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|>>|| No. 432901
Fun and festive edition.
You've got all your shopping done, yeah?
|>>|| No. 432947
No, see where it says "Current View: Non-Toxic to Cats" then underneath it says "Items: 1 - 15 of 564"? Right there on the front page are Rubber plants which are good houseplants.
|>>|| No. 432964
I ate a lot and lay in bed until I got too hot to stay in and finally got out.
|>>|| No. 432965
I've just realised it's the shortest day of the year. Hmmm.
At least it starts getting lighter now!
|>>|| No. 432966
I think click and collect is the best concept in the whole world. Actually less fannying around than waiting in all day for couriers to arrive.
|>>|| No. 432978
Went out to the pub with some mates yesterday. Got smashed on mulled wine.
Worst fucking headache I've had in a long time.
|>>|| No. 432982
I'd been terribly blocked up all day yesterday (I'm blaming Star Wars and definitely not the massive burrito and nachos we had before it) and I've just had the most royally satisfying dump.
Also Star Wars was dumb as all hell. I can't say it was bad, it's just basically on the same level as Doctor Who now, and I can only find people who take it seriously incredibly silly. I liked the unintelligible little dude who works on C3PO's memory and goes "Whaaaay!" a lot. He's basically what I'm like on a night out.
|>>|| No. 432995
>Also Star Wars was dumb as all hell.
I've always found the entire franchise daft, but that's just me.
I brought myself to watch a film or two of it, with the best intentions, but it just does not do anything for me, no matter how befuddled that fact leaves my friends.
|>>|| No. 432996
The only ones that are worth seeing were quite possibly made before you were born and have been edited since in a way that makes them worse and a tonal mess so no one new gets to see how good they were now. So I can't blame you for thinking they are all shit. But the first 2 at least (now called 4 and 5) were wonderful films.
|>>|| No. 433000
An Ewok walks into a bar. I'd like a ..... beer please.
Certainly, but why the little pa
|>>|| No. 433002
So far my main experience of Christmas this year has been being asked to get things off high shelves for people as I'm by far the tallest person in the family.
|>>|| No. 433005
My uncle's best friend is nicknamed Titch. Titch is 6'1". Titch's mates who dubbed him that range between 6'3" and 6'8".
|>>|| No. 433007
>being asked to get things off high shelves for people
I've meant to ask how your new job in Tesco's is going.
|>>|| No. 433011
I think I've finished it all - now to do the wrapping, which I dread possibly even more. Can't I just spray paint everything?
|>>|| No. 433013
As >>433010 says, gift bags. If anyone complains point out they can be kept and reused next year without looking as tatty as reused wrapping paper, doing your bit for the planet innit. Just don't let ones that she'd glitter or they'll point out that's worse.
|>>|| No. 433015
I wish I had listened to you both.
Just wrapped a memory foam pillow. Carnage of sellotape and cheap wrapping paper. Fuming.
|>>|| No. 433022
I had to leave a friends last night coz I was half cut and being a miserable cynical cunt about it all. Couldn't handle the fucking shitty xmas songs anymore. I don't think they were enjoying my snarky bullshit so I just made my excuses and fucked off.
Think I'm just gonna avoid people as much as possible until I can just go back to miserable meaningless day to day grind.
|>>|| No. 433024
It's the xmas songs I hate the most too - particularly the ones from the sixties/seventies they seem to love playing at the moment in shops. Is it because they're royalty free?
|>>|| No. 433042
Congratualtions on reaching another Festivas. You aren't dead yet.
|>>|| No. 433103
I'm off work until next Thursday. Just got an e-mail from my boss that there's no point in me coming in Monday and Tuesday, something about plumbers having to fix a leak and having to shut off the heat and water supply in the entire building, so I will be working from home for a bit on those two days.
|>>|| No. 433105
No - but we're in that melancholy bit of Christmas where everyone thinks they will be soon.
|>>|| No. 433106
Spent all day cleaning my bedroom, well, since one o'clock, but the day only really starts when you get out of the shower. Regardless it looks basically the same, just less dusty and I moved a bunch of things over to the left.
|>>|| No. 433110
I put away the clothes i don't actually use and now have a neat pile of 2 t-shirts and two trousers against the wall. Starting to think i should stop being lazy and actually build some furniture.
|>>|| No. 433170
Would taking crack a couple hours after taking valium be a dumb idea (beyond taking crack at all I mean)? Would the valium undermine the crack?
|>>|| No. 433172
It'll mellow out the crack high a bit but contrary to the image of a combination of uppers and downers "balancing" each other out it's more like putting your feet on the brakes and accelerator at the same time for your heart's health. Won't kill you unless you're doing a lot of both or often but it's a bit of a waste of both drugs too.
|>>|| No. 433179
A bit? I'm inexperienced with valium and hadn't taken crack before. While it was certainly moreish to the point I made another purchase in the same night, I felt the whole thing was underwhelming, not what I expected given its reputation at all.
I'm tempted to go again tonight in the hopes it was the valium that sabotaged things, but then maybe it's just a purity issue given these are my neighbourhood crackhead's dealers.
It feels silly to ask, but how dumb am I being right now? In my mind I'm just passing the time before I go back to work on Thursday. Probably wouldn't have done it all had my initial Christmas plans fell through; I wanted to spend it trying LSD, 2CB and GHB but those shipments never arrived.
|>>|| No. 433182
Your initial plans sound like a lot of fun but I think smoking crack just to pass the time before work is fairly obviously a bad idea.
|>>|| No. 433184
>it was certainly moreish to the point I made another purchase in the same night
>I'm tempted to go again tonight
>how dumb am I being right now?
|>>|| No. 433185
Was cleaning up an old hard disk and just found this.
A sight to warm the cockles. Happy New Year lads.
|>>|| No. 433189
I'm doing it. Maybe this can turn out like that legendary case on Reddit where someone got addicted to heroin in much the same way and ruined his life.
|>>|| No. 433217
Would you say Christmas Turkey made into a soup and having spent 40 minutes out of the fridge in transport would still be good to eat? I had some made for me
to get rid of the leftovers because I'm sick. Unfortunately I know what Christmas food poisoning is like and don't want to repeat the experience.
|>>|| No. 433218
One of them was an original Narkiss image. I'm going to keep it and post it next year.
|>>|| No. 433237
40 minutes out of the fridge? Fuck's sake, m8, get stuck in. That won't have made a damn of difference.
(I'm rolling the dysentery dice here today - roasting a turkey that had BBE of the 26th. Been in a cold fridge since, and didn't smell too bad. I'd be strongly advising against eating it, if asked on t'internet, but fuck it, I could stand to lose some weight, worst case.)
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