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>> No. 63734 Ambulancelad
16th July 2019
Tuesday 8:56 pm
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when i was about 4 in about 1985 i took a kitkat out the packet and it had a gold foil.

i thought "that's strange", ate it and through the wrapper away.
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>> No. 63735 Anonymous
16th July 2019
Tuesday 9:00 pm
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You fucked up, Charlie. This is why your grandad died in his bed
>> No. 63736 Paedofag
16th July 2019
Tuesday 9:07 pm
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*threw
>> No. 63740 Are Moaty
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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>>63734>>63736
My school made that typo on the letter my parents got after I "through" a chair at a madlad. It really shifted the focus away from my fuck up, come to think of it.

I wonder if my mum's a mod?

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>> No. 63511 Crabkiller
21st June 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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can hermes send parcels back through time now?
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>> No. 63578 YubYub
28th June 2019
Friday 5:42 am
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>>63557 bottle m8 once tried filling a s16 got a hernia
>> No. 63582 YubYub
28th June 2019
Friday 5:04 pm
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>>63577
Ghetto Olympics huh?


>> No. 63737 Ambulancelad
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:06 pm
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>>63551
Got an HW100KT in the end. I don't think there's a tin or plastic bottle left in the house that doesn't have .177 sized holes in it.
>> No. 63738 YubYub
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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>>63737
Please live better.
>> No. 63739 YubYub
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:11 pm
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>>63738
Working on it, m8.

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>> No. 63640 YubYub
11th July 2019
Thursday 11:47 am
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Justice for are Tommeh!
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>> No. 63725 Paedofag
15th July 2019
Monday 4:22 pm
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>>63724
This isn't his first run in the slammer. So I don't think he can 'only just discover' that.

The only new angle here is most of the people who watch him are too stupid to understand the point of contempt of court, therefore it was a conspiracy by the state who have it in for him, so one will presume this will lead into him forming a political party.
>> No. 63726 Are Moaty
15th July 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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>>63725
>The slammer

There's a distinct lack of kids TV these days that's watchable as an adult.
>> No. 63727 Searchfag
15th July 2019
Monday 6:05 pm
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Nearby van's got a custom liscence plate with "TOMMY" stuck on the windshield and a big Union Flag on the back window. Pretty sure it's outside the house that let off an absurdly big firework that scared by dog shitless, prick.

Wish they'd stop ruining the flag too, it's decent flag.
>> No. 63728 YubYub
15th July 2019
Monday 7:20 pm
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>>63726
He's Jerry the Berry, Perry!
>> No. 63729 Billbob
15th July 2019
Monday 8:48 pm
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>>63728

SHABBA!!!

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>> No. 63683 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 7:48 pm
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i only masturbate standing up
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>> No. 63685 Searchfag
12th July 2019
Friday 7:49 pm
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>>63683
Pics or it didn't happen
>> No. 63686 R4GE
12th July 2019
Friday 7:49 pm
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Bit hard to masturbate if you're not up.
>> No. 63688 Ambulancelad
12th July 2019
Friday 9:26 pm
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I know a bloke whose bedroom was in a converted attic, and such was the nature of his room, the position of his computer, and the limited ceiling height, he found the best way to have a wank was kneeling on his bed. As he spent most of his teenage years doing this, he got so used to it that he finds it very difficult to spunk in any other position even to this day.
>> No. 63720 Anonymous
14th July 2019
Sunday 2:25 pm
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>>63688
Shit. This happened to me the other day during sex. How do I fix it?
>> No. 63721 Moralfag
14th July 2019
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>63720 I think you're going to have to wank yourself straight. Should only take a decade or so. Godspeed.

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>> No. 63637 Crabkiller
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:18 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOlDfcWmsug

https://nypost.com/2019/07/10/long-island-bagel-shop-customer-goes-on-bizarre-tirade-over-dating-apps/

Vertically challenged man gets triggered at a woman smiling at him and goes off on a tirade.

I genuinely feel sorry for him. It must be terrible to go through life assuming every innocuous smile and laugh is at your expense.
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>> No. 63657 Samefag
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:54 pm
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he has a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdDBTzbfMnCRvwBv-ZaVsIg

he's taken down a video of him ranting at a shop keeper who asked him how tall he was
>> No. 63661 Crabkiller
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:06 pm
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>>63657

found a backup

rant starts at 38:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNj2NhlNTG8
>> No. 63677 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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>>63661
He can't even hold a camera the right way up so fuck him.
>> No. 63696 Billbob
13th July 2019
Saturday 2:14 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCpYB2M7T4
>> No. 63697 Crabkiller
13th July 2019
Saturday 2:23 am
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>> No. 63664 Ambulancelad
11th July 2019
Thursday 11:53 pm
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>> No. 63665 Moralfag
12th July 2019
Friday 12:46 am
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Either of you lads seen are Andy about?

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>> No. 63643 Ambulancelad
11th July 2019
Thursday 1:04 pm
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I stopped visiting britfa.gs about 7 years ago and remember there being a healthy diversity of viewpoints.
Now I come back to find nothing but a bunch of viciously anti-white climate cultists.
Was this place always so pro-establishment and I'm misremembering, or did something change?
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>> No. 63652 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 3:44 pm
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>>63651
I couldn't be bothered to go beyond the first link that came up for "Boris Johnson racist remarks".
>> No. 63655 Moralfag
11th July 2019
Thursday 5:46 pm
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>>63650
Rather unfortunate time to bring up the third one, a bunch of Papua New Guineans hacked over two dozen people into pieces recently over some tribal feud. Canniabalism is well documented there.

I wouldn't lump it in with the other comments, I think we're all so far removed from actual savagery now that we refuse to believe it actually exists anywhere.
>> No. 63656 Paedofag
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:52 pm
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Simon was long gone seven years ago but was stormfag still around?
>> No. 63659 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 8:00 pm
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>>63643


You're a fucking long way off, every single thread is a cunt off between left and right, racist and not racist, climate activist and climate denier/apathist.

If anything it's more divisive now than it was then. Back then we all used to just gang up on the certified webmaster.
>> No. 63660 Auntiefucker
11th July 2019
Thursday 8:31 pm
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>>63659

Oh searchfag!

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>> No. 63633 Are Moaty
10th July 2019
Wednesday 6:11 pm
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>> No. 63634 YubYub
10th July 2019
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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My mum always sings it as "autoglass repair, autoglass replacement". Now when I hear the proper jingle it doesn't sound right and I have to add "-ment" in my head in order to finish it off.
>> No. 63635 R4GE
10th July 2019
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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I love the fact that they obviously couldn't find a real pothole anywhere, so they dug a nice and square one just to film that.
>> No. 63636 R4GE
11th July 2019
Thursday 12:12 am
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>>63635

That's just how potholes look in Germany. Even their road damage is organised.

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>> No. 63621 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 3:31 pm
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Lads, you've forgotten.

Shame on you all.
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>> No. 63622 YubYub
7th July 2019
Sunday 3:53 pm
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If it's any consolation I still get aggressively upset about the Manchester Arena bombing.
>> No. 63623 Auntiefucker
7th July 2019
Sunday 4:42 pm
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>>63622

Ariana Grenade

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>> No. 63618 Moralfag
7th July 2019
Sunday 1:13 pm
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mods smell of stinky poo
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>> No. 63619 Are Moaty
7th July 2019
Sunday 1:34 pm
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>>63618
Hi /uhu/2542&2544
>> No. 63620 Ambulancelad
7th July 2019
Sunday 1:40 pm
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>>63618
Oh lad.

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>> No. 63545 Crabkiller
23rd June 2019
Sunday 7:59 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2dWHRYJFGE

they couldn't even begin to make a show this awesome nowadays
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>> No. 63600 Billbob
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 11:34 pm
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The lead balloon Pat Sharp jokes, the cheerleaders hands down the little girls pants, that music every 10 seconds. That's the most uncomfortable thing I've watched in a long time.
>> No. 63601 YubYub
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 11:46 pm
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I'm genuinely a bit sad that bouffant mullets aren't socially acceptable any more. The world became a slightly less colourful face when Pat Sharp got a proper haircut.
>> No. 63602 Moralfag
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 11:58 pm
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>>63601
Be the change you want to see.

Sadly I've got a hairline like those bikinis that have the straps high on the waist, also from the 80's, so my options are limited.
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4th July 2019
Thursday 12:00 am
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>>63602

With my hairline, the best I could manage is a Stringfellow.
>> No. 63605 Billbob
4th July 2019
Thursday 2:41 pm
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"get the boys all coveverd in foam and make them change their clothes, then get those sexy cheerleaders to reach down the gir's tops and have a rumage around" - 1980s head of childrens television.

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>> No. 63572 Moralfag
27th June 2019
Thursday 8:58 pm
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>> No. 63579 Ambulancelad
28th June 2019
Friday 5:49 am
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bet his postman loves him
>> No. 63580 Crabkiller
28th June 2019
Friday 8:16 am
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>>63579

How could Pat have been in the US army? He's from the lake district
>> No. 63581 Moralfag
28th June 2019
Friday 8:32 am
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>>63580

Exactly. Fucking Seppos.
>> No. 63588 Paedofag
29th June 2019
Saturday 8:49 am
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>>63580

I thought it was referencing jacob's ladder until the end
>> No. 63589 Paedofag
29th June 2019
Saturday 9:33 am
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I've seen this thread three or four times, and only now I realise I misread it as "man posts dog poo in his letterbox for two years".

I thought they might have just let him get away with it due to his advanced years.

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>> No. 63558 Anonymous
27th June 2019
Thursday 8:37 am
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is this racist?
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>> No. 63561 Crabkiller
27th June 2019
Thursday 9:56 am
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Leave Kanye alone
>> No. 63562 Anonymous
27th June 2019
Thursday 4:56 pm
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>>63559

That particular cat has "British" in its pedigree name, so yes, it is automatically racist
>> No. 63563 Auntiefucker
27th June 2019
Thursday 5:13 pm
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>>63562
You ever notice that when a cat has short hair its British but when it has long hair they call it Scottish?
>> No. 63564 Paedofag
27th June 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
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>>63562
At least it's not a Maine Coon.
>> No. 63565 R4GE
27th June 2019
Thursday 6:02 pm
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Short people aren't a race. Why, they aren't even human.

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>> No. 63515 Auntiefucker
21st June 2019
Friday 6:32 pm
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>> No. 63520 Paedofag
21st June 2019
Friday 10:58 pm
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>>63515
Looks like it's made out of the fluff you find in the tumble dryer.
>> No. 63521 R4GE
21st June 2019
Friday 11:32 pm
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>this one can never run away

neither can real ones if you cut their Achilles tendon.
>> No. 63533 YubYub
22nd June 2019
Saturday 11:15 am
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It looks like a hive of bugs in the shoulder.
>> No. 63534 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 11:23 am
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What's the SCP number for this?
>> No. 63536 YubYub
22nd June 2019
Saturday 1:17 pm
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>>63533
Indeed, it's a really menacing juxtaposition from the mostly dead flowers he's jammed into it.

I can't tell if it's more mental to do this in earnest or as a joke. I suppose I'd have to call it about even on the nutty scale.

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