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What's the best way to rip my dick off?
>That's probably not a good idea mate, there'll be blood and pain and you'll probably get sectioned.
>Yeah, I think why is more important than how in this scenario. Are you OK m8?
Bloody typical, I just want to know the best way to rip my dick off but I just get patronised and insulted. Stop being smartarses and tell me how to rip my dick off.
>I dunno, maybe tie a rope around it, tie the other end to a tree, get in your car and floor it?
Jesus christ, that's really going to hurt and I'll get blood all over my upholstery, I don't want to do that. Does anyone know a clean, painless way to rip my dick off?
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