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>> No. 27801 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 6:15 pm
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I met a girl on holiday and we clicked earlier this year, I think she is great and we had lots of great sex (exactly the kind I'm into).

We kept in touch and she discussed coming here to see me, even though she lives across the world and wants to carry this on until one of us can make a move to be with the other in a few short years. We skype and message all day every day but obviously the distance is a bit bonkers.

Meanwhile I also met another girl at work who is great but is very boring at the old sex, likes me to slowly grind into her and doesn't like oral sex, anal or anything beyond really vanilla stuff.

Both are attractive, both are lovely, both are really interested, girl from work is probably slightly more conventionally attractive. More importantly, she is also here with me and available now.

What do I do? Do I take the easy route and take the girl who si attractive and be grateful because she's here and there's a realistically good relationship there or do I try and get something to work with the person who is closer to my soulmate but lives across the world and I would somehow only see once or twice a year for the next few years at least whilst we work something out?

Help lads, decision needs to be made soon.

Thanks
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>> No. 28672 Anonymous
16th June 2019
Sunday 10:32 pm
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>>28670
That's exactly what I'm saying. Secretly you don't like either of them, otherwise you wouldn't be having such a quandary over it all.

When you find someone you really like, trust me, you'll know. Career is more important.
>> No. 28820 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 7:49 pm
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OP, if you're still around, I'd be interested to know how this situation turned out. I've found myself in a similar predicament and am totally lost on the best course of action. I do know I currently feel like shit and have started down that ugly path of lying about my whereabouts. I like them both, and I don't want to be (any more of) a scumbag. I've never been in this situation before -- what began as complacency is leading to active deception.

>>28672

This post has hit close to home with me and I'm questioning how much I really care for either of them. I really like them both, both would make rewarding relationships in their own right, but neither really seem to suggest any feasible long-term future.
>> No. 28821 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>28820

Well >>28672 has a rather naive concept of love. Love isn't some magical force compelling you to the right person to you unless you are a teenager consumed by hormones.
>> No. 28822 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:59 pm
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>>28821

I never once used the word 'love' in that post, but it's entirely feasible for an adult to like someone enough to not feel like they need to weigh them up against another.
>> No. 28823 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 9:06 pm
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>>28820

Somehow missed this, I rolled the dice and had holiday girl visit.

I'm still no closer to a decision, I'm still stuck mate. Sorry.

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>> No. 4573 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:38 pm
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wat is the evolutionary function of bread's?

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 4582 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 11:59 am
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>>4580

How did you know that?
>> No. 4583 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 12:11 pm
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>>4582

I think his clue might be the return of the kings t-shirt. That is tiny bit of a give away.
>> No. 4584 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 12:13 pm
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>>4583

How did you know what that was? I assumed it was a band or maybe a LOTR fan club.
>> No. 4585 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 12:34 pm
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to look mean and intimidate other men

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 4586 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 2:08 pm
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>>4582
Reverse image search. At first I assumed it was just that Dan Bilzerian twat.

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>> ID: 02bce9 No. 11260 Anonymous
19th December 2013
Thursday 10:21 pm

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May we have the maximum image size on /spo/ increased so we can have a .gif thread, please?
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>> ID: 2d2275 No. 14995 Anonymous
9th June 2019
Sunday 7:43 am

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>> ID: 2d2275 No. 14996 Anonymous
9th June 2019
Sunday 7:43 am

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>>14995

It's a Magic Eye one.
>> ID: 2d2275 No. 14997 Anonymous
9th June 2019
Sunday 7:47 am

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Sorry for the image dump. It's the first time I ever clicked through to this thread, although I've been here since long before it was created, and it seems I had a small folder of these things. Done now.
>> ID: d004e2 No. 14998 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 12:49 am

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Thinking of bringing the GIFs back.
>> ID: 9b73c8 No. 15009 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 10:21 pm

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>> No. 62428 YubYub
8th January 2019
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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If our so-called yellow vest movement hates Europe so much then why have they taken inspiration from the distinctly European gilet jaunes?
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>> No. 63759 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 6:40 pm
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>A pro-Brexit activist has admitted to public order offences after calling MP Anna Soubry a Nazi outside Parliament. James Goddard, 30, from Altrincham, Greater Manchester, pleaded guilty to causing alarm and distress using threatening or abusive language.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49050288

Fucking hell, lads. Is it actually against the law to call someone in public a nazi? I've called people worse, a lot worse. Suppose I better leave the country before the rozzers catch me.
>> No. 63760 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 7:03 pm
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>>63759

If you make a habit of verbally abusing people on their way to work, I think we can do without you.
>> No. 63761 Crabkiller
19th July 2019
Friday 8:03 pm
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>>63759
I'm assuming he was following her down the street and shouting it at her, if he'd just gone "yous a Nazi, you are" and cleared off I'm fairly certain he'd have been alright.

>It's not what you said, it's the way you said it
>> No. 63762 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 8:31 pm
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The best bit:

>He also admitted one racially aggravated public order offence against a police officer.
>> No. 63995 Auntiefucker
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:51 pm
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Those far-right nutters have, allegedly, beaten up are Owen.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49381944

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>> No. 11345 Anonymous
12th November 2018
Monday 2:51 am
/beat/11345 Late 90s or early 2000s house/electronic thread
which is nostalgic if you didn't even necessarily like the track at the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOXlJfJ-OgA
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>> No. 11824 Anonymous
10th June 2019
Monday 3:03 am
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>> No. 12028 Anonymous
14th July 2019
Sunday 1:42 pm
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The Bucketheads - The Bomb (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)

>> No. 12060 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 8:56 am
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C J Bolland Sugar Is Sweeter Armand Van Helden Remix

>> No. 12115 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:21 pm
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Degrees of Motion - Do You Want It Right Now

>> No. 12117 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:26 pm
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>> No. 8852 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 8:23 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIOPvaITZYA

I wish our adverts were a little more bonkers like this.

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>> No. 28808 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 11:34 pm
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Last year I lived somewhere else. While I was there, I met a girl through a shared interest group. We'd see each other, and the rest of the group twice a week. We played squash once and tennis once. 6 months after we first met, I moved to another city, and I've been living here for 6 months (hello, London), and I haven't had any contact with this girl. Facebook keeps suggesting her as a "Person I May Know", and I'd like to get back in touch (and ask her out proper), because she's quite special, but I'm struggling to find an approach where I don't come across as a desperate loser.
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>> No. 28809 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 11:41 pm
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Add her, send her a message saying "hey, been a while! Fancy a rematch on that squash game?" or something that sounds more like you, add in an emoji or whatever you're meant to do now and that's that. There's nothing desperate about asking a lass out, or even just reconnecting with someone you used to spend time with.
>> No. 28810 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 11:45 pm
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>>28808
I know this is basic bitch advice, but it seems like you're overthinking it. If you've played two seperate sports with someone that's more than enough justification to add them on Facebook. As we've established you can move around enough to hit balls with rackets I assume you don't look like John Prescott and living in London means you're at least mildly successful, even if you're just ferrying drugs to commuter towns your mum doesn't cook your dinner anymore and women like that. Unless you have some kind of terrible personality flaw like being a lieutenant in the EDL or collecting Funko Pops you should be fine just talking to her.
>> No. 28814 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 6:40 pm
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>>28810
>being a lieutenant in the EDL
Whats so bad about that?
>> No. 28815 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 9:41 pm
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>>28808
Yes, like the other lads I fail to see the problem. Maybe you're unable to see that there isn't one because you're so nervous. So, just chill and do as >>28809 says.

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>> No. 13064 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 8:58 pm
/nom/13064 Unusual ingredient thread
I have a smoked garlic bulb from my local greengrocers' and would like some ideas of what to do with it. I know that only a carpet-bagger needs a quick response but I'd quite like to cook with it tonight if anyone has some immediate ideas.

I also thought this could be a good thread for when we find ourselves in possession of a random ingredient and need cheflad the userbase to give us some pointers.
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>> No. 13066 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 4:15 am
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Anything you'd normally put garlic in.
>> No. 13068 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 4:39 am
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>>13064
If it's hot-smoked, use it anywhere you'd use roasted garlic.

If it's cold-smoked, there's a risk that cooking will dull the smoky notes, but it'll add an extra dimension to an aioli or mayo, and you'll probably get away with it in a tomato sauce for pasta. That said, worst case scenario is you kill the smoke and end up with the same taste as unsmoked garlic.
>> No. 13069 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 6:41 pm
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>>13064
Spread it on crusty bread and eat raw?
>> No. 13070 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 7:15 pm
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>>13064
Plant it and see if you can grow more smoked garlic and then start selling it back to the greengrocer.
>> No. 13071 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 2:29 pm
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I think the greengrocers' didn't smoke it for long enough. It was clearly cold-smoked as it wasn't softened or browned on the inside, and after some gentle cooking the smoky aroma wasn't very noticable at all. In the end I made a sort of Japanese omelette (I think they call it tamagoyaki) with a little sesame oil and spring onion greens to go with a salmon dish of mine. It was very nice and all but I don't think the fact that the garlic was smoked did much.

Actual hot-smoked garlic like in my earlier pic does look delicious though, I'd love to have that on toast.

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>> No. 428568 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 9:11 am
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A permaban for 'having some sort of mental breakdown' by posting about an old woman buying 16 packets of crumpets?

Clearly Big Toast is behind this. They've always been wary of crumpets.
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>> No. 429541 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 8:04 pm
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>>429539

Cream cracker, spoonful of baked beans, dash of tabasco, slice of cheddar, 30 seconds in the microwave. Bosh.
>> No. 429542 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>429541
Microwaving a cracker? Madness!
>> No. 429543 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 9:29 pm
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>>429539 I finally figured out that, if eating a cracker with a topping, it's best to eat it with the topping on the bottom (bottoming?), to get a nice tonguefull of flavour before masticating.
>> No. 429547 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 11:14 pm
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>>429542

It's crackers alright.




I'll get my coat.
>> No. 429550 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 6:51 am
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>>429543
Wouldn't it be better to have the topping on the top and turn it upside down rather than having the topping on the bottom? Depends whether you prefer the smooth or the bobbly side of the cracker, I guess.

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>> No. 13085 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 12:17 am
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I've decided I'd be probably be happiest living a minimalist lifestyle while doing just enough work to get by, preferably from home. Does anyone have experience with this?

I don't have any qualifications so my options are currently limited to doing stuff like transcription and tech support. At the rate I type I'd probably eke out slightly above minimum wage transcribing stuff.

What about more lucrative or more long-term options? Is learning to program from scratch and becoming a telecommuting code monkey a feasible thing to do? If so, what language would give a noob the best job prospects?
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>> No. 13240 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 12:23 am
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>>13238

Surely you'd need to factor in the amount of employees Wal-Mart has?

Also there's lads on here that might make their company a few million for their £150k a year salary so maybe Asda is the right call.
>> No. 13241 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 12:45 am
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On the transcription sites, you can see exactly how much they charge their customers per minute. You know you did that exact work and could have done the exact same for the customer without the middleman. Tesco is way more complex. You wouldn't think you could grow all that food from scratch and sell it.
>> No. 13242 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 1:12 am
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>>13241

That transcription company built an online platform, spend a shitload of money on customer acquisition and another shitload on customer service and quality assurance. For the most part, middlemen exist for a reason and earn their cut - connecting buyers with sellers is difficult and expensive. I'm not denying that some industries have exploitative monopolies, but in this case there's nothing stopping you from learning how to market yourself and touting for business as a freelance transcriptionist. Some people do exactly that and earn a decent living, others are happy to take the quick cash from a middleman.

It's the same with online retail - setting up an online store is piss-easy these days, but finding customers is a completely different kettle of fish. Most small retailers are more than willing to give Amazon or eBay a cut of their sales in exchange for a constant stream of customers.
>> No. 13243 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 2:05 am
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>>13238
A more apt comparison would be if ASDA were some sort of farmhand recruiter (instead of a megacorp selling physical goods at a yuge markup), hooked you up with farm work, and then paid you 46p for every £1 the farmer paid them.
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16th August 2019
Friday 2:47 am
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>>13242

Amazon and eBay take a far smaller percentage than the transcription sites do.

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>> ID: 85c23c No. 13736 Anonymous
4th May 2016
Wednesday 11:23 am

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>Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

Instead of this, could we have "mouseover here to see the rest of the text"? Or maybe "click to expand the rest of this post" in the same page? I have no experience of web development and consequently no idea how feasible/easy that is, but it'd be nice, in /*/ especially and for those long threads.
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>> ID: b83f9f No. 13771 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:03 pm

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Just discovered it doesn't work on my mobile device. I think it's to do with the type of hyperlink it's been changed to, one of these fancy modern scripty ones that doesn't change the cursor to a hand when you mouseover it. They don't play nicely in Firefox for Android (though very little does). Can it please be changed back to the type of link it was before, or is that not possible?
>> ID: b83f9f No. 13772 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:06 pm

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>>13771
And hopefully you understand that my post is asking if it's possible to keep the fix, not that the whole change should be reversed because I'm a selfish bastard.
>> ID: 884eb1 No. 13773 Anonymous
12th May 2016
Thursday 9:09 pm

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>>13771

I just tested on Android Chrome, had the same problem, tested on desktop Chrome and had the same problem and now I've just figured out what was causing it.

What's happened is that your phone's browser has a copy of http://britfa.gs/brian/lib/javascript/brian.js cached and that old copy doesn't have the fullPost() function defined in it. I couldn't find a way to clear the cache on my phone so what I did to fix it was to visit the url http://britfa.gs/brian/lib/javascript/brian.js directly in my phone's Chrome browser and then forcibly refresh that page (by selecting the url bar and hitting enter). After that the fullPost() function showed up in the javascript file and the "click here to expand" link worked correctly.
>> ID: b83f9f No. 13774 Anonymous
13th May 2016
Friday 10:46 pm

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>>13773
Many thanks, that fixed it.
>> ID: 0f8e53 No. 15008 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 12:37 am

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>>13774

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6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 28900 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 9:09 pm
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The way Septics pronounce Graham and Craig.
>> No. 28901 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 9:15 pm
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>>28900
Gram and Krag?
>> No. 28902 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 9:59 pm
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>>28901

The latter seems more like 'kreg' to me, but yeah.

Fucking morons.
>> No. 28912 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 5:09 pm
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Today at work someone said 'lazying with' rather than 'liaising with'.

Boiled my piss a little.
>> No. 28913 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 5:51 pm
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>>28900

The twats can't pronounce twat either.

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>> No. 27107 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 9:15 pm
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I know there's at least one radiolad here - tell me about ADS-B setups.

I only really need the bare minimum to get the free flightradar business account, but I'd actually quite like to get decent coverage myself.

What's the 'best' way to do this? I've got enough raspi's knocking about for that to be the easiest route for me, but as ever I'm willing to be swayed to more expensive bollocks.

I also have two different places I could base the receiver - somewhere with decent elevation about 15 miles from the airport, or somewhere in a slight valley but within spitting distance (well, one mile) of the airport. Which is more appropriate?

Also, it'd be quite nice to run a regular SDR alongside that, I know you can do that with an RPi setup, but what would you recommend for a general, occasional poking about on the airwaves dongle + aerial combo too?
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>> No. 27171 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 4:25 pm
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>>27170

IIRC it does that when the number of tabs won't fit in the box.
>> No. 27172 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:41 pm
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>>27171

Correct. I think it's 100 or more tabs.
>> No. 27173 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 7:59 pm
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>>27172

And people wonder why flagship phones have 8gb of RAM.
>> No. 27174 Anonymous
11th July 2019
Thursday 8:01 pm
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>>27173

It doesn't seem to cache much more than a still image of the webpage, as whenever you go to an old tab it needs to refresh the page anyway.
>> No. 27205 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 12:42 am
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>>27173
8GB is the same amount of RAM as 128,000 Commodore 64s. Imaging explaining that to someone from 1982.

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>> No. 429385 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 1:44 pm
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What are your hobbies? What do you do in your spare time?
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>> No. 429497 Anonymous
12th August 2019
Monday 11:40 am
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>>429496
That's a scam. Vacuum's already clean else it wouldn't be vacuum.
>> No. 429498 Anonymous
12th August 2019
Monday 11:56 am
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>>429470

McKenzie Crook?
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12th August 2019
Monday 1:00 pm
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>>429470

Kurtan Mucklowe off of This Country?
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12th August 2019
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>429497
It would be a non-ideal vacuum.
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14th August 2019
Wednesday 11:31 pm
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I masturbate vigorously.

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>> No. 63922 Samefag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 5:55 pm
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Human-sized penguin fossil discovered in New Zealand

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/aug/14/human-sized-penguin-fossil-discovered-in-new-zealand

Do you reckon you could take a human-sized penguin in a fight? I bet if you caught one with a clothesline or a dropkick then you'd have the upper hand. All you've got to do is avoid the beak and knock them the fuck down.
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>> No. 63923 Billbob
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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I'd be hesitant to claim supremacy without knowing what it can do with its feet. My initial idea would be to rugby tackle it, but if it can scrape me senseless with its claws that could be a bad idea, or worse still if it opened either of the arteries on the inside of my legs.

Maybe get it drunk instead, hope it slips over in it's own piss.
>> No. 63924 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:37 pm
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It would fucking destroy me. Look at that fucker, it's like a fridge freezer made out of 100% henchness.
>> No. 63925 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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I'm pretty sure I saw some of these birds waddling about in Cardiff at the weekend.
>> No. 63926 R4GE
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:24 pm
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>>63923
They don't really use their feet. They tend to slapwith their flippers, belly bouncr and peck.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oee7DnWJSw0

Kick them in the cunt.

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>> No. 63891 Anonymous
13th August 2019
Tuesday 12:10 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-dqoEyYXx4

lmao
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>> No. 63917 Searchfag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 2:43 am
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>>63916
Who's this "somone" fellow?
>> No. 63918 Auntiefucker
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:04 am
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>>63917
>Who

You mean whom. If you're going to take a pop at somone else's grammar you need to make sure yours is flawless.
>> No. 63919 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 8:23 am
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>>63918

Whomst
>> No. 63920 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:58 am
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>>63919
Youmst.
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14th August 2019
Wednesday 10:28 am
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Meast?

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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.

https://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/halifax-neo-nazi-terror-suspect-won-miss-hitler-beauty-contest-court-told-1-9662061

To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 63907 R4GE
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:10 pm
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>inconveniencing people and impeding hospitals
Like Brexit or Tory policy?
>> No. 63908 Ambulancelad
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:12 pm
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>>63907
With such a snarky zinger I thought I was still reading comments on the Guardian.
>> No. 63909 Paedofag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:13 pm
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>>63908
I don't see a "no" there.
>> No. 63910 Searchfag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:16 pm
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Brexit is good for the NHS. The bus told me so.
>> No. 63911 Billbob
13th August 2019
Tuesday 9:47 pm
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AND IT'S A BUS, SO IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

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>> No. 86478 Anonymous
9th August 2019
Friday 4:29 pm
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WE'RE SHRINKING!
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>> No. 86479 Anonymous
9th August 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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Don't worry, once Boris has delivered a no-deal brexit we'll be growing like mad.
>> No. 86480 Anonymous
9th August 2019
Friday 8:17 pm
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>>86479
BELIEVE IN THE BIN
>> No. 86484 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 7:05 pm
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Millions of Brexit 50p coins to be minted in time for October 31

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/08/10/millions-brexit-50p-coins-minted-time-october-31/

Rejoice, lads! The economy is almost certainly going to be fucked over, but at least we'll have special coins to commemorate the reason why.
>> No. 86490 Anonymous
12th August 2019
Monday 3:38 pm
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don't be silly. We still have industries to offer and deals to broker.
The new 50p coin will be an icon of British perseverance.

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>> No. 4811 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 2:06 pm
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The old /fit/ boards at the other place had a link to a fitness primer. Single page, straightforward, very useful. I can't seem to find it.

Anybody know what I'm talking about and where it is?
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>> No. 4817 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 6:11 pm
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This. Starting Strength made me the man I am today.
>> No. 4818 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 8:48 pm
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Call me a verile young stud all you want, but I'm more of a stronglifts and tofu chap.
>> No. 4819 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 9:36 pm
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>>4817

...Where's your willy?
>> No. 4820 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 10:02 pm
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Listen, some of us are growers and some of us are showers. My knob practically retracts into my body when it's soft, but is solidly average when erect. I'm sure this is the case for speedolad here too, and he doesn't have an actual microwilly.
>> No. 4821 Anonymous
12th August 2019
Monday 12:32 pm
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While we are at it, help me find another picture please.
It was some sort of a coloured hand-drawn infographic, at least partially about the difference in muscle build-up between body-builders and powerlifters/heavyweight fighters/etc. I think I saw it here originally; can't guarantee though.

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>> No. 429364 Anonymous
5th August 2019
Monday 3:24 pm
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Is there a way to make friends online that doesn't involve video games, joining a prescribed organisation or both?
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>> No. 429405 Anonymous
7th August 2019
Wednesday 1:33 pm
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This reminds me of my own problems with beautiful women. I'm fine talking to everyone ,all of the time as long as I don't have an agenda, in fact in the normal flow of things I could switch to seduction.

As soon as I see someone who I find highly desirable all of that goes out the window. The desire to actually impress them and get them to like me corrupts everything else and I can't function because I'm so worked up over not failing that I am willing to sacrifice all elements of my own personality to try be on their right side.
>> No. 429415 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 12:14 am
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This is like the "always wear old pants to a date" rule. I am exactly the same. A slightly plain but intelligent woman and I can talk all night - someone gives me the hots, I become a giggling mess.
>> No. 429421 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 2:15 am
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The trick is to act completely uninterested until they go away.
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>> No. 429472 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 7:14 pm
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>>429405

I tend to lean to the other side. I've had enough relationships in my life as well as extended periods of being single that I know that there is no need, and no point in being desperate for a partner. Intermittent feelings of emotional and sexual loneliness aside which inevitably occur at times when you are single, I know that for some time, you can lead a quite happy life without a partner.

Also, you do harden with age and maybe become a bit cynical where too much cynicism isn't due, but if anything, a woman has to convince me these days that I am willing to give up certain parts of my personal freedom that you inevitably give up when you enter a romantic relationship. I'm a good negotiator because that is a skill I have had to develop in my professional career, but I also know when being with somebody just for the sake of not being single is not a proposition I want to enter. And perhaps surprising to some of you lads, women have been all the more attracted to me for that kind of stance in recent years.

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