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>> | No. 14492
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As there are lot of threads with few replies - lets keep the small stuff in one place. |
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Untitled.png I got a new suit and everything. |
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I shouldn't even be surprised at this stage. If you couldn't get it right after 3 tries, I doubted you'd be able to not fuck it up after 4. Why did you have to prove me right? |
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Shouldn't that be "let's"? |
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Can you please just pick up the roll of bog roll and stick it on the fucking holder? I mean really, did you really have to leave three sheets on the holder only so you could use half a fucking roll and leave it on the cistern? Really? Sort it out. Use that loo roll or chuck it. There is no try, just fucking move that roll onto the holder. |
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>>14501 |
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Some bellend crossed a road with oncoming traffic the other day knowing full well that he'd cause problems in order to look hard to his mates. |
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"Vines" piss me off because they're not funny. |
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003835.jpg You don't get enough peas in the small tins for an adult man to have with his tea but the big tins contain far too much. The same problem exists with beans unless you like to have your entire meal swimming in the sauce. |
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12343011_H.jpg >>14510 |
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$_12[1].jpg >>14510 |
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My dear Father just accused me of stirring my coffee "like a woman". Apparently one should obnoxiously whisk their coffee in the manner of an idiot baker to avoid being outed as some sort of café-transvestite. |
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>>14544 |
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Whenever my dad compares me to a woman or implies I'm unmanly or a member of the gays (I work in nursing, so it happens fairly regularly) I just start mincing about the room and do my best impression of Fred from the B52s. |
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>>14555 |
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womans-hand-holding-lit-cigarette-george-marks[1].jpg >>14572 |
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Tube strike in London, and the number of rusty-chained, uninflated tyres sporting, trundling along at 10mph come rain, shine or red light numpties is through the roof. Worse yet, the carbon biked eedjits finally making true in their promise to cycle to work, stand up sprinting to their awesome pace of 15mph, all the while salmoning up to to the front at lights because clearly they are the king of the hill, sprinter jersey and ace all rolled into one. That and Boris Bikes out the wazoo... |
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>>14570 |
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Morrison's 'reduced' stickers that say 25p or similar, but scan through at full price. No doubt enough people don't notice to make it worth their while, because this happens every fucking time. |
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1310408441466[1].jpg >>14584 |
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Kids being brought up on tablets and mobile phones |
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vape-devices-c.jpg >>14590 |
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>14592>>14590 |
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Had a lovely chat with an artsy photography lady today, but now I can't find her on Facebook. Wish I'd asked for her number. I am an arse. |
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>>14599 |
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My coworker asked me to feel her arse today because she's 'proud of it'. It was fantastic. That's all well and good but she's a lezzer, and now I just have to have an angry, disappointed wank. |
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Ugh, just fucking ugh. |
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Laptop LEDs. |
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>>14609>>14610 |
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IMG_20140501_094354339_HDR.jpg >>14612 |
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I get so used to not eating for days that when I finally go to the shop and buy food even eating a bowl of muesli hits my stomach like a freight train and I'm left feeling violently sick and all too aware of how silly I am. |
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Metric units are a godsend in the lab and for any calculation that requires a reasonable degree of precision. However for things where precision isn't as necessary I don't see any benefit. |
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>>14638 |
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Ah lads... house hunting is doing my head in. |
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My housemates have just abandoned me to go and live with someone else, so I have to find somewhere else to live next year. Cunts. They tried to play it off as though they gave a shit as well, the tits. |
>> | No. 14647
14647
German keyboards piss me off a bit, it's not the fact that z and y are switcher or that I need both hands to make an @ or the extra useless üöäµß symbols that I only ever use when illustrating that I don't use them. |
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>>14647 |
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Sour_milk_sea_US[1].jpg Our office recycling is collected about once a fortnight, which means that the kitchen regularly stinks of rancid milk from the poorly-rinsed bottles. |
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pissboil.png This isn't really random but I don't think it warrants its own thread but what REALLY pisses me off is when people continue stacking baskets in a supermarket when there is CLEARLY something stopping them from stacking directly up. Not only is this potentially dangerous, it's just plain lazy. When you realise that your basket is the first that doesn't stack directly up then you fix the problem, not just leave it, and then everyone else that follows just stacks on top of that -- is it REALLY that fucking hard to move a single basket? I can somewhat get it when there's like 20 baskets, it can weight a good few kg and a lot of people can't lift that -- but it should never get that way in the first place. What if they fall over and hurt a kid, just because you couldn't be arsed to re-seat a basket, something that takes LITERALLY SECONDS? Are you really in that much a rush to escape Lidl and carry on with your pathetic life? Jesus wept. |
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switcher.png >>14647 |
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Might be me being an arse, but I fucking hate this fixation that all the billy big bollocks/johnny ten men in ARE COUNTREY have with owning a hideous pitbull type dog. There's no redeeming quality to them - they're quite vicious by nature and as ugly as sin. I suppose they would be generally better if they weren't owned by some tegger on a sink estate who doesn't know a thing about how to raise a dog without brutalising it. |
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>>14650 |
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Gmail has really pissed me off by mucking about with the font size on a bunch of important job application emails. Despite showing a uniform sensible font size in the message editor, viewing the messages under 'sent items' shows a sudden jump in size halfway through for no fucking reason. Outlook never gave me this shit. |
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People who spell their children's names wrong. |
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People who start threads without including a link to the appropriate background material (e.g. news link, easily available video). |
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>>14709 |
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Got back with a girl who originally left me. She said she can't live without me and if she had to she'd most likely die alone. |
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>>14869 |
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Whenever Netflix removes the "Recently Added" section so I have to look up elsewhere what has been added recently. |
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When people describe the everyday annoyances of normal people in developed nations as "first world problems". (We've had this before I think.) |
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Hello, is that Mr Anonymous? |
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Minor grievances and irritants are pervasive problems in people's lives, no matter how significant they may be compared to others problems. |
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I always thought a first world problem was a problem that can only exist because of our excessive way of living. Something like "I have to pause my netflix when I go for a poo because my iPad doesn't get wifi in the bathroom" |
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After deciding what to watch on netflix, the movie I am watching has no subtitles. |
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People who press the button at a traffic crossing despite it being lit up and they can clearly see you press it on the other side |
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>>14904 |
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People who do that fake throwing up/gagging sound. That's always 15 times more disgusting than the thing you're signaling to, so stop it, or I will shove my hand down past your larynx and poke around until you're actually sick all over yourself. |
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>>14923 |
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Office types who lose their manners at train stations. Try barging past me and I'll discreetly trip you up so you fall under a departing train. |
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>>14931 |
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Non-British Citizens who enter Britain's Got Talent |
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>>14931 |
>> | No. 14946
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>Today I had a new thing to rant about. I got the bus to work today and 3 pissed 14 year olds got on, didn't pay their fare, were being an annoyance, were drinking bottles of beer at 9 fucking AM and then got off after the bus driver told them to fuck off. People who waste other people's time |
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>>14931 |
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>>14954 |
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When you're watching something on TV or a movie that requires attention (in this case, Breaking Bad) and the person you're watching with is on their phone barely watching. What's the point? I don't have to watch it with them having watched it before but I thought it'd be something nice to do together, something to talk about etc. |
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>>14966 |
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When people say "the N word" instead of "nigger" and think that's perfectly fine. See >>14946 for an example. It's the malice behind the word that makes it bad, not the actual physical word. Calling someone "the cocky N word lad" is the same as calling him "the cocky nigger lad". |
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Not making a new thread for this, but two days ago I had unprotected sex with a girl I only just met (on the pill) and now have a sore throat. AM I GOING TO DIE |
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>>15023About 30%-60% of people infected with HIV develop flu-like symptoms such as sore throat |
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GrossLookingPizza.jpg It's just so awful on so many levels. Forget the dullness of kicking a sphere back and forth and back and forth and back and forth for the length of a feature film, the fact that it costs 800 quadrillion blood monies to host the fucking "spectacle" is mind blowing. And not in a good way, like when you wake up mid wank, or eat a Dime bar. |
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It's not even that hard to avoid the archaeology. |
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The constant need in society to be an enthusiastic extroverted go-getter to get ahead in life. |
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>>15070 |
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tap4dealsunsubscribe.jpg Oh fuck off. |
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I thought I'd bought some dry wors on Amazon as the name of the item was "dry wors". Turns out that it's actually dry wors spice. Woo hoo. |
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ooh-matron.gif >>15101 |
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Fucking mobile phone companies that keep ringing and trying to get me to upgrade early or something. Fuck off, I pay my contract each month - stop nagging me about shit I don't care about. Half the time I don't even know if it's really Orange or just some call centre saying they are Orange and trying to merk my credit card details. |
>> | No. 15219
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ffs.png I'm sure running logistics like this on a national scale is no walk in the park, but Jesus fucking Christ I want my shit now. Was it really necessary to take it walkabouts around Birmingham? |
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>>15114 |
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>>15219 |
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People who waffle when telling you something. For example, someone was talking about something that happened at work and every five seconds they digressed and started talking about unnecessary shit that I (or anyone else) didn't need or want to know before continuing with the actual story. Fucking get on with it... |
>> | No. 15393
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People who don't laugh at my jokes. Yeah, I know, but 9 out of 10 of my deadpans get me looked at like I was some kind of kitten drowning maniac and I refuse to accept any responsibility. |
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>>15391 |
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>>15393 |
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Youtube captions, and Youtube design generally. I've forgotten when these were introduced but they're really, really fucking irritating. when viewing a youtube video I have to first pause it, disable the captions, change settings to 720p, then hit the fullscreen button. It's fucking ridiculous that despite my knowing fuck all about computing that highly-paid 'experts' can pick up on these stupid errors. |
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yo.png >>15413 |
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Robert Webb being all snarky about things actors haven't even got wrong. How's it Jason Statham's fault if the continuity guy missed the tiniest object on screen? You no talent shit muncher. |
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Summer. Fuck the sun. |
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>>15413 |
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>>15429 |
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The recent "stealth reduction" in the strength of a number of strong lagers from 5% to 4.8% ABV. I've just realised that much like the Stella Artois I bought last week, the cans of Carlsberg Export in my fridge are only a piddling 4.8%. I did not pay any less for them than I used to pay for the 5% ones. I feel totally robbed and I miss having easy access to Polish beer. Boo. |
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>>15467 |
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Tyskie.jpg >>15467 |
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I'm amazed Brits like Polish pisswater, I hated the stuff growing up and I didn't understand it's appeal. |
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>>15475 |
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10024010.jpg >>15479 |
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Princess-Beatrice-Spaghetti-Head.jpg "Cream of the crop" |
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zj6Z3Rr.jpg >>15483 |
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daniel-radcliffe[1].jpg >>15507>>15514 |
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Tic Tac Spearmint Twists. The little greens ones taste rubbish. |
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This fucking thread. |
>> | No. 15523
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You know, right, when you open a Magnum, not like the gun, but the, err, ice creams, so like, when you open a Magnum, the ice cream, and the little, erm, bit you pull open, like the top bit, sort of sticks to itself, right? And you have to like, pull it open again. And then maybe again. Yeah, that's a bit annoying. |
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Is there any difference between ice cream and "gelato"? |
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I've been watching Channel 4 and it's associated channels for about 2 and a half hours today and Dawn Porter has assured me she holds the key to my individuality at least 4000 times already. |
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>>15556 |
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>>15556 |
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What's going on with MTV rock and kerrang this last week? They've both been nothing but linkin park and limp bizkit. |
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>>15578 |
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I can't even imagine how someone would summon the energy to actively give a shit about Dawn Porter changing her name. |
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>>15578 |
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>>15579>>15581 |
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Jesus christ, fuck pop punk. My mate's gorlfriend is in love with this band called Patent Pending, and they are fucking awful. It's some kind of "super group" made up of washed up ex-members of the old pop punk bands who were too shit to still be around today, like Bowling For Soup. |
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>>15587 |
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>>15593 |
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>>15594 |
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>>15593 |
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>>15594 |
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I want to make a post, but I can't find the thread because I only use /sfw/ these days and I have no idea which board it was on. It had a David Firth video about the sound of 2009. |
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>>15628 |
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>>15595 |
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>>15630 |
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>>15631 |
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>>15633 |
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>>15633 |
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>>15638 |
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1369304888127.jpg >>15639 |
>> | No. 15641
15641
Something I've noticed recently on BBC TV is all the presenters seem under oath to pronounce the word year as 'yurgh' in a similar way as this chap: |
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15642
>>15639 |
>> | No. 15671
15671
The 'British Problems' subreddit really winds me up for some reason. I visited it thinking it'd have the same sort of humour as this site, but instead its just people moaning about the telly or posting things like MY GF PUTS MILK IN HER TEA BEFORE TAKING OUT THE TEABAG HAHA MEGA LOLS...really annoying. |
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>>15671 |
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>>15641 |
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>>15671 |
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>>15641 |
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15678
>>15676 |
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>>15671 |
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15681
>>15680 |
>> | No. 15683
15683
FAQs on websites when it's obvious no one has asked these questions due to the website/event being new or that no one in their right mind would ask certain questions. |
>> | No. 15684
15684
I never understood channels like this: |
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15685
>>15681 |
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15687
>>15684 |
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15689
>>15687 |
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15694
>>15684 |
>> | No. 15708
15708
When people use the WRONG FUCKING TIMEZONE. |
>> | No. 15721
15721
People who don't understand the difference between a timezone and observed time. *cough* >>15708 *cough* |
>> | No. 15722
15722
People who meta post. |
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15723
>>15721 |
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15725
>>15723 |
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15726
Chuggers. |
>> | No. 15727
15727
why.png The internet has bled into mainstream culture and I don't like it. Not because I want the internet to be a guarded castle where only I get to play, but because internet culture is inane, and that's how it used to be understood. Things that were once in-jokes or colloquialisms or silly turns of phrase are now appearing everywhere. Why am I looking at the word 'ship' on a news website? Are marketers just browsing tumblr reposts and ancient livejournal communities? I'm convinced many people in broadcast media and journalism will just suck up anything after a few minutes of browsing and shit it out in a bigger, more glittery box. |
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>>15727 |
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>>15727 |
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Pointeyeshere.jpg >>15746 |
>> | No. 15752
15752
A yank lass sent me a recipe from this website today. |
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>>15751 |
>> | No. 15756
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I'm watching a charming and educational BBC4 documentary about cycling right now, and there's a scene where the host is riding and chatting with some Italians, and as this Italian is telling him about being an Italian cyclist, the host fires a hunk of nose rubbish off halfway through the scene. That's a re-shoot, ladies and gentlemen, seriously. |
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>>15752 |
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>>15762 |
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>>15752 |
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>>15756 |
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Horatio Chapple. |
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>>15792 |
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>>15795 |
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>>15796 |
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>>15798 |
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>>15798 |
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>>15801>>15802 |
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The Bute Tunnel is closed. Google Maps rather helpfully reminds me of this by putting down three markers along the route through the tunnel it's telling me to take. |
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>>15798 |
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>>15805 |
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>>15806 |
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No need to be such a vindictive wanker, twat. |
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>>15807 |
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>>15809 |
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> Horatio Chapple |
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>>15808 |
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>>15811 |
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>>15813 |
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>>15813 |
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>>15813 |
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>>15814 |
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>>15817 |
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>>15818 |
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>>15818 |
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>>15820 |
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>>15809 |
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>>15809 |
>> | No. 15835
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At the risk of sounding callous, I don't understand why a rich boy being mauled by a polar bear while playing explorers on an island full of wild polar bears is newsworthy. |
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>>15835 |
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>>15836 |
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>>15837 |
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>>15837 |
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>>15839 |
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>>15839 |
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>>15841 |
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15843
Brian Blessed punched a polar bear in the nose and told it to "fuck off". |
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>>15842 |
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15854
bins_468x312.jpg For the first time in a number of years, I'm facing something of a clear-out. The last time I moved, the council would happily take half a dozen bags, and if I was doing it other than on bin day, the dump was open 9-5 in winter and 8-6.30 in the summer. Since then, the council have moved to winter hours all year round, and will only take black bags if you leave three or less - if you leave four or more, they'll take none of them and instead leave you a passive-aggressive note about it. |
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Twitterati |
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>>15854 |
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>>15854 |
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Capture.jpg Undersheets which untuck themselves every single day. |
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>>15858 |
>> | No. 15860
15860
Look what you lads have gone and done |
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>>15860 |
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>>15860 |
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15863
etonmess[1].png >>15862 |
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When people don't understand that all phones are charged by Micro-USB nowadays. |
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>>15864 |
>> | No. 15866
15866
My mum keeps calling my vaping kit a 'smoking thing' with the intonation as if it's no different to my prior 20-a-day habit. My dad is less fussed, probably because he was a smoker until he was in his mid-20s. |
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>>15864 |
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>>15864 |
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15871
TV ads. |
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>>15871 |
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>>15872 |
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bnplights.jpg They added these white lights to my street and I don't like it one bit. |
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only death is real.jpg >>15874 |
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>>15874 |
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>>15874>>15875 |
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>>15877 |
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15879
>>15878 |
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>>15879 |
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15881
Slugs and snails |
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>>15881 |
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15884
2801219254_995206a205.jpg >>15881 |
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15885
Never thought I'd have to hide this thread. |
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15886
>>15882 |
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15888
28790836_d3cf3b4b1a[1].jpg >>15882 |
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15889
I'm so fucking bored of hearing about ARE GIRLS. |
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>>15889 |
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>>15889 |
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>>15889 |
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>>15889 |
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>>15889 |
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15896
Rather a specific and small annoyance, but people who go on holiday with their other half and spend every day telling facebook what an amazing time they're having. Not only are you trying to make me feel shit for being so lonely, you're failing because your girfriend is probably a bit of a munter and you're not really doing anything of interest. It's all rather tragic really. |
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15897
>>15895 |
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>>15897 |
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>>15896 |
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15900
Absent-mindedness. |
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>>15900 |
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>>15900 |
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15903
At the moment it's some fucking bird that has been "singing" for the past three hours. |
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15904
>>15903 |
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15905
38c in the warehouse today. |
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>>15905 |
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>>15902 |
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>>15906 |
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>>15908 |
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>>15909 |
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>>15909 |
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>>15909 |
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>>15912 |
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15914
Worst is when you spot a decent jumper/jacket/whatever and it has some good awful design or extra zipper or swastika on it. |
>> | No. 15915
15915
Huge outpourings of emotion. |
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15916
>>15915 |
>> | No. 15917
15917
tumblr_m5hn44KfVB1qzpm7ao1_400_thumb.png Why is it that every single episode of QI that I've seen for what feels like the last 2 years at least has been series K? It's driving me fucking mental. Even just channel surfing i'll flick on to Dave and it'll be a repeat of an episode from series K. It's like it's fucking haunting me. I've seen them all at least a billion times. I no longer care about anything to do with K. In fact I fucking hate you letter K, you are the worst letter, I hope you get dropped from the alphabet you shit. |
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>>15917 |
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tobleronehuge.jpg >>15917 |
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>>15919 |
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>>15916 |
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>>15921 |
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>>15919 |
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>>15923 |
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>>15923 |
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>>15926 |
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>>15926 |
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>>15921 |
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>>15929 |
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>>15927 |
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>>15930 |
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>>15929 |
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>>15934 |
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>>15929 |
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15937
Going out to dinner |
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>>15937 |
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>>15938 |
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>>15938 |
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>>15940 |
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>>15874 |
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15943
There is a lot wrong with you lads. I think you are not normal. |
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>>15942 |
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>>15944 |
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>>15945 |
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15947
The Commonwealth Games. I don't even watch a lot of TV, but I'm fed up of the BBC constantly bleating on about it. |
>> | No. 15948
15948
I've only just discovered there are no Galaxy Truffles in Celebration tins anymore. |
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>>15947 |
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15950
10362574_614518148643379_7328212868482288761_n.jpg Just bought a bottle of water for twice the cost of the same amount of a soft drink? Why not spend another £2.50 on this rebranded squash and spoil it with excess sugar? |
>> | No. 15951
15951
Why is water more expensive than sugary drinks? |
>> | No. 15952
15952
>Find out what happens when Allan goes on a road trip with Noel Fielding! |
>> | No. 15953
15953
story_11059_fatherdamo.jpg >>15952 |
>> | No. 15954
15954
8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, it's like turning up the library and finding the popular kids have pushed your nerd friends into the corner. Go outside popular kids, leave us alone. |
>> | No. 15955
15955
>>15937 |
>> | No. 15964
15964
Getting emails about recent purchases and being told I should review them. |
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>>15964 |
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>>15965 |
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>>15965 |
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>>15964 |
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>>15970 |
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>>15967 |
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>>15970 |
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15974
The sun will come up soon. I'm going to shoot it down with my BB gun. Fuck the sun. |
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15975
>>15974 |
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>>15973 |
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15978
The fucking sun has decided to go away just when I need to wash almost every item of clothing in the house, and it rained on my first load of washing last night. I bet it rains again tonight. Bastard weather. |
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>>15978 |
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>>15980 |
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>>15980 |
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>>15970 |
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>>15964 |
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Parents who pierce their baby's ears |
>> | No. 15987
15987
My own human body. I woke up earlier feeling awfully dehydrated and in the last 5 hours I've thrown up twice. How the fuck am I supposed to get water in me if I can't keep it down for more than half an hour?! |
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>>15987 |
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>>15987 |
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>>15988 |
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Giffgaff. |
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15992
>>15991 |
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>>15992 |
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15994
When playing your MOBA of choice, and someone picks a support and doesn't ward. Probably only relevant for noob-tier players like myself. |
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People who think it's okay to touch my knives. |
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>>15995 |
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>>15996 |
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>>15997 |
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>>15993 |
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>>15997 |
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>>15997 |
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>>15998 |
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>>16002 |
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>>16000 |
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>>16004 |
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>>16005 |
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Going to restaurants and your food isn't brought out on a plate but a bit of wood or a paving slab because it's quirky and unusual. |
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image-13.jpg >>16005 |
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>>16008 |
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>>16009 |
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>>16010 |
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>>16011 |
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>>16012 |
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>>16008 |
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>>16014 |
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>>16011 |
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>>16015 |
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>>16011 |
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>>16015 |
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>>16019 |
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>>16017 |
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>>16020 |
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>>16022 |
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CompletelyVile.gif I just had a fucking rage hemorrhage while the bloody announcing lady talked over all but 5 seconds of the Utopia outro. |
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>>16023 |
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>outro |
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>>16026 |
>> | No. 16028
16028
When everyone else has finished their meal but the one person who hasn't just wants to tell this really long story. Fuck. |
>> | No. 16029
16029
People who seem to this that just because they did something, it was the best way not just for them but for others. As an example, I'm currently considering WTF to do with my life and someone whose relation to me I won't mention seems to think that just because they got a job and have done alright in life, I shouldn't bother with education. I can't help but have ambitions and I'm not ready to give up on them yet for a life of working ok-ish jobs. |
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>>16024 |
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>>16030 |
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stupid ass u cant hack or nuthin I GOT NORTON.jpg >>16029 |
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>>16027 |
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>>16034 |
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>>16034 |
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>>16029 |
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Collective nouns. What the fuck is wrong to referring to several associated beasts of any particular species using generic terms such as "group" or "number"? Effective immediately, the collective noun for collective nouns is "clusterfuck". |
>> | No. 16039
16039
Chris Graying MP, the worst person in the country is somehow in charge of the entire justice system. The irony. |
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Plain-T-Shirt-MYT0033-[1].jpg I just want some plain fucking t shirts like pic related but every shop I go into has stupid shit designed for teenagers. I'd buy online but I want to be sure what I'll pay for will fit. |
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>>16040 |
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>>16040 |
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>>16042 |
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>>16042 |
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>>16044 |
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>>16044 |
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>>16045 |
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>>16044 |
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>>16042 |
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>>16049 |
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>>16048 |
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>>16040 |
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xVe8f1Z.jpg >>16052 |
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>>16052 |
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>>16054 |
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ARGH!!!.png WHY IS THIS A THING! |
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>>16056 |
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>>16057 |
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>>16058 |
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>>16056 |
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1970422_10152553839235272_669505485269779134_n.jpg |
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>>16062 |
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>>16062 |
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Speaking of youtube I've found it to be very unresponsive whenever you go to the video list of a channel to the point where my browser hangs for a few seconds. |
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>>16065 |
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Oh and another google product: |
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>>16065 |
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>>16068 |
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>>16063 |
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>>16068 |
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Any kind of talk about admins, mods, etc, on any website. |
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>>16072 |
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>>16072 |
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>>16072 |
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>>16075 |
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>>16083 |
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>>16084 |
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>>16088 |
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>>16089 |
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>>16090 |
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fff.jpg This is the third time today you've asked me this. |
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>>16096 |
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>>16099 |
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>>16096 |
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I didn't watch a film on BBC Three because I thought Owen Wilson was in it, but it turns out it's Luke Wilson, you know, the good one. What a pisser. |
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>>16096 |
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Of course all your digs end just as they start to get "really interesting", Time Team. They only last three bloody days, idiots. |
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Work people who go on about their kids. |
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>>16114 |
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>>16115 |
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>>16114 |
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>>16116 |
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Recent issue with me |
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>>16119 |
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>>16120 |
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>>16120>>16121 |
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>>16122 |
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The ad for the BBC Three twitter shit at the bottom of the screen blocking the caption. |
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>>16124 |
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16126
Why does YouTube always stick these fucking MineCraft videos as the top left 'recommendation'? I don't play it, I don't like it, I've never watched one. And while we're at it, can I maybe never see a PewDeePie one there again too? |
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>>16126 |
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It's not just me, is it? YouTube does just get shitter and shitter as time wears on. |
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>>16126 |
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>>16126>>16127>>16128 |
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nope.png >>16130 |
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>>16130 |
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>>16131 |
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>>16132 |
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>>16134 |
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2014-08-08_15h07_35.png >>16135 |
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>>16135 |
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>>16139 |
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>>16126 |
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lady_with_umbrella_by_dannyst-d3c7sfh[1].jpg Short people with umbrellas. |
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>>16142 |
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>>16142 |
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16145
Mud. Rain. Constant clamminess. BO. Chemical toilets. Under 18 year olds on drugs. Under 18 year olds all called Portia on drugs. |
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>>16145 |
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Meats sold as "Use by X/Y" but already stink / are rotten as of X/Y. I've suffered from two pack as thus this month alone. Whine. |
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>>16145 |
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In todays episode of Shit My YouTube Does it's decided to run videos in complete silence and at double speed. Another for 6 right there, YouTube, top quality work. |
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>>16149 |
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>>16150 |
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Is there a bigger cunt in the world than someone who posts a tech problem then replies with "never mind, I fixed it" and doesn't say how? |
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>>16151 |
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shh-make-yourself-silent-film-character-for-hallow.jpg >>16149 |
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>>16150>>16163 |
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>>16164 |
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11111.png I DON'T FUCKING CARE |
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People who use Facebook. |
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>>16167 |
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>>16169 |
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>>16170 |
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Old films where people don't bleed when they die. Looks silly. |
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>>16174 |
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>>16175 |
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>>16178 |
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Is it just me, or is Juicy Fruit not as juicy as it used to be? |
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>>16193 |
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>>16195 |
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>>16193 |
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Incredible shitlordery on behalf of my soundcard driver. |
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>>16201 |
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>>16202 |
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>>16203 |
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>>16202>>16201 |
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The word "shitlord". |
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>>16206 |
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>>16206 |
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>>16208 |
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>>16211 |
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fat_pride2.jpg >>16214 |
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>>16215 |
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Nice to see that /101/ is becoming reddit. |
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>>16216 |
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Someone I went to school with has just got back from a holiday to Mexico. They must have spent at least an hour each day on Facebook while over there and now they're complaining that they've racked up a >£300 phone bill. |
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>>16216 |
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>>/v/17319 |
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>>16214 |
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>>16231 |
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I hate how expensive consumer goods are in Britain. I was looking for a particular model of motorbike boots: the nearest brick and mortar shop had them for £350, and the cheapest UK mail order place had them for £320. I ended up ordering them from Germany for £230 including shipping. Maybe I'm just economically illiterate and there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why consumer goods are so expensive here. |
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>>16246 |
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>>16246 |
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>>16249 |
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>>16246 |
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People on various online communities (like this one, 4chan or wherever else) who talk about fetishes and kinks and some fucker who says "I DON'T UNDERSTAND x FETISH". Strangely it always comes up with foot fetishes and cuckolding. |
>> | No. 16264
16264
You know that feeling you get when you want to call someone a really horrid name, and it's all you can do not have some kind of emotional hernia? |
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>>16249 |
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One of my friends now lives in Australia and she keeps referring to Britain as 'across the pond'. |
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>>16268 |
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world_according_to_americans_large.png >>16275 |
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>>16275 |
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>>16275 |
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ALoad.png Oh, right then. However, I am being reassured that "Skype just got better", so that's a plus. There's new "features" too! |
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>>16284 |
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>>16261 |
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People who ask you to do something difficult, only to tell you not to worry when you've nearly completed the task. |
>> | No. 16295
16295
I hate people who can't cope with road speak. It's the fastest and most efficient form of directioning there is, and unless you are blind it's not hard to know which road you are on. It's even part of the driving test nowadays to be able to read fucking signs. It's not hard. |
>> | No. 16296
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My Virgin Media bill is going up by £1.50 as of October 1st. Cunts. |
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>>16296 |
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>>16297 |
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>>16295 |
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>>16295 |
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>>16299 |
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>>16299 |
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>>16305 |
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>>16307 |
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>>16308 |
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The BBC Three show "Sexy Beasts". |
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>>16310 |
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>>16310 |
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>>16312 |
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I've just had the misfortune of being in Liverpool, and there's a veritable humanitarian crisis going on. The city is suffering a desperate shortage of consonants. Seriously, if you hear two women trying to talk to each other you might as well be watching The Clangers. |
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Why are Arabs so shouty? Whenever an Arab spokesperson is on the news they shout, completely regardless of how upset/angry they are. |
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>>16318 |
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>>16319 |
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>>16319 |
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>>16318 |
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>>16327 |
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>>16328 |
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PNODhwz.jpg >>16321 |
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Basically everyone south of Vienna is an obnoxious tit then? |
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>>16332 |
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>>16330 |
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>>16337 |
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Little bastard flies that keep landing on my feet. Fuck off you cunts, I've opened 2 windows, you're free now. Piss off. |
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>>16362 |
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>>16362 |
>> | No. 16365
16365
Why do people make high end movies/series and then film large parts of them in the dark? I just finished watching the new Godzilla and I couldn't see a lot of it. The occasionally flash of light is not sufficient. FFS, they could have had moon light. I remember being equally annoyed when watcing The Pacific. What's the point? [x] Whinge. |
>> | No. 16381
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Screenshot-54.png Formulaic documentaries. The current trend seems to be more about tying everything together into a bullet-point list of visual interest stuff rather than expressing interesting thoughts, ideas or information. It's weird, the focus is so shallow and shifts so frequently (usually with a musical crescendo dug out from a film soundtrack) it's like watching a trailer about a documentary rather than the documentary itself, it's that exact style of editing. |
>> | No. 16382
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>>16381 |
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quiche_screenshot.jpg Upper middle class decorations/markets/gifts/paraphernalia/general wank. |
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>>16383 |
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16388
I started watching the horror series The Strain tonight, and after the second episode I was bursting for a pee. Sadly the bulb in my bathroom has gone, so I'll have to wait until sunrise. |
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>>16383 |
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>>16388 |
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>>16390 |
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French people who speak English with an American accent. |
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>>16392 |
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>>16393 |
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>>16394 |
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>>16395 |
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>>16396 |
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Someone on my Facebook recently said to her mate "I can't wait to see your humble abode", and it's pissed me off unnecessarily. "Humble abode" isn't used that way, she just called her mate's house shit. |
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>>16398 |
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>>16399 |
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>>16398 |
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>>16401 |
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>>16398>>16399>>16400 |
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>>16403 |
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>>16403 |
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>>16405 |
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>>16406 |
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11445.jpg CD cases where it's cardboard and an incredibly tight squeeze and you can't take the CD in and out without scratching it to buggery. |
>> | No. 16421
16421
I've got the backdoor open and the woman from next door is loudly on the phone with her mum. I've lost count of the amount of times she's said "just chilling" as a way of saying she's done fuck all. Apparently just chilling is "well nice." Then she got off the phone and then started calling her boyfriend babes. I thought people like this only existed on the telly as gross exaggerations. |
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>>16421 |
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>>16421 |
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Take note everyone: don't use colloquialisms on the bus, or wee Willy Wordsworth in the corner will call you a simpleton on the internet. |
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>>16424 |
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>>16423>>16424 |
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>>16426 |
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>>16425 |
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>>16428 |
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>>16428 |
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>>16424 |
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"I like music." |
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>>16434 |
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>>16435 |
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>>16436 |
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>>16439 |
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>>16436 |
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>>16434 |
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>>16435 |
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>>16442 |
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>>16454 |
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>>16459 |
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When your ears are really bunged up because of a cold, it's borderline unpleasant to listen to music because it draws attention to how wonky your hearing is. |
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>>16459 |
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>>16466 |
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>>16466 |
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>>16471 |
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>>16435 |
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>>16471 |
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16490
Whoever mixed the audio on The X-Files really needs to have a long, hard think about whether they tried their hardest. Half the time the music's screeching all over the dialogue, in fact it's almost universal in bits prior to the title sequence*. |
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>>16490 |
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>>16492 |
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WinstonWolfe.jpg For some reason the character of Winston Wolfe from Pulp Fiction is now being used to sell home insurance, but whenever I see him all I think about is how many times they say the word "nigger" in the preceding scenes, and the murders. Oh, and the bum rape. |
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>>16499 |
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>>16500 |
>> | No. 16502
16502
Someone mentioned it in a thread on /b/, and I believe it deserves a mention here: I find myself grating my teeth to stumps when people go off on one about paying "Road Tax" which supposedly pays for all road building and maintenance, when that's paid for out of general taxation or even paid for to an extent by Council Tax. |
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>>16502 |
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>>16502 |
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>>16504 |
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Why haven't the engineers electrified the roads yet? It just seems like common sense to me. Can't be that difficult to set up. We already do it with bumper cars. |
>> | No. 16507
16507
Imperial units. |
>> | No. 16508
16508
aluminumpipes450x250.jpg >>16507 |
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>>16504 |
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>>16509 |
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>>16510 |
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>>16512 |
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>>16513 |
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>>16513 |
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>>16515 |
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Twitch. |
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Cooking programmes/videos intended to teach where the chef uses obscure ingredients. |
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>>16517 |
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>>16517 >>16519 |
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16521
I took a stopwatch to the gates outside my flat. It takes 42 seconds for them to open far enough to get my little car through. Forty-two agonising seconds. The only upside is that Chelsea Tractors have to wait even longer. |
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>>16521 |
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>>16522 |
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>>16523 |
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I normally use my middle-mouse-button in browsers for its "open in new tab" functionality. |
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>>16525 |
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>>16526 |
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>>16527 |
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>>16526 |
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People who tell you almost daily that they woke up at whatever totally unnecessary time in the morning to be at the same place as you (work, usually) just so they can claim some kind of moral superiority over you. |
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>>16530 |
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>>16531 |
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>>16530>>16531>>16532 |
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>>16533 |
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>>16381 |
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>>16535 |
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>>16530 |
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>>16537 |
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I got my bread from the milkman this morning and the little sticky tab on the top had been sealed exactly symmetrically. |
>> | No. 16542
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People who use Nazi war criminals/SS units for their online monikers while playing video games. |
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>>16542 |
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>>16542 |
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1403050137020.jpg I hate going up town at night and seeing hundreds and hundreds of drunk young people. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it so fucking much. |
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>>16545 |
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>>16543 |
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>>16546 |
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>>16547 |
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>>16547 |
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Why does Excel set the minimum of my graphs at >0 when the means are close together? |
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>>16549 |
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>>16530 |
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16555
I just licked an envelope and got a papercut on my tongue. |
>> | No. 16556
16556
I just woke up after about 7 hours of sleep. I'm definitely not bragging. Although I is a good excuse to have some Coco Pops. |
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>>16556 |
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>>16556 |
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16559
It's more humorous than irritating, but BBC news just flashed up the words "Breaking News: Arnhem Parachute Jump". |
>> | No. 16560
16560
A big thankyou to whoever thought it was a good idea to close the slip road onto the M4 and signpost it about 300 yards in advance instead of, say, before the previous junction. That way maybe I wouldn't have had to sit in a three-mile long queue for half an hour only to now have to go several miles in the wrong direction and turn around at one of the most awkward junctions around. |
>> | No. 16561
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>>16560 |
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People that use hands-free kits to speak on their mobile phones and then hold the phone are the fucking worst. |
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16563
Everything is cunting me off lately, and it just so happens it coincides with freshers week. |
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>>16563 |
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>>16564 |
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>>16565 |
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>>16566 |
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>>16565 |
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>>16566 |
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>>16570 |
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mcgonaclap.gif >>16570 |
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>>16570 |
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>>16570 |
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Sainsburys have charged me £1.65 for three granny smith apples. |
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>>16575 |
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>>16570>>16568 |
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>>16577 |
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>>16578 |
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"The Revolution Will Be Televised". What an utterly crap show. Their politics are fine, but the sketches are shit. |
>> | No. 16581
16581
Some cunt posted in /v/ saying that there were some new Adam Curtis films coming out in July. |
>> | No. 16582
16582
1C Company. Stupid fucking Ruskie devs and their trash games. The only fixes I can find are for Vista, and the sequels that actually run have about one quarter of the content. |
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>>16581 |
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2014-09-23_00001.jpg >>16583 |
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>>16583 |
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>>16585 |
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16587
When you get up off the shitter and your trousers catch on the toilet seat, lifting it up before allowing it to come crashing down. It's even worse if you're in some rich bastards house and he has a wooden seat. There's no way he won't hear it and he'll automatically assume you're a clumsy cunt who has difficulty navigating a modern bog. |
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>>16096 |
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Al Pacino is a massively overrated actor. |
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>>16600 |
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>>16600 |
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>>16602 |
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>>16603 |
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>>16604 |
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>>16602 |
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>>16606 |
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>>16608 |
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>>16606 |
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Sainsbury's online groceries flashed up a box saying "Have you tried... a book of 12 stamps?" Oh my gosh. Stamps? 12 of them? |
>> | No. 16617
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EQUbSb8.png >>16616 |
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>>16608 |
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>>16618 |
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>>16616 |
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>>16622 |
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>>16602 |
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I didn't win the lottery yesterday despite putting two lines on. What a fucking sham. |
>> | No. 16630
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I put a chicken in to marinade and forgot the ginger. |
>> | No. 16632
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Noose.jpg >>16630 |
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>>16632 |
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>>16633 |
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>>16634 |
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>>16635 |
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>>16636 |
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>>16632 |
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16641
I really, really, don't like Santander's new e-banking interface. |
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>>16641 |
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>>16642 |
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>>16648 |
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>>16600 |
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>>16650 |
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16656
Overdone toast really annoys me. Say if I'm looking forward to a nice piece of succulent butter-drenched toast, and it pops up too crispy, I am devastated. Crunching through overdone toast is a real chore. |
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>>16656 |
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>>16660 |
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>>16662 |
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>>16660 |
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16671
The post office opens when I get to work and closes when I finish. I went in lunchtime yesterday and waited half an hour to send a fucking letter. They have self-service points, but these appear to be worse than fucking useless because someone still has to come along and collect your stuff. All I wanted was to send something recorded. If people are queueing out the door and you have half your counters unmanned you're doing it wrong. |
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>>16670 |
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>>16669 |
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>>16672 |
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>>16674 |
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>>16671 |
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>>16676 |
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16678
I don't know if I can listen to Radio 2 in a morning anymore because Moira Stewart is getting increasingly doddery and I'm not sure if I cab endure her gradual decline into dementia. |
>> | No. 16679
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>>16678 |
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Both my best friend and my worst enemy have recently left for rather excellent universities. I'm still undecided as to which is worse. |
>> | No. 16681
16681
Virgin are coming to install my Internet connection next week, which will be nice given how shit my phone signal is here. That said, it would have been nice of them to tell me this, rather than leave me to discover it entirely by chance when browsing through my account details. |
>> | No. 16682
16682
1411503307404.png RELEASE THE ADAM CURTIS DOCUMENTARIES ALREADY. |
>> | No. 16683
16683
My bumhole is itchy and I don't know why. |
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16684
>>16683 |
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>>16684 |
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>>16683>>16685 |
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>>16683 |
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>>16683 |
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>>16683 |
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>>16686>>16687>>16688>>16689 |
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>>16690 |
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16693
My dad has been doing two quite irritating things lately. One is buying pre-sliced cheese. It's absolutely unnecessary, pre-grated I could understand, because grating things is pain and washing the grater is too. But pre-sliced is haram and it's not even very nice cheese, just horrid, nutty, north European guff. |
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>>16692 |
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>>16683 |
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Giffgaff just slyly upped the cost of their unlimited internet by £3 per month. Hits. Yes, I'm poor. |
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>>16696 |
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A captive wifi gateway page just asked for my mobile number with the following justification |
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>>16718 |
>> | No. 16721
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So it seems Vodafone have deemed .gs inappropriate for me to visit and have blocked it via their content control service. I could just phone them up and get them to unblock it but it's a work iPad so i don't know if that will work or if it's even something I should do. I'm instead just using Opera Mini which bypasses it, and it actually seems to be a nice little browser. Silver linings and all that. |
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>>16721 |
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Miserly bastards. |
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>>16721 |
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>>16722 |
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I used to browse porn at home on my work laptop on my internship, heavily securitised. |
>> | No. 16731
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>on my internship, heavily securitised. |
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>>16731 |
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>>16729 |
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Hand eye coordination, specifically the way every cunt seems to have it except me. I've just walked out halfway through my CBT because I couldn't turn in a cunting bastard circle or ride in a straight line. If you've ever felt like the most useless cunt in the world, have no fear, I'm here. |
>> | No. 16735
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The guy playing Hitler in some cruddy More4 documentary looks more like the landlord from Rising Damp. |
>> | No. 16737
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If he doesn't turn off his car alarm, I'm going to take out the battery and club his entire household to death with it. |
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>>16737 |
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>>16737 |
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This is turning into something more than minor, really. |
>> | No. 16786
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The Duke of Lancaster's Regiment being on drills in the Baltic, is not "local" news. |
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>>16784 |
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>>16784 |
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I have this afternoon received an email from Virgin inviting me to partake of 6 months free Netflix. Buried in the legal terms: |
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>>16790 |
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Soft drinks priced almost the same as booze. |
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Car insurance. |
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>>16802 |
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People who start sentences and stop speaking around 75% of the way through. Am I supposed to guess the fucking ending? |
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The chavlad in front of me who was filling up at a busy garage-supermarket at lunchtime. Filled his car, then did a bunch of shopping and got a cup of coffee whilst holding up the pumps. The transit directly behind him got so fed up of waiting that he tried to reverse out and a right fucking mess ensued. |
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I can't waste my nights and early mornings on this place any more thanks to the FUCKING CHILD PORN EVERYWHERE. FUCK. |
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>>16810 |
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>>16817 |
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I live in one of a group of half a dozen tower blocks with a gated entrance. While we don't need to brandish fobs to get the exit gate to open, it takes 42 seconds to open wide enough to actually get a fucking car through it. Forty-two whole seconds. Bit of a first-world problem, I know. |
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>>16817>>16823 |
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Capture.jpg >>16823 |
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I've lost my only piece of waterproof clothing, and it's pissing down, which basically means I refuse to leave the house and do the important shit that needs doing today. Well I say lost, I'm pretty certain I know where it is but I can't get there without getting soaked. Fucking British weather, it's all going downhill for the next few months lads. |
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I just realised this gubbins wasn't even taking place on /shed/; a /101/ all of its own there. |
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>>16850 |
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Tried to sign up at royalmail.com so I can sort out a mail redirection. I got the following error: |
>> | No. 16864
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I went to a pedestrian crossing earlier, pressed the button for the green man and then someone else (who was a few steps behind me) went to the button on the other side of the path and pressed that even though it was illuminated to show one of the crossing buttons had been pressed. It's like he didn't trust my button pushing credentials. |
>> | No. 16865
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I've read IMHO twice now on the front page of /*/. Ugh. |
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>>16864 |
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Capture.jpg >>16864 |
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The thrill of the chase.jpg >>16871 |
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Aspeger's_Research_Centre.png >>16871 |
>> | No. 16879
16879
Countdown has become unwatchable in recent weeks due to the domination of a miserable little 14-year-old sperglord, who seems to be incapable of smiling or showing any emotion whatsoever other than aloof, infuriating smugness. He's won the past five or 6 programs scoring well over 100 points every time, and the look of bored, indifferent, "this-game-is too-trivial-for my-colossal-intellect" arrogance he adopts after solving a numbers game in about 0.5 seconds makes me want to punch his smug little face in. Why are all these 'child prodigy' types such insufferable little pricks? |
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>>16879 |
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On the radio this morning someone described the West Bank as, "that place where Israel and the Palestinians like to have a go at each other". |
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>>16883>>16884 |
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16886
Not related to anything said above but one thing that absolutely CUNTS me off is Adobe and their absolutely disgusting huckster trading methods. You used to be able to purchase a once off licence for a product, fucking expensive - as imagined, but I thought that they may have some common sense and just start selling cheaper. And they do, for a monthly indefinite subscription. |
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I have two completely unrelated minor rants today. |
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I try to like garlic, I generally like eating it as long as it's well cooked. It's just after eating it I can smell garlic on my skin for days, especially if I did the cooking and handled it raw. I don't want to smell like a fucking Frenchman. |
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image.jpg 900 years under the Norman Yolk. Never forget. |
>> | No. 16905
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People going to a wedding, taking pictures on their phones and uploading them to Facebook. It sort of takes the gloss off for me. |
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>>16908 |
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People who take your reserved seat on a train and that I'm too autistically socially anxious to ask for it when I can just sit in someone else's reserved seat or simply stand up for a good hour. |
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>>16911 |
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Also since when do you have reserved seats on trains? |
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A couple of things have started recently annoying me about my fiancée: |
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>>16913 |
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>since when do you have reserved seats on trains? |
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16923
I'm starting to get angry with how we can't speak as we normally would, particularly without the British idioms of understatement and outright sarcasm, in internet discussions. I can't tell whether it's because people are thick or because they are just that eager to start an argument out of sheer boredom, but after all these years it's eventually started getting to me. |
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>>16923 |
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darmokyx7.jpg >>16923 |
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You'll all laugh when you get it. |
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>>16929 |
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>>16939 |
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Jesus Christ, this is the 3 Stooges of taste debates. What was it? 5 posts before you idiots got confused and forgot who was joking who? |
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>>16940 |
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16947
Undated web articles, especially when they contain information that is subject to change. |
>> | No. 16948
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Calling BT gets you a human (or an Indian impersonating one) in 30 seconds if you say you want to buy something, but 30 minutes if there's a fault. If you try the trick of lying about why you're calling, they just redirect you to the back of the queue. Also, they won't cover my phone bill for spending three weeks trying to sort out my senile disabled nan's phone after they cut her off twice by mistake, but that's a /101/ all of its own. |
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SPA112_large.png >>16957 |
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Diwali. I live near a rather large Hindu community and they are lovely in every way possible (were I so inclined I could turn up on any given festival and celebrate along with food and dance), if they are like to get noisy or rowdy (they never do) they'll leaflet the area, the works. Live and let live, they're being splendid neighbours. Now could all of the white arseholes who latched onto this celebration please follow suite and not piss all over the place and drop their trash everywhere? You're not being accepting, you're just using someone else's belief as an excuse to be cunts. |
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>>16960 |
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My friend keeps telling me the nespresso machine I bought doesn't make "real espresso". |
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I was just told to 'educate my self' by watching Russell Brand trews. It's made me so angry. |
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>>16968 |
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>>16969 |
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8839820771358.jpg >>16973 |
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Uppity car drivers who think cyclists should 'pay road tax like they do'. |
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>>16980>>16981 |
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Robin van Persie scoring in the 93rd minute. |
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>>14492 |
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My ears really hurt and I want to go to my GP about them, but the last time I went it was to tell him I was considering suicide. I'm suffering from a medical version of the "difficult second album", if you will. |
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16995
I've just reached a number with an automated system and been told that they're closed and are only open until 9pm during the week. |
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>>16994 |
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The nearest GP to my new home is about 40 minutes away on for, and doesn't have anywhere for patients to park a car nearby. There's one about five minutes away from where I work but they won't take me because I don't live nearby. I'm on long term medication and have no idea how the fuck I'm supposed to do something as simple as collect a prescription if this keeps up. For too many reasons getting it delivered is not an option. |
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AAAOOOOW MMMOOOOIII DAAAAAAIIIIYYYS |
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Matt Frei (from off the C4 News) just described a Bulgarian man having the wherewithal to use a napkin as, "handling his Big Mac with reverence, like a delicacy". What a horrid, patronising, tool. |
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BBC4 have ruined some lovely footage of Alice Roberts sleeping by putting damned spiders everywhere. |
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janina.jpg >>17027 |
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Evil.gif I've been torrenting episodes of The Thick of It* recently, and I've watched series 1, and the first episode of series 2. I also have the third episode of series 2 downloaded. However, episode 2 has been stalled since this morning. What time does the train to Dorchester arrive? |
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I don't know if this happens to others, but wiping your arse nice and clean and then suddenly some more poo demands to come out and you have to wipe all over again. |
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>>17040 |
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People who call themselves "Lewis" but spell their name "Louis", the arrogance astounds. |
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17051
So The Thick of It finally downloaded, and I've watched the first three series. |
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This is self-evident, and I hate myself for mentioning it, but the humour on reddit. |
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Well thanks for inspiring me to check back with Reddit, an action that eventually led me to checking my email. There was a very good reason I avoided doing so for 5 bloody months. |
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didhenow.png >>17064 |
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I've got this friend who keeps posting pictures of her breastfeeding. I have no issue with breastfeeding whatsoever, but it annoys me the way she believes she's making some form of statement when in reality nobody gives a shit outside of their insular group of friends (the ones who get wrapped up in causes that don't really matter and convince each other they're super serious) and it's just an excuse to attention seek/yet another aspect of their lives that they feel compelled to share with everyone. |
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Spending half an hour filling out an online application form to save an HR twat 5 minutes reading my CV. |
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thismakessense.png When the BBC give "companion" shows higher billing than the main event. I'm not going to watch the post-event analysis |
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People in small social situations who decide to crank up the music loud enough where you cannot hear other people and have to shout. |
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They've fucked up the Just Eat website. |
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1415298207673.gif >>17096 |
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I noticed recently that most men in porn have the expression of a maths pupil just handed back a homework sheet they'd thought they aced, only to find they actually got an E. |
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Capture.jpg >>17123 |
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Don't know whether to do it's own thread on 101 or emo, but I'll shoe-horn it here. |
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Leaving tissues in clothing when it is washed, and thus rendering the entire wash completely useless; as all your now clean clothes are covered in shitloads of tiny flecks of tissue. |
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I don't understand who or what a Dapper Laugh is and why people are talking about him a lot. |
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I don't know if anyone else has noticed the Daily Mail's semi-regular Samantha Lewthwaite updates (she was married to a 7/7 bomber or something). Anyway, they just love making up absolutely anything about her. I think she's been killed roughly half a dozen times, and birthed around 18 children to 7 different men in the last 3 years. This week she's mostly been getting killed in the Ukraine by a pro-Russian sniper. |
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index.jpg People that post links to adverts in their facebook feed. WE ALL HAVE TELEVISONS. I don't. I haven't even passed my tv licence yet. HAHA LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE FUCKING PENGUIN. |
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I have had this song stuck in my head for days. It feels like I am being held hostage by Russ Abbott and I fear I am beginning to develop Stockholm Syndrome. Please send help, before suicide becomes my only escape. |
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The council give us food caddies, and bags to put them in. The bags are too small for the caddies and about half of the bags I've used so far have split. |
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Fucking Christmas shoppers. |
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My girlfriend says I'm weird because I eat the bits separately to the yoghurt when I have a muller corner. |
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Wheb the inside of your ear is itchy, but you can't scratch it because you can't get at it because it's inside a tiny canal in your head and trying to jab your little finger ineffectually at the itch just gets your nail covered in sticky wax. |
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People who don't look at the toilet roll after wiping their arse. How else will you know you've definitely got all of the poo off? |
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Two of my colleagues have extremely bizarre shitting habits, one has to completely strip off naked before proceeding and the other habitually showers after each and every shit. His showers last at least 30 minutes, about as long as it takes for him to squeeze one out. |
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Most days I just sort of have the news on in the background while I post here, play a computer game or fall asleep. But tonight I've been paying attention and I think it's given me a brain tumour. |
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You are all weaklings. Why haven't you developed emotional detachment, commitment and other minor psychological issues? You can read all the news you want and not give a shit. |
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I've just seen someone post on Facebook about not 'riot shaming' the spear chuckers in America. |
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How could I have been naive enough to assume that, in the year 2014, I would be able to buy, download, install and play a new game without at least 3-4 hours of fucking around and a cavalcade of seemingly unrelated issues and fucking ball ache. |
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If you want some proper rage go read the Graun comments on the various HORRIBLE RACIST INJUSTICE STRIKES AGAIN articles. |
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Ferguson.jpg >>17280 |
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wet_grass.jpg >>17284 |
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Could you lot not have made a shitty thread in /pol/ about all this? I could have just hidden it then. Thanks for fucking up an amusing /101/ thread though. |
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