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>> No. 4107 Anonymous
7th December 2016
Wednesday 9:12 pm
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50 Kegel squeezes every evening! Do it!
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>> No. 4108 Anonymous
14th December 2016
Wednesday 10:26 pm
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Maybe not, if that will make you look like him.
>> No. 4110 Anonymous
15th December 2016
Thursday 12:19 am
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Isn't that what women do to make sure their fannies don't explode while giving birth?
>> No. 4111 Anonymous
15th December 2016
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>4110
It's what they do to make sure their fannies don't explode after they've given birth is perhaps more accurate.
>> No. 4133 Anonymous
17th December 2016
Saturday 11:53 pm
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>>4111

One of my mates just became a dad in January. He told me that sex with his wife really is like throwing a sausage down a hallway now. And it's become a rare occurrence because naturally, now everything revolves around their little boy.
>> No. 4134 Anonymous
18th December 2016
Sunday 12:26 am
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>>4133
How old are they?
>> No. 4135 Anonymous
18th December 2016
Sunday 1:07 am
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>>4134

He's 31 and she is 28.
>> No. 4136 Anonymous
18th December 2016
Sunday 2:49 am
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>>4135
Oh shit.
>> No. 4149 Anonymous
20th December 2016
Tuesday 9:07 pm
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>>4136

Why "oh shit"?
>> No. 4150 Anonymous
20th December 2016
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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>>4149
Faecal incontinence.
>> No. 4151 Anonymous
20th December 2016
Tuesday 11:51 pm
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>>4150

Apparently, some women do shit themselves during labour.
>> No. 4152 Anonymous
21st December 2016
Wednesday 12:53 am
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>>4151
Some also orgasm during labour and birthing.

They are nonces.
>> No. 4153 Anonymous
21st December 2016
Wednesday 2:03 pm
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>>4152

I read once that when a woman meets the horrible fate of being raped, her vagina can have contractions similar to those of orgasm, without the woman even noticing it.

I guess it turns out a woman's vag has almost as much a life of its own as a bloke's knob.

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