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>> No. 64030 R4GE
1st September 2019
Sunday 3:22 pm
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>> No. 64036 Samefag
1st September 2019
Sunday 4:03 pm
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>> No. 64037 Moralfag
1st September 2019
Sunday 4:07 pm
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Do they look like a pretentious cunt?
>> No. 64038 R4GE
1st September 2019
Sunday 4:12 pm
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That doesn't narrow it down much.
>> No. 64039 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 5:24 pm
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Well unless they say no. Then I'm down to just Byron you can't have the male pattern baldness horseshoe hair and be that self absorbed. Originally I thought Larry was fine then I noticed the twirl on his moustache. Carla might be decent people who accidentally became fashionable by having the same hair style forever.
>> No. 64040 Billbob
1st September 2019
Sunday 5:26 pm
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Why is Jessica not a young Korean woman? UK:Resistance has really messed up my expectations.

>> No. 64019 Are Moaty
25th August 2019
Sunday 8:58 pm
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does the queen smoke?

if you met the queen, would you dare ask her to lend you a fag?

do you think she'd lend you one? would she save you twos?

if the queen lent you a fag, how much do you reckon you could get for it on ebay? would it be more valuable if it was twos on a fag the queen herself smoked?
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>> No. 64025 R4GE
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:09 pm
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No idea but she drinks like a fish. Gin for breakfast, wine for lunch, champers for tea and more gin for a nightcap. She'd drink Shane McGowan under easily.
>> No. 64026 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:34 pm
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Offered out a drinking competition to the ira, send in your best, if i lose you can potato farm the whole of Ulster and have the freedom to tarmac every road in England. Conceded within 30 minutes.
>> No. 64027 Ambulancelad
31st August 2019
Saturday 9:31 pm
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>> No. 64028 Are Moaty
31st August 2019
Saturday 11:45 pm
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My money's on the Queen and vice versa.
>> No. 64029 Billbob
31st August 2019
Saturday 11:47 pm
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her maj sent in oliver reed as a peace envoy.

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>> No. 64020 YubYub
25th August 2019
Sunday 10:52 pm
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Business idea: a quidshop where everything is a quid, or less, or more.
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>> No. 64024 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:06 pm
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I once dated a girl, she told me that she was a socialist. I said that I didn't understand economics too.

>> No. 64021 Ambulancelad
31st August 2019
Saturday 6:16 pm
64021 Diversity matters

>> No. 64012 Billbob
21st August 2019
Wednesday 7:26 am
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Day three in the cunt-off house.
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>> No. 64013 Paedofag
21st August 2019
Wednesday 8:05 am
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Give me a boost up, I'll go for help.
>> No. 64014 Billbob
21st August 2019
Wednesday 1:19 pm
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DAY THREE IN THE CUNT-OFF HOUSE and the mudslinging over 'toxic masculinity' shows no signs of abating. Over in the corner a couple of nitwits busy themselves splitting hairs over eskimoc ray guns.
>> No. 64018 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 3:22 am
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Sneaky smokester has been called to the Diary Room

>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 64002 YubYub
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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how did he know
>> No. 64003 Are Moaty
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:47 pm
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No-one who's had proper sex with a woman puts that much effort into typing a dirty fantasy on a pokey little imageboard.

Now ask me about my theory of why Ed Sheeran is obviously a virgin...the logic on that one is even more sound!
>> No. 64004 Crabkiller
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:57 pm
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The fact you read that as a fantasy rather than psychological trauma is a bit telling.

And Eds a virgin because he's fucking minging
>> No. 64005 Samefag
19th August 2019
Monday 10:25 am
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No, he's a virgin because he did an entire song about losing his virginity. Everyone knows that only lads who haven't actually had sex go on about how they're definitely not virgins, like Jay off the Inbetweeners.
>> No. 64016 Samefag
24th August 2019
Saturday 3:06 am
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i'm a pedo but i'd would definitely consider having sex with her

>> No. 63775 Anonymous
24th July 2019
Wednesday 12:06 am
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Four hours later and it's still up.

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>> No. 63800 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 7:27 am
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An MP has been accused by a junior member of his staff of waging a persistent campaign of sexual harassment that has left her feeling “intimidated and degraded”.

Jared O’Mara sent a series of messages to the 20-year-old woman, often late at night or early in the morning, in which he repeatedly declared his feelings for her and commented on her appearance.

She claims that he also regularly made “sexist, whale poacheric and lewd comments” about other women including female politicians, creating an “increasingly toxic” environment in his office.


"It was all just banter."
>> No. 63802 Moralfag
26th July 2019
Friday 9:58 am
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I mean she's fucking 20, any lad who's ever fancied her has probably raped her by glancing at her tits.

Women these days.
>> No. 63804 Samefag
27th July 2019
Saturday 10:34 am
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>I’ll have to nickname myself ‘Thrush’ because I irritate cunts

What a tip top lad.
>> No. 63811 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 1:11 pm
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He'll have the Man from UNCLE on him though if he does that
>> No. 64015 Ambulancelad
23rd August 2019
Friday 5:05 pm
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They've both been arrested.


>> No. 64006 Ambulancelad
19th August 2019
Monday 4:10 pm
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>> No. 64008 Crabkiller
19th August 2019
Monday 11:02 pm
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>& Russian Village Boys

I don't like inexact that is. Sounds like he gets through them rather fast.
>> No. 64009 Searchfag
20th August 2019
Tuesday 5:38 pm
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I played too much stalker but i unironically love this gopnik shit tbh
>> No. 64010 Moralfag
20th August 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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Looks to me like they've just discovered irony.
>> No. 64011 Anonymous
20th August 2019
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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>> No. 64017 R4GE
24th August 2019
Saturday 5:37 am
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Such Russian, very funny indeed.

>> No. 62428 YubYub
8th January 2019
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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If our so-called yellow vest movement hates Europe so much then why have they taken inspiration from the distinctly European gilet jaunes?
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>> No. 63759 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 6:40 pm
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>A pro-Brexit activist has admitted to public order offences after calling MP Anna Soubry a Nazi outside Parliament. James Goddard, 30, from Altrincham, Greater Manchester, pleaded guilty to causing alarm and distress using threatening or abusive language.


Fucking hell, lads. Is it actually against the law to call someone in public a nazi? I've called people worse, a lot worse. Suppose I better leave the country before the rozzers catch me.
>> No. 63760 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 7:03 pm
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If you make a habit of verbally abusing people on their way to work, I think we can do without you.
>> No. 63761 Crabkiller
19th July 2019
Friday 8:03 pm
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I'm assuming he was following her down the street and shouting it at her, if he'd just gone "yous a Nazi, you are" and cleared off I'm fairly certain he'd have been alright.

>It's not what you said, it's the way you said it
>> No. 63762 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 8:31 pm
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The best bit:

>He also admitted one racially aggravated public order offence against a police officer.
>> No. 63995 Auntiefucker
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:51 pm
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Those far-right nutters have, allegedly, beaten up are Owen.


>> No. 63922 Samefag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 5:55 pm
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Human-sized penguin fossil discovered in New Zealand


Do you reckon you could take a human-sized penguin in a fight? I bet if you caught one with a clothesline or a dropkick then you'd have the upper hand. All you've got to do is avoid the beak and knock them the fuck down.
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>> No. 63923 Billbob
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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I'd be hesitant to claim supremacy without knowing what it can do with its feet. My initial idea would be to rugby tackle it, but if it can scrape me senseless with its claws that could be a bad idea, or worse still if it opened either of the arteries on the inside of my legs.

Maybe get it drunk instead, hope it slips over in it's own piss.
>> No. 63924 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:37 pm
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It would fucking destroy me. Look at that fucker, it's like a fridge freezer made out of 100% henchness.
>> No. 63925 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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I'm pretty sure I saw some of these birds waddling about in Cardiff at the weekend.
>> No. 63926 R4GE
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:24 pm
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They don't really use their feet. They tend to slapwith their flippers, belly bouncr and peck.


Kick them in the cunt.

>> No. 63891 Anonymous
13th August 2019
Tuesday 12:10 am
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>> No. 63917 Searchfag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 2:43 am
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Who's this "somone" fellow?
>> No. 63918 Auntiefucker
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:04 am
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You mean whom. If you're going to take a pop at somone else's grammar you need to make sure yours is flawless.
>> No. 63919 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 8:23 am
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>> No. 63920 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:58 am
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>> No. 63921 Paedofag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 10:28 am
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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.


To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 63907 R4GE
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:10 pm
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>inconveniencing people and impeding hospitals
Like Brexit or Tory policy?
>> No. 63908 Ambulancelad
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:12 pm
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With such a snarky zinger I thought I was still reading comments on the Guardian.
>> No. 63909 Paedofag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:13 pm
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I don't see a "no" there.
>> No. 63910 Searchfag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:16 pm
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Brexit is good for the NHS. The bus told me so.
>> No. 63911 Billbob
13th August 2019
Tuesday 9:47 pm
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>> No. 63877 Searchfag
9th August 2019
Friday 11:33 pm
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>> No. 63885 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 11:46 am
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>> No. 63886 YubYub
10th August 2019
Saturday 12:32 pm
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Good point. There are a number of factors then. How many women per million have testes vs how many of us there are is the big one. The other one that comes to mind is that she may have testes but does she produce semen? Produce as in ejaculate it as pollution, rather than simply create a small amount then recycle it internally as a closed system. If the latter then her cum emissions are still next to zero more than any non-hidden testes woman, especially if you take into account that any woman may cause there to be more semen emitted into the world by giving someone a handjob in a situation where they wouldn't otherwise have masturbated.
>> No. 63888 Crabkiller
10th August 2019
Saturday 2:12 pm
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He's just senile.
>> No. 63889 YubYub
10th August 2019
Saturday 2:55 pm
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We can see that, but let's get back to talking about Joe Biden.
>> No. 63890 Are Moaty
10th August 2019
Saturday 3:26 pm
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Wasn't this already posted in a context where it made sense?

>> No. 63870 Ambulancelad
9th August 2019
Friday 2:00 pm
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Ian Watkins is the name

Storing phones up my arse in prison is the game
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>> No. 63871 Anonymous
9th August 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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>> No. 63872 Samefag
9th August 2019
Friday 3:04 pm
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At least he's had practice. I saw that photo of him with a baseball bat up there.
>> No. 63873 Crabkiller
9th August 2019
Friday 3:12 pm
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Lags have it so easy these days with those bumphones.
>> No. 63874 Are Moaty
9th August 2019
Friday 3:14 pm
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