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>> No. 430053 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:53 am
430053 Literal "what are you feeling right now" thread
Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964

Here is a place to post utterly inane observations about your current state of being.

---Start---

I like birds but starlings are a massive noisy pain in the arse.
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>> No. 432874 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 10:21 pm
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>>432765
>>432770

Well I do have a massive cock, and this bird I used to shag and occasionally still text made a reference to it earlier today. It happens occasionally when we're having a bit of a flirt, and it genuinely makes me feel like the king of all space and time.

I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.
>> No. 432875 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 10:33 pm
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>>432874
> I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.

I feel personally attacked and need a safe space.
>> No. 432880 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 11:41 pm
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>>432874
>I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks

I feel sorry for you, if that's the best you can say about yourself.
>> No. 432881 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 11:50 pm
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>>432880

I'll freely admit the rest of my life is incredibly mundane, and the size of my bank account certainly won't be impressing any ladies. If that makes you feel better then be my guest, honestly.

But I've got a massive cock.
>> No. 432882 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 1:47 am
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>>432881

I have the delicate and nimble hands of a watchmaker.
>> No. 432888 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 5:06 am
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>>432881

I've got a regular normal cock and I still shag women and they seem to like it, so you're not really gaining anything.
>> No. 432891 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 10:21 am
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>>432888
> and I still shag women
IYKWIM
>> No. 432904 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 4:56 pm
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>>432882
Asmongold's looking well.
>> No. 432916 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 7:43 pm
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Withdrawals are a cunt.
>> No. 433094 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:32 pm
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Do animals have periods? I know a lot of pets get spayed but I can't ever remember my mates saying their dog/cat was on the rag and I can't recall my rabbits or mice being a bit jammy down there when I was younger.
>> No. 433095 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:38 pm
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>>433094
Our lab used to drip a watery iron-smelling blood around the house, so yeah dogs have periods. Thank god we had hard floors back then, all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock. I assume it's the case with all mammals.
>> No. 433097 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:47 pm
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>>433095
If took me far longer than it should have to realise you weren't on about a leaky laboratory.
>> No. 433098 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 9:00 pm
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>>433095
>all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock

Socks really are the unsung heroes of .gs.
>> No. 433482 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 10:57 am
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I awoke this morning incredibly relieved, as I dreamt I was chucked in a cell for standing at the docks with a placard that said "LESBIANS IN!"

I wonder what Freud would've said about that, and whether he'd agree with me that this sort of inclusive behaviour should not be punished.
>> No. 433777 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 1:46 pm
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Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice? There's someone I speak to fairly regularly on the phone and she just sounds like a fat person.
>> No. 433778 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 2:25 pm
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>>433777
Yes.
>> No. 433779 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 3:58 pm
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>>433778
I've found a picture of her online. She is indeed fat; got a right moon face.
>> No. 433780 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 4:09 pm
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>>433779

Who is this moon-faced angel of which you speak? Do you think she'd like a good arse-pissing?
>> No. 433781 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 4:20 pm
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>>433780
There's two types of women in this world; those who love a good arse pissing and those who haven't tried it yet.
>> No. 433792 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 10:23 pm
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>>433777

>Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice?

There have been studies conducted on men:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/7488442_Relationships_between_vocal_characteristics_and_body_size_and_shape_in_human_males_An_evolutionary_explanation_for_a_deep_male_voice

>The current correlational study investigated the relationship between vocal measures (fundamental and formant frequencies) and both body size and shape. Vocal samples and physical measures were obtained from 50 heterosexual male volunteers. A significant negative relationship was found between fundamental frequency and measures of body shape and weight.


So do fat poofs have a higher voice then?
>> No. 433818 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 12:42 pm
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>>433792
Yes.
>> No. 433842 Anonymous
19th January 2020
Sunday 6:23 pm
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I don't think it's said enough: Christina Ricci in Sleepy Hollow would seriously get it.
>> No. 433852 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:23 am
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>>433842

Quite. One of my favourite wank fantasies back in the day.
>> No. 433853 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:30 am
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>>433852
> back in the day.
Fuck off carpet-bagger.
>> No. 433855 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:34 am
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>>433853

Christina Ricci was born in 1980, which made her 19 years old when Sleepy Hollow was made.

Fuck off yourself.
>> No. 433856 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:47 am
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>>433855

Also though, I probably had the biggest of all stonk ons for Mena Suvari, all the way into the early 2000s. I was obsessed with her, and didn't miss a single one of her - mostly quite mediocre - movies. Everything about her was just the ideal woman to me.

Middle age has not been kind to that face though. At barely 41 years old, she looks way older than that.
>> No. 433881 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 12:56 pm
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>>433842
She still looks like she was grown in a vat in this photo.
>> No. 433892 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 6:35 pm
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>>433856
If we're playing a lovely girls competition then I submit Lizzy Caplan for consideration. Something I've always been mad about is how the classic Gen X girl was always too old for me growing up and by the time it comes around again I'll be too old.

Where is my Jane Lane, lads? My Louise Wener?
>> No. 433893 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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>>433892
She kind of looks like how Alison Brie should look now, rather than morphing into Andy from Cbeebies.
>> No. 433907 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 8:43 pm
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>>433893

I say this in the kindest possible fashion, but you're a fucking idiot. She's specifically styled to look more homely and less attractive in GLOW.
>> No. 433920 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 10:52 pm
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>>433907

Have at look at her Instagram, she doesn't look as good as she used to. Don't get me wrong, she's still fifteen thousand times fitter than I am but I also don't fancy her in quite the same way I used to. I think she's just a bit too skinny now, her face looked better a bit more filled out back in the Community/Mad Men days.

Enthusiastic sage for a post dedicated to judging the attractiveness of a famous woman.
>> No. 434642 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 11:29 am
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Is most of the pleasure of food derived from chewing it or swallowing it?

If I started giving food a chew and good suck before spitting it out instead of swallowing it would that be an effective dieting technique? Obviously I'd still eat a little of it to sate my appetite.
>> No. 434645 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 12:03 pm
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>>434642

Controversial, but I'd say most of the pleasure from food is gained from the anticipation of it.
>> No. 434648 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 1:31 pm
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>>434642

well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.

>>434645

I can't subscribe to that idea, because I don't put much thought into what my food tastes like until I am actually eatting it unless I am very hungry. but I see the logic.
>> No. 434665 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 5:53 pm
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>>434645

I see your anticipation and raise you FLAYVAAAH.
>> No. 434666 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 6:00 pm
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>>434648

>well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.

I've had a good few sessions where I was stoned/tripping and didn't want it to end at all, and we'd fuck for hours without cumming because that would bring it to an end. It's happened without the influence of drugs too, of course, but not to the same extent.

There's also the wonderful world or orgasm control and denial. Do you kean to say you've never tied a bird up and edged her relentlessly until she begs like a whore for crack? Some people haven't lived.

God I miss that ex sometimes. Shame she was also mental.
>> No. 434668 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 7:07 pm
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>>434648
> well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming?

All pleasure is in release from tension.

> but do eventually swallow.

I wish more birds followed these wise words.
>> No. 434681 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 8:06 pm
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>>434665

Stewart Lee used to be a bit of alright, huh?
>> No. 434696 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 9:25 pm
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>>434681

Not even when he was in The Smiths.
>> No. 434701 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>434696

Lad, Are Stew was kind of hot. He was just never funny. Or even half as intelligent as he thinks he is.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 434884 Anonymous
24th February 2020
Monday 8:24 pm
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>>434701

Are Stew is one of the mods.
>> No. 435204 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 7:41 pm
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I like to have a bite out of a strawberry and then a bite out of a red grape. It's by far the best fruit combination out there.
>> No. 435414 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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What's the proper etiquette for online reviews? I've received a request for a review from a seller the day after it was despatched; how long am I meant to use it for to know how satisfied I am with it?
>> No. 435415 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 8:23 pm
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>>435414
There is no proper etiquette. If you're inclined to make that impatient fucker wait, make them wait.
>> No. 435418 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>435415
If people badger me for feedback, I'm sure to mention that in any feedback I do leave. Doubly so for reviews.
>> No. 435655 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 10:19 am
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Have they changed Wotsits? They pack I had wasn't very puffy.
>> No. 435662 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:03 pm
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>>435655

They're running low on puff gas because of corona.
>> No. 435668 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>435655
Pretty sure squares have got thinner as well. Not nearly as crunchy as they used to be.
>> No. 435669 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:18 pm
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>>435668
If squares got thinner they'd be rectangles.
>> No. 435674 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 4:00 pm
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>>435669

They should really be called cuboids, not squares as a line has no thickness in geometry innit.

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