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>> No. 65350 YubYub
4th May 2020
Monday 6:51 pm
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Happy star wars.
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>> No. 65370 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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>>65369
That's the future editorship of private eye you're talking smack about lad
>> No. 65372 R4GE
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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>>65369
>> No. 65373 YubYub
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:39 pm
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>>65372
>> No. 65374 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:43 pm
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>>65372

I assume you intended to referencing the mods as the 'old lady still down with the punks' but the middle aged punks dry humping a old youth culture in trappings alone is the much more accurate metaphor.
>> No. 65376 Crabkiller
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:56 pm
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>>65374
You are definitely overthinking this.

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>> No. 65359 Billbob
5th May 2020
Tuesday 11:25 am
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>yep, that's me in the middle and you're probably wondering how i got here

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>> No. 65338 Searchfag
2nd May 2020
Saturday 6:56 pm
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what the hell happened?
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>> No. 65342 Ambulancelad
2nd May 2020
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>65339
Come on lad.
>> No. 65343 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 1:05 am
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>>65338

the great migration to r/britfa has begun! itz!
>> No. 65344 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 7:12 am
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>>65338
You looked for a page that doesn't exist?
>> No. 65348 Ambulancelad
3rd May 2020
Sunday 12:46 pm
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>>65344
It's a 50x, not a 40x. That (in theory) means something went wrong in trying to fetch the resource, not that it didn't exist.
>> No. 65349 Crabkiller
3rd May 2020
Sunday 1:27 pm
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I saw the same page this morning for the URL

http://britfa.gs/sfw/

which is the same one I'm on now.

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>> No. 65286 Crabkiller
17th April 2020
Friday 11:22 am
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oi lads why wasn't you lot clappin' last night fer are tommeh' he raised 15 billion for are en aych ess also i saw one of yous going to the laplander shop for some fags not essential now is it ive reported you to facebook discraceful stay home save lifes clap for are boys an are en aych ess also fuck five gee an all karen was tellin' me it causes corona and canser burn it all down
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>> No. 65293 Anonymous
17th April 2020
Friday 6:06 pm
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>>65286
I BET HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE FUCKING PAGE I RECKON HES A WRONGUN
>> No. 65347 Ambulancelad
3rd May 2020
Sunday 8:22 am
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>>65286

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>> No. 65327 Anonymous
25th April 2020
Saturday 8:09 pm
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Oscar's orchestra was shit and I'm prepared to argue on the internet with anyone who says otherwise. Fucking come at me.
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>> No. 65328 Billbob
25th April 2020
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>65327
I can't tell if I remember this cartoon or not.
>> No. 65329 Billbob
25th April 2020
Saturday 9:57 pm
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>>65328
The plot was that the bad guy hated music and was leading a genocide of musical instruments, who were all sentient beings, so the piano would fly around and stop him. Anyways it was shit.
>> No. 65345 Ambulancelad
3rd May 2020
Sunday 8:04 am
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>>65327
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>> No. 65346 Paedofag
3rd May 2020
Sunday 8:21 am
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>>65345
Oscar's orchestra.

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>> No. 65334 Crabkiller
28th April 2020
Tuesday 7:19 pm
65334 This film spaffs all over Greta's tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk11vI-7czE

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 65335 Searchfag
28th April 2020
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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has she even got any?
>> No. 65336 Auntiefucker
30th April 2020
Thursday 7:05 pm
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>> No. 65337 Are Moaty
1st May 2020
Friday 1:47 am
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>>65336

left

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>> No. 65330 Searchfag
27th April 2020
Monday 7:11 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OphWSUPISPI
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>> No. 65333 Ambulancelad
28th April 2020
Tuesday 3:53 pm
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i just download a rom and It's not too bad.

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>> No. 65315 YubYub
23rd April 2020
Thursday 11:29 am
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According to andrex you should be using 3 to 4 sheets per wipe of the bum before giving it a good clean with a wet wipe and padding it dry with more toilet roll.

Is this excessive or is this merely a ploy by big bog roll?
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>> No. 65321 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 7:02 pm
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I start with the wet ones and finish off with a dry polish. This method wastes too many dry ones at the beginning. My ringpiece is usually fine after the first sheet.
>> No. 65322 YubYub
23rd April 2020
Thursday 7:06 pm
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3-4 in one wipe? the fuck kind of technique are people expected to use that requires 3-4 per wipe?
>> No. 65323 Billbob
23rd April 2020
Thursday 7:18 pm
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>>65322
I get two, fold it in half, spit on it, wrap it around my index finger then have a poke around.
>> No. 65324 Samefag
23rd April 2020
Thursday 9:10 pm
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I got it down to two peices last year, sometimes even one. Liberal folding, lads. Liberal folding. These days I don't even use the stuff, just got a wet rag that I rinse off once in a while. Cleanest arse I've ever had.

>>65323
You're not even joking, are you?
>> No. 65325 Paedofag
23rd April 2020
Thursday 9:22 pm
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>>65324
No. Sometimes I fold it more than once.

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>> No. 65313 YubYub
23rd April 2020
Thursday 9:29 am
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What do you see?
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>> No. 65314 Paedofag
23rd April 2020
Thursday 10:50 am
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>>65313
A MAN MAKING TOAST
>> No. 65319 Crabkiller
23rd April 2020
Thursday 6:18 pm
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ARE ST GEORGE VICTORIOUSLY TOASTING THE BREAD OF ENGLANDS ENEMIES, while waiting for someone to invent the toaster because he really needs a piss

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>> No. 65310 R4GE
20th April 2020
Monday 10:08 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jurYK8BfHO8
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>> No. 65311 Ambulancelad
20th April 2020
Monday 10:11 pm
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How did you find this clip with 10 views from a 5 subscriber channel with content such as this?
>> No. 65312 YubYub
20th April 2020
Monday 10:12 pm
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>>65311
It's been all over reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/g4b44h/adorable_moment_man_interrupted_by_his_son_on/

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>> No. 63606 YubYub
5th July 2019
Friday 4:54 am
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Mods are asleep

Post Ossett
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>> No. 65305 Auntiefucker
20th April 2020
Monday 4:56 am
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>>65303
Took me ages to dig this up.
>> No. 65306 Auntiefucker
20th April 2020
Monday 4:57 am
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>> No. 65307 Auntiefucker
20th April 2020
Monday 9:12 am
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>>65305

I think I was lurking IRC at home during the partay, feeling at least a little bit of FOMO, though we didn't have an acronym for it at the time. I do sometimes wonder if my life would have been appreciably different if I'd travelled the length of the country to get drunk with some internet strangers that one time. Probably not.
>> No. 65308 R4GE
20th April 2020
Monday 9:37 am
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>>65307
>I DO SOMETIMES WONDER IF MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN APPRECIABLY DIFFERENT IF I'D TRAVELLED THE LENGTH OF THE COUNTRY TO GET DRUNK WITH SOME INTERNET STRANGERS THAT ONE TIME. PROBABLY NOT.
I did discuss it at the time with a mate of mine but he wasn't up for it and I wasn't going alone. Might've been fun, who knows.
>> No. 65309 YubYub
20th April 2020
Monday 9:50 am
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>>65299
Fuck me, never get the 117.

126/7 or 268A are the superior options.

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>> No. 65297 Crabkiller
19th April 2020
Sunday 2:08 am
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>> No. 65287 YubYub
17th April 2020
Friday 11:24 am
65287 Sword or sheath?
Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen
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>> No. 65290 Anonymous
17th April 2020
Friday 4:04 pm
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Looks too much like a youtube guitarist/e-celeb I occasionally watch.
>> No. 65291 YubYub
17th April 2020
Friday 5:34 pm
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>>65290
or too little iykwim
>> No. 65292 Moralfag
17th April 2020
Friday 5:57 pm
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8/10, excellent dominatrix energy, would sign up to live in a cage under her bed any day.

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>> No. 65279 Are Moaty
16th April 2020
Thursday 8:52 pm
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Is there any actual evidence that the robot moon oven is indeed a robot moon oven? It's certainly a robot. It's on the moon. However, is it an oven? You got dials and knobs like that on washing machines in the 80s and I've heard of coin operated washing machines but never a coin operated oven. It might just be a robot with no real function; people could simply be anthropomorphising a robot into an oven because it's a familiar kitchen appliance to them. If you have a look at the plot on Wikipedia:

>Cheese-loving inventor Wallace (Peter Sallis) and his dog Gromit run out of cheese. As "everyone knows the moon is made of cheese", they build a rocket and travel to the Moon in it. They encounter a coin-operated robot. Wallace inserts a coin, but nothing happens. After he and Gromit leave, the robot comes to life and gathers the dirty plates left at the picnic spot.

>The robot discovers a skiing magazine and yearns to travel to Earth. It repairs a broken piece of landscape, issues a parking ticket for the rocket, and is annoyed by an oil leak from the craft. The robot sneaks up on Wallace and prepares to strike him, but the money Wallace inserted runs out, and it freezes. Wallace takes the robot's nightstick as a souvenir, inserts another coin, and prepares to leave with Gromit.

☑ Robot
☑ Moon
☐ Oven

There you have it.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 65280 Ambulancelad
16th April 2020
Thursday 9:03 pm
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According to this transcript it's a refrigerator!

>[the bat hits Wallace, dialing to 0]
>Wallace: Hum? Camembert? [gets up, hitting the bat, then taking the bat, putting a coin in the refrigerator] Where you off to now? [takes a basket] Leave me to carry the basket, won't you?
>[the refrigerator dials to 10p, stretching his arms, grabbing a telescope, looking at the rocket, and the earth, then thinking of a refrigerator sliding down, putting the telescope back in, rolling to Wallace, climbing up, then the refrigerator tries to climb up, putting the ladder down]
>Wallace: Emergency countdown! Ten seconds and counting!
[the refrigerator takes out a pliers, cutting the rocket]
>Wallace: Hold tight, lad, and think of Lancashire hotpot.
>[the refrigerator continues cutting the rocket, going in, moving the pipe, pouring water, grabbing a box, lighting a match]
>Wallace: Ah! The fuse! You forgot to light the fuse!
>[the refrigerator light up with the skull, saying, "DANGER FUEL", firing the fuse, rumbling, taking the piece out, firing up out of the moon, flying back to earth, then they look at a refrigerator, dropping the pieces, blowing the wind, putting skis on, sliding down, waving it, waving to the refrigerator, then the refrigerator continues sliding down]
>> No. 65281 R4GE
16th April 2020
Thursday 10:44 pm
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I've always found that thing deeply unsettling. how does it propel itself when it clearly only has casters? who put it there? why is it coin operated? where did it get all the junk it already has in its drawer?
>> No. 65282 YubYub
16th April 2020
Thursday 11:03 pm
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>(A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!)

Mods are part of the cover up!

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 65284 Samefag
17th April 2020
Friday 1:21 am
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I always felt like the reason a matter of loaf and death was the worst one was that all of the others are secretly horror films whereas that one is on the nose and that makes the horror troupes not as funny when they come up.

Even curse of the were rabbit subverts the troupe by making the monster and the priests rants absurd, the title gives the game away a bit. It was originally going to be called 'the great vegetable plot'.
>> No. 65285 Ambulancelad
17th April 2020
Friday 1:39 am
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>>65284
> TROUPE

You're lucky this is fuckin /IQ/ m8

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