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>> No. 20401 Anonymous
12th October 2019
Saturday 7:24 am
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Slow walking at 45 'a sign of faster ageing'

How fast people walk in their 40s is a sign of how much their brains, as well as their bodies, are ageing, scientists have suggested.

Using a simple test of gait speed, researchers were able to measure the ageing process. Not only were slower walkers' bodies ageing more quickly - their faces looked older and they had smaller brains.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-50015982

I knew it. I fucking knew it. Slow walking mouthbreathing mongs have smaller brains. This explains a lot. Fast walking master race for life.
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>> No. 20405 Anonymous
12th October 2019
Saturday 12:46 pm
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>>20404
If he did he did it in record time.
>> No. 20406 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 12:36 am
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>Fast walking master race for life.

I'm fast wanking. Does that count?
>> No. 20414 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 6:56 am
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>>20406
Does it increase your oxygen intake to give you big brain energy?
>> No. 20416 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 11:34 am
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>>20414
It's called the Caradine Effect, I believe.
>> No. 20600 Anonymous
6th November 2019
Wednesday 1:16 pm
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Stroke recovery clue from patient walking speed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-50168047

The evidence that the world belongs to the fast walking master race is growing.

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>> No. 431896 Anonymous
2nd November 2019
Saturday 11:25 pm
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Anyone ever been wild camping?

Not like drinking underage in the local quarry listening to bassline as a teen, like going to the Lake District or Yorkshire Dales or the Scottish Highlands and having a walk and a camp in the open?
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>> No. 431942 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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>>431933
What, people have feet now? That's new on me.
>> No. 431944 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 8:47 pm
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>>431934

Train prices are daft nowadays though. Kind of defeats the object of a wild camping trip if you ask me.

Tangentially related, but I was looking at visiting That London with my other half recently, and we concluded it'd be cheaper to go to Amsterdam for the weekend. There's something very definitely not right there.
>> No. 431946 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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>>431944


>Train prices are daft nowadays though. Kind of defeats the object of a wild camping trip if you ask me.

Okay, but it'd certainly cost me more in petrol to get somewhere remote in Scotland than it would to take the train to a request stop somewhere. Not really sure what else to suggest.

You're not wrong though, it's cheaper to fly to Norway than it is Aberdeen for me on the same airline on the same type of plane. £250 for a 30 minute flight, and that's with a discount.
>> No. 431947 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 10:29 pm
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>>431944
You can still do Birmingham to London for less than a fiver, but yeah Scotland doesn't look cheap at all.
>> No. 431956 Anonymous
6th November 2019
Wednesday 12:05 am
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>>431946
500 miles at 30mpg is £95, decidedly not more* than what you might get charged for half that distance on the train.

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>> No. 429121 Anonymous
24th July 2019
Wednesday 1:36 am
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New mid-week thread.


Sitting on my balcony, enjoying the balmy nighttime temperatures, having a few Stellas. Celebrating the fact that I get to do this at 01:30 am on a Wednesday morning at the moment.

Ah, temporary unemployment.

Before you lads lose your shit get all finger pointy at me, my next tenure as an office slave is already as good as secure and will begin in a few weeks' time.
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>> No. 431880 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 9:40 pm
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>>431874
That's a break room? Looks like a prison cell.
>> No. 431883 Anonymous
2nd November 2019
Saturday 12:55 am
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>>431880

Exactly my point.

I've been considering renting the available space next to us just so I put some wallpaper up and get a sofa or something.
>> No. 431943 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 8:24 pm
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Just missed a call from work. They're either going to be asking me to come in to cover someone, or if I want to take tomorrow's shift off as holiday, as I have fuckloads of accrued and I can't get paid all of it that I don't take.

I'm scared to call back in case it's the former. I won't go in but I'll feel bad for turning down double time pay.
>> No. 431950 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 11:03 pm
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>>431943

They won't ask you if you want to take holiday mate.
>> No. 431952 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 11:08 pm
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>>431950

They will, and they did. Off tomorrow now.

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>> No. 87140 Anonymous
4th November 2019
Monday 11:54 pm
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The old Bonald Blumpf thread is over 3000 posts long now. Can we have an impeachment-specific thread?

The US appeals court just ruled that Trump's tax returns can be released for use in a public criminal investigation. The Supreme Court may overrule this but despite having a conservative majority, it is far less predictable and prone to voting along 'party' lines. I'm really enjoying this season.
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>> No. 87144 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 6:57 am
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He's going nowhere and will be reelected in 2020.
>> No. 87145 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 7:39 am
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>>87144

I'd not be surprised if he survives to the end of his term but a second one seems unlikely. Not impossible, certainly, but I think both voters and his party are moving on.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/voters/
>> No. 87153 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 6:44 pm
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>>87145
Your link shows Trump recently edged in front of Obama's approval rating at the equivalent time (before falling back only slightly).

It's all still to play for.
>> No. 87155 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 6:57 pm
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It's looking very likely that the vote on impeachment will be driven by the Democrats and Republicans looking ahead to coming elections, both presidential and in the senate and house of representatives.

Many republicans will be scared of voting against Trump as their voters may see it as a betrayal against the cause. However there are signs that many republicans would turn coat against him as they're seeing him as too much of a liability.
Democrats will probably vote against Trump, but it's not out of the question that some would feel that a likeable Democrat Presidential candidate would have much better chances against Trump than against a more moderate Republican candidate who might emerge out of the wreckage of an impeachment.
>> No. 87161 Anonymous
5th November 2019
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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>>87155
A lot will hang on what happens to Pence. Some Republicans might be happy to ditch Trump to see a coronation, but the whispers are that Pence knows pretty much everything and the Democrats may try and take him out too, knowing that with both of them gone Pelosi is next in line.

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>> No. 64244 Anonymous
4th November 2019
Monday 9:38 pm
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>> No. 64247 Auntiefucker
4th November 2019
Monday 10:55 pm
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>>64244
I hate the word "yay" more than I can possibly describe.
>> No. 64248 Are Moaty
4th November 2019
Monday 11:31 pm
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The Honda Vision usually looks a bit half-arsed, but I don't mind it at all in that photo. It doesn't really suit that front wheel, but the line of the fairing is quite elegant.
>> No. 64249 Billbob
4th November 2019
Monday 11:46 pm
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i saw this on r/conspiracy as if it's some kind of herd-thinning plot by the illuminati and not just an edgy and expensive piece of graffiti.
>> No. 64250 YubYub
5th November 2019
Tuesday 11:27 am
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>>64249
I hope whichever Illuminatus was sacked. I expect better of my overlords-cum-puppet-masters.
>> No. 64251 Samefag
5th November 2019
Tuesday 11:46 am
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>>64250

Cum puppet?

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>> No. 4357 Anonymous
26th August 2019
Monday 6:37 pm
/mph/4357 CARS
Ok i know very little about cars but i may need to buy one soon. id like something small easy maintained as im thick. and good on juice what would you suggest? oh and diesel vs petrol.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 4372 Anonymous
26th August 2019
Monday 9:53 pm
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This one ticks all the boxes for me.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201908080916134?sort=relevance&price-from=1500&maximum-mileage=70000&advertising-location=at_cars&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used&year-from=2010&radius=50&postcode=bh204ae&price-to=2000&page=1

Japanese cars tend to be very reliable and you'll get another 100,000 miles out of it easily. That's about 5 years worth of driving, if you're commuting to Bournemouth.
>> No. 4373 Anonymous
26th August 2019
Monday 11:20 pm
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>>4371

OP says he doesn't know much about cars; buying a write-off can be a minefield, even if it looks straight.

>>4372

It looks tidy enough, but I'd want to see a service history before buying anything with that sort of mileage. 150k is a perfectly reasonable mileage for something that has been well looked after, but it could be on death's door if the owner's idea of routine maintenance is "take it to the garage when the grinding noises get unbearably loud". The assortment of stains on the upholstery aren't a great sign. It's also being sold on trade terms, so you're pretty much shit out of luck if it's a lemon.
>> No. 4419 Anonymous
3rd November 2019
Sunday 11:58 pm
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I've just passed my test and I'm looking a runabout. Unfortunately at my current residence the insurance seems to be extra wank, so I've had to downsize my expectations from superminis to city cars.

That in mind I've been looking at Hyundai i10s mostly, and also found a Fiat Panda 1.1 from 2010 with 39000 miles on it.
There's those peugeot/toyota/citroen city cars in the same cost bad but they've got no space in the boot at all so I want something boxier for when I want to carry things.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201910233606284

I just want someone to give me an opinion before I go have a look. I like Pandas too; they're pleasingly boxy and practical, the cabin is less hideous than the toyota Aygos of similar vintage and the body is better looking than the blobby i10 or old kia picantos.
>> No. 4420 Anonymous
4th November 2019
Monday 12:18 am
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>>4419
Panda is definitely a good choice for what you're looking at - but don't write off those Toyota Aygos; you might think they look a bit shit for your first car, but the bit you haven't discovered yet is maintenance, and those Japanese cars are way more durable and reliable than the Italians.
>> No. 4421 Anonymous
4th November 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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>>4420
Aygos are rebadged citroen/peugots built in the Czech republic.
Yeah they're more or less reliable and cheap to maintain but they're not toyotas underneath.

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>> No. 12187 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 12:16 pm
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The name of the sampled instrument in these tracks is called a Rhodes piano, right?

It sounds amazing when it's paired with hip hop drums. I'd happily listen to albums of just this alone.





https://soundcloud.com/chadwallz/vagabond
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>> No. 12191 Anonymous
20th October 2019
Sunday 4:40 am
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Yep, it's a Rhodes piano. Probably best known in recent years from the intro to Portishead's Roads. You might enjoy Miles Davis' landmark album In A Silent Way, which heavily features the Rhodes.


>> No. 12192 Anonymous
21st October 2019
Monday 12:46 pm
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I used to leave GTA2 on the menu screen just to listen to that track. It is indeed funky as all shit.

You can get a reasonable approximation of it in most DAWs by putting some sort of generic hammond-style organ plugin through a fuzz and rolling off all the top end.
>> No. 12193 Anonymous
22nd October 2019
Tuesday 12:45 am
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>>12191

I have listened to and loved this album before, though I didn't make the specific instrument connection. It's a beautiful bit of jazz, but the itch I'm trying to scratch with this thread is more like hip hop drums over simple samples.

Another example:

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22nd October 2019
Tuesday 12:50 am
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And just because Portishead was a great shout too:


>> No. 12210 Anonymous
3rd November 2019
Sunday 8:19 pm
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Another pitch perfect example of what I mean:



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>> No. 64234 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 8:21 am
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is this fake?
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>> No. 64235 Auntiefucker
1st November 2019
Friday 5:00 pm
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looks more like something from a computer game than real life. why would the TLAs put the 8chan logo on there?
>> No. 64236 Moralfag
1st November 2019
Friday 6:33 pm
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probably a halloween prank

don't get worried if you visited /hebe/
>> No. 64243 Anonymous
2nd November 2019
Saturday 9:00 pm
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I did a google reverse image search and found a Deep Dot Web one which looks awfully similar and seems legit.

https://techcrunch.com/2019/05/07/deep-dot-web-arrests/

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>> No. 431858 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 8:14 pm
/b/431858 The Law of the Playground
&list=PLDUmfHiLPkrNf3QlIhebaTMb_4j6HNYIg

Watch the video to get an idea of what this thread is about.

My contribution: At school people would say “You've dropped your gay card”, if you looked down that meant you were gay.
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>> No. 431859 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 9:13 pm
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>>431858
BUNDLE

I don't know why it was so funny, but one person would get slightly stuck in a doorway, or fall over, the word would be shouted and then a huge rolling maul would occur. I'm laughing just thinking about it, I don't know why - always funny.
>> No. 431864 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 6:44 am
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Did you watch gayssaywhat last night?
>> No. 431881 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 9:55 pm
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>>431864
I was too busy doing updoc.
>> No. 431882 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 10:04 pm
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>>431881
What is updoc?

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>> No. 64230 Samefag
30th October 2019
Wednesday 10:58 pm
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ALL THE GIRAFFES ARE GAY
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>> No. 64238 Are Moaty
1st November 2019
Friday 8:04 pm
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>>64233
HOW IS A GIRAFFE PISSING HERSELF DIFFERENT FROM PISSING NORMALLY?
>> No. 64239 Searchfag
1st November 2019
Friday 8:07 pm
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Agreed, they're the Horse equivalent of wearing skintight chinos, a cardigan and loafers with no socks.
>> No. 64240 YubYub
1st November 2019
Friday 8:07 pm
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>>64238
It isn't intentional.
>> No. 64241 Auntiefucker
1st November 2019
Friday 8:14 pm
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>>64240
BUT SHE HAS NO KNICKERS
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1st November 2019
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>64241
Red shoes, always the way.

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>> No. 20508 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 2:58 pm
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Emergency services are awaiting the arrival of a cherry picker to recover a man stuck 270ft up a chimney.

Police were first called at 2.22am to reports of a man trapped on the top of Dixon’s Chimney in Carlisle, Cumbria. His condition is not known but he has now been trapped upside down at the top of the structure for around 11 hours


https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/national/17998098.cherry-picker-called-carlisle-chimney-incident/

Someone send for Dibnah!
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>> No. 20552 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 7:22 pm
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>>20549

You really won't let it lie will you. If it wasn't notable to you, you wouldn't never have noted it. But you did, so it was.

Either way, my point hardly hinged on you. Please go away.
>> No. 20553 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 7:31 pm
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>>20552

It's hard to take it when your carefully projected reality is questioned, I understand.
>> No. 20554 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 11:14 pm
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>>20553

Oh I get what's happening now. Never mind.
>> No. 20555 Anonymous
31st October 2019
Thursday 11:16 pm
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>>20554

You've come up with a new projection? Well done, only took most of a day.
>> No. 20556 Anonymous
1st November 2019
Friday 12:51 am
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>>20555

>only took most of a day.

I was on a 12 hour shift mate, didn't have time to check in here.

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>> No. 12203 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 10:49 pm
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Recently Pitchfork did their '200 best albums of the 2010s'
https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-200-best-albums-of-the-2010s/

It got me to wondering what are some of the albums you two have found cracking over the last decade. Have you made any memories to them?
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>> No. 12205 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 11:48 pm
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To take this immediately into the weeb-zone, N-qia make the perfect albums for long train journeys. I've spent many hours staring out of train windows over the past 10 years to this:


>>12204
I still do but it depends on what you're doing. I like to listen to albums when I'm working or travelling which I think really give you an experience that is missing from flicking around tracks.
>> No. 12206 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 5:19 pm
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>>12203

Well, I'm officially old. I don't think I recognised more than handful of albums off that list and I've not listened to a single one (except perhaps Lady Gaga via simple osmosis).

The only album I really remember liking from the last 10 years was Chase and Status' "No more idols", and I guess the second La Roux album was alright, sort of.

Most of the music I've discovered since '09 has been older 2000-2009 era stuff that was either a genre I wasn't interested in at the time or so obscure that no one my peer circle had discovered it.

If it's true that people forever listen to the music of their youth, then my youth ended in 2009. RIP.
>> No. 12207 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 7:55 pm
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>>12206
There's only a few on that list I know I've definitely listened to: PJ Harvey, Daft Punk, Todd Terje, Courtney Barnett, Grimes only Visions as everything after that hasn't been to my taste and Fiona Apple.

I haven't discovered much new music in the past fifteen years or so. That said, this came straight to mind for best albums of the past decade; there will be more but for the rest I'd have to check when they were actually released.
>> No. 12208 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:49 pm
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>>15107
They rank Good Kid, M.A.A.D City below To Pimp a Butterfly, so it's not like the list has a shred of credibility.
>> No. 12209 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 9:11 pm
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I'll tell you in 20 years. Right now, I'd probably say Stretch Music by Christian Scott aTunde Adjuah, Your Queen is a Reptile by Sons of Kemet, Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides by SOPHIE and Racine Carrée by Stromae, but I'll probably disagree with myself shortly. If I can slip in an EP, I'll add search result by umru.







https://open.spotify.com/album/6uyslsVGFsHKzdGUosFwBM

https://open.spotify.com/album/0QImn8JzTpAMxhGdKWzJCk

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>> No. 4633 Anonymous
1st August 2010
Sunday 2:24 pm
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Look at this fucking thing, /nom/. Gaze upon it.

Fucking yum.

(It's five or six inches in diameter, in case the scale isn't obvious.)
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>> No. 13102 Anonymous
18th October 2019
Friday 10:01 pm
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>>13099
I'm still alive and my arse is behaving. I am immune!

This must be what being a superhero feels like.
>> No. 13130 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:21 pm
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Getting a bit late in the year but wish me luck chums.
>> No. 13131 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:24 pm
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>>13130
There are some good groups on the social network where you can post ones you're not sure about and they'll help ID them.
>> No. 13132 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>>13131
What's a social network?
>> No. 13133 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:41 pm
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>>13132

They're going 24/7

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>> ID: 50b72e No. 15096 Anonymous
27th October 2019
Sunday 9:08 am

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Is there any info on how many people post here?

I'm sure for whatever reason we won't get told the unique numbers but I do wonder if it's me and about three others and then a fourth person, which is me posting responses to posts I forgot I'd made.
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>> ID: 2c8217 No. 15109 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:49 pm

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>>15108
The ones where the two people who (sometimes, not that often) maintain the code come from.
>> ID: 523c63 No. 15111 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:55 pm

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>>15109
Wrong.
>> ID: 523c63 No. 15113 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 9:05 pm

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>>15112
Nah, the other was never me. It was for the lad who had a TV career.
>> ID: d004e2 No. 15114 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 9:08 pm

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>>15113
Ah....
>> ID: 291c4b No. 15115 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 10:13 pm

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I remember the numbers being mentioned a while back, could've been years, but it was around 100 then so that sounds about right. Tried to post this in London the other night btw but someone's been playing silly buggers and the IP was banned.

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>> No. 24267 Cowboy
23rd October 2019
Wednesday 8:39 pm
/zoo/24267 UK.. I've come back, and I need your help
I am a 24 year old American who has never had a job because I am a socially anxious diagnosed autist with no frens and my father keeps breathing down my neck to get one.. I've tried my hardest to find and get one but no one cares. And I would do other things like go to university but I'm a disorderly idiot at that and I can't do the military either because I don't want to fight for Israel plus I'd fail at that because I'm physically weak. I would create a business but I lack fuck all for that as well.

What do I do, UK? I'm so fucked...
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>> No. 24280 Britfag
29th October 2019
Tuesday 7:46 pm
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>>24279

Well good for you mate. In 99% of cases it's going to be a waste of time though.

On a good day walking around a big town you might be able to hand out 30 CVs. On the internet you can put in probably a hundred applications in the same amount of time.

If you need a job and you need one sooner rather than later, it's simply not an efficient investment of effort to waste an afternoon giving your CVs to people who are going to put them straight in the bin. It's actively harmful to your prospects, like a hunter wasting more energy chasing his prey than he will gain from catching it.

Last time I was on the dole they told us to do it, and I almost got kicked out for arguing the toss with the Karen looking bint running the course.
>> No. 24282 Britfag
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:02 pm
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>>24280
Yeah, but handing in CVs you could get an interview for a job that hasn't been advertised or at least one that hasn't been advertised some place where candidates are machine gunning in applications. The competition would be much less stiff.

If you're sending 100 applications a day there's a very good chance you're doing it wrong anyway.
>> No. 24283 Britfag
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:14 pm
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>>24282

Nah, that's very much doing it right; at least for entry level jobs, which sounds like the sort of advice this thread pertains to. Usually a job that hasn't been advertised is something much more specialised, so while there might be less competition it's less likely you'd actually be qualified for it. That's not just a needle in a haystack, it's a diamond ring of exactly your size in a cornfield.

There's a myth about copy/pasting applications meaning you'll get binned every time. It's got a grain of truth to it, but not quite. Nowadays, applications are scanned by software multiple times before they even make it to a person; if you have the right keywords and structure in there that the software looks for you've won half the battle.

Wasting your time writing up a fresh application from scratch for every shite call centre job is a waste of time thanks to the same principle as the hunter analogy.
>> No. 24284 Cockernay
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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>>24280
Not him, but if I got handed a paper CV that someone had brought in in person I'd pay it much more attention that the dozens of electronic applications I had to process that day. You're probably right about the numbers game but I think you hit a point where you've applied to all the potential jobs you can online - pounding the pavements is a perfectly good decision at some stage. Not least to get you out the house for a bit.
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29th October 2019
Tuesday 9:15 pm
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I think if you have a confident personality, and can pitch yourself well in a couple of sentences, turning up in person like that can really work. Most people (particularly those who are jobless) don't have that kind of personality though.

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>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=sMmGPe2yUKPMm3HC
Worms Blast https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=DRYGuGM38VdnxfuF
Worms Crazy Golf https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=eYEPWANxqsCnqkfY
Worms Ultimate Mayhem https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=xbqFPzD2SDRXmNSz
Worms Armageddon https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=U7TeH7v3r64aWT74
Worms Pinball https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=B73d2Xh85TTbdGyE

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad.

https://www.humblebundle.com/ is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 23129 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 2:44 pm
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Assetto Corsa is only £13 on Steam, with all the DLC, right now. It's easily the most entertaining driving sim I've played and there are seemingly endless amounts of DLC for it, I can't recommend it enough.
>> No. 23130 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 7:21 pm
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>>23129
I meant to say "endless amounts of mods for it", as you can see the DLC is definitively finite.
>> No. 23131 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 11:20 pm
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>>23129
Interesting - I like a driving SIM and have seen the reviews of I and considered it in the past. I have a Logitech wheel/pedals and one of those driving seats to go with.

Why is it so good? I like Project Cars very much indeed, but with the wheel it's almost too easy once you've practiced enough.
>> No. 23134 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 12:21 am
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>>23129
A couple of years ago I bought a wheel and pedals and thought I'd get into multiplayer racing in Assetto Corsa. Played it for maybe 15 hours total but eventually got bored of it and realised I'm not really into racing sims. I played the shit out of the old GT and Forza games but I was never one to autistically shave milliseconds off my laptimes or engage in the tedium of going around the same track over and over to learn the best racing lines, which is a necessity if you want to be competitive online.

I ended up selling the wheel and pedals, bought an old MS Sidewinder joystick because force feedback in joysticks went the way of the dodo for some reason, and had a blast blasting people in Il-2. Going pew-pew in the air or in space is a more fun thing to simulate than driving around a race track.
>> No. 23135 Anonymous
29th October 2019
Tuesday 8:11 am
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>>23131
The variety of tracks and the range of cars to drive is what I like most about it. It's definitely more of a sim than Project Cars, although the graphics aren't quite up to the same level. As I, eventually, mentioned it has a modding scene that's second to none. If you have a "local" racetrack that you've always thought "damn, I wish that was in a game for once", someone's probably at least working on adding it. Not that the base game's barren or anything, especially with all the DLC, there's just loads going on beyond that.

>>23134
>but I was never one to autistically shave milliseconds off my laptimes or engage in the tedium of going around the same track over and over to learn the best racing lines
Oh. Okay.

Il-2's ace too though. I've never managed to get a Sturmovik into space, but maybe I never tried hard enough.

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>> No. 64226 Anonymous
26th October 2019
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>> No. 64227 YubYub
27th October 2019
Sunday 12:15 pm
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I kindof liked that film. It has some funny parts, despite itself. Wasn't it the college project of a now famous director?

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>> No. 64228 Samefag
27th October 2019
Sunday 5:42 pm
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Ten points to Gryffindor!

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>> No. 11138 Anonymous
4th October 2018
Thursday 2:47 am
/beat/11138 Channel U throwback thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Y4VTTygMQ
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>> No. 11342 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 12:51 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssON1FgQ7yY
>> No. 11406 Anonymous
22nd November 2018
Thursday 1:16 pm
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All of his punctuation errors are a bit upsetting but anyway.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shm7bKtKUw
>> No. 11407 Anonymous
22nd November 2018
Thursday 5:09 pm
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https://vimeo.com/59218902

The official video is Vimeo only and it was a pretty innovative stop-motion one.
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4th August 2019
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>> No. 12201 Anonymous
27th October 2019
Sunday 2:30 am
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Its a long shot but does anyone remember a track that had a british and an american MC, it was called hospitality

cant remember either of their names and searching channel u hospitality comes up blank.

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>> No. 6943 Anonymous
8th February 2019
Friday 12:03 pm
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How do I go about writing a book?

I've got a loose idea in my head an undercover officer infiltrates a group, possibly someone like the Democratic Football Lads Alliance, only for it descend into a farce as it turns out 90% of the members are undercover officers who don't want to blow their cover. So far the end result in my head is that the organisation ends up gaining lots of members because the officers make the group seem much larger than it would be otherwise and they're so adept at bureaucracy that they run the group far more efficiently than it would otherwise be. This is the point where you tell me this idea has already been done and far better than I could ever hope to write it. but I'm not entirely sure where to go from here.

Thanks, lads.
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>> No. 7060 Anonymous
25th October 2019
Friday 12:04 pm
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G K Chestertons The Man Who Was Thursaday might be worth a read. It sounds essentially the same but the ending - more a mystery around who's undercover and who's not, and a bit of talk about anarchy. It's pretty short. Might be helpful.

I've always wondered about writing; whether you should have something to say that your characters revolve around or if it should be nothing more than a story. I can see both aproaches being boring for a reader.

How well does screen writing theory translate through books? The anatomy of a story kind of thing?
>> No. 7061 Anonymous
25th October 2019
Friday 1:52 pm
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It's the same basic theory but the way most screenwriters phrase it all makes me cringe.
>> No. 7062 Anonymous
25th October 2019
Friday 2:22 pm
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I've never seen anybody reference Chesterton outside of the early Deus Ex fandom but I welcome it. It's like he stepped in from an alternate dimension where Arthur Conan Doyle wasn't insufferably dull.

>How well does screen writing theory translate through books? The anatomy of a story kind of thing?
Screen writing theory is (with the exception of modernist filmmakers - you know the ones) largely based on classic literary structure. Joseph Campbell constructed the model of the "monomyth" or "hero's journey" that has been so ubiquitous throughout the ages that it's difficult to shake it when watching film or engaging with formulaic prose once you're aware. That's not to say it's tacky or overdone, just overly reliant on plot linearity rather than individual character exposition to flesh out the book/film universe.
>> No. 7063 Anonymous
25th October 2019
Friday 6:32 pm
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You have to chat bare shit in the visual arts, it's the only way.
>> No. 7064 Anonymous
26th October 2019
Saturday 1:27 pm
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> I've never seen anybody reference Chesterton outside of the early Deus Ex fandom
Not who you're responding to but DX was how I got exposed to Chesterton's work.
There's something else I'd read written by him, something that was quite profound and even more so given that it was written a hundred years ago. Can't fucking recall what.
Sage for veering off-topic.

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>> No. 13073 Anonymous
28th September 2019
Saturday 11:59 am
/nom/13073 Hot sauces and chili jams
Any of you lads had any experience with making your own hot sauce or chili jams? If not, do you have any favourites?

I'm about to harvest my chili plant and retire it for the winter. I'll probably cook up a few batches and bottle them for the next couple of months.

My proposed mix is as follows:

- 3 x Scotch bonnet
- 3 x jalapeno (grilled)
- 1 x bell pepper (roasted)
- Handful of roasted plum tomatoes
- Half an onion (grilled)
- Some garlic
- Some ginger
- A few carrots (roasted)
- Salt
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>> No. 13076 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 12:11 pm
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>>13073
Sounds delicious - I like the roasted plum tomatoes.
>> No. 13077 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 2:56 pm
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It turned out alright, I suppose. Less yield than I'd expected mostly due to not being able to liquefy it as much as I anticipated. Not sure if I just didn't add enough liquid or what.
>> No. 13081 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 7:01 pm
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Are you a hård man, OP?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP2U_V5rv4
>> No. 13084 Anonymous
30th September 2019
Monday 6:27 pm
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Bit late, but this guy has a lot of good guides to making chilli sauces. You might want to look at making a fermented sauce too. They're "easy" in one sense of the word, although you might face certain problems with that route.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofCJtEHc2P0
>> No. 13124 Anonymous
26th October 2019
Saturday 12:46 pm
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12x random chilli pepper I was sent. Look like Trinidad Scorpions but it's hard to be sure.
Half a mug of dried sichuan peppers
2x Garlic cloves
Roasted on a low temperature for a bit then took the sichuan peppers out when they started to smoke. Turned up the temperature and continued roasting until the chillies started to blacken a little.
.5 cup light soy sauce
1x cup of rice vinegar
1.5 shots of lime juice
1x teaspoon of cayenne pepper
.5 test tube of dried chipotle
1x teaspoon salt
1x tablespoon MSG
Peeled the now soft garlic & removed the chilli pepper stalks, blended all the ingredients together as homogeneously as possible. Brought to a boil then simmered for the remainder of 30 minutes while fairly constantly stirring.

It's cooling now. I can see subsidence is a problem as it keeps separating so will need shaking/stirring before serving but it's really delicious.

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