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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 66781 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:18 am
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>>66780
Up the bum, no harm done.
>> No. 66782 Are Moaty
28th September 2020
Monday 11:33 am
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>>66781
Yes harm done. I have a sensitive chap.
>> No. 66783 R4GE
28th September 2020
Monday 11:45 am
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>>66782
You're not meant to do dry anal.
>> No. 66784 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:50 am
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>>66780

I think it might be time to find a new lady friend.


>> No. 66785 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 11:56 am
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Wet Vorderman.

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>> No. 66779 R4GE
27th September 2020
Sunday 11:25 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJ-N9pBSQA

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>> No. 66750 Paedofag
23rd September 2020
Wednesday 5:19 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGVIJSW0Y3k

wtf is wrong with german peopls?
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>> No. 66751 Crabkiller
23rd September 2020
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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They never usually have a problem with authority.
>> No. 66762 YubYub
25th September 2020
Friday 9:54 am
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>>66753
Makes sense to me. Science should inform opinion, not dictate it.
Reminds me of those 'and that's a good/bad thing' headlines.
>> No. 66763 Samefag
25th September 2020
Friday 10:14 am
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>>66762
In an ideal world sure but this ain't that. May as well try to stop clickbait.
>> No. 66764 Auntiefucker
25th September 2020
Friday 10:26 am
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>>66763
You can try to stop rising sea levels with a hosepipe as well if you like.
>> No. 66765 Searchfag
25th September 2020
Friday 3:51 pm
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>>66764
Yes, or some other example. Thanks for chipping in.

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>> No. 66732 Paedofag
20th September 2020
Sunday 9:15 pm
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Longcat died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure. The tweets from her owner are in Japanese so it's not clear. Which leaves the matter doubtful; it could have been yesterday.
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>> No. 66742 Auntiefucker
21st September 2020
Monday 10:43 pm
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>>66732
Longcat is long dead.
>> No. 66743 Crabkiller
21st September 2020
Monday 11:25 pm
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>>66742
Long live dead cat.
Wait, fuck. No.
>> No. 66744 Paedofag
22nd September 2020
Tuesday 12:49 am
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>>66742
LONG CAT IS NO LONGER
>> No. 66752 Samefag
23rd September 2020
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmRrfCrMPI

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>> No. 66733 Moralfag
21st September 2020
Monday 8:45 pm
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do you reckon they make toilet paper squares proportionate to the size of the average bumhole?
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>> No. 66745 Are Moaty
22nd September 2020
Tuesday 1:04 pm
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I wonder what the loo roll raiders are doing with their paper thrones, now?
>> No. 66746 Anonymous
22nd September 2020
Tuesday 2:18 pm
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ITZ
>> No. 66747 YubYub
22nd September 2020
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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>>66746
Pack yer rice lads.
>> No. 66748 YubYub
23rd September 2020
Wednesday 4:34 am
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Is this astroturfing by big sphincter?
>> No. 66749 Anonymous
23rd September 2020
Wednesday 5:20 am
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>>66748

Don't talk about my big sphincter, you know I'm very sensitive about that.

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>> No. 65592 YubYub
8th June 2020
Monday 9:15 am
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Nobody:

J.K. Rowling: I haven't pissed off my fan base in a while. He's my views on trannies...
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>> No. 66727 Anonymous
20th September 2020
Sunday 7:11 pm
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>>66725

Not them but it is an absurd expectation and it shifts the burden of responsibility for investigating mafia ties on to the man in the street for all aspects of their life from the various bodies that should be investigating such organisations.
>> No. 66728 Paedofag
20th September 2020
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>66727
We seem to be interpreting it quite differently. My understanding was the opposite - if ethical consumption in capitalist markets is impossible (due to the opaqueness inherent in global supply chains), then it follows that individuals should worry less about their individual purchases and instead demand more regulation and enforcement at higher levels.

When you say "it is an absurd expectation", what exactly are you referring to?
>> No. 66729 Billbob
20th September 2020
Sunday 7:57 pm
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>>66728

You can look at it in both ways if you want to.

Either it's a cop out and gives you an excuse to buy everything from Nestle and Monsanto because what's the point worrying if you can't avoid it, or it means every company you buy from is up to no good at some point down the line even if you try do your homework so the system itself needs uprooting.

still not sure which side the original lad meant it from mind.
>> No. 66730 Billbob
20th September 2020
Sunday 8:32 pm
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>>66728
It is an absurd statement. What it should have called for is investigations and more regulations. Would you be okay with a report on hospitals killing people ending with, "patients should chose better doctors"?

It's a cancerous brand of capitalism that expects the consumer to fix all the world's problems by being informed and moral consumers. Buy electric cars if you don't want global warming. Don't eat at Nandos if you care about the welfare of chickens. Don't buy from Nike if you don't agree with Uyghur slave labour. The government doesn't need to step in.
>> No. 66731 Billbob
20th September 2020
Sunday 8:55 pm
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>>66730
>Buy electric cars if you don't want global warming.
Even in the example you gave, the consumer is uninformed. Electric cars are still really terrible for the environment. I'm not criticising you, this just underlines the point you're making.

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>> No. 66695 Crabkiller
18th September 2020
Friday 1:51 pm
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Would you buy a bag full of wet eggs for £1?
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>> No. 66714 Billbob
19th September 2020
Saturday 10:19 pm
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>>66712

Because then you'd have to defrost the whole thing to use any of it. Unless you fancy going at it with power tools.
>> No. 66715 Billbob
19th September 2020
Saturday 10:43 pm
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>>66714
Oh. I see. I thought there was some other reason.
>> No. 66716 Moralfag
20th September 2020
Sunday 12:01 am
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>>66714
You can cut the cheese beforehand and have frozen treats ready for a hot day. Serve with dip at your next party.
>> No. 66717 Paedofag
20th September 2020
Sunday 12:15 am
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>>66716
> HAD A FIVE CHEESE PIZZA

>66714
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DEFROST THE WHOLE THING TO USE ANY OF IT. UNLESS YOU FANCY GOING AT IT WITH POWER TOOLS.

>66716
YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE BEFOREHAND AND HAVE FROZEN TREATS READY FOR A HOT DAY. SERVE WITH DIP AT YOUR NEXT PARTY.

Q anons are right /boo
>> No. 66718 Auntiefucker
20th September 2020
Sunday 4:51 am
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>>66717
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Learn how image boards work.

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>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42540738

I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 66689 Paedofag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:02 pm
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>>66682
>MY WORRY IS THAT WE’VE SHOWN IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET EVERYONE OFF THE STREETS
This line is just amazing.
>> No. 66690 Ambulancelad
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:06 pm
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>>66689


>> No. 66691 Moralfag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>66688
Oh? I thought you needed an address. How do you register if you're sleeping rough? Who is your MP when you have no fixed abode?
>> No. 66692 Paedofag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:29 pm
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>>66691

You need an address, but you can perfectly legally use the address of a homeless hostel, a day centre, or even something like "The Bins Behind Currys, High Street". As long as a postman can find you, it's a valid address. Most homeless people aren't registered to vote, but most are claiming benefits and often have to give an unconventional address in order to do so.
>> No. 66693 Are Moaty
17th September 2020
Thursday 12:19 am
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Bring to bear the full weight of a sharpened blade descending along wooden runners, having been suspended and released from a rope. Comrades.

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>> No. 66632 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 2:32 pm
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>> No. 66641 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 12:30 am
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>>66640

I remember learning "joined up writing" as they called it in our school in the mid to late 90s - but I didn't quite get it and joined all my words together too. I remember it because my teacher seemed so angry about it, while I didn't really get why - I remember thinking "okay fine I'll just not join the words up then, settle down"

Jokes on her, though - I've only ever had to write in block capitals for work.
>> No. 66642 Samefag
15th September 2020
Tuesday 12:46 am
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>>66641
>JOKES ON HER, THOUGH - I'VE ONLY EVER HAD TO WRITE IN BLOCK CAPITALS FOR WORK.

Next you'll tell me that you've never had to throw a javelin.
>> No. 66643 Samefag
15th September 2020
Tuesday 12:47 am
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>>66642

Obviously not, my job is javelin testing - the notes are for the night shift.
>> No. 66646 YubYub
15th September 2020
Tuesday 6:12 am
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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭,

𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓻𝓾𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻.

𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂,

𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮
>> No. 66653 Auntiefucker
15th September 2020
Tuesday 9:52 am
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>>66640

piece of piss if you work in the medical sector in any position that requires you to interpret doctor's notes. are ted was a very good writer by comparison to what our surgical consultants will scrawl on request forms and such.

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>> No. 66569 Ambulancelad
8th September 2020
Tuesday 4:24 pm
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What exactly is an oven ready Brexit deal?
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>> No. 66630 YubYub
13th September 2020
Sunday 11:10 pm
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>>66629

Oh, there's worse.


>> No. 66631 R4GE
13th September 2020
Sunday 11:16 pm
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>>66628>>66630


Those are hilarious. But today I love how outraged people are getting over this dude exposing the "secrets" behind Wetherspoons dining..


>> No. 66644 Ambulancelad
15th September 2020
Tuesday 1:38 am
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I PUT MY BREXIT IN THE OVEN I SAID TO ARE JANET WE NEED TO GET AN OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEAL AND SO SHE MADE ME GO TO ASDASES TO GET SOME OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS AND THEY HAD OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS ON OFFER SO I RANGS HER UP AND SAID HEY JANET THEY GOT SOME OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS ON OFFER SO SHE SAYS TO ME WHAT'S THE OFFER ON THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS SO I TURNED ROUND AND SAYS TO HER IT'S 3 FOR A TENNER ON THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS SO SHE TURNS TO ME AND SAID RIGHT MAKE SURE YOU GET SIX OF THOSE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS BECAUSE WE'VE GOT ROOM IN THE FREEZER SO I ENDED UP BUYING NINE OF THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS BECAUSE I WOULD NIP BY MY MATE FLASH TONY'S PLACE ON THE WAY BACK FOR A BIT OF HIS FRESHLY PREPARED BREXIT MENU DEAL BUT ITS SHIT SO I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE FLASH TEL A COUPLE OF THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS. GAVE THE OTHER TO ME MAM.
>> No. 66645 Billbob
15th September 2020
Tuesday 1:56 am
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>>66644
Look, it's the middle of the night and I undertstand that you need to rehearse for PMQs tomorrow lad but get some fucking sleep, you're drunk and the country is going to shit.
>> No. 66647 Moralfag
15th September 2020
Tuesday 7:49 am
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>>66644

>so she turns round and says

She never

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>> No. 65961 Moralfag
7th July 2020
Tuesday 3:05 pm
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Never forget.
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>> No. 66002 Auntiefucker
11th July 2020
Saturday 6:41 pm
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CLARKSON
>> No. 66609 Moralfag
11th September 2020
Friday 8:32 am
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As if we're almost at the 20th anniversary of 11/9.
>> No. 66611 YubYub
11th September 2020
Friday 2:00 pm
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>>66609
I've been doing this for nineteen years
Wanna fight me, fight these tears
>> No. 66613 Searchfag
11th September 2020
Friday 5:30 pm
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>>66609
7-11 was a part-time job.
>> No. 66616 Samefag
12th September 2020
Saturday 3:25 pm
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Slags.

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>> No. 66606 Anonymous
9th September 2020
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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Is it just me or are there fewer blisters about nowadays?

I can't remember the last time I had one.
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>> No. 66607 YubYub
9th September 2020
Wednesday 8:36 pm
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>>66606
ALRIGHT BIG SOCK
>> No. 66608 YubYub
10th September 2020
Thursday 12:24 am
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Your shoes you are regularly wearing are probably more padded than they were before. It is more socially acceptable to just wear trainers for everything than it ever has been. When I think about the hard shoes and itchy clothes of my youth it seems like something out of the post war years now.

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>> No. 66544 YubYub
5th September 2020
Saturday 12:00 pm
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britain needs to import more codswollers and boomerangs and pugwall should be on tv every weekend
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>> No. 66561 YubYub
5th September 2020
Saturday 7:27 pm
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Lamington Cake is the only other thing that Aussies rave about. Looks disgusting, but then I'm really not a fan of dried coconut in any context.

I kind of get the natural resources angle, but then we don't have a bunch of national industries which regularly need access to those raw materials.

The only thing we could do with Australia is sort out freedom of movement between us and them - seems like a pretty good place to retire (or work as a student) and I know there is a healthy amount of them that come here to work in their twenties. But I dunno, it's not going to be game changing to our trade numbers, or replace any of the freedom of movement we're losing.

Also, he does seem like a cock, even by Australian standards.
>> No. 66562 Searchfag
5th September 2020
Saturday 7:44 pm
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>>66561
>LAMINGTON CAKE IS THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT AUSSIES RAVE ABOUT

What about the pie floater?
>> No. 66566 Paedofag
6th September 2020
Sunday 12:09 am
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>>66561
Lammos aren't half-bad. The trick is it's all about getting a good vanilla sponge but really you're just making a Victoria spongecake for upside-down people (obviously the lid of our a cake would fly away).

>THE ONLY THING WE COULD DO WITH AUSTRALIA IS SORT OUT FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT BETWEEN US AND THEM

Personally I think there's potential just because we've never really given it a good chance in recent history. We do still have a manufacturing industry after all and Australian mining runs from the cities finance.

And they can grow tea which is a huge plus.
>> No. 66567 R4GE
6th September 2020
Sunday 12:47 am
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>>66562

fuckin yes make it a sargent

thas only 2 things tha'l survive t'comet comin of doom

yorkshire an straya
>> No. 66568 R4GE
6th September 2020
Sunday 2:12 am
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>>66550
The man knows his onions.

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>> No. 66337 Paedofag
22nd August 2020
Saturday 7:00 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdys7jKUOaE

I've haven't felt this out of touch in a long time.
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>> No. 66538 Anonymous
3rd September 2020
Thursday 10:32 pm
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>>66536

There were worse problems than a poorly-placed clock - BL made an entire training film about how their cars were complete deathtraps.


>> No. 66539 Paedofag
4th September 2020
Friday 1:09 pm
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>>66538

Fucking wendy. the moral of this story is clear lads.
>> No. 66540 Paedofag
4th September 2020
Friday 8:24 pm
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>>66539

Women: know your limits.


>> No. 66541 Anonymous
4th September 2020
Friday 9:09 pm
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>>66540
Oh come on, that video is hilarious, and for the later sixties, fairly unsexist.
>> No. 66542 Paedofag
4th September 2020
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>66541

At least they broke up the actual maritime issues with a bit of casual dolphin rape, like an amuse-bouche between courses.

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