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>> No. 430713 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 12:18 pm
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Boy, 12, nearly lost his testicles due to ‘bangcock’ school craze

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/21/boy-12-nearly-lost-testicles-due-bangcock-school-craze-10785414/

What were the crazes when you were at school, lads?
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>> No. 430718 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 2:12 pm
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Choking games, I think.
Neither have I participated in one, nor ever witnessed one so I'm willing to ascribe it to yet another moral panic outburst.
>> No. 430747 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 9:07 pm
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>Emmajayne
Jesus Christ...

Anyway, "Bangcock" isn't new, people were doing it ten years ago when I was in secondary school, so the Metro are just talking shit. Double bugger points to them for doing a thing where a bunch of links to their site and social media get added to whatever you copy and paste from their site.
>> No. 430754 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 12:04 am
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>'I don’t want to share my private business but...'
>'He was very very lucky. They have been nipped and tucked, with four stitches to each testicle.'

Nice of her to tell the whole world that her son required stitches down there. If we'd heard this in school we'd have started calling him Frankenballs. Why do I get the impression it was she who approached the newspapers in the first place.
>> No. 430756 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 1:44 am
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>>430747
I can't figure out what expression she's trying to make in that picture.
>> No. 430764 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>430756

Classic Instagram expression.
>> No. 430765 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 10:54 am
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>>430713

I'd look mildly concerned too if my kid looked like a middle-aged midget bricklayer named Darren.
>> No. 430778 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 6:50 pm
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>>430765
Bricklayer? More like a middle-aged midget accountant.
>> No. 430779 Anonymous
24th September 2019
Tuesday 6:56 pm
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>>430778
Not all of us live in Essex, m8.
>> No. 430804 Anonymous
25th September 2019
Wednesday 10:58 am
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>>430765>>430778
Mirth.
>> No. 430892 Anonymous
27th September 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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You never see those fluffy pom-pom things with the googly eyes and sticky feet these days.
>> No. 430896 Anonymous
28th September 2019
Saturday 1:08 am
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>>430892

Fucking hell I'd forgotten about them. I had one on my CRT monitor for years as a teenlad, I don't even remember what that particular one was promoting. But he must have seen so much wanking.
>> No. 430897 Anonymous
28th September 2019
Saturday 4:38 am
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>>430713
> What were the crazes when you were at school, lads?

Nutmeg rush and "hunt the white man", mainly.

Then again I went to a central London school in the mid 90s.

Happy slapping to "increase the peace" came in a couple of years after I'd fucked off out of that particular cesspit.
>> No. 431627 Anonymous
21st October 2019
Monday 9:02 pm
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>>430713
British Bulldog was the in thing during my primary school days. Getting clotheslined whilst running full pace across a grassy field, whats not to like?

And secondary school, I'm sure if anywhere else did this, but you get your mate to stand against a wall face down to chest, hyperventilate for about a minute then one of you pushes hard on their chest. It makes them pass out and sorta just slump to the floor.
I imagine it's fucking awful for you because it must work by starving you of oxygen but I don't think anyone got brain damage or any lasting effects.
>> No. 431630 Anonymous
21st October 2019
Monday 9:22 pm
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>>431627

>And secondary school, I'm sure if anywhere else did this, but you get your mate to stand against a wall face down to chest, hyperventilate for about a minute then one of you pushes hard on their chest. It makes them pass out and sorta just slump to the floor.

We did this too. I never experienced it myself though, just watched other kids do it.

Funnily enough, the hippy aussie bloke I used to work with was telling me about the 'incredible' Wim Hof method, the technique of which is basically making yourself hyperventilate until you feel a rush, which made me immediately think back to that at school.
>> No. 431640 Anonymous
21st October 2019
Monday 11:23 pm
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>>431627
I remember something like this involving pressing down ten times on someones chest. Never got involved myself. I think it was referred to as putting someone out.
>> No. 431642 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 1:45 am
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>>431627
We had the same thing, if anyone fainted or as i recall someone started having a fit, the instinctively agreed upon cure was to gather around and kick them until they woke up.
>> No. 431643 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 7:05 am
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We used to throw coins at a wall. Wall-y I believe it was called. It got banned.
>> No. 431647 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 8:45 am
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>>431643
And rightfully so, that's the sorriest excuse for a "game" I've ever heard.
>> No. 431648 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 9:26 am
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There was a brief period where we'd "flick" coins across a table at each other's knuckles. First one to flinch or bleed lost.
It was never banned because most people quickly decided they didn't want to play.
>> No. 431649 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 9:26 am
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>>431643
'Money up' as we called it was serious business.
Fortunes in lunch money were made and lost in the flick of a coin
>> No. 431650 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 9:45 am
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>>431649
We only used copper coins. 2p was the highest stake.
>> No. 431651 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 2:05 pm
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When I was a lil un, Hypercolor shirts were all the rage for a brief time. You know, those shirts that changed colour according to your body temperature.

The downside was that they also highlighted the sweaty areas around your armpits, as those were cooler than the rest of your body on a warm day.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/why-hypercolor-t-shirts-were-just-a-one-hit-wonder-3353436/
>> No. 431652 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 3:00 pm
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>>431651
Tie-dye needs to become a thing again.
>> No. 431653 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 4:50 pm
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>>431652
Be the change you want to see, hippie-boomer-Summer-of-Love-ladm8.
>> No. 431658 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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>>431650
Wastemen. Though anything higher than 50p did get a crowd to gather around faster than a punch up.
>> No. 431660 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 8:23 pm
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>>431658

Alright fucking Rees Mogg, where did you go to school that you could afford to spend more than coppers to bruise another kid's shins?

Anything above a 5p was best saved, until you spotted one of the vending machines had got stuck so you could make it spill out two packs of polos or fizzy jerks for the price of one.
>> No. 431668 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 10:43 pm
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>>431648
yea the 50ps hurt the most cos of the edges
>> No. 431669 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 10:43 pm
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>>431648
yea the 50ps hurt the most cos of the edges
>> No. 431670 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 11:11 pm
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Some of you probably grew up with the miniature 50ps of today.
>> No. 431671 Anonymous
23rd October 2019
Wednesday 12:24 am
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>>431670
When I were a lad, you could eat your dinner off a 50p piece they were that big. As long as you didn't have too much gravy at least.

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