm
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>>70387
Is this gonna be like bangbus?
>> No. 70389 R4GE
3rd February 2022
Thursday 7:08 pm
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>>70388

Those amateurs could only dream of the debauchery that will take place in Auntie Carol's All-Terrain Shaggin' Wagon.
>> No. 70390 Crabkiller
3rd February 2022
Thursday 8:22 pm
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>>70387
Spooky...
>> No. 70391 Searchfag
3rd February 2022
Thursday 8:50 pm
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>>70390
SNEAKY SNEAKY

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 70392 Moralfag
3rd February 2022
Thursday 9:41 pm
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>>70390
Magnificent beast, have you knotted it yet?
>> No. 70393 Crabkiller
3rd February 2022
Thursday 9:57 pm
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>>70392
Hide it under your cloak when you do.
>> No. 70394 YubYub
3rd February 2022
Thursday 10:03 pm
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>>70393 I left my cloak at the axe grinding shop
>> No. 70395 YubYub
3rd February 2022
Thursday 11:08 pm
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>>70394
Run back for it tomorrow, they open at half past give me attention.
>> No. 70398 Anonymous
4th February 2022
Friday 8:34 pm
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Oh, do let me prentent to understand the injoke too!
>> No. 70412 Paedofag
7th February 2022
Monday 3:49 pm
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>>70411

U WOT M8?
>> No. 70414 YubYub
8th February 2022
Tuesday 11:18 am
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>>70398
GB2Q,L.

I like to think it's your ignorance of Mertonesque timekeeping that prompted this outburst. Now you mention it, I'm struggling to think of a common reference on here that isn't at least 5 years old.

Is this purgatory?
>> No. 70415 Are Moaty
8th February 2022
Tuesday 11:23 am
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>>70414
>I'M STRUGGLING TO THINK OF A COMMON REFERENCE ON HERE THAT ISN'T AT LEAST 5 YEARS OLD.

I think revengelad, crab killer, bike thief and ambulancelad were all in the past five years, possibly not, but they're not really phrases.
>> No. 70416 Moralfag
8th February 2022
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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>>70415
Crab killer and bike thief are definitely closer to ten. They were around the same time as auntie shagger.
>> No. 70417 Billbob
8th February 2022
Tuesday 4:42 pm
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>>70415
The most recent of those, ambulancelad, was around seven years ago.
>> No. 70418 Samefag
8th February 2022
Tuesday 4:54 pm
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I am crab killer and it was definitely closer to 10 years because it coincides with my time spent at university in a seaside city that shall go unnamed.
>> No. 70419 Crabkiller
8th February 2022
Tuesday 5:24 pm
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>>70417
I know revengelad used a screenshot of a shitpost I made about someone with big feet when he was spamming 4chan. I've just looked and the sun article I took it from was January 2015, which was never seven years ago.

>>70418
The University of Hull's campus in Scarborough. That was full of assorted oddballs.
>> No. 70420 Billbob
8th February 2022
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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>>70418
>I am crab killer
Prick.
>> No. 70421 Searchfag
9th February 2022
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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>>70420
I'll never forget that thread. I made a thread about some weird Quakers or Mormons I seen at the beach and suddenly we're all shouting at someone for killing a crab because it "touched his leg".
>> No. 70428 Samefag
10th February 2022
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>70421
I thought he dropped a brick on it for shits and giggles?
>> No. 70429 YubYub
10th February 2022
Thursday 2:16 pm
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https://britfa.gs/b/arch/res/226226.html

The crab thread FYI.
>> No. 70430 Crabkiller
10th February 2022
Thursday 2:28 pm
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>>70429
It's thoroughly entertaining to read, there's something very dated about the insults and references.
>> No. 70433 Crabkiller
10th February 2022
Thursday 3:36 pm
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>>70429
Thank you. Thank you so much. What an experience that was. I assume there were a few wordfilters there that are no longer in use, but I can't decipher them for the life of me. I hope "crabs" aren't actually refugees, though. That probably would make it worse.
>> No. 70469 Searchfag
20th February 2022
Sunday 7:17 am
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That arse isn't real. No way, no how.
>> No. 70564 Samefag
18th March 2022
Friday 1:36 pm
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How Carol looks when the paparazzi take her picture.
>> No. 70565 Paedofag
18th March 2022
Friday 1:38 pm
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How Carol looks when she uploads a picture of herself to social media at the same event.
>> No. 70566 Auntiefucker
18th March 2022
Friday 4:04 pm
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>>70564
>>70565
Her cheekbones are starting to look gigantic and unnatural. Perhaps the monster that was haunting those Bogdanoff twins has moved onto Carol.
>> No. 70567 Crabkiller
18th March 2022
Friday 4:48 pm
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>>70566
>> No. 70568 Searchfag
18th March 2022
Friday 4:50 pm
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>>70567
>> No. 70579 Anonymous
28th March 2022
Monday 12:13 pm
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I need to find an escort that looks like her. I’d pay extra.
>> No. 70583 Ambulancelad
28th March 2022
Monday 12:40 pm
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>>70579
Ask Carol, she probably knows a good surgeon.
>> No. 70640 Samefag
31st March 2022
Thursday 12:37 pm
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Vorders on a panel about the online safety bill (her bit is around 13 mins in).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ph-ndw4jSQ
>> No. 70664 Ambulancelad
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:31 am
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Hazy Vorderman.
>> No. 70801 YubYub
20th April 2022
Wednesday 6:51 pm
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Carol really doesn't want you having VR sex with a deepfake of her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ETtzlflYc
>> No. 70802 Samefag
20th April 2022
Wednesday 8:53 pm
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>>70801
But how does the deepfake feel about it? That's the important thing.

Also, didn't Carol Vorderman go to Cambridge University? Why does she give off such a thick vibe?
>> No. 70803 Samefag
20th April 2022
Wednesday 9:03 pm
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>>70802
I don't know if some form of cosmetic surgery has affected her speech. I dunno, maybe she's had a stroke and that's why she's a little slurry.
>> No. 70804 Paedofag
20th April 2022
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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>>70802

she's a bloody maths autist, why do you think? sperged up to the eyeballs mate.
>> No. 70805 Auntiefucker
20th April 2022
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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>>70804
This may actually explain her weird idea that someone could set you on fire on Meta by touching you.
>> No. 70806 Paedofag
20th April 2022
Wednesday 10:43 pm
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>>70801
Metavord is inevitable.
>> No. 70807 Paedofag
20th April 2022
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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>>70801

I am frankly disgusted that she's clutching one of those shitty "VR" headsets that you clip your phone into.

>>70803

Botox is a paralytic nerve agent. You can see that the corners of her mouth are drooping and she can't move most of her top lip.
>> No. 70808 Auntiefucker
22nd April 2022
Friday 1:58 pm
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She's talking to Jeremy Vine about the metaverse now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETl-k3gl4is

She's definitely done something to her top lip. She looks like she's sucking on an invisible lemon.
>> No. 70809 YubYub
22nd April 2022
Friday 3:37 pm
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>>70808
I knew she'd talk a bit of crap, but blimey, I couldn't make it thirty seconds.

Nice YouTube channel btw m8.
>> No. 70810 Searchfag
22nd April 2022
Friday 3:52 pm
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>>70809
Delightfully mental.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8z1YGflDw
>> No. 70811 Ambulancelad
22nd April 2022
Friday 3:55 pm
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>>70810
Since when has it been acceptable to post musical productions in which the main character didn't consent to appear around here?
>> No. 70812 YubYub
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:11 pm
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>>70811
I don't think vorders knows about either this website or that YouTube channel.
>> No. 70813 Ambulancelad
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:27 pm
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>>70812
So you think it's okay to have sex with a girl you've drugged provided she never realises?
>> No. 70814 Samefag
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:40 pm
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>>70813
Are we still talking about the metaverse?
>> No. 70815 R4GE
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:47 pm
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>>70813

Only if you invade her virtual fanny with your virtual dong after you've virtually drugged her with virtual drugs.
>> No. 70816 Crabkiller
22nd April 2022
Friday 5:01 pm
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>>70815
How do you feel about children appearing in this rape simulator of yours?
>> No. 70817 Billbob
22nd April 2022
Friday 5:45 pm
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>>70816

There's no way a child could handle Vorders, even an unconscious virtual Vorders. It'd be like getting a dog to do your tax return.
>> No. 70818 YubYub
22nd April 2022
Friday 7:19 pm
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>>70815
Where on the 'submersing yourself in water' scale is this?
>> No. 70819 Auntiefucker
22nd April 2022
Friday 7:37 pm
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>>70809
This is what I meant when I said she sounded thick. It's not that her voice is a stupid person's voice; it's the fact that bottom-rung gutter press have clearly written the old hecking-childerino outrage bait once again, and Carol Vorderman has thought to herself, "Yes, I shall believe all of this unquestioningly." It's like she has never heard of the Internet, or of tabloid journalism, before, ever in her life.
>> No. 70820 Auntiefucker
22nd April 2022
Friday 8:06 pm
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>>70819
>IT'S THE FACT THAT BOTTOM-RUNG GUTTER PRESS HAVE CLEARLY WRITTEN THE OLD HECKING-CHILDERINO OUTRAGE BAIT ONCE AGAIN, AND CAROL VORDERMAN HAS THOUGHT TO HERSELF, "YES, I SHALL BELIEVE ALL OF THIS UNQUESTIONINGLY." IT'S LIKE SHE HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET, OR OF TABLOID JOURNALISM, BEFORE, EVER IN HER LIFE.

Carol had a column in the mirror in the late 90s and early 00s about the internet, so she's been campaigning about internet safety for over two decades - particular after Sarah Payne was killed and lots of readers started emailing her about the dangers of online chat rooms. She was also smart enough not to fall for it when brasseye approached her about the paedogeddon episode. That said, doesn't mean she isn't talking out of her arse about VR diddling. Can't say I'm involved in VR sex to know enough.
>> No. 70821 Samefag
22nd April 2022
Friday 8:56 pm
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>>70820

VRChat is mainly popular with kids and furries. That isn't a good mix.
>> No. 70822 Are Moaty
22nd April 2022
Friday 9:04 pm
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>>70821
So Second Life, 2.0?
>> No. 70823 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 9:14 pm
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>>70822

The most egregious parts of Second Life mixed with 4chan's /b/.

The only nice thing I can say about it is that at least they've dealt with the Ugandan Knuckles infestation.
>> No. 70824 Searchfag
22nd April 2022
Friday 9:17 pm
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>>70822

Exactly that, really. Except somehow, this time, it's not totally shit. The VR context changes everything.

i find it pretty hilarious how even facebook and all its financial, developmental muscle is so far behind the curve in terms of actually harnessing the concept of vr tech, when furries working in their spare time have already basically recreated the matrix.

normies have seen that episode of black mirror where those two blokes shag in street fighter, but good gracious me, if only they knew what kind of carnal utopia we are heading for with just a bit more progress. are charlie gets it.

>>70821

We've already touched on this in other threads but a good amount of furries are kids. Or early teens, anyway.
>> No. 70825 YubYub
22nd April 2022
Friday 9:56 pm
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Is this how the Vorderthread dies, not with a bang but the realisation that she has all the political inclinations of someone's nan?

>>70824
>A GOOD AMOUNT OF FURRIES ARE KIDS

How does that happen, do they get into it from Disney and then grow out of it?
>> No. 70826 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 10:06 pm
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>>70825
>THE REALISATION THAT SHE HAS ALL THE POLITICAL INCLINATIONS OF SOMEONE'S NAN?

I refer you to >>68003.
>> No. 70827 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 10:19 pm
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>>70825

> Is this how the Vorderthread dies, not with a bang but the realisation that she has all the political inclinations of someone's nan?

She's sixty.
>> No. 70828 Samefag
22nd April 2022
Friday 10:47 pm
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>>70827
Not all of her is.
>> No. 70829 YubYub
22nd April 2022
Friday 10:53 pm
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>>70827
I'd say forty-two E at most.
>> No. 70843 Ambulancelad
26th April 2022
Tuesday 8:24 am
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>Before I went into the metaverse, I’d read a few articles on it and people didn’t have the nicest things to say. But I wanted to see if that was true, or whether people were just trying to find negativity. I’m a heavy user of social media, so a 3D virtual space where you can interact with other people – where artists are doing concerts and fashion houses are doing shows? That’s exciting to me!

>But within the first 10 minutes of putting on a VR headset and entering a chat room, I saw underage kids simulating oral sex on each other. I experienced sexual harassment, dolphin rape and rape jokes. At one point, I heard someone say “I like little girls from the age of nine to 12: that’s just my thing.”

>I came across one user who was spewing the most disgusting language I’ve ever heard in my life, to the point where we couldn’t even broadcast what he was saying. I’m talking extreme dolphin rape – hate speech, listing the kinds of people he hated, the kinds of people he wanted to kill. It was just so violent. And it all happened in a room I was able to access despite using a profile that I’d listed as being 13 years old. It got to the point that I was really starting to worry how bad it was making our documentary look. I was conscious we needed balance, so I found myself desperately trying to find good things to latch on to. But the bad stuff kept coming so thick and fast. I didn’t prompt any of it, I was just existing in that space.

>I went into chat rooms and people were berating me, actually screaming at me. At one point, seven users surrounded me and tried to force me to remove my safety shield so they could do things to my body. I tried to run away, but they backed me up against a wall, trying to grab at me, making sexual comments. It was the virtual equivalent of sexual assault. I know it’s not real, but when you’ve got that headset on, it really feels like you’re there – you can hear their actual voices, and wherever you move your head, the world travels with you. It tricks your brain into thinking you’re really experiencing it. You forget it’s not real. It’s just so intimidating.

https://theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/apr/25/a-barrage-of-assault-dolphin rape-and-jokes-my-nightmare-trip-into-the-metaverse

Carol was right all along. Never doubt her.
>> No. 70846 Paedofag
26th April 2022
Tuesday 1:58 pm
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>>70843
>I like little girls from the age of nine to 12
Carol vorderman is an older woman herself; what's the problem?
>> No. 70847 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 2:47 pm
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Make-up free Vorderman.
>> No. 70859 Auntiefucker
29th April 2022
Friday 3:57 pm
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Vorderman in tittymonster dungarees.
>> No. 70864 Crabkiller
2nd May 2022
Monday 6:11 pm
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>>70847
Thank you for posting this. I'm always more impressed by women's faces than I should be, just because I can't see through make-up. It makes me want to take up drawing to be honest. If I started drawing, maybe I could accurately predict what a woman's face looks like without make-up. I'd never get fooled again.
>> No. 70865 Billbob
2nd May 2022
Monday 7:42 pm
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>>70864

Go to evening classes and train as a make-up artist. Probably a good place to pull, now I think about it.
>> No. 70866 Anonymous
2nd May 2022
Monday 7:49 pm
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>>70864
It's filters you need to watch out for these days.
>> No. 70867 R4GE
2nd May 2022
Monday 7:50 pm
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Forgot pic.

whoops!
>> No. 70868 YubYub
2nd May 2022
Monday 10:48 pm
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Anne Robinson is leaving countdown. They should get vorders as host.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/breaking-anne-robinson-quits-countdown-26853346
>> No. 70869 Are Moaty
2nd May 2022
Monday 11:15 pm
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>>70868

Someone fit at least, to make Countdown a less risky wank.
>> No. 70901 YubYub
4th May 2022
Wednesday 4:18 pm
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No words
>> No. 70952 Moralfag
19th May 2022
Thursday 11:05 pm
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Vorderman at the top gun premiere.
>> No. 70954 Searchfag
20th May 2022
Friday 11:46 pm
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Ngl, this is kind of spooky.
>> No. 70955 YubYub
21st May 2022
Saturday 1:59 pm
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>>70954
I think it's the eye. It looks like a demon in a skin suit (sorry).
>> No. 70956 Searchfag
21st May 2022
Saturday 5:56 pm
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>>70955

Do you want to know how I got these breasts?
>> No. 70957 Auntiefucker
21st May 2022
Saturday 9:16 pm
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>>70956
How?
>> No. 70958 Billbob
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:03 pm
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>>70956
Didn't they come with the body when you moved in?
>> No. 70959 YubYub
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:19 pm
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>>70958
It's funny because vorderman in that picture looks like heath ledger's version of the joker and heath ledger's version of the joker was based heavily on Edgar from the first men in Black film, who happened to be an alien wearing a human's skin. Not really sure how a 20ft tall alien centipede thing was able to hide in a 6ft tall human body but here we are.
>> No. 70960 Are Moaty
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:30 pm
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>>70959

her fanny must be like the top of a golf bag by now
>> No. 70961 Searchfag
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:46 pm
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>>70960

are you implying that when you wear someone's skin, you have to climb in through the outstretched vagina like a giant pullover?
>> No. 70962 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:53 pm
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>>70961
If I think about it logically, if I was going to slip myself into a woman's skin I'd dive through the fanny due to the elasticity of that area. A reverse-birth, if you will.
>> No. 70963 Searchfag
21st May 2022
Saturday 11:17 pm
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>>70961

llike warm baggy tripe
>> No. 70964 Anonymous
22nd May 2022
Sunday 12:51 am
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>>70959
>A 20FT TALL ALIEN CENTIPEDE THING
It was a bunch of normal-sized cockroaches if I remember correctly, rather than one specific alien. On an unrelated note, large groups of insects are probably very good at counting, and they're honestly probably quite good at maths in general.
>> No. 70965 Ambulancelad
22nd May 2022
Sunday 4:19 am
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>>70963

I'd sprinkle my vinegar on her tripe iykwim.
>> No. 70966 Searchfag
22nd May 2022
Sunday 4:49 am
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>>70961
How else would you do it? Magic seams at the back are only a thing in 3D porn comics found on t'internet.
>> No. 70967 Searchfag
22nd May 2022
Sunday 8:53 am
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>>70964
Nah it was definitely one big bad bug, but he did have shitlods of roaches inside his sleeves for some reason. Maybe he was bug jesus and they were his flock.
>> No. 70968 Billbob
22nd May 2022
Sunday 11:00 am
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>>70967
Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be a female bug? A queen?
>> No. 70990 YubYub
25th May 2022
Wednesday 3:48 pm
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>>70968
You're right. I'd just assumed the bug in mib was a man because it took over a human male body, but who's to say what male and female alien bugs sound like? They could have the same voices.
>> No. 70991 Crabkiller
25th May 2022
Wednesday 4:03 pm
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>>70990
I've just done a deep dive into MIB lore and the bug alien is definitely male, cockroaches just like hanging out around and on him because they do.
>> No. 71006 YubYub
27th May 2022
Friday 6:54 pm
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Glittery vorderman.
>> No. 71007 Samefag
28th May 2022
Saturday 2:51 am
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>>70640


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ql6tGu9aWg
>> No. 71008 Moralfag
28th May 2022
Saturday 10:58 am
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I wish she would do porn.
>> No. 71009 YubYub
28th May 2022
Saturday 11:09 am
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>>71007
Anyone else who sees this post: do not watch the video. It's exactly as awful as you expect. Don't let it ruin your whole weekend too. She's not even properly rapping.
>> No. 71010 Paedofag
28th May 2022
Saturday 11:38 am
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>>71007
She's 65?! Fuck me.
>> No. 71011 Moralfag
28th May 2022
Saturday 11:49 am
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>>71010
Not happening, she's clearly fucking Boris. Admittedly, most times he ends up calling someone else's name while she asks him if it's in yet.
>> No. 71012 Paedofag
28th May 2022
Saturday 1:17 pm
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>>71011
If he mishears her screaming "I'm cumming" slightly that might tip him over the edge too.
>> No. 71013 Billbob
28th May 2022
Saturday 1:44 pm
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Nadine Dorries is a massive retard but she's super hot and I would be willing to entertain her shit opinions if it meant I could do sex with her.
>> No. 71014 Ambulancelad
28th May 2022
Saturday 2:42 pm
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>>71013
Off to Guilty Would with you!
>> No. 71156 Are Moaty
28th June 2022
Tuesday 1:00 pm
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Vorderman off to go paddleboarding.
>> No. 71157 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 1:01 pm
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Vorderman with her sandbags.
>> No. 71158 Are Moaty
28th June 2022
Tuesday 1:02 pm
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Sandbags with their vorderman.
>> No. 71188 R4GE
10th July 2022
Sunday 6:57 pm
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Riverside vorderman.
>> No. 71189 Billbob
10th July 2022
Sunday 6:57 pm
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Vorderman in the cockpit.
>> No. 71190 Are Moaty
10th July 2022
Sunday 7:03 pm
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>>71189

Why the fuck is she in a 727?
>> No. 71191 Are Moaty
10th July 2022
Sunday 7:12 pm
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>>71190
Is there a different sort of cock pit you would like to see her in?
>> No. 71192 R4GE
10th July 2022
Sunday 7:22 pm
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>>71190
Would you say no to auntie Carol?
>> No. 71193 Are Moaty
10th July 2022
Sunday 7:32 pm
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>>71192

I am physically incapable of saying no to Auntie Carol, whether she's asking me to lend her a plane, lick her arsehole or consolidate all my loans into one cripplingly massive loan.
>> No. 71210 Are Moaty
20th July 2022
Wednesday 1:20 pm
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>>70954
Carol is definitely spooky when you see pictures that haven't been taken/filtered by herself.
>> No. 71211 Anonymous
20th July 2022
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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>>71210

She's basically Carole Baskin with botox and an engineering degree, but I'm fine with that.
>> No. 71213 Paedofag
20th July 2022
Wednesday 5:23 pm
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>>71211
Big Bap Rescue
>> No. 71217 Crabkiller
25th July 2022
Monday 12:51 pm
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gilfs are going mainstream lads
well done
>> No. 71218 Moralfag
26th July 2022
Tuesday 11:05 am
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>>71217
Feet look a bit gouty. 3/10.
>> No. 71225 YubYub
3rd August 2022
Wednesday 9:13 pm
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Vorderman on her holibobs.
>> No. 71236 Crabkiller
8th August 2022
Monday 12:15 pm
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Vorderman's still on her holibobs.
>> No. 71237 Paedofag
10th August 2022
Wednesday 4:57 pm
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Vorderman showing off her abs.
>> No. 71238 Samefag
11th August 2022
Thursday 4:14 pm
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Carol's currently making posts promoting sun cream. I wonder how much she costs.
>> No. 71239 Ambulancelad
11th August 2022
Thursday 6:02 pm
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I am saging and hiding this thread.
>> No. 71306 Are Moaty
7th September 2022
Wednesday 2:10 pm
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>> No. 71307 Crabkiller
7th September 2022
Wednesday 4:17 pm
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>>71306
Those tits are ridiculous
>> No. 71359 Ambulancelad
3rd October 2022
Monday 11:36 pm
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>>71307

But definitely not fake, she hasn't had any work done, honest!
>> No. 71393 Anonymous
20th October 2022
Thursday 7:29 pm
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Vorderman and 'Tina turner'
>> No. 71394 YubYub
20th October 2022
Thursday 8:16 pm
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>>71393
And a terrified Naga Munchetty!
>> No. 71395 Paedofag
20th October 2022
Thursday 8:17 pm
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>>71393

Simply The Breast.
>> No. 71396 Anonymous
20th October 2022
Thursday 8:25 pm
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>>71394
Munchetty strikes me as the type of TV personality that wouldn't have a career if she wasn't on the BBC. The type that gets poached by ITV and fades into obscurity once they realise they were never a popular personality and people watched BBC breakfast because they wanted to watch BBC breakfast, not the personalities.

>>71395
It's all about the arse. That and her nutbush city limits.
>> No. 71397 Are Moaty
20th October 2022
Thursday 8:33 pm
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>>71393

They look like wax models. Is there a Vorderman in Tussauds? Will OP be stealing it to be his Real Doll when the food riots start?
>> No. 71398 Paedofag
20th October 2022
Thursday 8:44 pm
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>>71397
No evidence of a waxwork of vorderman in the public domain.
>> No. 71400 Are Moaty
24th October 2022
Monday 12:50 pm
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JFC
>> No. 71401 Billbob
24th October 2022
Monday 7:59 pm
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I don't want to be mean, but do you think that being regarded as a sex icon based on something as odd as a daytime television quiz show messed her up a bit, psychologically?
>> No. 71402 Crabkiller
24th October 2022
Monday 8:08 pm
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>>71401
You know how fat lasses sometimes get overinflated egos because of all the chubby chasers fetishising them? I reckon something similar happened with Carol.

She must have got loads of fan mail during her time as countdown presenter from all of the anoraks watching it. God anoraks is a good term for weirdos, I don't know why it's fallen out of fashion. That's gradually boosted her confidence, which you can see from how her outfits change over time. All of a sudden she's cast aside for a younger, Fitter model. At first it's not so bad, she's still getting some fan mail and she did become rear of the year a few years after she was dumped by countdown. Gradually her star begins to wane. She desperately craves the limelight. The surgery begins.
>> No. 71403 Anonymous
24th October 2022
Monday 8:32 pm
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>>71402

If a sackful of fan mail is all it takes to turn a woman into an anatomically implausible cock destroyer, then we need to start writing more fan mail.

>I'm very happy, I have no complaints. I am not dating anyone, I have special friends. Special friends. Plural.
>> No. 71404 Samefag
24th October 2022
Monday 8:59 pm
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>>71403
You'd have to find an appropriate candidate, but if you regularly have people blowing smoke up your arse it's gonna go to your head. Who's on telly these days that's similar to how Carol was about 20-30 years ago?
>> No. 71405 Searchfag
24th October 2022
Monday 9:31 pm
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>>71404
Carol Kirkwood has been doing a very similar job since the same time as CVordz. Otherwise we could probably simp for a younger newsreader, such as the glorious Karin Giannone.
>> No. 71406 Billbob
24th October 2022
Monday 9:45 pm
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I remember going to an internet cafe as a teen, being creeped out by some old anorak browsing some geocities page of news anchor upskirts. That's you lot that is.
>> No. 71407 Anonymous
25th October 2022
Tuesday 2:09 am
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>>71406

>geocities

>That's you lot that is


Not really. Estimates about the average age of .gs users vary, but most of them probably weren't even around when geocities was in its heyday. Or at least they weren't old enough.

I'm an actual oldfag in his 40s who spent many endless nights at uni trawling geocities webrings for interesting things to look at and the odd bit of amateur porn. But if it's any consolation to you, I did it in my own four walls. We had pretty strict rules about Internet usage at the university's computer rooms, and they included avoiding any sites that we knew would contain pornographic, obscene, violent, copyrighted or illegal material. In theory, that applied to the student housing subnet as well, but no logfiles were ever checked there in a meaningful way, because the subnet's admin was one of our mates.
>> No. 71413 Anonymous
31st October 2022
Monday 3:38 pm
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Vordermort
>> No. 71414 R4GE
31st October 2022
Monday 3:39 pm
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Morevordermort
>> No. 71432 YubYub
7th November 2022
Monday 12:47 pm
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Grey jumper vorderman.
>> No. 71433 Auntiefucker
7th November 2022
Monday 12:48 pm
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Grey jumper vorderman.
>> No. 71497 Paedofag
18th November 2022
Friday 9:13 am
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Would you enter the carol vorderman buttery?
>> No. 71498 R4GE
18th November 2022
Friday 7:26 pm
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>>71497
I would enter the Carol Vorderman whether I was buttery or not.
>> No. 71526 Anonymous
22nd November 2022
Tuesday 4:28 pm
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Werthers original vorderman
>> No. 71527 Samefag
22nd November 2022
Tuesday 4:29 pm
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>>71526
The great thing is once I take my glasses off the face smoothing never has to end.
>> No. 71528 Samefag
22nd November 2022
Tuesday 4:46 pm
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>>71527
Hah! My vision gets worse per year, so I have no need for 4k or HD or whatever. I think at this rate I might be legally blind in a few years. Thank goodness subtitiles are the norm now.
>> No. 71533 Crabkiller
23rd November 2022
Wednesday 10:22 am
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Vorders is gonna be on the taskmaster new year's special!
>> No. 71534 Samefag
23rd November 2022
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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>>71533
That water cooler is going to get lucky again.
>> No. 71535 Are Moaty
23rd November 2022
Wednesday 12:53 pm
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>>71534

I'm not sure that anyone could match the horny mad aunt energy of Sally Phillips, not even ARE CAROL.
>> No. 71536 Crabkiller
24th November 2022
Thursday 8:14 pm
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This morning vorderman
>> No. 71537 Paedofag
26th November 2022
Saturday 9:45 am
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Vorderman and her shiny discoballs
>> No. 71538 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 1:22 pm
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How does she do it?
>> No. 71539 YubYub
26th November 2022
Saturday 1:45 pm
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>>71538

The cosmetic surgery is just a cover story - she's actually turning herself into a cyborg. When she took up flying a few years ago, she went up a cup size and had a full set of flight instruments installed. Vorders can always maintain level flight, even in IFR conditions.
>> No. 71540 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 1:59 pm
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>>71539
Ryland and whoever the woman is next to vorders have clearly had work too, so I'm inclined to believe this.
>> No. 71541 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 2:43 pm
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>>71538

Her knockers are so massive that they have started to warp the fabric of spacetime. If you lob a Malteser at the right angle, it'll take up a stable orbit around her.
>> No. 71601 Are Moaty
11th December 2022
Sunday 12:03 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9DwE8oZX8o
>> No. 71602 Ambulancelad
14th December 2022
Wednesday 4:47 pm
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I don't understand this photo. Carol's taking a selfie, but the picture she'd get from holding her phone in this position doesn't correspond with the image uploaded.
>> No. 71603 Billbob
16th December 2022
Friday 7:57 pm
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There is absolutely no way this arse is real.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1603730477512536064
>> No. 71604 Billbob
16th December 2022
Friday 8:10 pm
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>>71603
Seeing is believing, my friend, and I see it all.
>> No. 71605 YubYub
16th December 2022
Friday 8:18 pm
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>>71603

At Aunty Carol's gym, every day is glutes day.
>> No. 71606 YubYub
16th December 2022
Friday 8:23 pm
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>>71605
Gluteus to the maximus.
>> No. 71607 Are Moaty
16th December 2022
Friday 8:27 pm
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>>71606

No pain, no gain.
>> No. 71609 Crabkiller
18th December 2022
Sunday 6:59 pm
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Vorders putting the boot into Clarkson. Too right.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1604381985203519488
>> No. 71624 Are Moaty
28th December 2022
Wednesday 4:33 pm
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>Carol Vorderman has revealed she had to take a restraining order out on a stalker earlier this year.

>The Celebrity Gogglebox star, 62, told her fans that a 'Vorder stalker' meant she had to alter her travel plans throughout 2022, but civil restraining orders "have now been signed".

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carol-vorderman-says-take-out-28828398

Alright, own up. Who's the vorder stalker?
>> No. 71625 YubYub
29th December 2022
Thursday 12:23 pm
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>>71624


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPne-KkQ3rA
>> No. 71627 YubYub
2nd January 2023
Monday 9:15 am
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Dunno if you lads watched the Taskmaster special, but Carol's an odd one.
>> No. 71628 Billbob
2nd January 2023
Monday 10:12 am
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>>71627
I watched it, what do you mean?
>> No. 71629 YubYub
2nd January 2023
Monday 10:53 am
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>>71628
Her face is swollen like she's had an allergic reaction and she talks like her mouth is full of cotton wool, which I know are both the results of too much treatment, but then there's her whole... personality as well.
>> No. 71631 Crabkiller
2nd January 2023
Monday 11:46 am
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>>71628

She's a 62 year old woman who has massive fake tits, lives in a van and has sex with an implausible number of younger men. She is, at a minimum, somewhat eccentric.
>> No. 71632 YubYub
2nd January 2023
Monday 12:05 pm
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>>71631
Don't forget the surgically enhanced arse
>> No. 71633 Moralfag
2nd January 2023
Monday 12:14 pm
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>>71632

For a skinny girl, Amelia Dimoldenberg has a surprisingly nice arse.
>> No. 71634 YubYub
2nd January 2023
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>71633
Was she the one who was crawling on the floor in the fish food challenge? I couldn't really tell the difference between her and the other one, but the one crawling certainly had a cracking arse. You could tell that Vorders was livid at being upstaged by someone younger and prettier than her; SHE JUST HAS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION .
>> No. 71635 Ambulancelad
2nd January 2023
Monday 12:24 pm
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>>71634

Dunno but Carol needn't worry, Amelia has a type.
>> No. 71636 YubYub
2nd January 2023
Monday 1:17 pm
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>>71631
>lives in a van
Wait, what? Does she really?
>> No. 71637 R4GE
2nd January 2023
Monday 1:37 pm
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>>71636

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/carol-vorderman-sells-stunning-26m-6350242

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carol-vorderman-says-take-out-28828398
>> No. 71638 Samefag
2nd January 2023
Monday 1:48 pm
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>>71637
>Taking to her Twitter account on Wednesday morning, the mum-of-two shared a montage of pictures and clips from her time on the road and various holidays abroad.

I really don't get why the papers are obsessed with describing women as mums.
>> No. 71639 Ambulancelad
2nd January 2023
Monday 2:03 pm
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>>71634

Nah, that was Self Esteem. She's comfortably on the thicc side. Ameila Dimoldenberg is the tiny one who looks like a stressed primary school teacher.
>> No. 71641 Auntiefucker
2nd January 2023
Monday 4:56 pm
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>>71638

You see men often enough described as dads too. My perception anyway.
>> No. 71642 Ambulancelad
2nd January 2023
Monday 5:39 pm
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>>71638

How can we know if we're supposed to like a woman if we don't know whether she's a selfish barren hag?

>>71641

The only example I can think of is Boris Johnson, and that's only because of the debate over exactly how many children he has.
>> No. 71643 Samefag
2nd January 2023
Monday 6:57 pm
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Actually, thinking about it, It's so they've got an excuse to sneer at chavs and other undesirables. If we take that woman from the Christmas thread with all the face tattoos:

>A mum-of-seven who is covered from head to toe in tattoos and has the Kray twins inked on her leg says she'll keep getting more until she's 80 despite people staring at her in the street. Defiant Melissa Sloan, 45, got her first design at 20 and now has love hearts and a flag of St George on her face.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-7-covered-tattoos-says-26779104

Now we can sneer at her for being a mum of seven which, in conjunction with letting her boyfriend doodle tattoos all over her face, shows she makes poor life choices because she's a thicko and we should look down on her for it. By referring to all women who've squeezed out kids as mums it means they can claim they're not singling her out and shaming her for it, so if you think less of her for having seven kids that's on you thank you very much.
>> No. 71644 Moralfag
2nd January 2023
Monday 7:38 pm
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>>71643

It was a simpler time when you could just sneer at them for having 40'' TVs and spending all day having fags while watching Jeremy Kyle.
>> No. 71645 Billbob
2nd January 2023
Monday 7:59 pm
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I think it's just the desperate attempt not to repeat words while writing a news story. Once you've said "woman" a few times, saying she's got kids helps to shake up the vocabulary a bit. It's like when someone on the news is talking about an election, and then starts calling it a poll instead, even though no normal person would ever do such a thing and I don't even know if elections really count as polls anyway.
>> No. 71646 R4GE
4th January 2023
Wednesday 2:01 am
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>>71645
>> No. 71647 YubYub
4th January 2023
Wednesday 8:45 pm
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>>71646
When were us Brits ever remotely "normal"?
>> No. 71664 Anonymous
7th January 2023
Saturday 12:15 pm
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Amanda holdenonto Carol's chest.
>> No. 71665 Searchfag
7th January 2023
Saturday 12:16 pm
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Denim vorderman.
>> No. 71666 Moralfag
7th January 2023
Saturday 1:24 pm
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>>71665

Do you think she gets her clothes custom made? Is there some special shop for the anatomically implausible, where Aunty Carol and all the Onlyfans 1%ers get their clobber? If you go through a secret door in the petite section of Topshop, do you gain access to a section for people whose bodies look badly photoshopped?
>> No. 71667 Paedofag
7th January 2023
Saturday 2:37 pm
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>>71666
It's a guess jumpsuit.

https://www.denimdream.com/EE/en/product/jumpsuit-w1bd20-d4hg2-guess_202892
>> No. 71669 Ambulancelad
8th January 2023
Sunday 9:59 pm
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
>> No. 71670 Searchfag
8th January 2023
Sunday 11:43 pm
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>>71669

We were all warned.
>> No. 71671 Samefag
9th January 2023
Monday 2:11 am
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>>71669
If any of the questions are about how that jiggle somehow defies gravity, none of us are getting anywhere near 10.
>> No. 71673 R4GE
9th January 2023
Monday 10:45 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLon6jEmafs
>> No. 71682 Anonymous
9th January 2023
Monday 6:32 pm
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>>71673
Oh Carol
>> No. 71687 Samefag
10th January 2023
Tuesday 1:43 am
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>>71682
>> No. 71688 Ambulancelad
10th January 2023
Tuesday 8:16 am
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>>71687
I admire the confidence of this artist, if nothing else.
>> No. 71697 Samefag
14th January 2023
Saturday 1:08 pm
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Of course Carol has five lovers.
That's one for the top and four for the bottom
>> No. 71698 YubYub
15th January 2023
Sunday 3:27 am
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Carol has two kids.

Four big ones, and two little ones.
>> No. 71702 YubYub
15th January 2023
Sunday 11:28 am
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>>71698
Imagine being Carol's son. Imagine having your mum broadcasting to the world how she likes to get regularly railed by five different men.
>> No. 71706 Crabkiller
18th January 2023
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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Latex vorderman.
>> No. 71707 Billbob
18th January 2023
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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Red rubbery vorderman.
>> No. 71708 Samefag
18th January 2023
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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Red rubbery rear vorderman.
>> No. 71709 YubYub
18th January 2023
Wednesday 7:59 pm
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Fuck sake
>> No. 71710 Searchfag
18th January 2023
Wednesday 9:13 pm
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Surely it's just a matter of time before she starts an OnlyFans.
>> No. 71711 YubYub
18th January 2023
Wednesday 9:35 pm
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>>71710
The world is Carol's only onlyfans page. We're living in it.
>> No. 71712 Ambulancelad
20th January 2023
Friday 5:40 pm
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Shiny trousers vorderman.
>> No. 71715 Searchfag
29th January 2023
Sunday 6:16 pm
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Comrade Carol's going after the Tories good and proper now. She's going to suffocate Tiny little Sunak with her impressive arse cheeks.

I also feel uneasy now I know she's as old as my mum.
>> No. 71716 Samefag
29th January 2023
Sunday 11:01 pm
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How long until someone properly runs Carol through one of those AIs and this thread loses all connection with reality?
>> No. 71717 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 11:05 pm
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>>71715
IF YOUR MUM IS AS FIT AS CAROL I'D HAVE A POP AT HER TOO, ladm9.
>> No. 71718 Anonymous
31st January 2023
Tuesday 1:47 pm
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Softcore Vorders
>> No. 71719 Paedofag
31st January 2023
Tuesday 2:34 pm
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>>71718
Shit, she actually looks alright in this one.
>> No. 71722 Moralfag
2nd February 2023
Thursday 8:07 pm
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I'm not saying that she's aware of this thread, but why else would she be referring to herself in the third person as 'aunty Carol'?

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1621183399577718786
>> No. 71723 Samefag
2nd February 2023
Thursday 8:39 pm
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>>71722
Because she is 62 years old and most of us wouldn't fuck her if she was our mum, but an aunt is still a possibility.
>> No. 71724 R4GE
2nd February 2023
Thursday 9:15 pm
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>>71723

If carol was my mummy, I'd crawl right back up from whence I came.
>> No. 71725 Anonymous
2nd February 2023
Thursday 10:05 pm
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>>71724
You'd probably fit and all.
>> No. 71726 Are Moaty
2nd February 2023
Thursday 10:34 pm
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>>71725

They'd need a team of expert gynaecologists to get me out.
>> No. 71727 Ambulancelad
2nd February 2023
Thursday 11:11 pm
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>>71726
Maybe Elon will offer to build a vehicle for it.
>> No. 71728 Searchfag
2nd February 2023
Thursday 11:45 pm
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>>71727
Probably not before calling everyone a pedo.
>> No. 71729 Searchfag
3rd February 2023
Friday 7:21 am
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>>71727

Ron Howard will make a tense and painstakingly researched docudrama starring Colin Farrell and Viggo Mortensen.
>> No. 71786 Auntiefucker
21st February 2023
Tuesday 2:24 pm
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Messy hair vorderman.
>> No. 71793 Billbob
22nd February 2023
Wednesday 9:10 am
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>>71786
Do you reckon if you just sent her a Twitter message and had a relatively normal looking profile that you could strike up a conversation and end up getting some Vorderfanny?
>> No. 71794 Anonymous
22nd February 2023
Wednesday 10:06 am
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>>71793

Carol's roster of "special friends" is an exclusive club with strict membership criteria. "Relatively normal" isn't going to cut the mustard, I'm afraid.
>> No. 71808 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 12:12 pm
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>>71794
We could crowdsource responses from a thread here? Flirting by committee, then find the most attractive, least ge boy of us to send the first cock pic? I’m not sure what the next step is with dignified ladies with her but I’m sure we’d have a lot of options from there.
>> No. 71809 R4GE
23rd February 2023
Thursday 12:36 pm
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Nobody's contacting Carol. We're not ending up in the news. Not after last time.
>> No. 71811 Are Moaty
23rd February 2023
Thursday 1:30 pm
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>>71809

Look, I already explained this to the judge. I just coincidentally happened to be driving in the same direction as Carol and those binoculars were for birdwatching.
>> No. 71812 Searchfag
23rd February 2023
Thursday 2:49 pm
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>>71811

>and those binoculars were for birdwatching

Yeah mate, you were watching a bird, we believe you.
>> No. 71813 YubYub
23rd February 2023
Thursday 3:29 pm
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>>71812

I saw a couple of great tits.
>> No. 71814 Moralfag
23rd February 2023
Thursday 6:16 pm
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>>71813
But enough about the other posters in this thread.
>> No. 71815 Are Moaty
24th February 2023
Friday 1:43 am
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>>71814
>> No. 71818 Moralfag
8th March 2023
Wednesday 7:45 am
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Lopsided tit vorderman
>> No. 71819 R4GE
8th March 2023
Wednesday 7:47 am
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Crime fighting vorderman.
>> No. 71820 Searchfag
8th March 2023
Wednesday 12:38 pm
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>>71818

I can't work out the physics on this one. I can only imagine that Carol's tit implants are interconnected, like the Hydragas suspension on an Austin Allegro.
>> No. 71821 Moralfag
8th March 2023
Wednesday 12:54 pm
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>>71820
>> No. 71822 Are Moaty
8th March 2023
Wednesday 1:24 pm
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>>71820
>>71821
She's wearing a sports bra and has massive tits, you turbovirgins.
>> No. 71823 Crabkiller
8th March 2023
Wednesday 1:26 pm
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>>71822
>> No. 71824 R4GE
8th March 2023
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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>>71822
You're going to have to explain how a sports bra inflates one tit whilst deflating the other.
>> No. 71826 YubYub
11th March 2023
Saturday 1:15 am
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Countdown clock vorderman.
>> No. 71827 Moralfag
11th March 2023
Saturday 1:16 am
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Red vorderman.
>> No. 71828 Ambulancelad
11th March 2023
Saturday 1:17 am
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Red vorderman.
>> No. 71829 Crabkiller
11th March 2023
Saturday 1:18 am
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Red vorderman.
>> No. 71830 Billbob
14th March 2023
Tuesday 6:54 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 71831 Are Moaty
15th March 2023
Wednesday 11:58 am
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VORDERS INTERVIEW
>> No. 71832 Billbob
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:09 am
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Imagine being willy.
>> No. 71841 Ambulancelad
31st March 2023
Friday 6:02 pm
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Vorderman Spanking Tories


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xDjvo6RMI
>> No. 71901 YubYub
24th April 2023
Monday 7:12 am
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Bikini vorderman.
>> No. 71945 Searchfag
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 9:21 am
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Blue leathery vorderman.
>> No. 71946 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 9:21 am
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Brown leathery vorderman
>> No. 71947 Samefag
3rd May 2023
Wednesday 9:22 pm
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>>71946

Yes, but what's she wearing?
>> No. 71948 Auntiefucker
3rd May 2023
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>> No. 71949 Ambulancelad
3rd May 2023
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>> No. 71969 YubYub
25th May 2023
Thursday 7:37 pm
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Carol's finally sticking her chest out on twitter again rather than solely tweeting about politics!
>> No. 71993 R4GE
26th May 2023
Friday 11:59 pm
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Her skins looks like it'd move seperately from the muscle beneath, like raw chicken. Not to age shame - I wish people would age gracefully instead of falsifying an appearance youth.
>> No. 71994 Crabkiller
27th May 2023
Saturday 12:24 am
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>>71993

>Her skins looks like it'd move seperately from the muscle beneath

Hang on, does yours not do that? I think you're the weird one m8.
>> No. 72034 Are Moaty
29th May 2023
Monday 11:27 pm
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Carol Vorderman was on this week's episode of Have I Got News For You. She is delightfully militant, but didn't really offer any new information. She's a good NPC.
>> No. 72035 YubYub
30th May 2023
Tuesday 5:43 am
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>>72034
>BUT DIDN'T REALLY OFFER ANY NEW INFORMATION

What were you expecting from hignfy?
>> No. 72037 Searchfag
30th May 2023
Tuesday 5:53 pm
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>>72034

It looks like Ian Hislop had a good night.
>> No. 72038 YubYub
30th May 2023
Tuesday 6:05 pm
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>>72037
What do you reckon Paul Merton was up to?
>> No. 72041 YubYub
30th May 2023
Tuesday 7:50 pm
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>>72038

Getting his muscles felt.
>> No. 72055 Crabkiller
31st May 2023
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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>>72041
Ah don't get it.
>> No. 72057 Auntiefucker
31st May 2023
Wednesday 6:48 pm
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>>72041
>> No. 72058 Crabkiller
31st May 2023
Wednesday 7:07 pm
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>>72057
What's that got to do with Paul Merton tho?
>> No. 72059 Anonymous
31st May 2023
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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>>72058
Nabil Abdulrashid was Paul Merton's teammate on the episode in question. He was really good; I liked him a lot. To answer your next question, that's him in the first picture (but not the second picture).
>> No. 72063 Moralfag
1st June 2023
Thursday 10:52 pm
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>>72059
I've never heard of him before but he was quite funny.
>> No. 72072 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 2:42 am
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>> No. 72073 Are Moaty
27th June 2023
Tuesday 2:43 am
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PADDLE BOARDERMAN
>> No. 72084 Auntiefucker
5th July 2023
Wednesday 10:23 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX2-GZL4yps
>> No. 72085 Crabkiller
5th July 2023
Wednesday 12:17 pm
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>>72084
Lovely bit of jiggliness from Alison there.
>> No. 72197 Ambulancelad
8th November 2023
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67357877

Based Carol.
>> No. 72210 Searchfag
9th November 2023
Thursday 3:38 pm
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>>72197
This government radicalised Aunty Carol, and for that alone they must be annihilated. We must find a solution to the Tory problem, and if anyone's great with solutions to problems it's a cyborg maths genius with a massive pair of compute nodes.
>> No. 72211 YubYub
9th November 2023
Thursday 5:43 pm
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>>72210
Aunty Carol was already radicalised. She'll do owt if it means the spotlight goes her way.
>> No. 72212 Crabkiller
9th November 2023
Thursday 9:40 pm
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>>72211
I think she will be the next Prime Minister.
>> No. 72213 YubYub
9th November 2023
Thursday 10:08 pm
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>>72212

She couldn't do a worse job than Sunak, but she would cause thousands of middle-aged men to wank themselves to death. Imagine having to do your GCSE History coursework on The Great Wankageddon of 2025.
>> No. 72224 R4GE
17th November 2023
Friday 10:37 pm
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Red shiny vorderman.
>> No. 72225 Moralfag
21st November 2023
Tuesday 6:03 am
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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT VORDERWOMAN.
>> No. 72226 Paedofag
21st November 2023
Tuesday 8:15 am
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>>72225
Now that my dad's getting old and frail he's looking like old and frail bill Clinton, but they didn't look alike before they were old and frail.
>> No. 72227 Crabkiller
21st November 2023
Tuesday 12:42 pm
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>>72226
All old people look the same. My friend’s 61-year-old boyfriend could be literally anyone; I don’t know him from Adam despite having met him several times. It’s a running joke between us, although this does suggest that maybe not everyone has old-man face blindness.
>> No. 72228 Ambulancelad
21st November 2023
Tuesday 1:12 pm
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>>72226
My dad looks like Jeremy Clarkson these days. I found it curious at first but then the horror dawned on me that I was looking into my own future. I don't know how it happened to him or maybe it's always been the case and I just don't see him as much as I used to.

If you want to picture the future of .gs imagine elderly celebrities having a cunt-off – forever. While >>72227 tries to set us up with his local stairlift lubricators.
>> No. 72229 Ambulancelad
21st November 2023
Tuesday 5:00 pm
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>>72227

I'm curious how old your friend is?
>> No. 72230 R4GE
21st November 2023
Tuesday 5:10 pm
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>>72229
She is 38.
>> No. 72231 Searchfag
21st November 2023
Tuesday 5:26 pm
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>>72230

that's like me dating a 12 year old. pensionerlad is knocking it out the park.
>> No. 72247 Paedofag
17th December 2023
Sunday 5:26 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjKNnX2V5S8
>> No. 72248 Paedofag
17th December 2023
Sunday 6:15 pm
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>>72247

62 years old. She's old enough to get a Freedom Pass. Old enough to join Saga. Old enough to live in sheltered accommodation. Christ, I love science.
>> No. 72249 Samefag
23rd December 2023
Saturday 11:54 am
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What sticks out more, tits or arse?
>> No. 72250 Paedofag
23rd December 2023
Saturday 3:08 pm
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>>72228

My dad transformed from Robert DeNiro to Danny DeVito in the blink of an eye. It'll happen to the best of us, lads.
>> No. 72251 Anonymous
23rd December 2023
Saturday 4:17 pm
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>>72249

Aunty Carol's knockers look like they'd actually honk if you squeezed them.
>> No. 72252 Samefag
23rd December 2023
Saturday 10:48 pm
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Please stop posting pictures of this gilf, it's having an unsavory effect on my porn browsing habits.
>> No. 72253 Crabkiller
23rd December 2023
Saturday 11:15 pm
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>>72251
I don't know if you'd be able to honk them. It doesn't look like there'd be any stretch in that dress, it's on so tight.
>> No. 72254 Crabkiller
24th December 2023
Sunday 10:57 am
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>Carol Vorderman’s connection to the festive season goes all the way back. She was born on Christmas Eve 63 years ago and owes her first name to that date.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/dec/24/carol-vorderman-perfect-10-quiz-book-countdown-interview

What have you got Aunty Carol for her birthday?
>> No. 72255 Ambulancelad
24th December 2023
Sunday 11:22 am
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>>72254

I'd get her something, but I'd be in breach of my bail conditions.

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