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>> No. 65533 Searchfag
24th May 2020
Sunday 8:34 pm
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The more frequently I masturbate, the shorter I last during sex.

The more frequently I have sex, the longer I last during sex.

Explain please.
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>> No. 65534 Crabkiller
24th May 2020
Sunday 8:35 pm
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>> No. 65245 Billbob
6th April 2020
Monday 11:57 pm
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How is a wax melt attuned to an archangel?
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>> No. 65249 Searchfag
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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A better question would be how well does this stuff improve the skin of your bellend.
>> No. 65250 Moralfag
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:35 pm
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>>65249 Oh gawd, what's selfmutilationlad up to during lockdown? Probably just got a little stump left...
>> No. 65252 Samefag
8th April 2020
Wednesday 3:51 pm
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Nah metatrons were the small bionicles
>> No. 65526 YubYub
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:28 pm
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How is the new moon energy treating you lads?
>> No. 65532 Anonymous
24th May 2020
Sunday 1:33 pm
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Just remember to cool your candles with energised water only to avoid throwing them off balance.

>> No. 65411 Are Moaty
19th May 2020
Tuesday 11:16 pm
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Letting a boy have long hair is tantamount to child abuse.

By all means let them make the decision to grow it out when they're a teenager but a primary school age boy with long hair just looks like a girl and it always ends up unkempt and greasy because it isn't maintained properly.

It always seems to be poggy people who let their boy have long hair too.
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>> No. 65521 YubYub
23rd May 2020
Saturday 5:02 pm
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Lad have a word with yourself
>> No. 65527 Moralfag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:29 pm
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Which word in particular?
>> No. 65528 YubYub
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:38 pm
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>> No. 65529 Samefag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:39 pm
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>> No. 65530 Moralfag
24th May 2020
Sunday 3:17 am
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>> No. 65416 Samefag
20th May 2020
Wednesday 12:06 am
65416 Purple Aki
According to the sentry we have a Birkenhead lad here, can you enlighten us on the truth about purple Aki? Is Akinwale Arobieke the one true Aki or are there others? Have you ever seen him?
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>> No. 65522 Billbob
23rd May 2020
Saturday 5:07 pm
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The archives have been a bit of a reminder that there used to be a lot more shitposting and a lot less "serious discussions in /pol/" around here 8-10 years ago.

I think at some point we all sobered up and now you can't go a thread without some cunt mentioning socialism or the "fucking tories" or what have you.
>> No. 65523 Paedofag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 5:34 pm
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I think it's more that people just got fed up of lengthy bans for making clearly tongue in cheek comments.
>> No. 65524 Searchfag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 5:58 pm
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>>65523I think purps has loosened up a bit now, you can say words like darkie or poof which would have got you banhammered in the olden days.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 65525 R4GE
23rd May 2020
Saturday 8:05 pm
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I mean plenty of good things have happened for me personally in those twelve years. i've had literally all the sex i've ever had in my life within that timespan, for example.

but as far as the world around us is concerned it's felt like a slow and constant descent into insanity. maybe i'm just a cynical cunt but I really can't think of one thing that's changed in a positive way since 2008.

the rise of e-cigs instead of fags maybe? that's how far i have to stretch.
>> No. 65531 Are Moaty
24th May 2020
Sunday 11:49 am
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Certainly seems to >>/iq/65507

>> No. 65445 Samefag
21st May 2020
Thursday 10:14 am
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Stay alert! Lazy British working-class workers. Die at your posts for Dominic Raab. Die in your warehouses for Jacob Rees-Mogg. Die in your care homes for Dominic Cumming. Middle-class workers. Work safely from home at your laptops. Text each other photographs of your Ocado deliveries, and dream of Center Parcs and Forest Holidays.
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>> No. 65513 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:37 am
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>Lee’s publicist told Chortle he would not be commenting on the row, other than to accuse Spiked of "pathetic the shipping forecast'.

Hah. Nice.
>> No. 65514 Searchfag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 10:56 am
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>playground-level dolphin rape
>being offended while claiming the maturity high ground

Pick one.
>> No. 65515 Moralfag
23rd May 2020
Saturday 12:26 pm
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I feel this is a watershed moment in the accusations of Anti-Semitisim. It must be apparent at this point that the word has evidently lost all meaning.

If everyone and everything is anti-Semitic than nothing is, the word losses all power. I don't think I will be able to take a public accusation of anti-Semitism seriously again, I can’t take it on good faith that they are. And even if I found proof someone was a genuine wrong'un I wouldn't be able to explain to others, because they would assume anti-Semite turned out to mean they insulted someone who happened to be Jewish once.
>> No. 65516 YubYub
23rd May 2020
Saturday 1:26 pm
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It's been a wierd kind of establishmentarian dog-whistle for years now, and I think just about any sensible person knows there has been a certain amount of crying wolf in recent times.

I have to simply hope that before long, society at large will have learned to filter out the nonsense, in the same way nobody believes the Prince of Nigeria any more. Poor lad's been trying to shift that money for decades. Accusations of aquatic mammal molestation, Cancel culture and the twitter pitchfork mob will burn itself out.
>> No. 65517 Billbob
23rd May 2020
Saturday 1:39 pm
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It'll just be usurped by the next new thing.

>> No. 65475 Are Moaty
22nd May 2020
Friday 4:25 pm
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>> No. 65499 Crabkiller
22nd May 2020
Friday 11:10 pm
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Or maybe that's just what you think you remember reading?
>> No. 65500 Ambulancelad
22nd May 2020
Friday 11:40 pm
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May well be, popular imagination is often a release mechanism for whatever challenges a notion of exceptionalism. Brave lads going over the top is what we're told instead of largely helpless mechanised slaughter and grown men wetting themselves out of absolute terror.

I saw the picture in the OP posted on Twitter by dear dear dear Lord Ashcroft. He's like Alan Sugar but without the chequered background of selling wonky computers.
>> No. 65501 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 1:45 am
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Me nan's on .gs! Callooh! Callay!
>> No. 65503 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 3:07 am
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And, didst thou slay the nanny?
>> No. 65505 Auntiefucker
23rd May 2020
Saturday 3:39 am
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Comparing the hysterical flu nonsense to WW2 is pretty funny

>> No. 65468 Auntiefucker
22nd May 2020
Friday 1:26 am
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>> No. 65469 Anonymous
22nd May 2020
Friday 2:14 am
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most of those people are probably dead now
>> No. 65470 Crabkiller
22nd May 2020
Friday 7:49 am
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Reddit strikes again.


>> No. 65441 Anonymous
20th May 2020
Wednesday 11:40 am
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Arise, sir Tom.

>> No. 65421 Anonymous
20th May 2020
Wednesday 7:33 am
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Looking up the hairy maclary stage show was a mistake.
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>> No. 65430 Anonymous
20th May 2020
Wednesday 9:50 am
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Why is it that they're all so fucking rich? There's this one furry that runs some sort of business with 300+ staff and has a mind boggling car collection, easily into the millions. Also owns a tank.

I don't really care what you're into but seeing his little blank furry face peering out of some of my personal dream cars is an odd experience.

>> No. 65431 R4GE
20th May 2020
Wednesday 10:04 am
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You only notice the rich ones because a fursuit of any half decent quality costs more than most cars. And even then they usually look shit. You probably wouldn't be surprised to find out a lot of furries are pretty successful coders and what have you, because they're all utterly autistic.

If you see a furry wearing something that looks anywhere near professionally made, they had to be rich to afford it. The high end ones for wearing at a convention all day have cooling systems built in that make the apollo space suit look like it was bodged together on scrapheap challenge.

If you're an artist and comfortable drawing glistening dog dicks, furries are a reliable market that will stay with you through the harshest of recessions and pay you silly money for their niche fetish.
>> No. 65434 Crabkiller
20th May 2020
Wednesday 10:37 am
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Would you say furries are an untapped niche for gold-diggers?
>> No. 65449 Moralfag
21st May 2020
Thursday 11:35 am
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Only if said gold digger is a twinky efemminate gay lad, who is also a furry.
>> No. 65504 Billbob
23rd May 2020
Saturday 3:38 am
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''Welcome to the lake of fire, we shall be your guides''

>> No. 65386 Moralfag
15th May 2020
Friday 10:12 pm
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>A police officer has suffered a concussion after being hit in the head with an egg.

>Essex Police said the officer, who was wearing his cap and uniform at the time, was walking back to his vehicle in Melbourne Avenue in Chelmsford when he was hit. The officer went to hospital after the incident, which took place on Saturday 9 May at about 1.45pm, but did not require time off work. The incident is now being treated as assault of an emergency worker.

>The force is searching for anyone who witnessed the attack to come forward with information. They are particularly interested in talking to anyone with CCTV footage of the incident. A spokeswoman for Essex Police said: "No arrested have been made, we are appealing for any witness that could help us with the investigation."


I hope they finally crack down on online eggstremism following this.
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>> No. 65404 Paedofag
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:44 am
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>I think a Victorian now would think them a huge waste of time.

Yes, after they'd stopped freaking out when someone showed them a smartphone, and after they'd worn their genitals down to a bloody nub when someone showed them PornHub.
>> No. 65405 Crabkiller
17th May 2020
Sunday 3:02 am
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You mean like how libraries famously killed bookshops?
>> No. 65406 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 11:40 am
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Public libraries came into existence when most people just couldn't afford books at all - the alternative to using the library wasn't buying a book, it was just not reading at all. Libraries made books cheaper to publish and print, because they increased demand and improved the economies of scale of the publishing industry; by increasing the overall market and reducing marginal costs, they were ultimately beneficial to the book trade.

Broadband is extremely sensitive to economies of scale, because the cost of running a national network is mostly fixed regardless of how many customers you have. A free network creates a death spiral for commercial providers - the more customers switch to the free network, the more you have to charge your remaining customers to maintain your network, so the more attractive the free option becomes.
>> No. 65407 Samefag
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:37 pm
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In the UK we have the kind of weird situation where we have openreach providing the infrastructure but doesn't sell direct to consumers, BT owns openreach but by law have to pay them the same as anyone else, and anyone else can set up a business reselling openreach connections.
Then you have 1 big competitor to that ecosystem in the form of virgin cable, then lots of start-ups who are installing their own fibre infrastructure to homes. I can see both of these really starting to struggle to remain competitive in a few years once openreach FTTH starts progressing far.

Really at the end of the day how a government owned free broadband network would impact things, depends on exactly where in the ecosystem the "free" part would sit. It would make most sense to take over the openreach and virgin infrastructure, and then allow existing ISPs to re-sell to consumers with just a small charge to cover their own costs.
>> No. 65408 Searchfag
17th May 2020
Sunday 1:11 pm
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The situation is complicated by the fact that you can pick and choose how much Openreach infrastructure you use. The big players install their own equipment right up to the street cabinet, because it works out cheaper than renting it. This is an important part of keeping the broadband market competitive, because it gives broadband providers a certain degree of leeway to circumvent Openreach if they're dragging their heels on investing in new technology. That certainly wasn't the case under the bad old days of the GPO.

>> No. 65384 Anonymous
15th May 2020
Friday 10:48 am
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>> No. 65385 Anonymous
15th May 2020
Friday 5:05 pm
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u wot ladwd40?

>> No. 65378 Moralfag
8th May 2020
Friday 10:20 am
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This is the theme tune to Tom & Jerry Kids:


This is the theme tune to the chipmunks:


How the fuck did they get away with this?
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>> No. 65383 Crabkiller
14th May 2020
Thursday 11:14 am
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I'l be honest, I don't hear it.

>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.


I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 64315 YubYub
13th November 2019
Wednesday 5:58 pm
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Couple ‘Murdered Homeless Woman And Dumped Her Body In Bins So They Could Spend Her Benefits’


Imagine getting killed by grand day out era Wallace.
>> No. 64318 Auntiefucker
14th November 2019
Thursday 10:23 pm
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Imagine that bloke's neck pain after a windy day.
>> No. 64319 Are Moaty
15th November 2019
Friday 6:58 am
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Ohhhhhhh gromit, lad.
>> No. 65371 Crabkiller
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:07 pm
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For curiosities sake I thought I'd look up what happened to the tramp in the OP. He was sent back to prison in January for breaching his bail conditions.


The last I can find of Stephen Jones/Draper (>>59257) is that they were unable to give him the six figure sums raised on the likes of GoFundMe because they were unable to trace him.
>> No. 65377 R4GE
7th May 2020
Thursday 8:45 am
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Coming from someone who works withe homeless, most of those mental health problems stem from drug use and while not perfect their are routes out of homelessness but they involve stop taking the drugs that pit them on the street in the first place, which for most is a non starter

>> No. 65350 YubYub
4th May 2020
Monday 6:51 pm
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Happy star wars.
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>> No. 65370 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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That's the future editorship of private eye you're talking smack about lad
>> No. 65372 R4GE
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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>> No. 65373 YubYub
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:39 pm
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>> No. 65374 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:43 pm
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I assume you intended to referencing the mods as the 'old lady still down with the punks' but the middle aged punks dry humping a old youth culture in trappings alone is the much more accurate metaphor.
>> No. 65376 Crabkiller
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:56 pm
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You are definitely overthinking this.

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