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|>>|| No. 430053
Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964
Here is a place to post utterly inane observations about your current state of being.
I like birds but starlings are a massive noisy pain in the arse.
|>>|| No. 432874
Well I do have a massive cock, and this bird I used to shag and occasionally still text made a reference to it earlier today. It happens occasionally when we're having a bit of a flirt, and it genuinely makes me feel like the king of all space and time.
I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.
|>>|| No. 432875
> I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.
I feel personally attacked and need a safe space.
|>>|| No. 432880
>I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks
I feel sorry for you, if that's the best you can say about yourself.
|>>|| No. 432881
I'll freely admit the rest of my life is incredibly mundane, and the size of my bank account certainly won't be impressing any ladies. If that makes you feel better then be my guest, honestly.
But I've got a massive cock.
|>>|| No. 432888
I've got a regular normal cock and I still shag women and they seem to like it, so you're not really gaining anything.
|>>|| No. 433094
Do animals have periods? I know a lot of pets get spayed but I can't ever remember my mates saying their dog/cat was on the rag and I can't recall my rabbits or mice being a bit jammy down there when I was younger.
|>>|| No. 433095
Our lab used to drip a watery iron-smelling blood around the house, so yeah dogs have periods. Thank god we had hard floors back then, all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock. I assume it's the case with all mammals.
|>>|| No. 433097
If took me far longer than it should have to realise you weren't on about a leaky laboratory.
|>>|| No. 433098
>all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock
Socks really are the unsung heroes of .gs.
|>>|| No. 433482
I awoke this morning incredibly relieved, as I dreamt I was chucked in a cell for standing at the docks with a placard that said "LESBIANS IN!"
I wonder what Freud would've said about that, and whether he'd agree with me that this sort of inclusive behaviour should not be punished.
|>>|| No. 433777
Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice? There's someone I speak to fairly regularly on the phone and she just sounds like a fat person.
|>>|| No. 433780
Who is this moon-faced angel of which you speak? Do you think she'd like a good arse-pissing?
|>>|| No. 433781
There's two types of women in this world; those who love a good arse pissing and those who haven't tried it yet.
|>>|| No. 433855
Christina Ricci was born in 1980, which made her 19 years old when Sleepy Hollow was made.
Fuck off yourself.
|>>|| No. 433856
Also though, I probably had the biggest of all stonk ons for Mena Suvari, all the way into the early 2000s. I was obsessed with her, and didn't miss a single one of her - mostly quite mediocre - movies. Everything about her was just the ideal woman to me.
Middle age has not been kind to that face though. At barely 41 years old, she looks way older than that.
|>>|| No. 433892
If we're playing a lovely girls competition then I submit Lizzy Caplan for consideration. Something I've always been mad about is how the classic Gen X girl was always too old for me growing up and by the time it comes around again I'll be too old.
Where is my Jane Lane, lads? My Louise Wener?
|>>|| No. 433920
Have at look at her Instagram, she doesn't look as good as she used to. Don't get me wrong, she's still fifteen thousand times fitter than I am but I also don't fancy her in quite the same way I used to. I think she's just a bit too skinny now, her face looked better a bit more filled out back in the Community/Mad Men days.
Enthusiastic sage for a post dedicated to judging the attractiveness of a famous woman.
|>>|| No. 434642
Is most of the pleasure of food derived from chewing it or swallowing it?
If I started giving food a chew and good suck before spitting it out instead of swallowing it would that be an effective dieting technique? Obviously I'd still eat a little of it to sate my appetite.
|>>|| No. 434645
Controversial, but I'd say most of the pleasure from food is gained from the anticipation of it.
|>>|| No. 434648
well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.
I can't subscribe to that idea, because I don't put much thought into what my food tastes like until I am actually eatting it unless I am very hungry. but I see the logic.
|>>|| No. 434666
>well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.
I've had a good few sessions where I was stoned/tripping and didn't want it to end at all, and we'd fuck for hours without cumming because that would bring it to an end. It's happened without the influence of drugs too, of course, but not to the same extent.
There's also the wonderful world or orgasm control and denial. Do you kean to say you've never tied a bird up and edged her relentlessly until she begs like a whore for crack? Some people haven't lived.
God I miss that ex sometimes. Shame she was also mental.
|>>|| No. 434668
> well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming?
All pleasure is in release from tension.
> but do eventually swallow.
I wish more birds followed these wise words.
|>>|| No. 434701
Lad, Are Stew was kind of hot. He was just never funny. Or even half as intelligent as he thinks he is.
(A good day to you Sir!)
|>>|| No. 435204
I like to have a bite out of a strawberry and then a bite out of a red grape. It's by far the best fruit combination out there.
|>>|| No. 435414
What's the proper etiquette for online reviews? I've received a request for a review from a seller the day after it was despatched; how long am I meant to use it for to know how satisfied I am with it?
|>>|| No. 435415
There is no proper etiquette. If you're inclined to make that impatient fucker wait, make them wait.
|>>|| No. 435418
If people badger me for feedback, I'm sure to mention that in any feedback I do leave. Doubly so for reviews.
|>>|| No. 435655
Have they changed Wotsits? They pack I had wasn't very puffy.
|>>|| No. 435668
Pretty sure squares have got thinner as well. Not nearly as crunchy as they used to be.
|>>|| No. 435674
They should really be called cuboids, not squares as a line has no thickness in geometry innit.
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