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>> No. 428568 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 9:11 am
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A permaban for 'having some sort of mental breakdown' by posting about an old woman buying 16 packets of crumpets?

Clearly Big Toast is behind this. They've always been wary of crumpets.
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>> No. 428569 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 9:14 am
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I was just blearily tidying up that thread, I'd sorted out the mistake before you made this post.
>> No. 428570 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 9:16 am
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>>428569
It doesn't explain the permaban, though. Who else has got to you? Who else are you in the pocket of? We have a right to know!
>> No. 428571 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 9:21 am
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One old woman buying 96 crumpets and you think I'm having some sort of mental breakdown for pointing it out.
>> No. 428572 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 10:18 am
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This place has always been a shill for toast since day one. I'm suprised this issue hasn't come up more often.
>> No. 428573 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 11:27 am
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>>428572
Damn straight - WE ARE BIG TOAST.
>> No. 428574 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 11:52 am
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I don't really like toast or crumpets that much, not on their own at least. It's like just eating sugar or something.
>> No. 428575 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 11:56 am
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>>428574
BAN THIS SICK FUCK
>> No. 428610 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>428574
Crumpets to me always felt like eating a sponge, never really understood why people pretend to like them so much.

It's like bacon sandwiches, yeah, they're alright, wouldn't make eating them a defining characteristic of my personality. I think some people hear they're cool to like so feel they have to like them.
>> No. 428614 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 12:29 am
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>>428610

I've never met anyone to whom eating a crumpet is a defining aspect of their personality.

Bacon sandwiches are held in such high regard because of their miraculous healing properties. Nothing sorts out a hangover like a bacon butty.
>> No. 428615 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 2:14 am
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>>428614

>Bacon sandwiches are held in such high regard because of their miraculous healing properties.

I assumed is was because americans on the internet 10 years ago had an underdeveloped sense of humour and couldn't shut the fuck up about bacon, pirates ninjas and zombies.
>> No. 428616 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 2:56 am
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>>428615

American bacon is barely even bacon.
>> No. 428617 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 5:28 am
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>>428615

I appreciate you might not be old enough to remember, but people liked bacon sandwiches before the internet.

danishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>> No. 428618 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 5:45 am
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>>428614
> Nothing sorts out a hangover like a bacon butty.

Someone's never tried a line of speed, two aspirin, five double gin and tonics and a kit kat chunky.
>> No. 428621 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 9:24 am
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>>428617

They did, but it was just a normal food rather than as other lad put it, a defining characteristic.

>danishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bacon is okay but it's no birdseye steakhouse grills with chips

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>> No. 428622 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 9:50 am
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>>428618

You're both wrong. A teaspoon of salt with a big glass of water or milk and half a Nytol. You'll wake up two or three hours later feeling like nothing happened.
>> No. 428623 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 10:15 am
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When I have a hangover I like to eat lots of ready salted crisps. If I'm up to it I may have a crisp sandwich but sometimes I'm so hanging the bread will make me heave.
>> No. 428627 Anonymous
8th July 2019
Monday 12:34 pm
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>>428618

That's enough out of you, Hunter S. Thompson.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfHaXLM9HU
>> No. 429539 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 5:05 pm
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Recently I have discovered that the optimum way to eat a cream cracker is to snap it in half, top it with a slice of cheese and then put it width-ways into my mouth.
>> No. 429540 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 7:31 pm
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>>429539
I just take a whole cracker, with some cheese on, ram it into my mouth and bite, and slide the half outside my mouth over the half inside my mouth, using a cupped hand, and then munch it all down. This way reduces crumblage, as the cupped hand catches any flakes from the initial bite, and they get rammed in with the second half.
>> No. 429541 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 8:04 pm
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>>429539

Cream cracker, spoonful of baked beans, dash of tabasco, slice of cheddar, 30 seconds in the microwave. Bosh.
>> No. 429542 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>429541
Microwaving a cracker? Madness!
>> No. 429543 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 9:29 pm
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>>429539 I finally figured out that, if eating a cracker with a topping, it's best to eat it with the topping on the bottom (bottoming?), to get a nice tonguefull of flavour before masticating.
>> No. 429547 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 11:14 pm
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>>429542

It's crackers alright.




I'll get my coat.
>> No. 429550 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 6:51 am
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>>429543
Wouldn't it be better to have the topping on the top and turn it upside down rather than having the topping on the bottom? Depends whether you prefer the smooth or the bobbly side of the cracker, I guess.

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