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>> No. 432774 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 1:04 am
Christopher Hitchens
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>> No. 432775 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 1:16 am
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Never trust a man who wears brown shoes.
>> No. 432778 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 2:15 am
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>> No. 432791 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 1:53 pm
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I just ordered some rub-off burgundy docs for Chrimbo, will I look untrustworthy?

I considered cherry red but it's hard to get a feel for how subtle the shade is online. I don't want to walk around looking like an actual clown. Solovair if anyone asks.
>> No. 432792 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 2:34 pm
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Docs are always fine, and I like that red colour myself. Red is not brown.

You have seen the type of person who wears this combo - light brown leather shoes, blue jeans or some other blue suit; that's the nadir of awfulness, but I struggle with any combination including brown footwear, except perhaps when hillwalking.
>> No. 432802 Anonymous
15th December 2019
Sunday 8:42 pm
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Whenever I learn something new about fashion I realise a little more how utterly clueless I am about it all. I have had several pairs of brown shoes over the years, all more to the casual side than anything else. My current pair I really don't wear very often and then only with black jeans or black chinos when I have to go "business casual".

I wonder the silicon valley wonks have been judging me as untrustworthy all this time or if they're just as clueless about fashion as I am.
>> No. 432811 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 4:17 pm
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There is literally nothing wrong with tan brogues as long as you wear appropriate trousers. Light pastel colours and grey works fine.
>> No. 432812 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 4:33 pm
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Scuffed tan loafers, on the other hand, are completely inexcusable.
>> No. 432816 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 6:29 pm
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I've noticed a trend in LADS night out at the races style smart casual fashion lately, where increasingly I'm seeing blokes wear trousers that are what I can only call too short, with no socks.

No bloody socks.

What is this nonsense? It certainly doesn't look good, and I'm only seeing it on TOWIE/Geordie Shore type lads who are gayer than they realise and only ever pull orange birds. But I don't want to dismiss it as mere lower class uncouthness, especially considering I'm a prole myself and perfectly capable of dressing well.

Brown shoes are for tossers though and that's all I'll say about that.
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16th December 2019
Monday 6:50 pm
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What millennium are you living in, mate? The sockless look is so passée that it has finally trickled down to the River Island crowd.
>> No. 432819 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 6:55 pm
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Well I suppose this is why keeping up with fashion is for bell ends. Just look at those pricks.
>> No. 432820 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 7:20 pm
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>> No. 432822 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 7:24 pm
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I think he means that trousers are cropped too. I agree sockless has been around a while, but cropped trousers are somewhat newer.

Due to weightlifting and generally eating too much, I've ballooned and struggle to find trousers that fit my large arse and sexy thighs. Naturally, I like classic fit full length high rise trousers with single outward pleats— can I find anything like this? No, everything is fucking skinny fit and cropped. I look like shrek in tights.
>> No. 432827 Anonymous
16th December 2019
Monday 9:51 pm
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You'll pay for the privilege, but there are cyclist jeans that are made to fit monstrous thighs. Levi Commuters, Rapha, and Giro Transfer are all good. They're designed for cycling but really they're just jeans for people who can crush a melon hands free.
>> No. 432828 Anonymous
17th December 2019
Tuesday 8:03 am
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>What millennium are you living in, mate?

An apt question.
>> No. 432833 Anonymous
17th December 2019
Tuesday 10:51 pm
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Levi commuters are shite now. They started pinching pennies on the manufacturing process about 5 years ago and the previously very well reinforced crotch now tears apart in a few months. Might not be as much of an issue if you're not actually using them for cycling, I suppose, but there's better out there for the same price.
>> No. 432855 Anonymous
18th December 2019
Wednesday 9:53 pm
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They seem to have discontinued them, the only ones I can find are either of quite questionable authenticity, or old stock just in odd sizes.
>> No. 433035 Anonymous
24th December 2019
Tuesday 8:58 pm
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I recently tried this on dating sites and I have the say the response was incredible it was like night and day from my old profile.

I think the last time we had a discussion about dating sites a bunch of people were talking about how it is just about confidence, 'don't just try emulate something you are not, then you are missing the point, women like confidence', bullshit, my last profile was full of confidence and personality because it was me, I change my profile pictures to look like a staged metrosexual hipster cunt and made my interest as dull as shit and basic, and the bitches started going fucking wild. More hits in the last weekend than the last 2 months. If I didn't hate myself for how much of an impostor it makes me feel I would apply it to my daily life.
>> No. 433039 Anonymous
24th December 2019
Tuesday 11:04 pm
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Sadly, mate, I think this just means you looked like an unhygienic weirdo before. Any measured improvement is only relative to the starting point.
>> No. 433041 Anonymous
25th December 2019
Wednesday 12:07 am
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If you want to argue the semantics then sure me not looking like I've just been styled is 'less hygienic' and me having a picture doing a not cool hobby but one I enjoy could be weird. But all that is really saying is that you are just the vain metrosexual I am pretending to be.
>> No. 433043 Anonymous
25th December 2019
Wednesday 12:26 am
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When my post becomes /poof

Romans 13 New International Version (NIV)
Submission to Governing Authorities
13 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. 4 For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience.

6 This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. 7 Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

>> No. 433067 Anonymous
26th December 2019
Thursday 8:41 am
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While I still maintain you need confidence past the initial match, there's nothing better than a good couple of pictures of you at a wedding to bait the fanny in. You in your best suit, preferably standing next to various attractive women. You don't need to wear a fucking boater hat.
>> No. 433071 Anonymous
26th December 2019
Thursday 12:50 pm
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> there's nothing better than a good couple of pictures of you at a wedding to bait the fanny in.

Alternatively, just go to a wedding in the first place and look for that one friend of the bride who's fit looking but is having a shit day because her friend is getting married and it made her realise that she's all alone and her clock is ticking.

What I hate though is when they assign you a seat next to somebody just because she's single and they think they need to fix her up with you. One time, I was kind of really miffed at the hosts that they had made it so obvious, and just as a matter of principle, I refused to talk to her at all and gradually moved to a free seat at another table. Also, she was a bit of a munter, so there was really no incentive on my part to play along.

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