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>> No. 63669 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 7:03 am
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The future is a strange place.
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>> No. 63812 Searchfag
28th July 2019
Sunday 3:36 pm
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>>63699
I want to buy your book.

>>63703
POTY
>> No. 63814 Ambulancelad
28th July 2019
Sunday 6:46 pm
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>>63812


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUaCo_bPePw
>> No. 63820 Billbob
1st August 2019
Thursday 11:17 am
63820 From the Department of Grammatical Infractions
>>63799

Following a report submitted to us regarding britfa.gs post >>63798, we can confirm that the use of the wording "I've personally" in the given context is entirely correct and appropriate. You are reminded that the contraction 'I've' is a shortened form of 'I have', therefore the poster's sentence would begin "I have personally ordered" and is grammatically correct.

Our official findings are that the aforementioned post is not in breach of correct grammatical standards.

- Christopher Blenkinsop;
Deputy Director, Department of Grammatical Infractions
(Pedantry Response Unit)
>> No. 63821 YubYub
1st August 2019
Thursday 11:44 am
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>>63820
That's all incredibly astute, but surely It's not about grammar; it's about the redundancy.
>> No. 63822 Are Moaty
1st August 2019
Thursday 1:03 pm
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>>63821
You will need to take that up with your employer.

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>> No. 63806 Billbob
27th July 2019
Saturday 6:23 pm
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I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, um
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right, child

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>> No. 63807 Searchfag
27th July 2019
Saturday 11:21 pm
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>>63806
oh billbob

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>> No. 63803 Billbob
27th July 2019
Saturday 8:36 am
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My wife left me because of my obsession with stroking pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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>> No. 63805 YubYub
27th July 2019
Saturday 1:10 pm
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More of a Tim Vine that one isn't it?

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>> No. 63755 Anonymous
19th July 2019
Friday 11:37 am
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they should be called "already salted"

this has pissed me off since i was a kid
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>> No. 63756 Searchfag
19th July 2019
Friday 11:53 am
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WHY AREN'T CHEESE AND ONION CALLED READY CHEESE AND ONIONED?
>> No. 63757 Auntiefucker
19th July 2019
Friday 12:47 pm
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https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-199735,00.html

>Because in the old days they weren't. They came unsalted and you had to find the pinch of salt in a twist of paper, fish it out and sprinkle the contents over the crisps. Smith's Crisps were the leading brand and when Walker's came along their main selling point was that they were 'ready salted' and you didn't have to fiddle with the blue bag any more.


It obviously is along the same lines as something that is ready made. You wouldn't substitute it for already made would you?
>> No. 63758 Samefag
19th July 2019
Friday 1:37 pm
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I was going to painstakingly make a post in my gran's accent about how "in't old days you 'ad ter put yer own salt on 'em..."

it kind of baffles me how the idea of selling crisps pre-flavoured was an innovation. surely it too more effort to separately package and include a little bag of salt.

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>> No. 63730 Crabkiller
16th July 2019
Tuesday 6:36 pm
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I am not a racist, insists Trump

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49008454
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>> No. 63742 Anonymous
17th July 2019
Wednesday 1:37 am
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>>63731
Piss off m9, /IQ/ is for serious business.
>> No. 63744 YubYub
17th July 2019
Wednesday 2:24 pm
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trump is the herald of the new gods of /iq/

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>> No. 63745 YubYub
17th July 2019
Wednesday 2:27 pm
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>>63744
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Apparently the mods of the Old new world order have disabled features in an attempt to stop people finding out the truth!
>> No. 63746 Billbob
17th July 2019
Wednesday 4:38 pm
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>>63745
Broken Britain
>> No. 63752 Ambulancelad
18th July 2019
Thursday 12:21 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ogc1XMRo

Not. a. racist.

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>> No. 63747 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 7:03 am
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If Francis Drake were Alive today we'd probably have called him Frankie the duck.

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>> No. 63734 Ambulancelad
16th July 2019
Tuesday 8:56 pm
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when i was about 4 in about 1985 i took a kitkat out the packet and it had a gold foil.

i thought "that's strange", ate it and through the wrapper away.
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>> No. 63735 Anonymous
16th July 2019
Tuesday 9:00 pm
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You fucked up, Charlie. This is why your grandad died in his bed
>> No. 63736 Paedofag
16th July 2019
Tuesday 9:07 pm
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*threw
>> No. 63740 Are Moaty
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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>>63734>>63736
My school made that typo on the letter my parents got after I "through" a chair at a madlad. It really shifted the focus away from my fuck up, come to think of it.

I wonder if my mum's a mod?

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>> No. 63511 Crabkiller
21st June 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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can hermes send parcels back through time now?
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>> No. 63578 YubYub
28th June 2019
Friday 5:42 am
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>>63557 bottle m8 once tried filling a s16 got a hernia
>> No. 63582 YubYub
28th June 2019
Friday 5:04 pm
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>>63577
Ghetto Olympics huh?


>> No. 63737 Ambulancelad
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:06 pm
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>>63551
Got an HW100KT in the end. I don't think there's a tin or plastic bottle left in the house that doesn't have .177 sized holes in it.
>> No. 63738 YubYub
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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>>63737
Please live better.
>> No. 63739 YubYub
16th July 2019
Tuesday 10:11 pm
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>>63738
Working on it, m8.

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>> No. 63640 YubYub
11th July 2019
Thursday 11:47 am
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Justice for are Tommeh!
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>> No. 63725 Paedofag
15th July 2019
Monday 4:22 pm
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>>63724
This isn't his first run in the slammer. So I don't think he can 'only just discover' that.

The only new angle here is most of the people who watch him are too stupid to understand the point of contempt of court, therefore it was a conspiracy by the state who have it in for him, so one will presume this will lead into him forming a political party.
>> No. 63726 Are Moaty
15th July 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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>>63725
>The slammer

There's a distinct lack of kids TV these days that's watchable as an adult.
>> No. 63727 Searchfag
15th July 2019
Monday 6:05 pm
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Nearby van's got a custom liscence plate with "TOMMY" stuck on the windshield and a big Union Flag on the back window. Pretty sure it's outside the house that let off an absurdly big firework that scared by dog shitless, prick.

Wish they'd stop ruining the flag too, it's decent flag.
>> No. 63728 YubYub
15th July 2019
Monday 7:20 pm
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>>63726
He's Jerry the Berry, Perry!
>> No. 63729 Billbob
15th July 2019
Monday 8:48 pm
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>>63728

SHABBA!!!

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>> No. 63683 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 7:48 pm
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i only masturbate standing up
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>> No. 63685 Searchfag
12th July 2019
Friday 7:49 pm
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>>63683
Pics or it didn't happen
>> No. 63686 R4GE
12th July 2019
Friday 7:49 pm
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Bit hard to masturbate if you're not up.
>> No. 63688 Ambulancelad
12th July 2019
Friday 9:26 pm
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I know a bloke whose bedroom was in a converted attic, and such was the nature of his room, the position of his computer, and the limited ceiling height, he found the best way to have a wank was kneeling on his bed. As he spent most of his teenage years doing this, he got so used to it that he finds it very difficult to spunk in any other position even to this day.
>> No. 63720 Anonymous
14th July 2019
Sunday 2:25 pm
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>>63688
Shit. This happened to me the other day during sex. How do I fix it?
>> No. 63721 Moralfag
14th July 2019
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>63720 I think you're going to have to wank yourself straight. Should only take a decade or so. Godspeed.

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>> No. 63637 Crabkiller
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:18 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOlDfcWmsug

https://nypost.com/2019/07/10/long-island-bagel-shop-customer-goes-on-bizarre-tirade-over-dating-apps/

Vertically challenged man gets triggered at a woman smiling at him and goes off on a tirade.

I genuinely feel sorry for him. It must be terrible to go through life assuming every innocuous smile and laugh is at your expense.
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>> No. 63657 Samefag
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:54 pm
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he has a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdDBTzbfMnCRvwBv-ZaVsIg

he's taken down a video of him ranting at a shop keeper who asked him how tall he was
>> No. 63661 Crabkiller
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:06 pm
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>>63657

found a backup

rant starts at 38:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNj2NhlNTG8
>> No. 63677 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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>>63661
He can't even hold a camera the right way up so fuck him.
>> No. 63696 Billbob
13th July 2019
Saturday 2:14 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCpYB2M7T4
>> No. 63697 Crabkiller
13th July 2019
Saturday 2:23 am
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>> No. 63664 Ambulancelad
11th July 2019
Thursday 11:53 pm
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>> No. 63665 Moralfag
12th July 2019
Friday 12:46 am
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Either of you lads seen are Andy about?

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>> No. 63643 Ambulancelad
11th July 2019
Thursday 1:04 pm
63643 Gay Police Horses
I stopped visiting britfa.gs about 7 years ago and remember there being a healthy diversity of viewpoints.
Now I come back to find nothing but a bunch of viciously anti-white climate cultists.
Was this place always so pro-establishment and I'm misremembering, or did something change?
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>> No. 63652 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 3:44 pm
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>>63651
I couldn't be bothered to go beyond the first link that came up for "Boris Johnson racist remarks".
>> No. 63655 Moralfag
11th July 2019
Thursday 5:46 pm
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>>63650
Rather unfortunate time to bring up the third one, a bunch of Papua New Guineans hacked over two dozen people into pieces recently over some tribal feud. Canniabalism is well documented there.

I wouldn't lump it in with the other comments, I think we're all so far removed from actual savagery now that we refuse to believe it actually exists anywhere.
>> No. 63656 Paedofag
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:52 pm
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Simon was long gone seven years ago but was stormfag still around?
>> No. 63659 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 8:00 pm
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>>63643


You're a fucking long way off, every single thread is a cunt off between left and right, racist and not racist, climate activist and climate denier/apathist.

If anything it's more divisive now than it was then. Back then we all used to just gang up on the certified webmaster.
>> No. 63660 Auntiefucker
11th July 2019
Thursday 8:31 pm
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>>63659

Oh searchfag!

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>> No. 63633 Are Moaty
10th July 2019
Wednesday 6:11 pm
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>> No. 63634 YubYub
10th July 2019
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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My mum always sings it as "autoglass repair, autoglass replacement". Now when I hear the proper jingle it doesn't sound right and I have to add "-ment" in my head in order to finish it off.
>> No. 63635 R4GE
10th July 2019
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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I love the fact that they obviously couldn't find a real pothole anywhere, so they dug a nice and square one just to film that.
>> No. 63636 R4GE
11th July 2019
Thursday 12:12 am
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>>63635

That's just how potholes look in Germany. Even their road damage is organised.

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