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New midweek thread: chip butty edition. |
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My girlfriend is seriously considering entering one of those house raffle competitions. The location isn't actually listed on the entry page, but I'm fairly certain it's one of those new builds next to Dewsbury Rams stadium. For actual fuck's sake. |
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Perhaps a controversial opinion, but oven chips in a butty I feel are far superior to even the best chippy equivalent - I haven't had one for years (haven't had oven chips for years, actually) but I really, really want one now. |
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It's Monday and 'editions' is an otherplace thing. This is madness. |
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frry.jpg First result is from a furry. That's enough of that. |
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wmn.jpg YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WOMEN. I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYING AN ELABORATE RUSE ON ME. |
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deadchan.png >>441577 |
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enigma.png Some of these are great. |
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We're namechecked by Guru Larry in a reply to Ashens, but the original tweet they were replying to is gone. Something about stealing a plate? |
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Not sure if I'm only speaking for myself, but I think .gs is also a slightly older crowd, and that seems to have an effect on how crazy things can get on here. |
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Turns out I actually quite like working nights. It seems my main issue with work is tolerating every other cunt, when it's just me and I can crack on at my own pace without anyone interfering I'm happy as the proverbial Larry. |
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I have to go to live, in person training at work tomorrow, to be trained for something nobody on our team will ever have to do (and in fact will not be allowed to do, because of union rules involving a third party provider that are not going anywhere). It doesn't really feel very 'essential'. The trainer on site is fucking awful, and has demonstrated effectively over the last year that he knows less than even our most junior staff in operations, and his teaching method is to read verbatim off a powerpoint. |
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You pair are going to be green with envy, I just found a couple of loose Mint Imperials in my draw. |
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Bit snowy out. |
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Slippery out. |
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It's been getting pretty warm in the south. I've barely had to use an extra blanket. |
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Not even any rain here today in central Manchester, though I hear from family it's fairly thick snow in the 01924 2 region. I love walking in the snow, so I hope it does fall. |
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My friend's dad has offered to pay her university tuition fees, going as a mature student. This would wipe out his life savings and he'll never have that kind of money again. Is this a poor person thing? I've seen it quite a few times now where people who've barely got a pot to piss in want to pay their child's uni fees, doing something daft like cashing in their pension or equity release, because they don't want them to be in debt and don't really understand how student loans work. |
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I think you lads are missing the point - yes it is in practice a graduate tax, but it's technically not a graduate tax, and as long as it is considered debt rather than tax, the government can do bad stuff like sell it off to private interests. |
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Cabin fever is definitely setting in. I've just had a Teams call with someone I work with, who is unattractive by just about every objective metric there is but because she's obese she also has massive tits. I think it must have been the camera angle accentuating them, but I could feel a stirring in my loins. I don't think I've ever even checked out her tits before because she's a gargoyle. |
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I just had a fuck off greasy chowmein with oovercooked crispy chicken balls. Full of salt, fuckers forgot the sweet and sour sauce, now i feel sick as a pig. My pores seep oil. |
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I've decided to start dieting from today. |
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Do you lads reckon there's fewer woodlice about? |
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I just shat myself a bit on the way to drop my bike off at the shop. This is one reason to wear briefs instead of boxers. This happened once at uni but I'm a fully sober 30 year old now. I think it was down to gorging on fruit pastilles and mini rolls last night. |
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I keep expecting I'm going to die. I'm not suicidal so I'm not going to off myself. I don't have hypochondria so I'm not convinced I have a brain tumour. I've just got a weary acceptance that I'm not going to be on this planet for much longer. |
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I've got to come up with a bio to go on the company website this week. I don't think I have anything socially acceptable to put as a hobby or interest, but I need to put something about myself. |
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It's been raining all day here, now it's gone absolutely ape with snow. There wasn't any forecast around here so it's quite the suprise. I'd say there's a good 6cm amassed atop the wheelie bin alreadt and it doesn't look like stopping any time soon. |
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images.jpg Today I spent 40 quid to order some Japanese Pot Noodles because a VTuber did an ad for the company. |
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My sphincter is on fire, but I can't say if it's because I've cooked and eaten very spicy and salty dishes two dinners in a row, or because when I was preparing the salt and chili chicken on the 19th I mistakenly used the knife I had cut the previously raw chicken with to taste the cooked chicken. I think a few years ago I would have had a meltdown at that and assumed my death was imminent, but Patrice Evra licked a whole chicken like it was the most beauitful woman he'd ever made love to and as far as I know he's still alive, so I took solace in that. |
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It's not that it's anime based or what have you that makes me dislike it, although I do hate anime, it's more how manufactured and phony it is. I suppose you could say that of any podcast or stream, but the vTuber phenominon seems especially egregious in this regard. |
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I don't even know what a vTuber is. |
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Even A-list celebrities complain about being harassed by Paparazzi. |
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gainz.jpg I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm glad I asked you lads for share tips. |
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I live in a particularly grim part of the North, but you know, coming down the M62 this morning with the sun just coming up, frost on the hills and a pale pink mist towards the horizon, the scenery had a serene kind of beauty to it. It was as though the cooling towers at Ferrybridge had been lifted right off the canvas of a Bob Ross painting. |
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At least he doesn't paint by spraypainting space-scapes then selling them for far more than they're worth on the street. |
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Of all the jars I could drop on the floor, it has to be fucking Marmite. |
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For the second bin day in a row I've had to take in someone else's bin because someone else has taken mine. I'd have thought the giant number of the front was a clue but apparently not. |
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I washed every pair of trousers I owned at once so now I can't leave the house. |
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Did you buy you bin? Y/N |
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My shower and bathroom radiator fucked themselves about 3 months ago. I'm desperate for a hot cleansing shower. My facial skin is almost a sickly yellow green from the buildup of oil under it. Thankfully the blackheads aren't horrific, but if i don't do something about it soon they surely will be. |
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Is this place getting busier or is it just me? |
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My ear's doing the thing where I can hear wax or some other detritus being moved slightly by my pulse. It's really annoying, but it's been about six years now and I still haven't gone to the doctor about it. Not that I could do that right now, but moreover they weren't that arsed when I said I wanted to top myself. |
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Last night my girlfriend made the worst curry I've ever eaten. She used curry paste but she didn't actually add it to the pan until a few minutes before serving, so it was horrible. |
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It's not a big lump of wax, but thank you. |
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Everywhere I go I seem to be followed by adverts for jobs to do with the census. I'd have thought with loads of people being made redundant in the past year they wouldn't have much difficulty in filling vacancies but they seem quite desperate. |
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I propose we put a salted caramel flavour one in Revels. |
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This seems as good a thead as any to mention that I've noticed that both my eyebrows have started getting rogue long hairs. All my life I've had neat and tidy and completely maintenance-free eyebrows, so this has come as quite a shock to me. I think I'm getting old. |
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Now now lads, nobody's talking about removing any Revels. Why does everything nice have to come at the expense of someone else's suffering with you lot? Is this what the internalisation of systemic exploitation does to a civil society? |
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Snowy out. |
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The light's changed. You don't get this kind of daylight in the winter, well, the earlier bit of the winter. |
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>>442018 There was a big.BIG double flash like massive green lightning that illuminated the clouds just after 7 this evening. Thought someone had nuked the fens, especially as there was a fast jet circling for half an hour later. Probably just our local substation exploding again, though, rather than WW3 kicking off. |
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146735076_799104263976295_3672075031405027273_n.jpg It's a bloody disgrace. |
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Cannabonsai.png Isn't there a legal, non-psychoactive, form of cannabis that's legal to grow in the UK? |
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Pregnant Princess Eugenie looks glowing in video call for her anti-slavery charity. |
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The snow today has looked very dry and almost crumb-like, unusual. |
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I'm much too old to be crushing on Emperor Julian, but it's happened so I'll just have to live with it. |
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I don't know what I've eaten or inhaled, but I would not bet against myself literally shitting the bed tonight. Farewell, friends. |
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cycling-glasses.jpg Got my new cycling glasses in the post today. As soon as the weather stops being a cunt, I want to get back on my bicycle and lose a few of the pounds I've gained during this whole corona nonsense. At least you're still allowed to exercise outdoors by yourself, so it should be a good way to get back in shape. |
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No update on your chilli plants? I've got about a dozen now, some surprisingly vigorous. |
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VR fitness game had be doing 100 squats before I'd even realise it. I can barely stand today. |
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All together, more than 800 trolleybus systems have existed, but not more than about 400 concurrently. |
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Bumping to get fat lass further down the page. |
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wtfamidoing.jpg When I do stop losing money? |
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I feel like proper stock trading is something with such slow turnabout* that doing it on a phone app is doing it wrong. You're supposed to wait literally years for your stocks to mature, you'll have got a new phone and forgotten to reinstall the app by then. Making it so immediately accessible is just a recipe to overthink it and give any profit you do make away in trading fees. |
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ARE PHILLIP is apparently on his way out. |
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Spent all day clearing branches and overgrowth from my garden with a kukri. They really might be the most versatile and useful knife/sharp implement you can get. Plus it's a lot more satisfying to use than secateurs. |
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Bottle of sesame oil got knocked over and spilt all over my kitchen top. |
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Had a chip spice omelette, not bad. |
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I've got some suspiciously rubbery cheddar in the fridge. It doesn't feel at all like cheese should and it's shiny, as though it's been moulded in to shape. I have just tried making a cheesy pasta sauce, and instead of melting in nicely, it's congealed into weird lumps with a separate yellow oil, and ruined the whole bloody dish. Quite miffed about that, but anyway. |
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I haven't really eaten much today but I feel so full I can hardly move. |
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Lindsay Ellis is dressing like a Goth again and not the late-antiquity kind. I've not even seen a woman for twelve months, I can't handle this. |
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I'm concerned that the lockdown ending means I'll have to stop eating so much raw garlic. |
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>>442421 |
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I don't understand why you fannies are scared of eating garlic. Do you think it'll put people off you? I say that cowardice is a far greater turn off than smelling like a day old garlic naan. |
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That's why I go to gyms, for the nice smell. Don't ruin this, Garlic Boy. |
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20210223_101507.jpg People blowing themselves up with gender reveal cannons has got to be the most outrageous example of psychotic suburban oneupmanship. |
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I don't really know what a gender cannon even is, I'm hoping to remain in ignorant bliss tbh. |
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This is strange. |
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Righted the wrongs of that manky pasta sauce the other night with the fake cheese by making a beautiful one tonight with proper, not even vegetarian, nevermind vegan cheese from the deli counter. |
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The power lead for my laptop had a tear on the outer casing so I bought a new cable. I can't work out whether I've been wasteful or if I'm actually being clever in not risking my flat burning down. |
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Just discovered Jim Browning's youtube channel. |
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received_3685196451528838.jpg This happened to my Kindle at some point I'm the last day. The screen isn't damaged (it still displays fine in that area), nor is the digitiser as touch works fine also. Annoying and slightly distracting, but oh well. |
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I've eaten an entire cantaloupe in little over a day. I can't get enough of them at the moment. |
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Does it matter how quickly after making an Amazon order you cancel the subscribe and save? It's a few quid cheaper ordering that way, but I've no need for a regular delivery of them. |
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It's kicking off on the local Facebook group because someone booted a dog. |
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I fell into a food coma shortly after work and now it's 10. I don't know whether I should stay up late so I can have some fun or try not to but end up staying up late anyway. |
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Friends is set in New York so I like it. God, why couldn't I have been born there instead of in this shitehole? I used to think this when I was a teenager, then I convinced myself that there are actually far worse places to be born, but I was wrong. |
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>Contains sexual violence and disturbing scenes. |
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I wanted to try making smoked salt on Monday but it seemed wasteful to run the smoker with just a little bit of something in, so I put about a kilogram of Himalayan Rose Salt in there. That was fine it seemed to work, I was left with about a kilogram of smoked salt. I wasn't really sure what to do with a kilogram of smoked salt so I've blended half of it with garlic and that's drying out in the oven, the other half with garlic, lime and coriander, which is doing the same. |
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If I'm making a stir fry do I really need to do anything over than cook ginger paste and soy sauce together? It seems to be the optimum balance between effort and flavour. |
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And, of course, I can't correct typing over instead of other. |
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Smelt gas whilst the pipes outside were being worked on. Doesn't seem like there was a leak after all, but that was the most social interaction I've had in ages! Might develop Munchausen Syndrome or something if lockdown's on much longer. |
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My friend dropped off a homemade curry this evening. It was like a cross between curry and chilli con carne. I'll have to get the recipe off him. |
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I went to see my dentist today for the first time in four years. I was going to go last year, but with all the corona what-have-you, I wasn't sure if I wanted to take the risk of going to a doctor and getting corona from somebody there. |
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celadon.jpg A lass has just walked past the house in a jumpsuit due to the warm weather and her arse looked absolutely fantastic. I don't think I'm going to be able to cope, lads. All these women after so long. |
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>>441558 |
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Living in the countryside is turning me into a Bolshevik. |
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I found this video to be powerfully erotic. I really should leave the house and gawp at all the pretty ladies in their summer clothes, but I'm genuinely a bit worried that I might jizz my pants. |
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A lot of my clothes seem to have shrunk in the wash. |
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EvVPGTlXUAItGAY.jpg Lads, what's that song where a woman goes "hmmmhmmhmmm" at the start? |
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>>442919 |
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I am going rollerblading tomorrow. I need to get in shape for when Bozza lifts the travel ban. Went out on my bicycle yesterday. Trying to make it a regular thing again where I'll be doing some sort of extensive workout three times a week. |
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I'm 32 today, lads. |
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I've only been back in the country the past year, but I've since noticed a good 80% of adverts features black people or mixed race couples. Interesting change. This a post BLM thing, or has it happened over the past 10yr? |
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Lads can I just vent about my house? Live-in landlady, I signed a standard tenancy agreement which I've just tracked down and am scanning over. I'm livid that I've put so much effort into compromising my behaviour for her and she seems to be coming after me. |
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Sue Perkins, Sara Pascoe and Sindhu Vee are all on the latest episode of Hypothetical. In unrelated news, I have friction burns on my cock. |
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>>442968 |
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Every couple of months or so I get an email and letter from Very with a code to get 20% off my next order. The catch is you're meant to buy it on credit, with a 40% interest rate, but I always pay it off in full immediately. Is debt really that profitable for them they're able to offer 20% off and still be better off? |
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>>443060 |
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Stupid fucking country, it's fucking snowing. God, I hate it here. |
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>>443062 |
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Love the snow. |
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Just bought a new set of O rings for my espresso machine. The big boiler seal failed again, it's possible the one I put in three years ago was too thin. Normal lifespan for near-daily use should be upwards of five years. |
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Some people love to be hard work and unfortunately my parents are some people. |
>> | No. 443073
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Just got very nervous as the thought "Skins Reunion" flashed through my brain. Ill tidings. |
>> | No. 443074
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I've picked up a 3DS off eBay because there's fuck all new games coming out and even if there were I couldn't play them because graphics cards have gone extinct. |
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The frost has completely fucked a lot of my garden plants for this year. It's not too late to start again but it is quite frustrating. The cold was forecast quite late and beyond the "last frost" date for my area so I had already put a few things out. |
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>>443074 |
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Can I register a company in my name just to use to get trade discounts and access to bookers, etc? Or do I have to demonstrate some sort of activity within the company year on year? |
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seiko_flightmaster_SNA411_7.jpg I've only just realised today how many watches I've collected over the last few years and how much money is just sat there on my nightstand. I think I need to sell some stuff off, but almost all of them are associated with an event, a milestone, a promotion, or suchlike. But despite having fancy stuff in there I really gravitate towards Seiko, I think the flightmaster is my favourite, I wear it all the time, I even genuinely use the slide rule sometimes at work to convert miles to knots. I even once did a fuel weight conversion which I'm sure impressed the ladies present. |
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_20210408_075246.jpg Ah listen, it's the little things in life sometimes lads. |
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hugo-boss-mens-gold-chronograph-watch-hb-1513340-p.jpg >>443094 |
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baidusearch.png I've got this "All Search Engines" button which is handy for quickly looking up the source of an image but my favourite thing about it is the Baidu tab it opens. If you do a google reverse search for a photo of a person, a lot of the time the results will be photos of people in similar locations with similar poses, lighting and clothes. Baidu does the same thing, except they'll all be Asian. |
>> | No. 443101
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To add to >>443100 the Yandex search does the same thing, but with Russians. It's just less striking. Still, it's fun to have an "Asian/Russian Doppelgänger" button. |
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My girlfriend hasn't seen a single one out of Fern Gully, The Brave Little Toaster, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Space Jam, any of the Fieval films, Short Circuit, The Mighty Ducks, Flight of the Navigator, the Iron Giant, Karate Kid, Three Ninjas, Police Academy, The Road to El Dorado or Watership Down. I could probably go on, but she's pretty much only watched The Land Before Time and The NeverEnding Story out of everything I could think of. I don't know if that means I had a wasted childhood or she did. |
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>>443138 |
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>>443138>>443145 |
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I'm about 80% sure either you lot made up Fern Gully just now and are gaslighting my internet with it or it's been Mandela-effected in from an alternate past. |
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download.jpg Very early weekend mornings were for Teletext and whatever Channel 4 were showing before proper telly started. |
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>>443138 |
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I think a lot of it is also down to hoe likely were your parents to let you get video out from the rental shop. I grew up watching my whatever my dad rented, so before the age of 10 I had seen pretty much everything that starred Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, Arnie or Sylvester Stallone. As well as me getting one video on a Saturday, which was often the latest children's Action Adventure or a cartoon film. |
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What was the anime that Channel 4 used to show super early in the morning in the 90s? |
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medabotsthink.jpg >>443248 |
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Relevant because this is the chip butty edition- I've been constipated for a couple of days after overdoing it with carbs and blocking myself up a bit. |
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truss_homepage.png https://www.politico.eu/article/liz-truss-britain-new-iron-lady-uk-conservatives/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB |
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Who's looking forward to World War Three? |
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>>443347 |
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Finished fixing my espresso machine today, after a complete strip down and descaling and seal replace. Chuffed to bits with myself. |
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Some days are good, Some days you eat 8 Kit Kats. |
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>>443357 |
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I've had my post lockdown haircut. I could feel my body was really tense when I was sat in the chair, not entirely sure why. |
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>>443357 |
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>>443360 |
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God I hope it's a quiet night at work tonight. I'd rather like to sit on my arse and do nothing for twelve hours. Saturday night into Sunday morning gives the most lucrative pay enhancement so it always feels nice to do very little for it. |
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>>443388 |
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I'm slightly puzzled by the slogan of this takeaway. It's "The only branch in [town]". |
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I may finally have figured out which chrono I want to buy. |
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>>443408 |
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>>443408 |
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Do you know what I'd do with £500 to burn, take a short holiday to the coast where there's a cool breeze. Bring along a pile of books I pick up in a charity shop so I can escape and just not have to deal with life for a few days. Bracing walks and M.R. James. |
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>>443410 |
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The man opposite washed his car on Monday and Tuesday. I wonder if he'll do it for a third day in a row. |
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Can your penis shrink? Admittedly I have put on a little weight, but not really enough to explain my knob going from ~6.5" to just under 6". That's about a 10% reduction. |
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This chip butty image is single-handedly destroying my diet. |
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For some reason I've put an episode of The Bill on whilst I'm having my dinner. It's really, really, really bad. |
>> | No. 443454
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Justin_Lee_Collins_20070728.jpg Three times this week I've imagined Justin Lee Colins and started laughing to myself. |
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>>443454 |
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Bombay potatoes mixed with spaghetti and cheese is surprisingly nice. |
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Didn't realise it was St Georges today. They should make some nice food to be associated with the date so that people would remember it even happens. |
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>>443463 |
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Fanta's "what flavour is this" promotion is utterly mental and I don't understand why anyone would buy a mystery flavour, but the most recent version of it is a blue coloured fanta which looks exactly like the amazing and delicious Shokota fanta that I find very hard to source, so every time I see it in the shops I get a twinge of elation before remembering. |
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>>443462 |
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Just got back from a bit of rollerblading. |
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>>443466 |
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I'm aware I'm being judgemental, but someone I went to school with is constantly making Tiktok videos of her miming along to songs or streaming playing Fortnite on Twitch. She's a 33 year old single mum. I watched one of her streams, from what I can tell she rarely gets more than a single viewer, and it was largely her telling her kids off whilst they were screaming and shouting in the background. |
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>>443616 |
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I think the woman at the supermarket was judging my purchases. I was buying a can of Monster and a pack of beer, and as she approved my age she said "enjoy your energy drink and your Carling haha" which made me think she's looking down on me for daytime drinking. |
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>>443624 |
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I don't know if it's that I'm not a fan of lager in general but I was at a pub during a local festival a few years back and they'd ran out of everything but Carling, so I had to order that. I think it's the only time in my life I've been unable to finish a pint on account of how awful and undrinkable it was. |
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>>443626 |
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>>443626 |
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>>443626 |
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Fosters is worse but I have turned down free pints for being Carling on more than one occasion. |
>> | No. 443631
443631
Can one of you lads host a web seminar about being normal or something? I can't figure it out. I should probably start by brushing my teeth, but beyond that I'm lost. |
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>>443631 |
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>>443631 |
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>>443631 |
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>>443631 |
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Is it possible for smell to transmit through walls? |
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>>443639 |
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>>443639 |
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Did a lateral flow this morning, put the stick in the back of my throat and threw up part of my breakfast. |
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>>443648 |
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I finally got the kit such that I am able to reliably make high-quality THC oil. |
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>>443653 |
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>>443654 |
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Radio 1xtra just asked me to think about "three great things in your life". Pisstakers. |
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>>443666 |
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I saw a woman earlier with a square arse. It was like she'd shoved a couple of boxes of tissues down the back of her leggings. It was bizarre. |
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>>443668 |
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I think my mum's an AnCap. Prince Andrew came up, so Epstein did too, and she argued he "wasn't a paedophile because they (the victims) weren't prepubescent." Worrying times. |
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>>443670 |
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My mum got a Tramadol injection yesterday in A&E because she had acute leg pain from bilateral lymphoedema. Which has been going on for some time, but yesterday was really bad. Anyway, one of the possible side effects of a significant single dose of Tramadol to kill strong acute pain is mental confusion, and it manifested itself in my mum with absolute batshit paranoia. |
>> | No. 443673
443673
Imagine you work nights by yourself in a hospital laboratory. There's a mental thunderstorm going on outside. Coincidentally, it's the same night as they test the backup generators, which means everything without a UPS goes off for about ten minutes, including the lights. |
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>>443673 |
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>>443673 |
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I hope mask wearing stays around for a while yet. I've got some terrible dry skin below my bottom lip and around my chin and without a mask I don't think I'd be going outside at all. |
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>>443676 |
>> | No. 443678
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face_changing_mask1.png Is the lad who was asking if there were any more interesting masks about? This one is currently discounted by $60 down to $90 total (not including shipping). |
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443679
My fucking rowing machine broke. |
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>>443679 |
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>>443679 |
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>>443683 |
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Eli_looking_cool_on_rowing_bike_17022008.jpg >>443684 |
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Just got a new wi-fi router and I'm trying to think of a clever wi-fi network name. |
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>>443685 |
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>>443686 |
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>>443686 |
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Does the person who posted The Chair back in the day still post here/still have the artefact in question? I have a friend who wants to buy it. No, really. |
>> | No. 443696
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paul-gascoigne-and-vinnie-jones-732967976.jpg ##GazzaUnderAttack is trending on Twitter. |
>> | No. 443697
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Last night I had a dream about britfa.gs where it was on BBC News because it had recently released a new crypto called Shedcoin, which had blown up to become the number one coin in the world. It had a screenshot of a post that went like this: |
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>>443697 |
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>>443695 |
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>>443701 |
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Fucking Sainsburies giving me the runaround on this morning's delivery, more than half an hour on the phone back and forth between them and the bank. On the sixth try on my card it turns out their system does/doesn't put a space in the postcode where there should be one which is why it was being rejected. But they're not allowed to try taking the payment more than three times on one card, so I have to recreate the entire order and have it delivered tomorrow. |
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>>443756 |
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>>443756 |
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>>443759 |
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>>443760 |
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>>443761 |
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red cabbage mangrador.jpg Is there some reason why everything needs to be fucking wireless these days? I just want a new 2.1 wired sound system to replace the one that blew up a few days ago. |
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>>443764 |
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intense sound.jpg Take a look at this monstrosity. I really hope this isn't affective advertising indicitive of todays youth. |
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>>443765 |
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>>443768 |
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>>443768 |
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It's gone dark at half one, did someone summon Malakith or one of the other evil blokes who's name begins with "Mal"? |
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>>443770 |
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>>443768 |
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>>443773 |
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>>443773 |
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>>443773 |
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https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/ultimate-spaghetti-carbonara-recipe this recipe doesn't really work, the sauce isn't a sauce it's just lumps of cheesy egg. Pretty sure the 50g of butter the pancetta's fried in didn't help, it was already swimming in its own fat melt. Still delicious even if went 95% wrong, hard to miss the turning to Flavourtown when you're running on bacon, butter, cheese and carbs. |
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>>443777 |
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>>443778 |
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>>443776 |
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>>443777 |
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>>443780 |
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>>443787 |
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>>443787 |
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I did this bolognaise https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/best-spaghetti-bolognese-recipe today and despite my forgetting to get any basil at all it worked a lot better than the carbonara. Although my flatmate seemed to prefer the latter. |
>> | No. 443791
443791
Keir Starmer and Adam Curtis have the same voice and it has ruined docimentaries for me. |
>> | No. 443792
443792
I was listening to Radio 1 Dance, still am in fact, and a lot of some guy's "mix" was that he'd taken good songs and sped them up ever so slightly. |
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443793
My mood was improving and then I thought about myself, my life and my future and it's gone downhill fast. |
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>>443792 |
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Did the Tories just nationalise the trains? |
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>>443796 |
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>>443796 |
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>>443798 |
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>>443799 |
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Most descriptions seem to run with "The organisation will own and manage rail infrastructure, issue contracts to private firms to run trains, set most fares and timetables, and sell tickets." |
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I don't like that my PC just made "hard drive sounds" despite not having a hard drive in it. |
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>>443801 |
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>>443801 |
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brand.png >>443804 |
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>>443806 |
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vomiting anime girl.jpg >Great British Railways |
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>>443808 |
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>>443809 |
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>>443820 |
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>>443815 |
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Wish we could just kill everyone. |
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>>443824 |
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>>443825 |
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>>443824 |
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>>443828 |
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What's the script with this riot in Swansea then? |
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>>443830 |
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E15WT1zXMAM9hkh.jpg Ah, go on then, I'll call this a riot. Unless this image is actually from a Botswanan music festival in 2003 and nothing to do with Swansea like so many images you find online claiming to relate to current events. |
>> | No. 443833
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It's been pissing it down all day. |
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>>443832 |
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>>443833 |
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>>443835 |
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>>443833 |
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>>443835 |
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>>443840 |
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>>443841 |
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When I was 15 I would pompously lament that I was born in Nowhereford-upon-Nothing, but the latest news of an emerging "black fungus" epidemic in India has me much more appreciative that I wasn't born there instead. |
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>>443864 |
>> | No. 443866
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Daily-Star-17.jpg You just had to bloody do it didn't ya, lads. Same thing happened last year where you whinged about the weather before someone turned the bloody dimmer switch up on the Sun and we had months of unbearable heat. Remember how hard we all slept last year when the heatwave finally broke. |
>> | No. 443868
443868
Starred Up is a film about how fighting can solve all your problems. Also I'd do great in prison; they had the white lad, black lad and the gay fella', but they didn't have to funny dude, I'd fit right in. |
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443869
>>443866 |
>> | No. 443870
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For the lads and lasses that have young kids here, what sort of event would an event have to be in order for you to contemplate getting a babysitter? |
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>>443869 |
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IMG_20210525_011458.jpg Remember to remembrance, lads. |
>> | No. 443873
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EbnpXK_WkAABvz-.jpg So apprently losing weight and getting fitter means I can't eat a feta cheese and bell pepper sandwich on a whim at half-one in the morning now? And I have to keep doing exercise? I really don't begrudge the obese in our society at all. |
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>>443872 |
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>>443875 |
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>>443876 |
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>>443876 |
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Screenshot 2021-05-25 120807.jpg >>443878 |
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>>443879 |
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>>443880 |
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>>443879 |
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>>443885 |
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>>443886 |
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It's one of those like SJW. I assume everyone agrees that such a thing exists, and that they are awful, but the definition is so nebulous that the term is also used by twats who don't like being told they are twats. In the end, my own personal definition is that it's anyone who cares about these things more than I do. |
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>>443887 |
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In China we call 'em 圣母 (baizuo). |
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>>443890 |
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>>443891 |
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>>443892 |
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443894
I've got an almost brand new Lenovo laptop which I bought a month ago, but I buggered the screen last night. It was sitting open on the kitchen counter and I dropped an empty coffee mug right next to it from the top of a cabinet, and fragments of the shattered mug, no bigger than a few millimetres, landed on the keyboard, which I didn't notice while cleaning up. So at some point I closed the laptop, and one of the coffee mug fragments punched a tiny hole in the screen, which led to a nasty nick that's visible especially against white backgrounds, and two or three dead pixels in that spot, right in the middle of the screen, which are very visible on dark backgrounds. |
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>>443891 |
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>>443895 |
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Fuck sake, lads. Baizuo is an artificial meme pushed by the Chinese communist party to conveniently label humanist critiques of the regime and it wasn't even particularly successful. A similar term was used in Hong Kong with the same intent on discrediting western influence. |
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>>443894 |
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443899
Lads, please. I want to at least have a rocket on the fourth plinth because it's the only fun one and the only one a big kid wouldn't mind seeing. |
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>>443899 |
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>>443898 |
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>>443901 |
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>>443899 |
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I've just got a new atomiser for my ridiculous vape flute (Vandy Vape Berserker v2 for those who might possibly give a toss) and I'm kicking myself for not doing it sooner. I'd been putting up with a clapped-out old atomiser because it still worked OK, but the new one is just so much better. It was only £20, but it feels like a real treat. Life lesson learned. |
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E1m49HFXEAAGcA5.jpg living the dream |
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I've had my first jab this morning. The woman in front of me in the queue was taking selfies in front of the NHS banners. People are weird. |
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>>443906 |
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>>443904 |
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It's nice when there's not much going on at work after a week of being rushed off my feet. There's things I need to do I'm sure, but they don't need to be done today. |
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>>443909 |
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>>443910 |
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>>443910 |
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Battlefield_earth_planetship.jpg I ordered a pair of cheap prescription sunglasses in a purple gradient tint because I thought it'd look cool, but the cool factor is rendered pointless because they make a cheerful sunny day look like a mix between a depressing overcast day on Earth and a regular day on the psychlo planet in Battlefield Earth. |
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>>443914 |
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FUCKING HELL, LADS. DEBBIE SQUIRES ISN'T GOING TO ORGANISE THINGS IN Beeston ANYMORE. |
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>>443916 |
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fummin.jpg Also did you notice how she had to get a comment about ARE LADS in there? They really can't go for a minute without thinking of WW2, can they? |
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>>443918 |
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>>443919 |
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>>443920 |
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>>443920 |
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>>443919 |
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I've come down with one of the worst colds in years. Corona test came back negative when I did a home test after feeling a bit of irritation in the back of my throat earlier this week, but I'm still feeling fucking horrible. |
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>>443924 |
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Screenshot_2021-05-28-00-28-14-556_com.happening.s.jpg LADS. All the members of the Beeston Civic Society have resigned. There's still a few war-related things they'll be doing but it's wraps after that. All kicking off it is. |
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>>443924 |
>> | No. 443928
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mqdefault.jpg What can two men get up to these days? I have an old mate who lives on the otherend of the country from school days and while we've talked about meeting up once the virus blows over I don't actually know what we should do. |
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>>443928 |
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Amazon are having a massive clear out on alcohol. If you like gin, vodka or whisky you're in luck. |
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>>443940 |
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>>443942 |
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>>443942 |
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>>443944 |
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The stress and anxiety I feel over ordering a new brand of tyre I've not used before is almost certainly unreasonably excessive. |
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>>443953 |
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427697d7a25ced3c56c63e90b7406c9cae57e1be0749ad5de7.jpg The cacti sown 2019-2020 got very dehydrated over Winter but are recovered now. Problem is that I used generic substrate from the shop which stays moist for far too long, causing root-rot. So I under-watered them out of fear. I gave them a soak-watering last week and while they've plumped up nicely, the soil is still sodden, clearly not ideal. |
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444057
Today I was drafted into help my mother-in-law clear the flat of her recently deceased friend, i.e. doing most of the donkey work. It's made me wonder what people will think of my life when I die; her flat had the thickest dust I've ever seen and stunk of stale musty air, fags and a little bit of piss. I think she must have been a borderline hoarder because there were several thousand books in there, boxes of them on every bit of space going and pathways between them in most of the rooms. Apparently I missed the discovery of her sex toys and pictures of her having sex with her ex earlier in the week. |
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>>444057 |
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>>444058 |
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I put the bins out and applied sunscreen to a horse. This has been my most productive morning since August. |
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>>444066 |
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Something (a fox, maybe?) has pissed all over my back wheel. Grim. |
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>>444068 |
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I think eating some piri piri smoked maceral a week ago has done irreversible damage to my stomach. It wasn't even spicy it's just a low level poison as best as I can tell. |
>> | No. 444071
444071
Mackerel even. |
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>>444068 |
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Fuck me it's hot. |
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>>444074 |
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>>444074 |
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_118783638_star-nc.png I had a shit night's sleep due to the heat and now I have to contend with MAD BEES. |
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>>444077 |
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I need a new laptop, but I don't even want to look at the prices even in the used and refurbished market. Also Firefox is round now, thanks, fella's, it's revolutionary. |
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>>444082 |
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>>444082 |
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I actually feel like it's getting hotter as we approach bedtime. Thankfully we get the rain tomorrow. I hope it's not going to be like that fake rain last year that never arrives. |
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444088
God, my life's so fucking depressing. |
>> | No. 444089
444089
Reminder to order a fan now, rather than waiting until it's absolutely fucking sweltering and they're all either sold out or massively marked up. |
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>>444089 |
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>>444089 |
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>>444091 |
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>>444096 |
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I fed the ducks and geese earlier, which attracted the attention of a swan. He decided to be an aggressive bastard to all of the old people trying to walk past him on the path, felt a little bit bad about that. There was also a Canada goose with a damaged wing and this bastard graylag goose kept biting him hard on the neck every time he tried getting some of the food. |
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>>444102 |
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>>444096 |
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Poundland hasn't had bird seed in for ages - is there a shortage or sumit? |
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>>444104 |
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>>The red-crested pochard was positively hoggish for my Hovis. |
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>>444107 |
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I've cut down on social media a lot but on the infrequent occasions I use it, it bothers me. One of my friends has recently moved from one rental property to another but she's made a series of posts that give the impression to anyone unaware of this that she's just bought her first home. A couple of other friends are constantly posting about their mental health because they think it's trendy, with one making a big announcement about taking a break from Facebook for her wellbeing before rejoining less than 48 hours later. I guess it's built into modern phones, but just about every picture I see is filtered to fuck and one of my best friends looks unrecognisable in just about every picture she uploads of herself. |
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>>444176 |
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>>444181 |
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Beestonlads, why didn't you warn me that around here ice cream men refer to sauce as "juice"? It's fucking odd. |
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>>444211 |
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>>444211 |
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The cheese separated from the pizza I was just eating, sliding down my lip and giving me second degree burns. This is absolute fucking agony. |
>> | No. 444220
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Am I right in thinking that a Britfa.gs user watched a homeless woman play the piano in a train station before paying her for a blowjob? |
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>>444220 |
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>>444220 |
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I don't know what Victoria Derbyshire is doing on the BBC News channel right now but it's so tedious I've resolved to kill myself. Farewell, lads! |
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>>444240 |
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I don't know if the simultaneous existence of 1.8m wide and 1.83m wide fence panels is /101/ worthy, or even that companies call both widths "6 foot" is /101/ worthy, but it's certainly close. |
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>>444252 |
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Annotation 2021-06-08 132459.jpg >>444253 |
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>>444240 |
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news-graphics-2007-_648174a.jpg I'm going out of my mind seeing all the women out and about in their summer outfits. The female form isn't fair at all to us lads trying to go about our day without drooling. Not complaining, but I wouldn't mind taking a few of them to the pub at the very least without being labelled a sex-pest for approaching women in the street. |
>> | No. 444326
444326
I just want to play Tiger Woods' PGA Tour 2004 stop trying to make me figure out how to turn a .bin and a .cue file into a single .iso one. |
>> | No. 444329
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A mate of mine, mid-20s, has lost both of his parents to covid. |
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>>444326 |
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>>444329 |
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>>444329 |
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It's too fucking hot and my shorts have disappeared. I'll have to get the fan out. |
>> | No. 444345
444345
Got around to having a look at the new MS Flight Sim. I know it's probably a relatively basic thing to do these days, but them having accurate models of airports I know very well is pretty spooky. A bit like finding a DOOM map of your school. |
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>>444345 |
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444359
My son (a bearded history teacher) absolutely loved the shirt! |
>> | No. 444371
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The water coming out of my cold tap has been slightly too warm to enjoy. I'll need to get a fridge jug. |
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>>444371 |
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>>444329 |
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I cleaned a stain from my carpet, but it seems that patch was simply more stained than the rest and now glistens like a diamond in the Sun compared to the rest of the sorry thing. |
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>>444390 |
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444394
Was back in work for training stuff and saw a few of my colleagues for the first time since last lockdown. One of the duty managers has put on a little weight, not like chubbychaserlads level - it wouldn't be noticeable at all, were it not for her work dress now being slightly too tight. Her larger tits and arse are a definite improvement have been absolutely driving me mental. It's probably just because I haven't been in the same room as a woman for more than about ten minutes since January, but still. |
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>>444394 |
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>>444403 |
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119475001_417120113019545_8337915126457652064_o.jpg >>444416 |
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>>444419 |
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>>444419 |
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>>444435 |
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444453
Not to distract from the topic at hand, but I've noticed some strange numbers calling me recently. 4 over the past two days, none repeating. |
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>>444453 |
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I've been getting texts claiming to be Hermes or Royal Mail saying I need to pay postage and linking me to a site. I did hear of one of my colleagues frantically phoning the accounts department, because he had HMRC on the phone claiming he owed £1500 in unpaid tax. |
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>>444461 |
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>>444455>>444461 |
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444466
Is it normal for your mum to pinch your bottom? My mum does it all the time to me. For example, I went to visit my parents last weekend and my mum squeezed my bum twice whilst I was hugging her goodbye. When I'm giving my own children a hug I have to fight the automatic reaction to squeeze their bum because it is that ingrained in me. |
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>>444466 |
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>>444466 |
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>>444466 |
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>>444466 |
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>>444475 |
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>>444484 |
>> | No. 444528
444528
I know a lad with only one eyelid. When he was born the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the foreskin as a skin graft. He's fine now, but a little cock-eyed. |
>> | No. 444540
444540
I have purchased a second monitor, so you better up your posting game because there's nowhere to hide now. |
>> | No. 444552
444552
The problem with working from home is that I sometimes can't remember whether I've brushed my teeth in the morning. I usually do it at lunchtime so I can enjoy a cup of tea and then a coffee in the morning but there's nothing to remind me of whether I've done it or gotten distracted with something. |
>> | No. 444553
444553
Finally got my front wheels balanced. Pro: steering wheel no longer shaking at motorway speeds. Con: can no longer use steering wheel as muscle toner. |
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444555
I just did the biggest shit I've ever done. I don't know how, it felt normal, but I pushed it out and glimpsed a log in my periphery. |
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>>444555 |
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>>444555 |
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File
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Jesus fucking Christ. |
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I feel violated. |
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>>444558 |
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>>444561 |
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444563
I've buggered the keyboard of my recently bought Lenovo laptop. Spilled some water on it and now some keys trigger additional characters when I press them, e.g. when I press the letter "t", it gives out "5t", and "km" when I press "m". Letting the laptop dry out thoroughly for a couple of days made no difference. |
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>>444563 |
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>>444564 |
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>>444565 |
>> | No. 444567
444567
I'm well into the latter half of my twenties and I've only just realised the reason I stumble over my words so often is not just that I have a fish fillet for a tongue, but also that I try to speak at a hundred miles an hour, especially if I'm reading something out loud. |
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>>444563 |
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>>444568 |
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444570
Someone I know is telling people rubbing crystals on their tits reduces the risk of breast cancer. How do you gently break it to this sort of people that what they are doing is fucking dangerous? |
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444571
>>444570 |
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444572
New neighbours have moved in on my street and they look a little too common for my liking. |
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>>444572 |
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>>444573 |
>> | No. 444575
444575
Whom amongst us hasn't travelled to Levant in our teens to set up a Genocidal Ethnostate? All a bit of a lark. |
>> | No. 444576
444576
Ah, my old friend Mr Cloud is back. Take that, Sun, you sweltering bastard. |
>> | No. 444577
444577
My landlord bought a new bed at the start of the year. The old one was a few years (and tenants) old and just completely fucked. He said he'd spent a few bob on the new one. |
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>>444577 |
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>> | No. 444603
444603
I've managed to track down a seller on AliExpress in China who sells laptop keyboards separately, and who might also have my keyboard in stock for my water damaged Lenovo laptop. Curry's have told me that the turnaround time for somewhat more complicated repairs like a keyboard/topcase swap can be upwards of three weeks, as they send those off to specialised partners. So I'd be without my laptop for three weeks, and it'd cost me around 120 quid. |
>> | No. 444604
444604
17 really puts Give it To Me Baby in a much worse light. |
>> | No. 444605
444605
I usually have at least two cantaloupes a week when the weather is warm or stuffy but I haven't seen them in the shops in weeks. |
>> | No. 444608
444608
I'm chilly. |
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>>444605 |
>> | No. 444612
444612
I'm pretty sure a woman with the username "Satan's Slave" bought my motherboard on eBay and I'm so horny I'm thinking of writing my number on a note and leaving it in the packaging. |
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>>444612 |
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>>444613 |
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>>444613 |
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>>444613 |
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>>444612 |
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>>444618 |
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>>444623 |
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>>444628 |
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>>444632 |
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>>444638 |
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>>444639 |
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>>444639 |
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>>444640 |
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3C28F5B600000578-0-image-m-96_1484523924470.jpg >>444638 |
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>>444640 |
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>>444642 |
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>>444644 |
>> | No. 444749
444749
beijing-catkins-3.jpg I keep thinking I'm seeing snow flying past my window, but it's catkins blowing in the wind off the trees on Church Street. |
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>>444749 |
>> | No. 444759
444759
It's just come to my attention there's no such thing as Staples any more. |
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boyes-notions-and-tools-aisle.jpg >>444759 |
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>>444759 |
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>>444759>>444760 |
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>>444761 |
>> | No. 444769
444769
I've been receiving spam calls from India every half hour for weeks now. Today I snapped and shouted 'FUCK YOU' down the phone then hung up. |
>> | No. 444770
444770
I really can't be arsed this week, more so than usual. |
>> | No. 444771
444771
Bloody hell, Rumsfeld's dead. Nice one. |
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444773
>>444772 |
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>>444770 |
>> | No. 444777
444777
My joints have been making even more horrible crunching noises than usual. I think this is the start of joint fuckery that comes from getting older, now in tandem with the Unspecified Joints Syndrome That Fucks Up Joints I've had for years. |
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444781
>>444777 |
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>>444781 |
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>>444782 |
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>>444777>>444781 |
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>>444784 |
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>>444787 |
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>>444788 |
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>>444787 |
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>>444790 |
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>>444787 |
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>>444792 |
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>>444793 |
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>>444792 |
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444797
The idea of being old kind of terrifies me honestly. |
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>>444797 |
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>>444797 |
>> | No. 444800
444800
Lads, is there any way to find out what was flying above my house at 4am yesterday? For a good hour, it sound like a bloody helicopter going away and coming back. Is there a website that shows that sort of thing? |
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>>444800 |
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>>444800 |
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>>444800 |
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>>444800 |
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>>444804 |
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>>444805 |
>> | No. 444812
444812
Every fortnight I seem to get another novelty song totally stuck in my head. I swear this only started happening in the past year or so. |
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444816
>>444812 |
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>>444816 |
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When I grow up, I want to design the user interface for VST plugins. |
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>>444818 |
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>>444820 |
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skeuomorphic_vs_minimalistic.png >>444824 |
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>>444825 |
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>>444825 |
>> | No. 444871
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Feel bereft. |
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444872
The policing bill passed. |
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>>444872 |
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>>444873 |
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d.jpg >>444871 |
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>>444874 |
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>>444875 |
>> | No. 444878
444878
I have begun flossing on the advice of that one lad here and an offhand comment from someone in real life, but all that happens is my gums bleed and my spittle starts looking like I called Mike Tyson a racial slur to his face, so I fear it's too late for me. |
>> | No. 444879
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download (17).jpg >>444878 |
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>>444876 |
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>>444878 |
>> | No. 444882
444882
played yourself.png The chicken wings I made yesterday were too spicy and I've had to pay for my mistake multiple times in the past few hours. |
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>>444882 |
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>>444881 |
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444885
My attempt at making "jollof rice" in my rice cooker turned out far better than I could have hoped for. |
>> | No. 444887
444887
dbn6nmq848l11.jpg I've just been to Fultons Foods and bought a massive tub of Thornton ice cream, probably for less than they'd have charged for just a couple of scoops. I was worried it wouldn't fit it my freezer but it did, just. I guess that's one advantage of them closing all of their cafés. |
>> | No. 444888
444888
The account I follow for various updates on the phishing industry, as it's reliably been doing for the past seven years, briefly went mildly berserk to rant about how all religions are a trap to trick you into various beliefs about what happens when you die, when in actual fact you will go to whatever afterlife you believe you're destined for. |
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>>444888 |
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>>444889 |
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>>444890 |
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>>444893 |
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>>444890 |
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>>444895 |
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444897
During the pandemic, I've felt quite content with my own company. Now that things are starting to open up and I'm spending more time around other people, I'm feeling much more lonely. I dunno what's going on there. |
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>>444894 |
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>>444895 |
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>>444904 |
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>>444905 |
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>>444906 |
>> | No. 444911
444911
I find myself really attracted to high functioning autistic women. The awkward ones, furries and anime fans and the like. I'm autistic myself so it's not predatory, I just think they're great. |
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>>444911 |
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>>444911 |
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>>444914 |
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>>444916 |
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>>444917 |
>> | No. 444934
444934
Legally speaking, where do I stand if I signed a contract earlier in the year to work for a company on a self-employed basis, which is then meant to be signed by the director of the company and a copy given to me and I still haven't received this copy about four months down the line? From what I can recall the contract said I'm meant to give them three month's notice if I want to stop working for them, but is that even enforceable if I've never received a copy of the final contract signed by both parties? |
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>>444921 |
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>>444934 |
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>>444936 |
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>>444937 |
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>>444938 |
>> | No. 444940
444940
It's not actually that hot today but it's hitting me worse now than when I was ten degrees warmer. Think I'm dying. |
>> | No. 444941
444941
Decided to try fruit and veg as it was on reduced. Tastes like melted ice cream with flour stirred into it. |
>> | No. 444945
444945
Is there any conceivable reason, besides a shameless money grab, why there are actually colognes out there that are £800 or more per ounce? |
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>>444945 |
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444947
I think my soul is full of toxic gas, please help me. |
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>>444947 |
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444949
Britfa in poorly thought through wordfilter shocker. |
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>>444949 |
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>>444950 |
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>>444951 |
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>>444951 |
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>>444954 |
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>>444955 |
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444957
It's a shit filter anyway, that shed thread wanted a filter for evangelist christian korean youtubers. |
>> | No. 444958
444958
Oh so they filter to the same thing. |
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>>444956 |
>> | No. 444960
444960
Do you ever get the impression that there are entire musical genres which are basically a fraud? |
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>>444960 |
>> | No. 444962
444962
My girlfriend thinks having butter with pasta is weird. I disagree. |
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>>444962 |
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>>444962 |
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>>444964 |
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newsboob.png I saw a breast on the news. |
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>>444966 |
>> | No. 444968
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I'm booked for speed dating at the weekend. In a park because I don't much fancy going into some dingy basement in a bar at the moment. |
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>>444967 |
>> | No. 444973
444973
Slightly off-topic but have any of you ever cured a fear of flying? I'm fucking terrified of it, and I'm soon to go on a 12 hour flight. |
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>>444973 |
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>>444973 |
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>>444973 |
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>>>444976 |
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>>444975 |
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Today I've discovered the pair of trousers I'm wearing right now are much more comfortable when commando. |
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>>444978 |
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E6UVt3tXoAIsj8F.jpg |
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>>444981 |
>> | No. 444986
444986
Remember when the BBC were told to stop giving climate deniers the benefit of the doubt in the interest of "balance", they're doing the exact same thing with the food industry over sugar in foods. |
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>>444984 |
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>>444986 |
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>>444986 |
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>>444992 |
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>>444992 |
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444996
It's nothing to do with health, it's an opportunist tax where health gives an easy excuse. |
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>>444996 |
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Would a bottle of rosé survive a couple hours in 27°c and be drinkable? I suppose the obvious solution is whisky but want to impress a pretty woman. Perhaps a zinfandel? |
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I mean when I come in from a 12 hour shift and I've only got 12 hours to eat, shower, shit, shave and sleep before I'm in again for the next one, it doesn't matter how easy or simple your Jamie Oliver Five Minute Meal is. I'm not making it. I'm either calling at Maccies on the way acknowledge, ordering take-out, or at best putting a ready meal in the microwave. |
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That brings me to something I have often wondered as a sort of abstract thought experiment. |
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I really need to see some of this planet that, and meaning no offence to the "don't do England down" freaks, isn't this shitey little country. Unfortunately I don't think I'm going to give myself that chance. |
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I feel gutted, I've weighed myself for the first time during the pandemic and I'm shocked. I've put on 2st, I'm at 13st, which for a 5'9 short arse is quite a bit. I've never put weight on in my life before this. 29 years old but had the same weight since I was a teenager. Thinking about it, starting Citalopram in January 2020 was maybe not the best idea, but mentally it has saved me. |
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Society looks down on assistants and other jobs of that nature but honestly I'm useless when I have to perform so-called 'simple tasks'. It took me ages today because I get lost in details and mess up when I have to do prolonged data-entry. Plus I can't follow instructions. |
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lessfat.png >>445081 |
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My room and this weather are combining to create conditions that mean my CPU is idling at 43 Celsius and that's still cooler than Ice Town was earlier today. |
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It's not like I care or anything but the hosts marked me as a no show for speed-dating so I never got a ticket to input matches. |
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>>445087 |
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Oh, blimey, I just realised it. They can't end homelessness because then you'd have no motivation to work a horrible job for hardly any money. I see, I see... |
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iceland_volcanoes_01_m.jpg >>445098 |
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Capture59.png This weekend is going to be glorious. |
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Are the transport pigs real pigs? Like can they arrest you and that? |
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Just had a BLT sandwich with the first of this year's homegrown chili peppers. Absolutely delicious. Very spicy too, I had to limit it to thinly chopped bits that I then sprinkled over the tomatoes and pickles. |
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This incessant heat has melted my last few remaining brain cells. |
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I don't know about you lads, but all this talk is making me seriously crave some Um Bongo. Do they still drink it, in the Congo? |
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I think I'm adapting lads. The temperature in my office has stayed the exact same all week (31C), yet every day it feels more manageable. I'm basically one of those African deliveroo drivers in a hat and coat at this point. |
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It's okay to have totally lost one's sense of self and be pychologically unable to leave the house. |
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I'm aware of the irony but I really wish people would stop banging on about how unbearable the weather is at every fucking opportunity. Especially in work. I can't have one meeting without someone being overly dramatic about "melting" or how they "can't get anything done in this heat". Leslie it's 28 degrees you utter fanny. This country is pathetic. |
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dab.png Twitter's vid.me domain name expired and was bought by a porn site so now all the news websites hotlinked videos from it are showing porn. |
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E62AnzpXIAMEhf6.jpg I've got The Hundred on in the background. The graphics on the screen are absolutely atrocious. |
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I wonder how much heat my house would cease absorbing if it were painted totally white? The roof especially, owing to its even darker shade of brown and larger surface area. The loft gets extraordinarily hot during weather like we've had and it clearly effects the rest of the house. Some manner of canopy fixed to the front would help massively too, I think, so the windows beamed less heat directly into the building. I'm saying this because I've a suspiscion we're only going to be getting more weeks like this one in the future and I suspect the square Lego homes much of this country has lived in since the 1970s aren't going to be getting any cooler on their own. Sol Invictus? Not if I can help it. |
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Someone just hit a six and it kept flashing 'OH YEAH' at the bottom. |
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I thought insulation should keep heat out in summer as well as in in winter? Unless you've been a silly cunt and left the windows/doors wide open during the hottest parts of the day, but that's on you. |
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It would seem that going to sleep before 4am is the secret to waking up at a sensible time and having a day to look forward to. “Look forward to” may be a bit overconfident, but it’s better than waking up embarrassed whatever it is. |
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What's an acceptable length of time to visit parents who live far away? I've got a week off but from past experience I will be bored out of my mind as they decided to retire to the middle of nowhere. |
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It's my birthday tomorrow. It looks like I'll only receive three birthday cards. |
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The lesbian couple next door are moving to Worthing this weekend. They gave me one of their ficus plants. Who knows what that ficus has seen. |
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melting.gif God knows what I've eaten but I've been letting off positively molten farts for the last few hours. Pic related, they're that noxious. |
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Is it just me or is it a lot harder to find decent porn these days? There seems to be far more filler to wade through. |
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Convinced some people that if you show yourself holding a fish in your dating profile picture it's a secret kink signal that you have a thing for women who don't wash. |
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TX1qiW0A-FJnFQpbcwaSglv_W_pl5PJHviht_XnYHyo.jpg >>445279 |
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I just wish to go back to a time when "MILF" was not inherently incestuous. It's a sick, sick world, lads. |
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I spent quite a lot of money on an office chair from autonomous.ai, and I think it's quite shit. |
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jul/27/warhammer-maker-games-workshop-hands-staff-5000-bonus-after-lockdown-sales-surge |
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I'm a bit nervous. The BBC are giving me weather warnings even though it's "sunny with a moderate breeze". |
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SOMEONE HAS STOMPED ON THE MODEL OF THE LANCASTER BOMBER ON Beeston WAR MEMORIAL. IS NOTHING SACRED? |
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e.jpg What is it with chavs and wheelies? I'm not even talking exclusively children either, but grown men. Has this always been a thing? |
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da orb.png You wouldn't think it possible, but Oliver Wrainright has gone a straight month of articles that give me the same feeling as watching Videodrome. Quite impressive for a architectural critic, although in complete fairness the hellscape of our modern world has been of considerable aid. |
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7465F01B-9253-49FC-BFBA-16600FE6AA0B.jpg >>445432 |
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Speaking of Cronenberg, me and the missus have been on a mission over the last few weeks to watch all his movies. The earlier on ones are just really... They're not great, honestly, you can see his style emerging but it's still nascent, and they are mostly just stock standard b-movies with a weird plot. |
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I haven't been happy since the mass panic days of the pandemic last year, where life was extremely simple. I go to work and back every day now, and can barely be fucked to look after my home or myself. |
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Spent a hundred quid on a square G-shock because I thought it'd be fun to have the atomic clock function so I can be even more of an annoying cunt at work by measuring stuff to the second, but the watch doesn't pick up a signal when the main time is set to UTC, which is sort of the whole reason I even wanted it. It also feels cheaper than it is, more like a £30 casio offering than a £95 one. |
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Our dog suddenly passed away yesterday afternoon. My partner got him when he was a pup, and had him through pretty much all of her adult life. She's distraught. The poor chap had a tumour on his spleen which ruptured, and he died of internal bleeding right in front of our eyes. At the minute, it's hard not to keep replaying the frantic driving, and having to carry his lifeless body into an emergency vet to arrange a cremation. |
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Western_Grey_Kangaroo_SMC_2006.jpg Kangaroos look so damned friendly. At least the little ones, not those big muscle bastards. |
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>>445455 |
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Invasion.jpg >>445469 |
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I drove past the Sainsbury's near where I used to work and got a craving for one of their salad bars, but when I went in they've replaced it with a fucking Argos. I guess this is what they call progress. |
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Would I be over dressing an "informal" interview for a warehouse role if I turn up in a shirt and a tie? |
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I'll be getting £6,000 in two years but I could do with a new bathroom now. Should I try and get an interest free credit card to bridge the gap? |
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Would it be a good idea to work as a marshall at Leeds Festival? You get free meals and a crew wristband for access when off duty. I wouldn't mind seeing RATM and Gerry Cinnamon but I'm not forking out £300 or whatever for a weekend ticket. |
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I thought I knew what the word 'foodie' meant but I keep seeing overweight women use it to describe themselves when I know they only eat a very limited range of food (in excessive quantities). Is it going to be like 'snowflake' where the word loses all meaning because everyone has their own interpretation of what it means? |
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I've had Anyone Of Us by Gareth Gates stuck in my head all morning. Fucking Paul Gambaccini. |
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I showed my dog my iPhone 5 and she said "this is as large as a phone ever needed to be, your kind's waste is intolerable and you have turned our paradise amongst the stars into a tomb". |
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>>445535 |
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How long does poo take to biodegrade and un-poo? That bastard cat of mine was caught short and decided to shit under the trampoline and mix it in with the bark and wood chippings instead of fertilising the flowerbeds. |
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Imagine getting paid almost £100k a year just to slice people's bollocks open. I think I've made a wrong career choice somewhere. |
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I think all dating apps share information with one-another because the moment I get somewhere on one I become Mr. Popular everywhere else as well. I'm not boasting, it's doing that thing where you don't get a nibble for weeks and then it swamps you. |
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445548
I'm stuck on the Viz comic cryptic crossword. Normally I get them all except three or four, which I look up in an online crossword solver and then enter the competition. But this one is two words so the solver doesn't work for it, and I really can't figure it out. |
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It's my birthday tomorrow. I'm a vegetarian, but have recently taken up eating meat every other month a little treat, so I'm a shit vegetarian. The missus is taking me out for a lovely steak. |
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I think balsamic vinegar has entered my top three pizza toppings. Fucking lush. |
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I'm getting that wonky wisdom tooth ripped out of my head whatever I have to do. It's so far back and at such an awkward angle that a bit of oat from a flapjack I made was back there for days and good Lord does it ache this morning. I've brushed half-a-dozen times since ate that damned thing and I can't floss there without considerable difficulty. I'll take it out myself if I have to, I don't care how deep it goes, it's my skull I'll do what I want to it. |
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My laptop has decided it doesn't like connecting to the wifi and will drop out suddenly then refuse to connect. Windows diagnostics says it's an association failure. I wonder how and why. It'll connect to any other source just fine, and no other devices are having trouble with the router. Indeed the absurd situation I am in currently is connecting to my phone's hotspot which is connected to the router. There's nothing in the router's logs to suggest anything is wrong, either. |
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Why the fuck did no one tell me the back of my head looked like that? |
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Cunt of a UPS driver has just left a "Sorry we missed you, we'll try again tomorrow" without even ringing the fucking doorbell, after I took the day off work to receive this parcel. It's my dog's ashes, for fuck's sake. |
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/12/charles-diana-wedding-cake-sells-auction-1850-royal-family |
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>>445586 |
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Clearing out an abandoned storage unit recently, it contained a lot of royal memorabilia, bus-spotting stuff, and a vast amount of 'Tom of Finland' specialist literature. |
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Road rage fuelled shootings in Plymouth? |
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>you guys should really read up on there lore and watch some videos about them there history is incredibly sad and unfair |
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81433EFB-EEDA-45E0-BADF-99371A92CF65.jpg If I was rich enough I’d have so many pet civets. |
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>>445596 |
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Is dying your hair a personality trait? I see to know a small number of lasses who think it is, particularly with bold red, pink or purple hair. |
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Am I mad to think a big part of the chronic masturbator thing is less the dating habits of our society, and more how we propagandise them? That is, if we had a bunch of blockbuster movies about how being a virgin is actually cool and how you don't need a girlfriend if you've got a hobby, you'd have far fewer chronic masturbators than in the present society where the official line from the movies and shit TV shows is that the nerd always gets the girl at the end, that everyone has sex before they're 20, and so on. It doesn't seem implausible that people wind up comparing themselves against that sort of thing as though it's real life, and more insidiously, people who haven't even been watching the things picking up as second and third hand received wisdom from those who have, vaguely remembering half-parodies and the like. In a broadly similar way to how women wind up comparing themselves to airbrushed models, I wouldn't be surprised if men are comparing themselves to men who don't actually exist rather than to the average man. |
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Looking back at Hungerford and Dunblane, I think it's fairly clear that "angry young men with unpleasant personalities and access to firearms" are not a new problem. Like so many other groups, they have found a label and a community online, but I'm not sure we should be panicking about something that happens about once per decade. |
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One thing's for sure, I won't be able to listen to the radio for about a week, with Radio 4 going on about chronic masturbators as if they're the new biggest threat to national security since Al Quaeda, only worse because they hate women in particular. Won't somebody think of the women? |
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Okay but this BBC article on chronic masturbators has an explanation of the "Chad vs virgin" meme. |
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What's the female equivalent of the murderous chronic masturbator? |
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I'm going to do Terminator 2 but with Christopher Poole instead of the bloke who invents Skynet. It's the only way. |
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We're all getting very close to this potentially obvious insight, but nobody has said it yet so I'm going to claim it as my own and declare myself the greatest genius in the thread for saying it: |
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>thread turns into another tediously predictable cunt off about if capitalism/communism works better |
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I have always hated the fact that the structure of the English language allows for no distinction between "Communism", an end stage of history proposed by Marx and all that, and "Communism", the practices of parties who've tried to organise and bring about that end stage, none of which have ever claimed to have achieved communism. |
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These word filters are getting too much. It is ruining a good afternoon read for me. Is Chronic masturbator a filter for chronic masturbator? I guess I will find out after I post this. And how is that one lad calling Osama an chronic masturbator? He had kids and multiple wives I believe. |
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I listened to a song on 6Music but I didn't catch the name. I've tried tracking it down, it was after Nautilus by Anna Meredith, but none of them sound like how I remembered it in my head. |
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Almost all filters are shit and unfunny, but we all knew this anyway. |
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I'm the Chicken King of .gs. None of you can handle a bird like I can. |
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Have any of you ever had an enema? I'm curious about the experience, and if there's a kilo or more of waste lodged in my colon then it only makes sense to do away with it. |
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Listen I don't know what you cunts diets are like that you need to have a bloody enema before you can put something up your arse, but you might want to simply consider adding more fibre to your diet before you resort to sticking the karcherup there. Good grief. |
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Chillingly I've gotten a blister from doing work. |
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A lad I know is an actor. I recently found him in a video on a Facebook page which was set up as if it were a phone video of a bailiff coming by his house to demand £300 or they'd take his car, with a load of back and forth between them which culminated in his neighbour coming over and giving the money and saying he can just pay her back when he can. |
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Either of you two ever sold your blood? I was looking up whether our civilisation is now at the point where we can donate on weekends but got ads to sell my blood for medical research at £45-60 a pop. |
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The lofi girl turns a page on her notebook every 20 seconds and the current iteration has done since 22/02/2020. I estimate that to be 1,278,443,520 pages so far (544 days at 86,400 seconds/day). An average page is apparently 0.1mm thick so unless I've made a silly error the turned-page side of the book should be 127,844 metres thick. |
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Maybe it's because I'm in that "not eating, drinking, just killing myself" headspace right now, but it just sank in how fucked the climate is and it's only going to get worse. |
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I broke off my love affair with fried chicken last night by ordering three pieces instead of two. It ruined the entire experience by being slightly too much to where it left me feeling slightly ill. I look forward to doing the same thing with pizza for the rest of the year. |
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There's shitloads of fireworks going off. B |
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Just give it a fucking rest. |
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I woke up at 1130 today. Thankfully I seem to have gotten away with it with only one person who will have noticed. |
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image_2021-08-23_160617.png >>445882 |
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I'm so unfit. I'm at the level where I should probably be doing basic physiotherapy rather than actual exercise, it's tiring hanging washing for fuck sake. Pathetic. |
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0_PHP_NYL_070920_views_033.jpg I went to Whitby today. Fuck me it was absolutely rammed and there's signs saying to keep left at the busiest areas but the throngs of gormless twats are too thick to be able to follow this and block up the entire road. The fairground rides near the pier were so loud they were giving me a headache all the way up at the abbey. I'm not going there again in a hurry, particularly as the A64 was also a massive ball ache. |
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Hit my 1 stone weight loss mark today. Honestly it was a piece of piss. I just cut out having something sweet after every meal and took log of my calorie intake. But I'm pretty proud of myself I must day. I'll celebrate with a KFC (and big run). Sage for blogpost. |
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I ordered a couple of suits from Suit Direct. They forgot to send the trousers for one of them; I'm going to return that one anyway but I'm hoping they don't decide to start playing silly buggers about only having the jacket returned to them. |
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445924
Had a behind-the-eyes headache last night and must have forgotten to close the freezer door fully. I don't mind letting beef and veg re-freeze but all the chicken and turkey that was at the front of the drawers needs cooking. Fuck's sake. |
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Finished[1].jpg Today for my lunch I pulled the remains of some bread I made yesterday out of the bin and ate it with some nice pesto. There was nothing else in the bin, and it was wrapped in parchment paper, but I still ate bin bread. |
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I know coronavirus is bad and everything but I've picked up 4kg of bronze die pasta for just under £4 so it's swings and roundabouts. |
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445929
Sanity check: You started talking to a lass on a dating app last Friday and now she's dodged your idea to meet in person this weekend. On two different days. That's a time waster, right? |
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445930
I complaine dabout being weak the other day, but I scratched a horse earlier and my arm shook when I held a fork an hour or two later. |
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I am Mr Complaine Da'bout and I had nothing to do with that horse. |
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I've watched a bit of the Paralympic cycling this morning. They're lumping people with various levels of disability into the same race but are then reducing the times of the most disabled riders, for example someone classed as C3 would have their actual time recorded whereas their C1 rival would have their time reduced to around 93%. The end result, at least in what I watched, is that those in the least able bodied categories aren't recording the fastest times but end up winning gold once the factoring has been applied. |
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I bought clothing for myself from a charity shop today. I don't think I've ever done that before. |
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Bobbin.jpg >>445937 |
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I've lost a good half stone in the past week from this protesting lark. A combination of being on my feet so much, being too distracted to eat and the most available food being piles of vegan mush. Almost down to my pre-lockdown weight. |
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Can we pack it in with titzilla for the week, please? I'm going to a sex hotel with the missus on Sunday and have decided to go spunk-free until then, and her masterpiece mammaries will make a hard task even harder. |
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Klaxons-2007-700x700-c-default.jpg I had the radio on earlier and they were playing Klaxons, which sounded incredibly dated. It may be because they were a bit of a gimmick, but why is it that some music from a certain time period quickly goes stale whereas other songs are still worth listening to later down the line? Is it simply that Klaxons were shit all along? |
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I think the Klaxons had a lot going for them. I seem to remember enjoying their second album, but most people hating it because it was very different to their first. |
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Oo ee oo ee oo ee oo ee oo |
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I just got my HackRF working with a Portapack H2. How the fuck do Banggood ship from China in four days?? |
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Currently trying very hard to somehow justify buying myself one of the fancy new Omega Seamasters. I love a good watch, I have loads of them, but I don't think I've ever spent more than £500 on one, this is over four grand. |
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D7HCaq6XkAA4m5j.png Just wanted to say that my girlfriends arse is getting bigger and I couldn't be happier. |
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446006
Also I wore my Seiko SKX to town today to antagonise over watches again, and it got two seperate compliments, something much more expensive pieces usually don't. Admittedly one was a watch nerd but the other was a woman. |
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I'm getting cravings for bombay potatoes mixed with cheese and spaghetti. |
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The MP3 player on my Samsung phone kept playing Praise You by Fatboy Slim today repeatedly, although I've got it on shuffle and there are a good 2,500 different songs on it. |
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446039
Can Summer fuck off already? |
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446040
I just fluffed the interview promotion to my bosses old job after working here for years because I had to fuck about beforehand dealing with some urgent work. I'll have to go work somewhere else now rather than suffer the indignation of someone else becoming my boss. |
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446046
My working from home tax refund for last year came today. What shall I blow my £65 on? |
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446047
Nothing makes me feel less manly than going to the builders' merchant. I'm a reasonably competent DIYer, but my soft hands and lack of a company-branded polo shirt are a dead giveaway that I'm not One Of Them. |
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What an absolutely stunning party of the country West Wales is. And under appreciated? |
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I've seen "Favourite chicken", "Favorite chicken", "Favourable chicken" fried chicken places but I just saw an opening soon sign for "Faborable chicken". |
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I had to drive through Barnsley earlier. I don't think I saw a single person I'd class as a normal looking human being, they were all gangly and malformed in one way or another. Goblins. |
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My hair recedes by about 2 inches more on my right than my left. It's like I've got a bald triangle in the corner. |
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I've got daytime TV on whilst I have my dinner. Fucking hell, there's a lot of life insurance adverts. |
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I'm on my third shit in three hours. I don't get hangovers after a bender any more, I just shit for two days straight. |
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There is a hole in my soul and I'm not sure playing STALKER all day will fill it, but by Jove I'll try. |
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446101
I have made an important decision - Greggs for lunch. |
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446102
Walkers are advertising "fish and chips" flavour crisps which I can only imagine taste like they're fried in used chip-shop oil and the idea is fairly disgusting. |
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Chips.png >>446102 |
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I just took some nice bread to the oil and paprika mix that was left in the roasting dish from the pork I did earlier and I came in my pants it tasted so good. They won't sell that on the highstreet! |
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I'm deeply concerned that many of America's funniest alternative comedians are dying or nearly dying. David Cross and Doug Stanhope better be safe when I wake up tomorrow or I'm going to make Greenham Common look like Redham Common, if you follow my meaning. |
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The missus and I are going to get microdermabrasion facials at the weekend. I have secretly always wanted to do a chemical skin peel as I have scars and discolouration from teenage acne that haven't quite faded yet. I mentioned this to her and she immediately found a place and booked us each appointments. |
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I'm supposed to leave the house tomorrow, but I have a sore throat. However, I know for a fact that it was the biscuit I choked on earlier that did so I'm unsure what to do. |
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I am very disappointed in all of you for not mentioning Dave Chappelle as a good American comedian who's still alive. His recent material came under fire for culture-war reasons, and I watched it and it felt uncomfortable in parts because he was doing the "I'm black therefore nobody is as oppressed as me and I can say what I want" angle, but nevertheless, he remains one of the finest comedians around in spite of this. |
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It's 02:20, I can't sleep because I have horrible neck pain in what could be the beginnings of the arthritis they thought I had when I was a kid, and thanks to an incredibly poorly timed set of unforseen expenses combined with my MOT on Friday I'm going to be fucking skint this month. Brilliant. |
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Is it normal to pick up lots of tiny nicks and cuts on one's fingers when you regularly prepare and cook meals or am I an especially clumsy freak almost certain to be diagnosed with Alzheimers or MS or some other horrid illness before my due? |
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bbc3blob.jpg They're back, bitches. |
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This evening I have been bramble picking. I don't know if I've left it too late this year or it's been a fairly poor yield this year, but I've ended up with far less than I usually do. |
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The potatoes and carrots I buy from the supermarket have recently been a lot smaller and flimsier than usual. |
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There's a predominantly black 6form college near me in Cardiff and I've noticed that for some reason they all sound like they are from London. Is this a thing now, where MLE has spread across the country? |
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I found out today that the school mums have been spreading a rumour that someone had their baby taken off them by social services. The reason for this is because their baby has been at nursery when they've gone to pick their daughter up from school and both parents going to pick her up evidently means that the baby must have gone into care. |
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When did you last see a Hare Krishna? In fact, when did you last see anyone recruiting in the street for a wacky religion? You see the occasional Jehovah's Witness still, but where are the nutters? I miss them; they were my favourite type of street-harasser. Now it's just twats from TalkTalk and Scottish Power and maybe a charity mugger if you're lucky. Nobody ever preaches about the apocalypse any more. |
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A mosquito bit me when I was out bramble picking yesterday and now my left index finger is almost twice the size of my right one. The skin is ridiculously tight on my knuckle when I bend my finger. |
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It's been a considerable amount of time since I've done anything just for the fun of it. Between tying up projects at work, keeping myself fed and clean, keeping my house running, and spending time with the missus, I haven't had a minute to myself to just do whatever I feel like. Throwing on top of that the bit of podge on my stomach that desperately needs sorting, I don't think I'm ever going to have fun again. |
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Following what I can only assume to be an act of mutiny by my brain, I've just put Bepanthen on my toothbrush. |
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The only thing oat milk is good for is porridge. It's double porridge. |
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I realise I'm turning this place into Mumsnet, but my daughter has come home with three birthday party invites this week so far. I've looked up the prices for one of them and they start "from £300". I am not getting drawn into this pissing contest. |
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>>446390 £300 gets 15 kids in the woodland for two hours |
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Speaking of obnoxious parties, I'm off to a wedding in a few weeks that's got over 300 confirmed attendees. Our lass is a bridesmaid, I doubt I'll see her all day. |
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BP and Tesco have been forced to temporarily close some of their petrol stations across the UK due to a lack of fuel supplies caused by the ongoing HGV driver shortage crisis. |
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>>446430 |
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A while ago there was a link to a office chair/furniture suppliers website - can anyone remember the address? |
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Vicky Coren is on Taskmaster, so that's my wank fodder sorted for the next ten weeks. |
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Passed MOT with no advisories. |
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If someone wears a leather cowboy hat, alongside steampunk goggles, everyday, is it safe to assume that they are a cunt? |
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Capture.png Thank you to the lad here who said it would be near impossible to lose weight at 29 years old for spurring me on. |
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I lost 7kg and seem to have stalled. Still eating 1500 cals according to the food app, must be the exercise apps overestimating how many I burn. |
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I keep seeing a fox around the hospital grounds at night. I keep seeing him dash off when I go out for a smoke. He looks quite healthy too, not a scrawny mangy thing like you expect. Brings a smile to my face for some reason. |
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Has the font changed on this site? |
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Vegetarianlads, how does your body respond to eating meat? I'll have meat once a month nowadays as a little treat, and in those cases it's like I never stopped eating meat at all. Actually, more often than not it's completely underwhelming. However, my vegetable biryani I bought for my dinner was mixed up, and I ended up with a chicken one instead. It's been about two hours since I accidentally ate it, but I still feel a bit queasy. This is just 24 hours after I was talking about having fried chicken as my October meat meal. |
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Just started taking Citalopram. I'm currently going through an existential crisis of sorts. Doom. I feel horrendously sick, nauseas, and a bit surreal. Trying to not have a panic attack. Anyone got any advice please, in how to feel less fucking awful right now? |
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Do we need to add 'not eating meat' to the list of things you lot want to go in circles about all the fucking time? |
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My energy suppler is about to titsup so they've cancelled my smart meter installation for this Friday. |
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I bought a new sex toy and it's really good. |
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I was typing 'bugger' in reply to my manager, only my right hand was one key over. If it hadn't been part of a longer thought and given me time to notice, how fucked do you think I would have been? They're Jewish, for context. |
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It's cold enough at night to put the heavy sheets back on the foot of the bed to keep my extremities warm and I slept amazingly well. I don't know if I've had a decent night's sleep since I last had them on. |
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www.twitch.tv/mtudzharov |
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Made some apple pie tonight with some of the apples that are now beginning to fall off the tree in the back garden. They're sort of a tart variety, which tend to become a bit sour when you bake them, so I had to put loads of sugar on them. As well as bourbon vanilla, cloves and cinnamon. And some diluted honey. Bit chuffed with myself, the pie tastes almost as good as shop bought. |
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Northernlads, |
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FA2gD39XoAEDsLB.jpg Which one of you fucking psychos is writing for Spitting Image? Show thyself. |
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>>446669 |
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So looks like they've taken down fb to delete all their mooky research data in the wake of whistleblower revelations. |
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>>446677 |
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>>446677 |
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1.jpg Sometimes it genuinely saddens me that I'll never be a horseback riding traveller, seeking respite from the rain in a warm inn. |
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>>446677 |
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Not to get all /boo/ but leaks come out about Facebook and then they "go offline" for a bit. Shredding the evidence? |
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>>446687 |
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What leaks about Facebook? |
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Daisy-May Cooper was on Buzzcocks last night looking quite slaggy and I can't stop daydreaming about banging her by the bins behind a Wetherspoons. Absolutely rattling her from behind, tits flapping about from under her top, kebab meat and chips all over the place. |
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I'm curious how often, if ever, it occurs to certain politicians that people are going to regularly piss on their graves, and if this fact bothers them. |
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>>446711 |
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I had to drive someone else's car this morning. It felt weird having to do things like turning the key in the ignition, having to manually do the handbrake and not having a reversing camera. |
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unjust-criticism-is-usually-disguised-compliment-i.jpg >>446757 |
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The four channel version of the two channel Marshall JVM I bought out of boredom in the middle of the last lockdown is now about two hundred quid cheaper than the two channel was when I bought it. I knew they were gouging cunts. |
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I've got to the point in my life where I'd be happier getting the housework done while kiddo is at school instead of shagging all day. |
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That Andy Murray story about his shoes being nicked is complete bullshit. I’m convinced this is a plan for retirement if you will, where his publicist or whoever pivot from his defining personality trait being not having one. Because, frankly, his story is less believable than my mate in year 9 attending parties so raucous they’d make Caligula blush, despite no one else knowing they happened or who attended. |
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Wondering if waking up to a fairly bad leg cramp is reason enough to not go to work today. |
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>>446780 |
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-58842137 |
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My mother-in-law rang up the council today to see if she could scatter her mum's ashes and was distraught to find out they'd been disposed of. Her mum died in 1983. I've no idea what the fuck she was expecting. |
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Just went in the dentist and he wants to charge me £1,500 for 4 fillings and an extraction. He was a charismatic, friendly chap, and I feel slightly bad that I'm going to use the information he gleaned to shop around to have it done cheaper. He's already charged me £150 for the x rays and diagnosis. |
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>>446894 |
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Clothes, you know? What are you actually attracted to? Haircuts, too. I can't help but imagine people bald - that's what you are, not all these badges, branded shoes and highcut jeans. Be it for the summer dress I don't think I'd be interested in people. |
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>>446894 |
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Failed MOT today because of an iffy brake light switch. |
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Watching Arnie really try to act is very endearing. |
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PIP renewal came though. Have to prove that I've not stopped being autistic. |
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>>446910 |
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I'm not a perv right, but this new Heinz soup advert starts with some kids rowing, voiceover goes into "The young cox thought "Warm, creamy, tasty (Heinz Tomato Soup). Yum" then he gets splashed in the face. I'm sorry but that combination has to be someone thinking they're funny, though I don't suppose the voiceover script was made by the same person who storyboarded it. Is this a test? Have I failed? |
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r1UyWOm.jpg >>446912 |
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I was in Aldi last night and one of the female members of staff was like 5 foot tall, but each of her arse cheeks were bigger than my torso. The ideal woman. She was almost as wide as she was tall. |
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Just saw a copy of Jimmy Slater's "Appetite" on the bookshelf in a porn video and it completely took me out of it. |
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>>446926 |
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Do Australians have noticeably different accents? They all sound the same to me, but you'd have thought with the distances between Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Alice Springs, etc., there's be variations in this. |
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WakeInFrightAd1.jpg >>446929 |
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intro-1623876912.jpg I have been up for more than 38 hours straight now. Had some pretty distressing family stuff to deal with. Just getting ready to sleep, i.e. checking messages one final time before putting the phone down and turning off the lights. I have no fucking clue how I managed to stay up this long. It is a lifetime record for me. The last few hours have just felt like one coffee fuelled haze of nothingness that dragged on forever as if time itself was almost standing still. |
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0_2C2A5385.jpg https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/pub-landlady-commissions-bizarre-portrait-21845238 |
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delish-190912-potato-latkes-0287-landscape-pf-1571.jpg >>447003 |
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I got called racist for saying I didn't know which member of BTS was which, as I only saw them for the first time a few days ago. They have different haircuts and clothes in each video so my face blindness comes into play. I also got called racist for saying one was more masculine than the others, as this is white people dolphin rape which feminises East Asian men. But I'm pretty sure they lean into the femininity as pretty boys sell lots of chicken nuggets. |
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>>447091 |
>> | No. 447116
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This week I've decided to have a horrible cold or something which feels like someone's grouted by entire head. |
>> | No. 447144
447144
I'm very depressed, lads. I came home from work early today to focus on myself for a while, but instead I've been mindlessly scrolling the internet all night. |
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>>447144 |
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>>447144 |
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I'm not sure who this Aitch chap is, but he appears to be a paid-up member of the Chub Club. Good lad. |
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>>447144 |
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Is there any real benefit to Amazon Prime? I ordered something from them yesterday evening and it's arriving tomorrow so I don't really see the benefit of paying extra to have received it one day sooner. |
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>>447169 |
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>>447144 |
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>>447149 |
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>>447169 |
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>>447175 |
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447178
About half an hour ago I ran over a kid's skateboard. Was approaching a T-junction and he was coming from the left, staring at me and slowing down so I assumed he'd stopped; next thing I know I hear a crunch and he's on the floor on the pavement so I think he panicked, lost his balance and fell. There was a charity mugger on the scene who pulled the skateboard out, which was snapped in two, and checking on the boy to make sure he was alright. I could have handled the next part better but I wound my window down to make sure he was okay, said some vaguely soothing platitudes and drove off because his mates and the chuggers were there. |
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>>447178 |
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>>447180 |
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447185
I got water on my PC. I think I might kms if it’s dead. I can’t stop shaking, I fucking hate myself. Before I could turn it off the mouse was lagging. What do I do? PC wise, killing myself is easy. |
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>>447185 |
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447187
I just bought Krispy Kreme from the petrol station at 1 in the morning, and I'm sipping a McDonald's coffee with it. There's now even a drive through Cinnabon there too, which we've never had before as far as I know. |
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>>447186 |
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>>447188 |
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>>447187 |
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>>447190 |
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447192
My bed broke. The wood beam thing that the slata rest on just snapped, juat as I was going to bed after an all nighter. It was the most panicked 2 seconds I've ever experienced. And now I'm going to have to go to B&Q at 7am when it opens, so I can fix it and get some sleep. If I was still living next to my workshop I'd have the wood glue and clamps out and it'd be repaired in half an hour. Fucks sake. |
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>>447192 |
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447194
My friend has moved in with his girlfriend and now he's renting his old house out. I don't know if I'm just more aware of it, but I have noticed a lot of people seem to be renting out their properties when they do this rather than selling them on and letting someone else buy a house. |
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>>447194 |
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>>447195 |
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447197
I made paella from memory and assumptions about Spanish cuisine and it’s not bad. Probably about as accurate as an Arab militiaman and definitely lacking in vegetables, but it’s almost as nice as the one I had at a Christmas market in Manchester eight years ago. God, I’m bored. |
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>>447196 |
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>>447193 |
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>>447200 |
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>>447200 I'm not sure there is such a thing as overkill. |
>> | No. 447208
447208
Oh, to be a redneck in Buttfuck, North Alabamansas rescuing and reviving muscle cars. |
>> | No. 447209
447209
1587752804777.jpg The wet computer works. I seem to have lost a thumb screw in the panic and I haven't screwed in the wifi antenna so it turns out that's unnecessary. I daren't ask more of the GPU than displaying the desktop, it would likely be more than I deserve too. I feel horrible, but this post is getting a bit string of consciousness as is. |
>> | No. 447215
447215
I am going to see Dune by myself at the cinema. It will be the first film I've seen at the cinema since Cats in 2019. I am very anxious about it, but I know if I brought my girlfriend along she'd hate it. |
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>>447215 |
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>>447215 |
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>>447218 |
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>>447230 |
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>>447231 |
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>>447233 |
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>>447235 |
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>>447240 |
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>>447241 |
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447243
Dune is a bloody big book so it's fair that they'd split it in half. I'm surprised they wouldn't go for a trilogy though, make it the Lord of the Rings IN SPAAAACE that the Star Wars sequels utterly failed to be. |
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>>447243 |
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>>447246 |
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Could a Dune extended universe work? I want to learn more about the great houses and the empire. |
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>>447279 |
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>>447279 |
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>>447246 |
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>>447246 |
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447352
I went for a piss in Tesco earlier and, as I was washing my hands, this man came in mumbling to himself and then he started stroking the urinal mats. I didn't hang around to see what he did next. |
>> | No. 447370
447370
My mum's washing machine (older Bosch model) has started to leak. The symptoms are a bit odd, in that it does its job well at up to 50 degrees water temperature, but then it starts to leak, and especially when I've got a full load of towels or other heavy fabric at 60 degrees or more. |
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>>447370 |
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>>447371 |
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>>447372 |
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>>447371 |
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447379
My friend keeps trying to get her daughter diagnosed as autistic, even though no medical professional or anyone who actually knows the child believes that she is. I think she sees it as a fashion statement. |
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>>447379 |
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447383
foto_no_exif.jpg I don't remember what thread I posted about accidentally buying a little GPD Pocket 2, but I did remember someone asked for a review. |
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>>447380 |
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>>447379 |
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447388
I put some single cream in my coffee instead of milk and I feel like I've drank a multi-pack of Mars bars. Big mistake. |
>> | No. 447389
447389
8b18a9a8f42d2c568ac094b068989859[1].png >>447383 |
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>>447386 |
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>>447379 |
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>>447394 |
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>>447379 |
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>>447397 |
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447399
If anyone's seen my drill charger I'd appriciate it if you could tell me where, thanks. |
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>>447398 |
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>>447399 |
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>>447394 |
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>>447392>>447394>>447397 |
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>>447397 |
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>>447407 |
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>>447408 |
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447411
I absentmindedly used Bumble a few hours back when I thought a girl wasn't going to get back to me. You' know when you swipe nearly every profile. |
>> | No. 447412
447412
Andrew_Ridgeley_circa_1984-1985.jpg Andrew Ridgeley was a handsome chap wasn't he? |
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447413
>>447411 |
>> | No. 447414
447414
Sorry about the apostrophe in "Star Wars", I've got slippery fingers. |
>> | No. 447417
447417
>>447411 |
>> | No. 447418
447418
The Iceland near my work has an Orthodox Jewish security guard. Ringlets, yarmulke, the lot. Perhaps antisemitism is not the based red pill I thought it was. |
>> | No. 447421
447421
>>447418 |
>> | No. 447422
447422
Londoners, tell me about Hammersmith. I'm not from London but I have an opportunity to live there in a seemingly nice place for free. I'm 29 and not a cunt, will I fit in? |
>> | No. 447423
447423
nw2kzgxa1yhxcpo6jmr0.jpg >>447422 |
>> | No. 447425
447425
Trigger warning - soppy relationship feelings: I went on date number 2 with the girl who took me to karaoke. We we're talking about love and relationships and I confessed that she has me feeling like an anxious teenager again - she said that she's enjoyed our dates as well and we've set up date number 3. |
>> | No. 447426
447426
A local toerag had died after being arrested and becoming "unwell". Of course the usual lot are yelling the cops murdered him etc. |
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>>447426 |
>> | No. 447428
447428
PRC_206896384.jpg >>447426 |
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>>447428 |
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>>447429 |
>> | No. 447432
447432
Was talking about my previous life as a cheflad at work today, and remembered how painful it was to work with/listen to Italian chefs tell me I was ruining a sauce by stirring the pancetta anti clockwise and so on. So when I got home I made a carbonara but put garlic and some cream in it. Fuck you all. |
>> | No. 447434
447434
ARE LIZZY has been told she needs to officially rest for another fortnight and take part in no official duties. |
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447435
Remembrance-Sunday-Queen-leads-the-nation-in-comme.jpg >>447434 |
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447436
prince andrew is the fugitive.jpg >>447434 |
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>>447430 |
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>>447437 |
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>>447437 |
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>>447437 |
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>>447440 |
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dna.jpg Because of course royalty are well known for their superior and flawless genetic lineages. |
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>>447442 |
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>>447442 |
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>>447444 |
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>>447444 |
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447447
"Quality" is entirely arbitrary in this conversation. But I think it's pretty undeniable that there are certain... Phenotypes? Is that the word? Certain genetic traits that you definitely see evidence of in chavs, as a group. Things like that typical heavy set charver "Wanna fite?" eyebrow, that piggy nose and recessed eyes. |
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>>447426 |
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>>447450 |
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447452
So my girlfriend offered to buy me a happy ending massage for my birthday and I have no idea how to react to that. |
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>>447452 |
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>>447452 |
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>>447452 |
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>>447456 |
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1.png >>447453>>447455>>447456 |
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>>447425 |
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pint.jpg >>447460 |
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>>447461 |
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447463
I saw someone climbing into a window to enter a house, but because they were female I assumed there was nothing to worry about. But then thinking back, it's not silly to think there are female robbers. I just assumed she lost her keys. |
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447467
>>447458 |
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447496
My headphone charging case disappeared on a walk through town, and then I got fully drenched by a passing taxi. |
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>>447496 |
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447498
How the fuck do you make friends as a 30 year old? I don't want to join a fucking football club. I just want to organically make friends like I used to. All I do is work and wank off. I have about 4 friends and they're all fucking losers like myself who sit indoors playing 40k. I work entirely online and all my colleagues are boomers the other side of the country. My uni mates disappeared, my actual best friend died, my school friends just faded. |
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>>447498 |
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>>447499 |
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>>447498 |
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>>447500 |
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447505
I just pulled my shoulder wanking. I'm not getting that old am I? |
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>>447498 |
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>>447498 |
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>>447502 |
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>>447500 |
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>>447509 |
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>>447508 |
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>>447514 |
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>>447514 |
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>>447515 |
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447518
I don't really care about vulnerable groups. I don't care about any one who isn't in my family or my circle of friends. |
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>>447517 |
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>>447518 |
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>>447518 |
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>>447521 |
>> | No. 447528
447528
I've just been invited by a client's PA for drinks with the PA, but not the client. He's an important client and I get along with his PA, and I got told I was doing a much better job than my predecessor despite being worse at the job in every quantifiable way. I think it's because I'm a posh man and she was quite curt, and both client and PA are the types my dad would hang around with at the Reform Club so I know how to talk to these people, despite the damage done by living with Geordies for 10 years. Though I suppose that's made me rather a man of the people. |
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>>447518 |
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>>447528 |
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>>447528 |
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>>447531 |
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447550
Are rebound relationships a good idea? Say you meet a woman who you don't find as attractive as the ex but on the whole you might be more compatible on a personal level. I'm getting mixed messages from google. |
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447557
>>447550 |
>> | No. 447561
447561
No idea what the pennies in Euros are called. |
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>>447561 |
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>>447561 |
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447566
A new family has moved to my mum's neighbourhood and they have an all black cat. And my mum's cat keeps attacking that new cat viciously everytime they meet. My mum now says her cat is racist. |
>> | No. 447570
447570
I want to have very sweaty sex with Jenni Elle. |
>> | No. 447571
447571
There's a bit of exposed pipework in my bedroom from the central heating system. I like to prop my shoes on it before I go out. Having toasty warm shoes is genuinely one of the highlights of my day. |
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>>447571 |
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>>447571>>447573 |
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>>447601 |
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>>447573 |
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>>447612 |
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>>447613 |
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447617
I went through an old stash of DVDs with downloaded pirated movies and TV shows yesterday, and found two DVDs with the complete TV series The Persuaders from the early 70s. I apparently downloaded all the episodes in early 2006. |
>> | No. 447618
447618
I've just had 3 bluescreens in a week after having 0 for five years. I've forgotten how to prepare for a reformat and backup. Is there like a guide of what I should be backing up? It's basically everything outside of Program Files that I might want really, isn't it? Appdata, obviously all the 'My x' stuff on all profiles. I recall the Windows 10 installer offering to backup your stuff and put it in a folder somewhere but I checked it out and was worried I was going to miss it, so I stopped. What should a fogey do in this situation? |
>> | No. 447619
447619
>>447618 |
>> | No. 447648
447648
>>446386 here again. |
>> | No. 447652
447652
>>447618 Not Win7 by any chance? Mine has gone from years of rock solid to completely screeching to a halt occasionally (so far, both times firing up a bit of software I use all the time). Complete mouse stops, capslock stops, next boot fails stuff. WTF? Is this MS trying hard to force me off it? |
>> | No. 447667
447667
My dementia stricken, paranoid grandad just got sectioned and is in a psychiatric hospital at the moment under involuntary admission, for shoving a bin man and behaving in what was described as "a very hostile way" towards him. The bin man failed to put the bin back in the exact spot, so my grandad came after him and attacked him. |
>> | No. 447668
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>>447667 |
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447674
Apparently Lowtax killed himself. |
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>>447674 |
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>>447674 |
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>>447676 |
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447681
I just had to violently vacate my bowels in the customer restroom at Tesco's after eating a kebab from the shop round the corner. It was the only thing I'd eaten since breakfast, so it's a safe bet that that kebab made me sick about 45 minutes later. |
>> | No. 447685
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>>447681 |
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>>447680 |
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447696
lowtax's wife.png >>447680 |
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>>447681 |
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>>447696 |
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>>447668 |
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>>447696 |
>> | No. 447841
447841
What am I supposed to say when I'm having a meeting with clients and they start ranting about illegal immigrants crossing the channel and how we need to look after our own? This is at least the second client it has happened with. |
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>>447841 |
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>>447842 |
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>>447842 |
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447845
Do you think 27 too late to become a Tuvan throat singer? |
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>>447845 |
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>>447845 |
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>>447847 |
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>>447841 |
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>>447851 |
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>>447841 |
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447856
Listening to some 80s Mike Oldfield. Bit of a guilty pleasure, after all he was the master of bland, forgettable, oversweetened, throwaway pop. |
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>>447856 |
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>>447856 |
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>>447858 |
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447872
How often should a rented property have electrical inspections? Had one today due to a new letting agent taking over management of the house, not had one in the 3.5 years I've been living here. Apparently the fire alarms are useless and the lighting is a fire hazard, really shows how slack the last letting agents were to let us live in a danger house. |
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>>447872 |
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447874
e2.jpg I have an opportunity to be a dual British-Italian citizen. |
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>>447872 |
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>>447874 |
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>>447875 |
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447883
Is there any way I can lie my way into getting an Irish passport? Would be nice to drive around Europe again. |
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>>447883 |
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>>447876 |
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>>447883 |
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>>447886 |
>> | No. 447895
447895
cb5000-50l.jpg I've finally bought a new chrono watch today. I settled for the Citizen Promaster Sky CB5000-50L like I said I was going to a few months ago. I tried it on at a jeweller's the other day, and it does tick all the boxes of what I am looking for in a good chrono watch. I got it online for £300, which seems like a very good price to me, given what I get for my money. It's a handsome, heavy stainless steel watch, loaded with features that will probably take weeks to fully explore and appreciate. |
>> | No. 447896
447896
Dan_Henry_1962_Racing_Chronograph_Gold_Mobile_Hero.jpg >>447895 |
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>>447896 |
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106ce3560f567ba2414918d75af61b59.jpg >>447898 |
>> | No. 447905
447905
I've ordered some disposable cups so I can leave the house with a coffee. I don't drive so I'm allowed to do this. |
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>>447905 |
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447911
>>447906 |
>> | No. 447913
447913
Sometimes, when I feel that life hasn't worked out for me, I think about Emmanuel Frimpong and then I feel a bit better. |
>> | No. 447914
447914
Is it weird to name your daughters Holly and Jessica? There's a pair of sisters at my daughter's school named that and my girlfriend doesn't think there's anything off about it. Granted it will have been about 10 years between the Soham murders and the eldest being born, but it seems like a peculiar choice to me. |
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>>447913 |
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>>447914 |
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>>447914 |
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>>447917 |
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>>447915 |
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>>447914 |
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>>447896 |
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>>447921 |
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447925
My sister is visiting and I opened a package in front of her. I have not yet been successful in convincing her that a "wowstick" is not, in fact, a futuristic sex toy. The long tubes of accessory bits have not helped. |
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447926
>>447925 |
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>>447923 |
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>>447923 |
>> | No. 447929
447929
Spoke with the missus tonight about my fantasy of having a mucky massage. She was unsurprisingly receptive of it, but even went as far as saying she'd be excited for me ticking it off as long as it's a one-time thing. We spoke a bit more about it and consolidated that she'd only be comfortable with it if we were able to find a place where we could be sure the girl wasn't being trafficked into sex work. Looks like I've got some googling to do. |
>> | No. 447933
447933
>>447929 |
>> | No. 447937
447937
How much do I need to pay for a decent tablet stylus? It's for an iPad but I'm not paying Apple prices for it. I'm not going to be doing anything especially intricate with it. |
>> | No. 447938
447938
How is it half-past two? I haven't even wasted time on computer games today. I had an emotional dream and ate a pie; nothing happened. |
>> | No. 447939
447939
1365601217-byrw32hpqah5ywtw0keg.png >>447938 |
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>>447938 |
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>>447937 |
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>>447939 |
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>>447949 |
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>>447951 |
>> | No. 448020
448020
watch.jpg Well pleased with my new Citizen Promaster Sky chrono watch which came the other day in the post. This is a proper full-sized watch, and just feels finely crafted in every way, especially if like me you were used to Swatch Irony watches for most of your life. This is easily the best watch I've ever owned, and it's loaded with useful features, as you can see by the thickness of the instruction manual, although I'm not sure I'll ever use the bezel for the intended jet fuel consumption calculations. |
>> | No. 448021
448021
Amy Dowden is a fucking cutie. Everything about her, that accent, her smile, her attitude. FUCK |
>> | No. 448022
448022
>>448021 |
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448023
millennial_turkey.1542295610[1].jpg Three-day work week here in the US, can't complain at that. |
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>>447952 |
>> | No. 448025
448025
nb I had it in my head that the half-past two meme just relates to in the morning, not past midday. |
>> | No. 448026
448026
Have any of you been to Peppa Pig World? |
>> | No. 448031
448031
>>448026 |
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>>448024 |
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I've been incredibly thirsty all day. I usually drink loads of water anyway, but today I've felt like I was about to die of dehydration two or three times, despite being on to my usual 2 or 3 litres of water by lunch. |
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>>448033 |
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Serj Tankian (lead singer of System of a down) announced he's doing an art exhibition using NFTs. The Internet's responded predictably to that, but he's repeatedly doubling down and defending continuing. |
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Just heard the words "street drinking community" in a documentary about the Lorraine Thorpe murders in Ipswitch. |
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jezza.jpg Saw someone I know post this on Facebook. Absolutely bizarre take on Jeremy Kyle. |
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1_wNwnftbE5KrqF8Q05eg-0Q.jpg >>448052 |
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Why are the Royal Mail so fucking dreadful? Numerous times I have paid for "guaranteed" next day delivery for it to fail. I used to live in Japan and I cannot possibly imagine this happening. I fucking hate this shit country. |
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448057
My 25 year old blonde sister wants to travel south america on her own, on a scale of murdered to murdered and raped, how murdered will she be? She does speak Spanish. |
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>>448057 |
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My mate went to South America for a bit. He's an Israeli lad. Apparently it's a popular thing for young Israelis to go to South America after they get out of their IDF term, and get a part time job pulling pints and fuck your way around the continent wired off your bonce. Can't say I blame them. |
>> | No. 448065
448065
I've thought about Pete Waterman's bumming machine at least once a week for the last decade. |
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448074
Does it say the size of these socks anywhere? My mum wants walking socks for Christmas, but I don't want to get ones that won't fit properly. I feel like I'm missing something obvious. |
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>>448074 |
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Some bloke at work told me I looked like Jack Black today "as a compliment" which was quite confusing. Turned out he meant Johnny Depp. |
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>>448078 |
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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF TURMERIC STAINS? FUCK. |
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71uzgbK 1rL._AC_SL1500_.jpg >>448140 |
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I've taken to sleeping in my office, I'll stay late until 9 or 10 engrossed in a project and then I'll just think...fuck it, I'll sleep here. I can't tell if I'm just too lazy to drive home, or if my identity is so wrapped up in work I can't comprehend spending time anywhere else. I don't think it's the latter, I have plenty of hobbies. |
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Holby’s made me think that if Slimming World is a great place to meet women then eating disorder group therapy would be next level. Something to keep in your back pocket. |
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>>448150 |
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Curry stains are absolute cunts to get out of a white T shirt. I had to use straight up bathroom bleach. Not even soaking the stains in Vanish made any kind of difference the first time I washed it. |
>> | No. 448165
448165
I took too much speed in a hungover and poorly rested state and I spent five hours wanking to Asian sissy bois instead of practicing the drums like I planned to. Amphetamine is a cruel mistress. |
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>>448165 |
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>>448150 |
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I have Thursday ennui. |
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>>448168 |
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My missus was verging on anorexic as a teenager (and is a quite healthy, shapely figure these days, from approximately her mid 20s onwards) and she has the most perfect porno cunt you've ever seen. It looks like an artist's rendition of a vagina, it's incredible. Anyway I don't intend to brag but I think it puts this theory to rest. |
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>>448180 |
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titlesLo.png >>448180 |
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>>448180 |
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>>448183 |
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Can’t you all talk about something relatable like being alone on a hill or alone in a shop? |
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Lolly Badcock has huge flaps and potentially has the most concentrated slag energy of any one woman in britain. Case closed. |
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>>448190 |
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I can't specifically picture the genitals of any of the women I've been with. |
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When do I start winning money on premium bonds? I've had about £6,500 saved since August and I've won fuck all. |
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>>448229 |
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>>448230 |
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>>448231 |
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Wait, is it normal to buy your children scratchcards? |
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>>448233 |
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I've been offered a job but also interviewed for a slightly better, but much better paid job. |
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>>448236 |
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>>448240 |
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I shouldn't message an Australian girl I dumped nearly two years back by ghosting her after an argument should I? She was genuinely being a cunt who was trying to manipulate me into going to Oz with her but in a way I did love her and I was a selfish child in how I went about it when she did care about me enough to apologise a few months afterwards. |
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>>448242 |
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I can't find my phone anywhere, can one of you pair give it a ring? If I find it I might talk to you because I am very lonely also. |
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>>448242 |
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my.png I started in a (temporary) IT role for the council in the summer. So far it's been half a year of me doing about an hour of work every day, max. I want to do more, I have asked to do more, but I genuinely have nothing to do most of the time. |
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>>448246 |
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>>448242 |
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Untitled.jpg Aw lads, I just moved into a rental property that's on PAYG electric and gas. If that wasn't bad enough the gas card appears to be broken so I'm on emergency credit. |
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>>448275 |
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Today I've found out that my daughter's teacher is a lot more attractive when you're stood a few metres away from her than stood next to her having a conversation. |
>> | No. 448292
448292
After 6 years of driving I've finally hit a Squirrel. Avoided so many birds and rabbits over time but today the poor sod was sat right in the middle of the road on a blind bend, I tried to adjust to go around but it went the same way. Feel like shit tbh m8s. |
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S03E05-rDAuUpQj-subtitled.jpg >>448292 |
>> | No. 448301
448301
Another day, another job rejection I take personally |
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>>448301 |
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448352
I really fancy a waffle sandwich. |
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>>448301 |
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448363
Apparently people aren't wearing their masks because Johnson doesn't, or because he's flouting the rules so they do too etc. I would assume this is bullshit but I've seen interviews where random members of the public explicitly state that's why they don't. Is that right? Do people really take their cues from the government like that? |
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>>448363 |
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>>448363 |
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>>448365 |
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448368
I do not want to feel unwell anymore. |
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>>448363 |
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448371
Is Yoda racist? I was told that his sentence structure was similar to Korean grammar, and he's a wrinkly green wise little fellow, which means he's coded as Asian and exists to mock Asian people. I just sort of nodded my head, but it's been weighing on my conscience all day. |
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>>448371 |
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>>448371 |
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448378
I see a few local punks around where I live trying to fight the system in their infantile ways. One local punk I see wanders the streets thinking he's hot-shit, picking up cigarettes butts and looking for open doors which provide an opening to rob shit, others stick 'antifascist area' warning signs on bus stops in housing estates where a white man hasn't lived since the 1970s. And some, I am told, try to moderate arsepissing forums so they don't become hotbeds of conservative thinking. |
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>>448378 |
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>>448378 |
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448386
How long will it be before maintstream sexuality starts to resemble contemporary internet sexuality? |
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>>448386 |
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448391
Oof fuck lads, never try and eat a whole Christmas pudding for breakfast by yourself. I'm not even close to finishing and I think I'm already half cut. |
>> | No. 448392
448392
As a smoker, I enjoy the idea of lapsang souchong, it's a nice aroma. |
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>>448386 |
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>>448393 |
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Jethro.jpg RIP ARE JETHRO! |
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>>448393 |
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>>448392 |
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>>448390 |
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>>448404 |
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448411
I can't sleep. My brain just isn't having it tonight. |
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>>448405 |
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>>448412 |
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>>448420 |
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I put a few dollops of pesto on my crustless quiche and it tasted top bollocks. |
>> | No. 448449
448449
Caterpiller Shrug.png I've probably spent the majority of my waking life on the internet so I like to think that I'm an entertaining texter. I'm silly anyway. Thanks to Whatsapp and Zoom I'm even better because I can post images. |
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>>448449 |
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448453
On Pointless this week, there has been a team of two people who definitely post here. There's a zoomer guy from Wakefield with a topknot, and he sounds like a mong because he's from Wakefield but he's uncomfortably knowledgeable about politics, and he has a crippled mushroom man as a friend. There's no way neither of them post here. Hello, at least one of you. I saw you on Pointless. |
>> | No. 448456
448456
I never tell people about my dreams because who cares but I can't get over just how insane an experience I had last night. |
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>>448453 |
>> | No. 448467
448467
I think my optician was into me. When I told her I thought I might be seriously ill I got a positive vibe, but when I explained my eyesight was probably so much worse because I'd spent the last year inside playing Total Warhammer I should have asked for her number then and there. |
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>>448467 |
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448480
I've just caught a ball of fluff from all the hair on the back of my neck and shoulders. I didn't realise that happened anywhere else on my body apart from my belly button. |
>> | No. 448512
448512
Viz Top Tip: save toilet paper when you have a runny nose and are self-isolating, by blowing your nose on your dirty washing. Another genius move from me, the brilliant pioneer who will be spending Christmas alone, blowing snot into a pair of boxer shorts. I'm so clever. |
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448513
>>448512 |
>> | No. 448581
448581
It's my girlfriend's birthday in a couple of weeks. Would a milk frother as a hot chocolate maker be a good idea or is it pissing money away? |
>> | No. 448585
448585
>>448581 |
>> | No. 448586
448586
Rose Matafeo is constantly on my mind. I don't know why, I haven't seen in her anything recently, I just woke up the other day and thought "Rose Matafeo is nice" and now I am depressed I will never have sex with Rose Matafeo. |
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>>448586 |
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>>448586 |
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448596
I told my gf that I masturbated to Rose Matafeo this morning. She took it really badly. |
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>>448596 |
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>>448616 |
>> | No. 448618
448618
"If you don't tell your girlfriend when you wank over someone else you're henpecked and have no self respective" is another brilliant take from the relationship gurus at .gs. |
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>>448618 |
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>>448618 |
>> | No. 448646
448646
I've got a couple of questions. Firstly, do we think Rose Matafeo upset otherlad's gf so much because, as I said at the genesis of this whole thing, it doesn't feel absurd that a |
>> | No. 448647
448647
AnDwk78n_400x400.jpg >>448646 |
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448648
Gregg Wallace and wife Heidi Brown at the 2009 BAF.jpg >>448647 |
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>>448647 |
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>>448649 |
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>>448647 |
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>>448646 |
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piper-012321.jpg >>448648 |
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>>448654 |
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>>448656 |
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>>448654 |
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37100_desperate-dan.jpg >>448658 |
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>>448659 |
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>>448659 |
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featured-sarah-millican-267584824.jpg >>448659 |
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>>448662 |
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>>448663 |
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main-qimg-d794f3f8a60c04eb701b92b2681a2b03.jpg >>448664 |
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>>448665 |
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>>448657 |
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>>448670 |
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448672
Another year on .gs passes by. |
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>>448672 |
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>>448678 |
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>>448680 |
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448682
How the fuck do you get banned from 4chan? It's like getting kicked off death row. |
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>>448681 |
>> | No. 448684
448684
If a Star Trek transporter can both bring someone to it and send someone from it, why can't it just move people from any one place to another? |
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>>448684 |
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>>448685 |
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>>448682 |
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>>448687 |
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448689
Apparently Betty White is dead, lots of basic white girls I know appear to be upset by this. |
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>>448689 |
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>>448691 |
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>>448692 |
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>>448693 |
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448696
Betty White snuffed it. Pretty sure that's the first of the Seven Trumpets spoken of in Revelations. |
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>>448695 |
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>>448695 |
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>>448697 |
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448700
If you're feeling bad then consider that I have to work tonight. Not because I work in a bar or something but because my boss is an absolute bell-end who gave me a fuck-ton of work to-do over Christmas like I was going to just work normally at this time of year. |
>> | No. 448703
448703
Last post of the year, lads. |
>> | No. 448704
448704
First post of the year, lads. |
>> | No. 448705
448705
2022.png >>448703 |
>> | No. 448706
448706
I feel like I accomplished nothing in 2021. And the fact that I am on .gs at 12:17 am on New Year's Day is both testament to it and a depressing indication that things won't get better anytime soon. |
>> | No. 448707
448707
Merry Christmas Steve |
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>>448706 |
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>>448708 |
>> | No. 448710
448710
Well happy new year lads. I slept through all the fireworks and bullshit, which I want to say I'm annoyed about, but it's actually worked out quite well considering. |
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>>448710 |
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>>448682 |
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>>448706 |
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>>448713>>448715 |
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>>448716 |
>> | No. 448718
448718
betty white.jpg Is this the sort of thing the so called "basic white girls" post? |
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>>448716 |
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>>448718 |
>> | No. 448721
448721
Are Sainsbury's in decline? They seem to be getting progressively worse whenever I shop there; stores looking shabby, not even staff working and poor customer service. |
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>>448721 |
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>>448722 |
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>>448721 |
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>>448726 |
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>>448726 |
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448757
I can't work out how many evangelist christian korean youtubers are in this episode of Only Connect. |
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>>448757 |
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>>448758 |
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>>448759 |
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FIL1G1GXsAEsBg3.jpg >>448760 |
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>>448761 |
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>>448761 |
>> | No. 448764
448764
Anyone watch the NYE celebration display? Maybe I'm just a miserable sod, but it was pretty shit. That one from Japan was incredible, but this is just a mess. |
>> | No. 448765
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>>448764 |
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>>448765 |
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448767
I've just spent the best part of seven hours or so watching the YouTuber/game industry burnout "Action Button" talk about Cyberpunk 2077. |
>> | No. 448768
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>>448766 |
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448769
Had the my first shower of the year. Feeling clean as a whistle. |
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>>448768 |
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>>448774 |
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Dirty stained pillow.jpg >>448769 |
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>>448764 |
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>>448777 |
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>>448776 |
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>>448779 |
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>>448777 |
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>>448780 |
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>>448779 |
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They're talking about the 40th anniversary of the Falklands War on the BBC and the woman from the islands they're speaking to is called "Phyl" and lives on "Bleaker Island". Given this I no longer believe the Falklands Islands to be a real place. |
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>>448784 |
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>>448790 |
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448795
I know I post about this most years, but it's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow and I'm already dreading it because she has a habit of turning into a monster for the day. We're already off to a good start before it's even started because the card from her estranged father arrived today and he's addressed her by his surname, despite the fact she changed her name to her mother's surname over 20 years ago and he's never done this before. |
>> | No. 448797
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DEMINING TEAM 2_0.jpg >>448784 |
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>>448784 |
>> | No. 448801
448801
Clem Fandango fucked a Klingon. |
>> | No. 448817
448817
Light outside looks positively apocalyptic. One of you lads not been doing your sacrifices? |
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>>448817 |
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>>448822 |
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>>448824>>448822 |
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>>448826 |
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>>448586 |
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>>448828 |
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>>448829 |
>> | No. 448831
448831
This thread is getting large and we should retire it in four days time. The challenge is going to be finding an image as good as the OP. |
>> | No. 448832
448832
pallet chase.jpg >>448831 |
>> | No. 448833
448833
Leave it to me lads. I know exactly what the new edition will be. |
>> | No. 448834
448834
Can I make it with an anime girl with huge tits? |
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>>448834 |
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pallet chase cropped.jpg >>448832 |
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>>448837 |
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>>448834 |
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I was thinking something like a dead fox at the edge of damp verge, on a drizzly January morning. |
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What if we made several threads a year and used a new image each time? |
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Can't wait for both of us to simultaneously post the new thread on Monday, and the ensuing thread war. |
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>>448850 |
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Monday isn't really "mid"week, now, is it? |
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Why not just a general thread for whatever day? Nobody explicitly sticks to the timelines. |
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>>448857 |
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How do people find remote working jobs? When I go on job sites I can see the option to filter it by location but not to filter it to fully working from home where it won't matter where your employer is based. |
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Explain a woman thing to me: I'm a bloke over 30 and I want to settle down and have kids. I make this clear in the bit on my dating profile, 'want children' it says, and I don't message women who mark that they don't want kids. |
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>>448941 |
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63f747b7f75962be9cabb0e77ce576fc.jpg >>448941 |
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>>448944 |
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>>448942 |
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seedlings.jpg Growing season is starting again. |
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Don't bump this thread any more lads, we have a new one. |
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