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>> No. 428949 Anonymous
19th July 2019
Friday 5:19 pm
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New weekend thread: Highland Toffee edition.

How goes it, lads? What are you up to this weekend?
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>> No. 432294 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:42 am
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>>432290
It is ICE ICE BABY down here today. A proper hoar frost.
>> No. 432295 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:52 am
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>>432294
HOAR?????
>> No. 432301 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:34 pm
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I'm so lazy today. I was going to clean house, but just couldn't be arsed and ended up watching TV since about noon.
>> No. 432302 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:45 pm
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A man get on the train, immediately went into the toilet, and has been in there for the entire journey so far. One way to dodge a fare, I suppose.
>> No. 432305 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:56 pm
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Update: train staff are trying to get him out, he's not responding to them.
>> No. 432306 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 5:04 pm
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>>432302>>432305
Some folk have places to be, I suppose.
>> No. 432307 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 5:04 pm
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Train pulls into Dewsbury, he emerged from the bog and casually exits the train like nothing happened.
>> No. 432308 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 5:34 pm
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>>432302
>>432305
>>432307

https://twitter.com
>> No. 432315 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 7:40 pm
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I'm watching Strictly at the moment. Alex Scott has lovely beefy thighs. I think the show is blackening my tastes, what with Motsi Mabuse and her absolutely cracking tits.
>> No. 432316 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 7:52 pm
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>>432315
Welcome to my gang, kid.
>> No. 432317 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 8:28 pm
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>>432308

What do you think this thread is for?
>> No. 432318 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 8:39 pm
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I'm probably going to get shafted, but the chance was too great to pass up.
>> No. 432320 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:21 pm
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Other people being happy makes me angry.
>> No. 432326 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 10:40 pm
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>>432320
>>/emo/
>> No. 432327 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 10:56 pm
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I'm on a train where apparently a primary school class worth of drunk bits have decided to start singing Wonderwall.

I wish I was dead.
>> No. 432330 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 11:35 pm
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>>432327

I hope they're doing the accent. It's so much better when they do the accent.
>> No. 432331 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 11:52 pm
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>>432327
I try to keep merry when other people are having fun that might otherwise be annoying to those not involved, but being stuck on a train with loads of drunk people is just awful, I can't spin it any other way.
>> No. 432338 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 12:56 am
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Thinking about buying a VR headset to improve my porn experience but I think it's just because my girlfriend is away.
>> No. 432341 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 1:12 am
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>>432331

To be fair it amused me for a bit until their voices got grating. Their repertoire was impressive- They went through Don't Stop Me Now, Angels, Jingle Bells and Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di before they ran out of songs everyone knew the words to.

I feel like this is a uniquely British thing. I bet you wouldn't catch an entire carriage of French women singing this obnoxiously.

>>432330

Wrong side o't Pennines.
>> No. 432345 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 2:52 am
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>>432327
>>432331
>>432341

I suspect that a good 30-40% of my substance abuse problems stem from having to deal with cunts on public transport either singing or playing a fucking guitar or worse.

If my kid turns into one of those cunts who takes a fucking acoustic guitar to every single party he goes to and starts fucking sing songs I'll disown the cunt before you can say James Blunt.

I'd rather he start doing pingers* and going to raves at 14 like I did.

*As long as he hooks his old man up, of course.
>> No. 432346 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 3:39 am
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>>432338
Is it that high level yet? Can my dick feel it?
>> No. 432362 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 7:27 pm
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Of course it's nice to imagine pantsing Peter Hitchens at some kind of public speaking event, but there's always the off-chance he's got an eleven-inch artillery shell hanging between his thighs and then YOU look like the idiot.

It even tracks, because most women won't fuck with that and it could totally be why he's all weird.
>> No. 432550 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 3:46 pm
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Worked from home today, had an absolutely smashing chicken kebab type thing for lunch.

Radiator is on, cool air coming through the window, debate on later to watch. Now about to pass out for a content cosy nap.

Bliss.
>> No. 432552 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 4:44 pm
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>>432550

Slept funny in my nap and hurt my neck. Fuck.
>> No. 432553 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 5:38 pm
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>>432552
You had a good run.
>> No. 432554 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 6:00 pm
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An ex coworker I have on facebook posted this as her cover photo, which is fine and everything, except a week an a half ago she also posted from hospital while recovering from a deliberate overdose.
>> No. 432555 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 6:33 pm
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>>432554
At least she's got a sense of humour about it.
>> No. 432568 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 11:05 pm
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Got a haircut today. I made it very clear to the lass that I wanted it "shorter, but not really extremely short" on top. But she ended up almost doing a flat top. I look like a gulag inmate. Fuckssake.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilVo2Sq_8kM
>> No. 432575 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 11:14 am
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>>432568
People who appreciate this YouTube-tier comedy deserve everything they have coming to them.
>> No. 432577 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 12:22 pm
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>>432575
>YouTube-tier comedy

Is there any actually decent comedy in YouTube? All I can think of is the Knightmare parody.
>> No. 432578 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 12:25 pm
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>>432577
You could do worse than Internet Comment Etiquette, just ignore the joke-repeating fans.
>> No. 432582 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>432577
Henry's Kitchen is pretty good.
>> No. 432589 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 5:36 pm
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>>432575
How Not to Live Your Life was a good show and you're not.
>> No. 432591 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 5:56 pm
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>>432582
I hadn't seen that but it reminds me of alantutorial which you could sort of call comedy.
>> No. 432594 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>432589 

The show has been off the air for ten years or so, so naturally younglad increasingly has no frame of reference for it. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr0F_xfcDzU

Same as Two Pints.
>> No. 432595 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 6:37 pm
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>>432589
There are no younglads on this site, shitcomedyfanmate.

That shite is decidedly not the same as Two Pints.
>> No. 432596 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 6:45 pm
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Christ alive, natural history docs are boring as anything.
>> No. 432597 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 6:50 pm
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>>432595
It's better than the most recent South Park.
>> No. 432600 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 8:46 pm
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Though if you want to watch comedy from that era, Phoneshop is probably the best.
>> No. 432602 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>432597 

South Park has always been shit. They probably only keep making it because the cost is so low. They only have a handful of staff and turnaround for one entirely computer-animated episode is usually six days from start to finish. The animation is done wholely on off-the-shelf, admittedly upper-range PCs. The biggest expense is probably the live orchestra they employ for a few minutes of running time per episode. They've also got no highly-paid Hollywood actors voicing the characters (Mila Kunis reportedly gets over $200K per episode for voicing one or two lines that Meg Griffin has in that episode). 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgkbiVURAlQ
>> No. 432603 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 9:03 pm
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I didn't know that Nathan Barley was a clever prediction of future society


>> No. 432604 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 9:08 pm
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>>432601
I'd have said it was still pretty solid around a decade ago, I can't comment on the more recent episodes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjtZU63b0Wg
>> No. 432605 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 9:12 pm
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>>432603

It wasn't, it was an accurate depiction of young London media types at the time of production. That these people have influenced our society should be no great surprise.
>> No. 432606 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 10:05 pm
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>>432602
>South Park has always been shit.

The last episode was a fun take on the proliferation of streaming services come this Christmas and they do a good job keeping up with current events. At the same time there was a message of how you shouldn't let health conditions define who you are.

It's never been classic Simpsons but the quality has kept about the same for most of its run.
>> No. 432608 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 10:46 pm
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>>432603
The Rise of The Idiots that Barley predicted happened and ended at least five years ago, keep up.
>> No. 432609 Anonymous
7th December 2019
Saturday 11:04 pm
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Not really comparable to other animated shows, but I'd like to see them do new Ricky Gervais Show episodes.

Even if the entire show was very narrowly centered around taking the piss out of a thick git like Karl Pilkington, I quite enjoyed it. Most of the time anyway.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJnl7DVF-o
>> No. 432611 Anonymous
8th December 2019
Sunday 10:51 am
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I just noticed that I haven't posted on, or had desire to post on, 4chan in about a week.

There's ten years I'll never get back, but thank fuck it's over.
>> No. 432616 Anonymous
8th December 2019
Sunday 1:03 pm
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>>432611

I think a lot of us here have felt that way for a while. For me I stopped visiting regularly two or three years ago, and besides popping into /tg/ and a couple of the other more niche boards every so often I don't miss it. It's really sad how the place has changed over the years, and I hate the fact we've reached such a low point of internet civility that old school 4chan seems quaint, in my memory.

The only thing is the internet feels quite lonely when you're used to that environment. This place is slow as all fuck but where else do you go? Actual forums are weird and only tend to gather obsessive autists about their subject matter these days, I was a member of several back in the day but I just can't seem to engage with them like I used to. After that what are you left with, a choice between Reddit or the actual social media cesspool. I've mostly ended up using Reddit myself, but the voting system completely stifles anybody's willingness to actually express their thoughts.

People used to say posting on /b/ was like pissing in an ocean of piss, but if only they could have seen where we'd end up with Twitter and the like.
>> No. 432617 Anonymous
8th December 2019
Sunday 1:53 pm
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>>432616
>The only thing is the internet feels quite lonely when you're used to that environment. This place is slow as all fuck but where else do you go?

I would appreciate an answer to this. I often find myself revisiting the same cycle of websites only to find nothing has changed since the last time I browsed. 4chan went to shit, I've tried using Reddit but I don't like the faux sincerity, social media is bollocks, I've grown apart from the forums I used to visit and this place is getting quieter.

Where did everyone who left here go?
>> No. 432618 Anonymous
8th December 2019
Sunday 2:10 pm
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>>432617
Reddit or outside would my be guess.

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