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>> No. 428279 Anonymous
1st July 2019
Monday 3:00 pm
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Has anyone else noticed public social events and groups have begun attaching non-sequentially political stances to themselves lately or is it just the weird circles I move in?

Things like and I'm not making any of these up:

non trans excusionary dance group
fisherperson rave
kink board gaming
Non-binary collectable card game meet up.

Maybe I'm cynical because I assume, you don't need to say you don't drown puppies, for people to assume you don't drown puppies. And because I once attended a left wing comedy night where we were given a speech before hand about how to react to the performers and not show any discord that taints my view of anything like this.
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>> No. 428363 Anonymous
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 2:53 pm
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"They were" as opposed to "he/she was" has always seemed sinisterly final to me as if you're referring to the subject in an obituary.

Alex is a pretty sound person and I doubt would mind much if somebody got their preferred pronoun wrong in an innocent enough context.

Used to do Jim Davidson impressions but I kept getting asked to speak at BXP conferences.
>> No. 428364 Anonymous
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 2:56 pm
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>"They were" as opposed to "he/she was" has always seemed sinisterly final to me as if you're referring to the subject in an obituary.

You say that as if you didn't just use Limmy's obituary joke anyway. I assumed this person actually was dead.
>> No. 428367 Anonymous
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 3:01 pm
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One thing that really puts me off is the incessant churning out of ever-new vocabulary and pseudo definitions among those types. So now it's gatekeeping, in the past it has been anything from microaggression to cultural appropriation. All of them not necessarily invalid concepts (except for microaggression, which is a fucking joke commonly perpetuated by people who can't deal with even the most mild baseline harshness of everyday life), but certainly words that were overused to death and lost much of their meaning in the process because everybody would just shout them at this, that, and the other.
>> No. 428368 Anonymous
3rd July 2019
Wednesday 3:02 pm
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Still can't find the "now he gets it" sketch from Limmy's Show on YouTube anymore, so annoyed it got taken down.

Sage for not really caring about this thread.
>> No. 428704 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 2:05 pm
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Yet again reminds me of that chapter about Randy, his then-girlfriend and their 'friends' in Cryptonomicon.
Especially the part when they broke up.

>> No. 424490 Anonymous
24th February 2019
Sunday 5:23 pm
424490 Speed Dating
Any of the you lads tried speed dating before? Any tips or stories to share?

I'm thinking of giving it a go as I moved to London recently and haven't had much luck with meeting women through friends-of-friends. I must admit though, the thought of scorecards is a bit unsettling but maybe it's a sign of the more serious searching for a partner that I should be doing. Will give you an update if I find the bottle for it.
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>> No. 427740 Anonymous
19th June 2019
Wednesday 10:27 pm
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Did you? I thought I was the funny one.
>> No. 427748 Anonymous
19th June 2019
Wednesday 11:24 pm
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I was the other extreme for part of my life, especially in adolescence and until about my mid-20s, in that I was skinny bordering on the unhealthy, and being skinny and having no muscle as a lad is or was often still perceived as lacking manliness. One or two lasses that I had sex with at least I got laid occasionally even told me that I was really skinny for a guy and that they normally preferred more blokey looking blokes.

It was only when I started working out regularly that I overcame my self esteem issues in that respect as I saw my muscles gradually grow from a bit of weight lifting. Nowadays, I'd say I am of average build, with an average amount of upper body muscle for a guy in general. Women don't complain. I just don't seem to have the right genes to be ripped like some lads who pretty much just have to think of dumbbells in their head in order to make their biceps grow.
>> No. 427772 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 7:58 pm
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I'm still the same, but I've found I just need to play to my strengths. It works a charm for pulling bisexual girls who are up for threesomes, because I have a lot of the traits they find attractive in women anyway except with a gigantic knob.

I don't have any insecurity about being a smaller, feminine, less intimidating bloke, but I think what I have developed instead is a sort of contempt for that concept of rugged, chiselled manliness. I've never wanted to be that, and I can't see the appeal in it. Even when I play games, I don't want to be the bloke built like a brick shithouse, I want to be some form of sneaky bastard who'll stick you in the back.

I just don't really get it, if I'm being honest, and it has always seemed to me that the lads who are really ripped, rugby players or gym addicts, supposedly they want to be hard men so that they can attract ladies, but they're the biggest closet bumders I've ever witnessed. Rugby lads in particular are another breed. "Wheeeey, remember that time I fucked Daz in the arse after he got out the shower? Whaaaay fuckin top bantz m8"
>> No. 427774 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 8:22 pm
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>Whaaaay fuckin top bantz m8

That certainly is top bantz.
>> No. 427780 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 11:41 pm
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I did it once and there was this probably-older-than-the-age-group bird who'd obviously had a few too many making an utter spectacle of herself. Topic of conversation for a couple of my dates during the evening.

A few weeks later I did a more casual meet-and-greet event in a nearby but different town.... and she was one of the ones running it. Obviously a plant to get the female numbers up at the speed dating event (as it was there were more men than women, everyone had one date that evening where they sat at their table and did little more than play with their phone for 5 minutes), and maybe help out the organiser at the same time.

I have not done a similar event since.

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>> No. 427629 Anonymous
16th June 2019
Sunday 10:24 am
427629 happy fathers day
I didnt remember too.
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>> No. 427630 Anonymous
16th June 2019
Sunday 10:32 am
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At least Fritzl was interested either way, ya know?
>> No. 427631 Anonymous
16th June 2019
Sunday 12:25 pm
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Thanks lad.
>> No. 427634 Anonymous
16th June 2019
Sunday 2:12 pm
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Austrians are an odd bunch.

>> No. 427135 Anonymous
27th May 2019
Monday 9:40 pm
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How many of you old boys have dated non-European? What were your experiences? Were there many instances of "cultural misunderstandings"?
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>> No. 427217 Anonymous
29th May 2019
Wednesday 9:21 pm
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so... you're saying even their ghosts are fat blobs?
>> No. 427218 Anonymous
29th May 2019
Wednesday 9:36 pm
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Yes, that would be one angle of the jokey .gif Anon posted, Anon.
>> No. 427223 Anonymous
30th May 2019
Thursday 1:12 am
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Oh, I just now realised that it's an animated gif.
>> No. 427331 Anonymous
1st June 2019
Saturday 10:41 pm
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>couldn't get her head around how we can be amiable to people we don't like, she didn't like that and thought it was dishonest
Ah, that explains the Russian idea of diplomacy.
>> No. 427381 Anonymous
3rd June 2019
Monday 1:54 pm
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What was so odd about the Lithuanian one?

>> No. 424669 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 2:35 pm
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Weekend thread: bangers and mash edition.

If that lad with all the instant mash is about then I may have a business proposition for him; I went a bit overboard buying wholesale bags of Quorn sausages from Farmfoods.
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>> No. 426950 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 2:57 am
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Frank Zappa 6, Hitler 1.

>> No. 426968 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 2:39 pm
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Hitler also has an extinct cockroach named after him.
>> No. 426971 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 3:27 pm
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There's a bleak poetry to that fact.
>> No. 426993 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 9:24 pm
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>> No. 426996 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 10:00 pm
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Shove your Facebook memes up your arse.

>> No. 426723 Anonymous
12th May 2019
Sunday 9:14 pm
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If you could go back in time and give your younger self advice what would it be?
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>> No. 426875 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:50 pm
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Katoey, you say?
>> No. 426876 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:57 pm
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I know... if it walks like a bloke, and talks like a bloke...
>> No. 426877 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:58 pm
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Isn't that just a flowery way of saying tranny. It still identifies them as other. When I assume a lot of them want to be card carrying women.
>> No. 426878 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 7:08 pm
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Aye but my saying is if it looks like a woman, I'm going to fuck them.
>> No. 426879 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 7:16 pm
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>> No. 364298 Anonymous
14th November 2013
Thursday 4:47 pm
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ITT: Weird dreams you've had lately.

I actually dreamed last night that I was in Australia, visiting the two blokes from the Foster's adverts in their beach hut. Sure enough, they gave me a Foster's, and I said "cheers, guys"... and then one of them said to me "oh no mayt, we don't say cheers heere. We say 'You little ripper!'"

Quite bizarre... has this dream got any deeper meaning, or have I just been watching too much telly lately?
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>> No. 426823 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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Had an utterly filthy sex dream about a long-time friend who I've never considered very attractive. She's not an uggo or anything, she's just never really caught my eye. But obviously now I've had this dream I definitely want to shag her, just in case she's as rampant as she was in the dream.
>> No. 426830 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 11:43 pm
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I wouldn't call it a 'weird' dream but quite a vivid one where I was shouting at a load of familiar people how I was so sick of being lonely, seen as stupid and useless and subhuman. They seemed taken aback but that was all. Then I woke up.
>> No. 426834 Anonymous ## Mod ##
16th May 2019
Thursday 12:21 am
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2000 posts and 6 years, lads. Crikey. Time for a new thread, should anyone feel like sharing the minutiae of their sub-conscious they can have the honour of making it.
>> No. 426859 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 3:50 pm
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I had a dream that I was part of a small village, we were building this amazing, intricate building, interwoven with stories and thoughts from our deepest subconscious. All the townsfolk were proud of the building, and how it took years to construct. Whenever people visited, they were impressed with the quality and longevity of the work.

Then some cunt came over, barred the doors and set it on fire.

I wonder what it means?
>> No. 426870 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:17 pm
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>> No. 426479 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 4:54 pm
426479 Name of the song?
Just placed my first ever proper bet. Come on Darude, don't let me down!
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>> No. 426540 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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>roughly the same sort of person who shares Bake Off memes on Facebook.

I always thought the fan base of Eurovision was mainly poofs. Or do gays do that as well these days?
>> No. 426548 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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Yesterday you lads had me to throw away a tenner on this and the picture of Greta eating hummus wrong influenced me into eating some myself before bed which, in turn, led to heartburn and a poorly tummy for most of the day.

Is this all part of your masterplan?

What's it like living in a world without campy fun?
>> No. 426558 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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Is this all part of your masterplan?

>> No. 426808 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 8:41 am
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Did we win?
>> No. 426809 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 11:18 am
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>> No. 425508 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 10:00 am
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This might well be a daft question but, if I flew to Japan, bought a bike there, stuck it in a bike bag as my luggage and flew it back here, am I supposed to declare that? It'd be taxed if I had it delivered, so I assume so. But would they notice? Would anyone figure out I'd just bought the bike over there and hadn't just been returning with my own bike? It'd be hard to prove either way which country I bought it in as it'd be second hand anyway.
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>> No. 426785 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 1:01 pm
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Quality wordfilter, mods. I meant to say "yoshi aki".
>> No. 426786 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 1:13 pm
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I have no clue what either of that means, or why it would even necessitate a word filter.
>> No. 426793 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 6:49 pm
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Speak English.
>> No. 426795 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 7:37 pm
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You missed the space between the two words, forming another word in the middle of them.
>> No. 426796 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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I'm just going to type Mi'kmaq to confirm to myself I've worked that out correctly.

>> No. 426175 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:46 am
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Why does my pillow look like this?
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>> No. 426185 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 12:55 pm
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>> No. 426187 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 1:35 pm
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You didn't take your makeup off.
>> No. 426204 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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Stop leaving your jizz in there during the night, mate. It's unhygienic
>> No. 426208 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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Not sure jizz is supposed to look like that.
>> No. 426288 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 2:02 pm
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Bingo. Your prize is the illustrious chair picture.

>> No. 425967 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 2:14 am
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so porn is comming to an end my friends


what are you going to do now
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>> No. 426053 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 7:05 pm
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One of the two main providers owns the majority of the free "tube" sites, and are less than rigorous when it comes to enforcing the copyright of their paid competitors whose content end up uploaded to said sites, so if they want to be competitive they'll have to do more than the bare minimum to get by.
>> No. 426101 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 8:45 pm
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Why the fuck am I paying taxes again? Surely at this point it'd be better to just burn the money.
>> No. 426119 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 1:18 pm
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If, and only if:

- I can go to a shop and flash my driving licence and buy a porn pass with a minimum of fuss, and
- it doesn't have a stupidly short duration before it expires, and
- they do not store ANY of my personally identifiable information when I purchase it

I will not overly care about this new law.
>> No. 426133 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 3:35 pm
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The problem is that your third bullet point is the main, if not only, reason this law is being passed at all.

I don't want to make this into one of those posts, but the current Tory line-up is bent as all fuck. Mrs May and her fella have fingers in all kinds of pies, including but not limited to medicinal cannabis. What we have here is pure US style cronyism, disguised under the thinnest veil of moral guardianship.
>> No. 426141 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 4:34 pm
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So do they have shares in MindGeek then?

>> No. 425307 Anonymous
19th March 2019
Tuesday 4:02 pm
425307 A picture is worth a thousand words Locked
Anyone seen this before or know where it was taken?
That's evelyn de rotschild poking charlie in the chest btw - seriously, who could get away with this?
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>> No. 425971 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 2:46 am
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You more likely got banned for using 'tactical' where 'strategic' is the correct term.
>> No. 425974 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 3:05 am
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hillary begging.jpg
Seriously though, why was I permanently banned and my post memory-holed for posting this image?

It's no real skin off my nose since I just got a VPN in preparation for the upcoming porn blockage so I'm just curious about what motivated the mod to do it.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 425975 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 3:17 am
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Because you're being a tedious cunt. WTF cares about some email that Hillary wrote to someone else? This is a British site and this bullshit is absolutely nothing to do with us, and you're a tedious cunt.
>> No. 425989 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 11:15 am
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Obviously because the mods are a cadet branch of the Rochchild dynasty and need to keep you shtum so the servers can stay funded.

Or you're a dickhead.
>> No. 425991 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 11:24 am
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Why would Hillary's email address be HDR22 on her own website? I feel like the real conspiracy here is who are HDR 1-21???

>> No. 425809 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 7:47 pm
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Confess, lads.

My brain has been addled from watching so much porn that whenever one of you recommends CBT I assume you're advocating a Cock and Ball Torture session.
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>> No. 425897 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 10:58 am
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I wonder if its a smell thing. I've definitely met people like that.
>> No. 425898 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 11:46 am
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Does she look like your son's girlfriend?
>> No. 425899 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 1:29 pm
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I think you might be right. Now that I think about it, I must have seen her on Instagram etc before meeting her, and don't remember going mental just looking at those. So she must just have the exact sort of pheromones that I like. I suppose that means we'd make exceptionally good children together, though I have absolutely no interest in doing that, either.
>> No. 425900 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 1:53 pm
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Do you want to give her a good old fashioned Arse Pissing?
>> No. 425915 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:16 am
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There is one of my missus female friends with a similar things, but with an ugly twist: it looks like everybody wants to beat and/or rape her. She always looks like she has just been scared into submission. AFAIK, every one of her boyfriends either beat her like a punching bag or raped her. I cannot deny that I feel some strange urges every time I look at her, and she's not attractive or offensive at all, there is no reason why I should feel like this. No idea, I just keep her as far away as possible and I tell the missus that I do not like her.

>> No. 425579 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 10:48 pm
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Which of these looks best, lads?

Number one's fade should actually look as gradual as all the others, I'm just shit at photoshop, so bear that in mind.
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>> No. 425793 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 1:13 pm
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Just noticed there's no battery in that kit. I knew the price was too good to be true.
>> No. 425794 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 1:38 pm
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You can buy a (very good) electric kick-scooter for about the same price. They're technically illegal to use on the road in the UK, but you aren't going to get any bother unless you ride like a twat.

>> No. 425795 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 1:51 pm
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I don't want a scooter though.
>> No. 425798 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 2:54 pm
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Honestly, they're brilliant. E-bikes aren't great for long-distance stuff, because the battery conks out after an hour or so and you're left lugging a load of useless weight. They aren't great for short-range stuff, because they're too bulky to take inside. If you get a cheap kit, the waterproofing won't be great and you risk short-circuits if you leave it parked outside; if you get a fancy bike with an integrated Bosch drivetrain, it's too nice to leave locked up outside work.

Electric scooters are absolutely effortless for last-mile transport around town. Undo one clip and it folds up small enough to take on the bus or carry into a pub. You do look like a bit of a bell-end, but they're so much fun that you won't care.

I'd rather have a Brompton most of the time, but electric kick scooters just make a huge amount of sense.
>> No. 425808 Anonymous
11th April 2019
Thursday 7:02 pm
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You ever tried to do the groceries on a kick scooter? I didn't ask about ebike kits because I wanted a scooter m8.

Having said that I was in Austin last year and they have those Lime rental scooters all over the shop, they're great, and a much better solution than owning one. Far superior to the Mobikes up here.

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