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It's painfully obvious that you've never spent any time around a preschool aged child, and good for you. Children of that age aren't mini adults and don't process information in the same way we do; "Do as I say no as I do" doesn't work.
If you don't want your kids whining to use a phone then don't have a phone in your hand while you're around them. If you don't want your kids begging you for McDonalds then don't lecture them about fucking carrot sticks you wannabe Jamie Oliver cuntfaced cunt, just - and here's a wild thought - don't go to fucking McDonalds.
Children of that age are like little mimics, they see what you do and they copy it. All of it. One massive factor in giving up drinking for me was because when we went to the supermarket and he'd want to go putting things in the trolley, he'd eventually wind up in the booze aisle trying to pick up a bottle of wine for mummy and daddy.
Was that the sort of example I wanted to set my son? No. So I stopped sticking bottles of wine in my trolley, what I didn't do was sit him down with a self-help leaflet on alcohol abuse and a recent paper from the lancer for a proper fucking lecture on the risks of alcohol BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING CHILD YOU SHIT BRAINED NUMPTY .
For the sake of humanity never fucking breed.