[ rss / options / help ]
post ]
[ b / iq / g / zoo ] [ e / news / lab ] [ v / nom / pol / eco / emo / 101 / shed ]
[ art / A / beat / boo / com / fat / job / lit / map / mph / poof / £$€¥ / spo / uhu / uni / x / y ] [ * | sfw | o ]
Subject   (new thread)
File  [] []
>> No. 27432 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:39 pm
27432 spacer
I don't know what this is going to be. A /101/ thread about human biology?

How do I stop being attracted to every woman in the world? It's starting to get impractical.
9 posts omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 27443 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 7:39 pm
27443 spacer

I'm working on that latter bit.
>> No. 27444 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 8:10 pm
27444 spacer

You'll find your standards improve drastically once you've got your dick wet.

Just go shag a prozzie or something.
>> No. 27445 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 10:02 pm
27445 spacer
That bloke's got massive hands.
>> No. 27450 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:46 pm
27450 spacer
Or maybe just a small head.
>> No. 27451 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:55 pm
27451 spacer
Isn't he Steve Bannon?

>> No. 27227 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 7:48 pm
27227 spacer
Can we stop now please? This has gone too far.

I'm a fat lad which doesn't help, but we've gone over a month without rain and I'm genuinely starting to crack up.
32 posts and 4 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 27261 Anonymous
25th July 2018
Wednesday 2:31 pm
27261 spacer
It's too hot to do anything today. I am sweating from just sitting in a chair.
>> No. 27265 Anonymous
25th July 2018
Wednesday 10:41 pm
27265 spacer

Edinburgh isn't cheap, though I suppose if you can afford London you can afford it up there.

It's a fantastic city, though. I keep thinking about moving there myself.
>> No. 27267 Anonymous
26th July 2018
Thursday 10:39 am
27267 spacer

If I could afford London I wouldn't be so keen on escaping it.

I was thinking a village or town about 10 miles from Edinburgh would be ideal. Close enough to the city but far enough away to be affordable.
>> No. 27275 Anonymous
28th July 2018
Saturday 10:24 am
27275 spacer
Fuck, this was on the telegraph today.


Sounded like it was right off .gs

“That’s right. Freezing. That’s the weather out there in the real world. Not that you’d know it, from listening to the smug group-think of the meteorological establishment. The ordinary working people of this country are sick of being told what to think by the Met Office elite. All this scaremongering about a so-called ‘heatwave’ is just a myth spread by Big Pharma in order to sell sun cream. Which, by the way, is a complete scam, because there’s actually no such thing as either sunburn or skin cancer.”
>> No. 27277 Anonymous
28th July 2018
Saturday 3:50 pm
27277 spacer
"Register for free to continue reading this article

Can you just copy it all here, lad? I'm not keen on giving up my details to yet another company.

>> No. 26797 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:35 pm
26797 Saturday Event Moan
I know it's a totally unoriginal /101/, and that Republicanism isn't the least bit in vogue right now, but I can't stand the Monarchy. I'm generally a laid back person, overly so, honestly, but all this "fairy tale" talk drives me batty like nothing else can. I don't even like moaning about the Monarchy IRL because of what a dead end any discussion about it is, which is why I'm having to do it here. And I fail to see what's so "quintessentially British" about a fucking reptile and a Seppo getting married. How about a couple who have to commute two hours each way because the homes closer to their work were too expensive and too small to start a family? Or the newly weds who have to claim benefits just to make ends meet dispite them both being in full time work? You twee shits.

See, bloody batty, lads.
39 posts and 5 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 26859 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 11:32 am
26859 spacer
If we had any sense, we'd turn the country into Ye Olde Englande Theme Parke. The emerging Chinese middle class are eager to spunk all their hard-earned renminbi on Burberry coats and Twinings tea and they outnumber us ten to one. Norfolk can be the gift shop until it's consumed by rising sea levels. The East Coast Mainline is obviously beyond repair, so let's just rip it up and turn it into a sightseeing monorail.

We could really do with a spare Prince Philip - the Chinese love a bit of casual racism. Maybe Wills can have a go?
>> No. 26861 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 6:50 pm
26861 spacer
>the Chinese love a bit of casual racism. Maybe Wills can have a go?
Just don't mention Taiwan.
>> No. 26862 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 7:32 pm
26862 spacer

>> No. 26863 Anonymous
19th May 2018
Saturday 1:37 am
26863 spacer
Could the whole breaking news shite about walking her down the aisle just an elaborately staged PR game?

It conveniently adds a bit of tragedy and sympathy to the woman and may help to propel her to the rank of 'The People's Princess' in the eyes of Daz and Janine Regular.
>> No. 26894 Anonymous
21st May 2018
Monday 11:22 am
26894 spacer
A great bunch of lads.

>> No. 26792 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 1:49 am
26792 Referring to any old shit as <noun> Porn

I saw one today called "climbing porn". Get to fuck. The word porn shit especially, just trite shit that makes people feel smart and cultured when it's really completely meaningless.
Expand all images.
>> No. 26793 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 5:43 am
26793 spacer
I'm subscribed to a blog called "cabin porn". I understand.
>> No. 26794 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:06 am
26794 spacer
Food porn seems more apt considering how disgustingly slobbery some people are about food, using words like "succulent". It still sounds unpleasant though.
>> No. 26795 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 11:43 am
26795 spacer
Blame Reddit, they have an entire network of dozens of subreddits called the "SFW Porn Network" https://www.reddit.com/r/sfwpornnetwork/wiki/network , along things like 'Nature Porn' or 'Art Porn' there are some utterly bizarre things like 'Tea Porn', 'Police Porn' , 'Megalith Porn' and 'Things Cut In Half Porn'.
>> No. 26802 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 8:37 pm
26802 spacer
>'Things Cut In Half Porn'

Back in the old days we just used to call this shit "snuff" and be done with it. Fucking kids.

>> No. 26743 Anonymous
26th April 2018
Thursday 2:09 am
26743 full caps rage/crashing programs

>> No. 24313 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 7:50 pm
24313 spacer
1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one.

/101/ing cockends who park across your drive when there is clearly a car parked in there.
1198 posts and 88 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 25825 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 4:45 pm
25825 spacer
>> No. 25828 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:24 pm
25828 spacer
I keep seeing ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA stickers when I'm out and about.
>> No. 25829 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:36 pm
25829 spacer
Well, at least you remember seeing them.
>> No. 25830 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:56 pm
25830 spacer
I've had "Call me Al" stuck in my head all day
>> No. 25831 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:13 pm
25831 spacer
Let's get it out of your head and into everyone else's.


>> No. 25474 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 4:22 pm
25474 Sod That!
I only signed for this because there was deadline coming at me like a freight train and I panicked, now I get this crap. God damn, what a load.
16 posts omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 25493 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:32 pm
25493 spacer

How no to virus, man? How no to virus?
>> No. 25494 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:56 pm
25494 spacer

Windows XP. It's so old nobody makes viruses for it anymore.
>> No. 25495 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 2:39 pm
25495 spacer
The NHS disagrees.

Next time, don't leave it so late and just pirate the damn thing. I only buy applications from companies that aren't twats.
>> No. 25496 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 3:23 pm
25496 spacer
>> No. 25732 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 2:54 pm
25732 spacer

Just glad our ISP's aren't this shit.

>> No. 25693 Anonymous
28th August 2017
Monday 11:31 am
Sometimes I really wonder what's going through peoples heads when they buy this stuff.
I also mourn for all the lovely old hardwood furniture that's getting "upcycled" into this.
Expand all images.
>> No. 25694 Anonymous
28th August 2017
Monday 12:17 pm
25694 spacer
I know what you mean - on the plus side, a lot of stuff is rescued and recycled that would have gotten chucked out. I've always been in two minds about it.

Also, it isn't the chabby chic per se, in my view, its the chabby-chic-with-new-pricetag attached that is the problem.
>> No. 25695 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 10:54 am
25695 spacer
Maybe it's an attempt to harken back to the childhoods that used hand me down bedroom furniture, falling apart and adorned with past generations stickers.
>> No. 25696 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 2:21 pm
25696 spacer
Looks more gyppo chic than shabby chic.
>> No. 25699 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 6:29 pm
25699 spacer

It also bothers me when people call these things "funky" on eBay, e.g., calling a bashed up old coffee table a "funky coffee table".
>> No. 25702 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 9:49 pm
25702 spacer

It's the same as estate agents saying that crumbling old shitheaps are "full of character". Yeah, that and fucking woodworm mate.

>> No. 25031 Anonymous
22nd February 2017
Wednesday 2:54 am
25031 spacer
Corporate bollocks. The rubbish that businesses use to blatantly lie about their practices. Often to be found in statements issued by the press office when they're caught out.

The "isolated incident" that definitely doesn't happen all the time - often as a result of a "training issue" that definitely isn't company policy.

A "gesture of goodwill" that is offered grudgingly only when a newspaper has intervened on your behalf. They're sticking to their guns and are so adamant they've done nothing wrong that they're going to pay you compensation you don't deserve for something they didn't put you through.

A firm that "rewards our loyal customers" by letting them keep a benefit that they already enjoy, or "continues to deliver value for our customers" by putting the price up and the quantity down.

Everyone who's ever written stuff like this can enjoy a glorious winter sun getaway at the Inferno resort, where they can relax in the Eighth Circle bar.
34 posts and 1 image omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 25068 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 12:47 am
25068 spacer
What kind of world do you live in?
>> No. 25069 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 1:17 am
25069 spacer

>What kind of world do you live in?

>> No. 25070 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 1:47 am
25070 spacer
Two out of three Berkeley students when asked didn't know which party Abraham Lincoln belonged to, THEREFORE we have full employment.
>> No. 25071 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 10:33 am
25071 spacer
Is that so strange? I don't know what sort of Government The Right Honourable Henry Pelham had, do you?
>> No. 25072 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 11:54 am
25072 spacer
Oh dear.

>> No. 24866 Anonymous
29th January 2017
Sunday 11:43 am
24866 spacer
Putting Satanists into 101.

Garbage mainstream music (rock is crap, metal is worse).
Black clothes and pentagrams look very silly.
They only think about themselves, 'god complex'.
Neurotic routines and victim mentality.
They fiddle kids and than throw them into the sea.
Very little self control or ambition, destroy culture without replacing it with something of value or substance.
Control most global politics with blackmail and violence.
Pump this shit ideology into our children's heads via schools and multimedia.
Think they are the rebels when they are pretty much the 1%.
Probably controlled by the Pope.
They think they are so clever, they are just ignorant and void of logic or thoughts outside of there feelings, which are pre-programmed by the next satanist up.
34 posts and 2 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 24943 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 2:04 pm
24943 spacer
I'm gay. But I'm not the person you quoted. Hail Eris.
>> No. 24944 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 2:17 pm
24944 spacer
Is it contagious? I'd hate to catch the gay in this political climate.
>> No. 24945 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 2:19 pm
24945 spacer
By very common law, it's sexually-transmitted.
>> No. 24948 Anonymous
3rd February 2017
Friday 1:29 pm
24948 spacer

Many studies have been conducted but most researchers believe it is hereditary from an Iron age Irish Tribe.

It spread to Caledonia and Wales during the migration period, followed by a thorough colonising of Brighton, New York, San Francisco and Sydney.
>> No. 24949 Anonymous
3rd February 2017
Friday 2:14 pm
24949 spacer

>Many studies have been conducted but most researchers believe it is hereditary from an Iron age Irish Tribe.


>> No. 24917 Anonymous
1st February 2017
Wednesday 12:39 pm
24917 spacer
Some cunt's parked their mini, all decked out with Shaun the sheep stickers, in my driveway. I need that driveway. What the fuck can I do beyond leaving a passive aggressive note on their wind-shield?
9 posts omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 24928 Anonymous
1st February 2017
Wednesday 7:10 pm
24928 spacer
Not entirely unexpected, but at least you asked. Passive aggressive note on the windscreen it is, then. At least make it somewhat funny.
>> No. 24929 Anonymous
1st February 2017
Wednesday 7:25 pm
24929 spacer


Replace dickbrain with dickhead.
>> No. 24930 Anonymous
1st February 2017
Wednesday 9:30 pm
24930 spacer
I left a firm note and they've been boxed in overnight by the person who the space is intended for.
>> No. 24931 Anonymous
1st February 2017
Wednesday 10:30 pm
24931 spacer
Careful with that. They might not care about someone parked in a drive, but a vehicle blocked in is a very different thing.
>> No. 24932 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 12:44 am
24932 spacer
It'll be gone by 7.

>> No. 15432 Anonymous
8th June 2014
Sunday 2:13 am
15432 spacer
This boiled my piss like nothing else.


Basically, you have this lad, walking around and filming people - up close and in total silence. What is really unnerving and awkward about this all, is that you get the understandable response coming from those that he films, angry, enraged and upset. What is he trying to prove?

Well from bits and pieces, he and his fans (notably reddit twats), believe he is making some teenlad statement of us all being surrounded by surveillance and that he is no different to that aspect, and in some sense RAIZIN AWARENESS of this...


There is a huge difference between invading someone's space and having a camera stuck meters away from you. I don't know if this shitstain would survive in England, but telling from his predictable appearance - he wouldn't. I probably would tell him to piss off, but bloody hell, watch the videos and tell me you wouldn't want to cave his face in with a claw hammer.
57 posts and 1 image omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 15535 Anonymous
12th June 2014
Thursday 12:15 am
15535 spacer

>Not true. Using a UAV for commercial purposes requires CAA clearance and a certificate of competence, but using them for private purposes is perfectly legal so long as you remain within visual range and avoid controlled airspace.

Nope. There are a tone of guidelines that you must meet, even as a private individual, to constitute legal operation of a UAV. These are pretty standard things like being a certain distance away from "public space" and the suchlike, but it's the sort of thing that renders them almost completely useless if you intend to use them legally, because I can't think of very many places in the UK (unless you are a very wealthy landowner) that satisfy the requirements.

Source: I work there, they sent a copy of the CAA regulations out via mass e-mail. I can't remember the details brilliantly because it wasa few weeks ago, but it wasn't just because of commercial use, it was because they were in violation of pretty much every other rule regardless of having clearance.
>> No. 15720 Anonymous
8th July 2014
Tuesday 12:10 am
15720 spacer
You don't have crystal clear memory of everything that ever happens, but more importantly filming allows anyone to share that exact same moment and analyse it. It really isn't the same
>> No. 24843 Anonymous
21st January 2017
Saturday 2:53 pm
24843 spacer

>> No. 24844 Anonymous
21st January 2017
Saturday 11:48 pm
24844 spacer
That was good. It was quite obvious how he kept having to cut away when they started turning the questioning on him, or something happened that necessitated he stop filming, though.

The reference to an Internet cafe really dates it.
>> No. 24845 Anonymous
22nd January 2017
Sunday 1:09 am
24845 spacer

The start of all student arguments

I watched the link, the guy walking round with the camera needs multiple shoeing in the cock whilst being filmed.

>> No. 24447 Anonymous
28th November 2016
Monday 7:34 pm
24447 spacer
Yay another Tony Blair. Hopefully she justifies war on Russia because God told her to.
37 posts and 3 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 24766 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 11:37 pm
24766 spacer

>Are you saying that gay marriage is a 'regressive left' issue
No and you're stupid >I don't get it.

>its hypocrisy to come to a different viewpoint after 12 years?
Yes as politician with a political agenda, no as a everyday person

> Perhaps by sharing a video of an American Presidential candidate this is some act of satire
Clinton isn't a candidate, she lost

>the real issue is American cultural imperialism that has turned Anglican sensibilities on religion and politics into a snide shouting match?
Try harder, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadilad.
>> No. 24767 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 11:57 pm
24767 spacer

Gay marriage and Clinton? No chance. Maybe this is why Ellen received the Medal of Honor for wait a minute

Oh I see now, THAT'S why Ellen got the badge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3huRVrckY8

Hillary Clinton doesn't support gay marriage you leftards.
>> No. 24768 Anonymous
8th January 2017
Sunday 12:03 am
24768 spacer

Well it/ze/zir/mong fucked off quick.
>> No. 24769 Anonymous
8th January 2017
Sunday 12:49 am
24769 spacer
>> No. 24770 Anonymous
8th January 2017
Sunday 12:56 am
24770 spacer



>> No. 23246 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 3:15 pm
23246 Minor rants and piss-offs, Mk V
I think we're due a new thread, and this picture idea, especially considering the mark, I couldn't not make.

Auto electric windows. My shitty Rover from 2005 has them, and unlike better cars, it doesn't have the 'double click' in the window switch, so unless you want the window all the way down, you have to press the window switch down, then pull it back up when it gets to where you want it to be. It'd be much less hassle to just either have a winder or non-'auto'.
998 posts and 63 images omitted. Expand all images.
>> No. 24309 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 2:21 am
24309 spacer
I fell asleep at eight, woke up at eleven and can't understand why my body has decided to do me like this.

Might go for a weirdy night walk.
>> No. 24310 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 2:27 am
24310 spacer
When you step out of the door, I will know and eventually find you.
>> No. 24311 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 4:00 am
24311 spacer
I gave some of my whisky to a homeless lady and she thankrd e then introducede to her son who was out walking his dog talking to her and her partner. I apologised to him saying I'm sorry, if I was in your position of hate me for doing that but in her position I'd be thankful. I don't know how to feel.
>> No. 24312 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 4:48 am
24312 spacer

I'll be sure to wipe you off my boots when I get back in.
>> No. 24336 Anonymous
19th November 2016
Saturday 12:19 am
24336 spacer
OK let me get this straight, the son is 'out' therefore has a home, yet the mother is homeless? Why doesn't she live with him?

Delete Post []
[0] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]